This is a story about nice guys finishing first...

It's October 21st, 2015, and I used to love the Back to the Future movies, like so many kids.

I've always been in a rush to see and do everything. I already did my entire bucket list and I suppose that's partly why I might have ended up suicidally depressed. Getting everything you want can be a little anticlimactic.

Still haven't found love yet though. I'm a hopeless romantic and I still believe in true love and all that soppy stuff. I've completely failed to become bitter and twisted by the cruel turns and dead ends of life's unknowable road. I'm slowly learning the life lesson that Love is one thing that can't be rushed.

A fish swimming down a stream spots a fly flying right over him. The fish thinks, "I can jump and catch that fly."

A bear see the fish that sees the fly. The bear thinks, "the fish will jump to catch the fly and I can catch the fish."

A hunter sees the bear that sees the fish that sees the fly. The hunter thinks, "the fish will jump to catch the fly, the bear will catch the fish, and I can shoot the bear."

A mouse sees the hunter that sees the bear that sees the fish that sees fly. The mouse thinks, "the fish will jump to catch the fly, the bear will catch the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, and I can get the cheese in the hunters lunch."

A cat sees the mouse that sees the hunter that sees the bear that sees the fish that sees the fly. The cat thinks, "the fish will jump to catch the fly, the bear will catch the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, the mouse will get the cheese, and I can catch the mouse."

The fish caught the fly, the bear caught the fish, the hunter shot the bear.

But the mouse was startled when the gun went off, so when the cat pounced, it missed and landed in the stream.

Moral of the story: the longer the build up, the wetter the pussy.

Here's a picture of a random kitesurfer's body, in case you are still in need of a reason to date a kitesurfer:

Pretentious, narcissitic, moi? (I haven't actually kitesurfed since October 2014)

Tags: #kitesurfing #kiteboarding #sex #love #depression #suicide