suicide – Page 4 – Nick Grant

Nick Grant

Tag: suicide

  • Death Cult

    This is a story about suicidal people…

    Pageviews

    I received an email, approximately a month ago, telling me that something I wrote back in February was getting a lot of readers, via Google searches. I dismissed that event, because the email said I was getting a small amount of visitors to my website. It turns out that I was getting a huge amount.

    When I finally dug into the stats, they shocked me.

    • Hypercapnic alarm response – 1st
    • Can you drink yourself sober – 4th
    • How do you suffocate yourself – 5th
    • Easiest way to kill yourself – 6th
    • What is the easiest way to kill yourself – 7th
    • Most reliable way to commit suicide – 7th
    • Easiest way to commit suicide – 10th
    • Quickest way to kill yourself – 14th

    That’s just a selection of the things people are searching for on Google, along with the position where my website is ranked in the search results.

    I wondered why I was getting many more emails from suicidal people. Now I know – I’m on the first page of Google for most of the things which people search for when they’re feeling suicidal.

    Obviously, this feels like a big responsibility.

    I immediately went back to what I wrote and checked it, to ensure that it didn’t encourage, endorse or otherwise prompt or promote anything remotely approaching a suggestion that suicide might be a good idea. Of course, I acknowledge that suicide is a choice which is forced upon people, who are suffering unbearably horrible circumstances, but I want there to be zero suicides; I desperately want for society to take suicide prevention seriously.

    The problem is not the suicidal people.

    They don’t need to fix things.

    The problem is their circumstances.

    They can’t change their circumstances.

    If they could, they would.

    I don’t think suicide is ever the answer; the solution… however it does offer relief from interminable unbearable suffering, so I understand why people consider it, and I understand why some people choose it. I wish there were alternative choices, but society does not wish to offer any, oftentimes.

    Having spent time on numerous psychiatric wards, attempted suicide and suffered from persistent suicidal thoughts, for many years, I have been well aware of the mental health epidemic and the growth of suicide to be the number one cause of death in men under the age of 50, and the fastest-growing cause of death in girls and young women. I was well aware of what was going on in society, and the statistics, but I wasn’t fully plugged in to that raging torrent of human misery. Now, the world’s suicidal people are beating a path to my door, desperate to know how to end their suffering and pain. It’s a heavy burden.

    Although I’ve already asked myself this question many times, I have to consider whether it’s responsible to talk so freely and openly about suicide methods, and to be empathetic and understanding of people’s struggles, and the desire to end their lives. Aren’t I supposed to treat the subject as taboo and immediately condemn anybody who’s feeling suicidal as “taking the easy way out” etc.? Of course I’m not going to do that, because that’s what the whole of this dreadfully shitty society is doing, which has resulted in the vast numbers of deaths of despair we see today.

    Another thing I have to ask myself is what I have in common with cult leaders and others like them, who have presided over the suicide of their devoted followers, and other unwilling people swept into their death cults. I have to ask myself whether narcissism is playing a part, and whether I am leading people astray. I have to suspect myself as being a bad, dangerous person, who might cause harm.

    I think. A lot.

    Of the people who’ve contacted me over the years, while in a suicidal state, most are alive. A few are dead, including a very close friend. Am I to blame?

    I think about stuff all the time. I can’t switch my brain off.

    I’m never going to reach any fixed and immutable conclusions. The whole point of this entire endeavour was to have an open dialogue. Only through discussion can any progress be made. Only through discourse can any thorough examination of things occur. Only by grasping the nettle, is it possible to help people who are thinking about suicide – taboos and knee-jerk reactions aren’t going to help anybody.

    It’s very alarming to see – first hand – the vast number of people trawling the internet in a suicidally distressed state. It’s daunting to be in a position of influence. It’s a big responsibility to say and do the right thing. However, I hope that what I write is helping, not making things worse. I like to think it is, but I’m always open to input.

     

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  • Something to Take the Edge Off

    This is a story about crutches…

    Office chair

    Trawling through my photos from the past three and a half months, I found very few which would be suitable to accompany what I wanted to write today. The photos on my phone are mostly of my cat(s) and not much else. However, this photo does – rather cryptically – allude to what I am now writing about.

    When I started the lockdown, I decided that I wasn’t going to bother with a desk or an office chair at home; that I would muddle by with my laptop on my lap. I decided – wrongly – that it wouldn’t be worth the effort of setting up a proper office at home.

    As I already wrote a few days ago, I started the lockdown drinking copiously. Every day after work, I would pour myself a large glass of wine. I would estimate that my alcohol consumption was somewhere in the region of 8 to 10 bottles of wine per week.

    As I already wrote a few days ago, I started the lockdown physically dependent on medication. Every night I took sleeping pills. Every day I took tranquillising sedatives.

    Then, it became obvious that there would be dire consequences to my physical health.

    I didn’t want to finish lockdown as a fat alcoholic pill-popper with a hunched back.

    Because I delayed setting up my home office, I didn’t have a lot of choice for a desk and an office chair, hence why the ugly garish monstrosity – pictured above – has become part of my home office. The desk is super ugly too. However, it’s good to have a more professional set-up instead of reclining on my sofa.

    The health improvements to my life don’t feel like they’re paying dividends. I still feel overweight, unfit and I still crave alcohol. Ostensibly, I feel much the same as I did when I was guzzling booze, popping pills and spending 16 hours a day reclining on my sofa. However, we must acknowledge that there is a very significant difference between an alcoholic pill addict, and somebody who drinks in moderation at the weekends, and is entirely medication free. That I have stabilised myself and found almost liveable and almost bearable sustainable routine without my crutches, is not an achievement which should be underestimated.

    The backdrop to the past four months has been the global pandemic which has claimed hundreds of thousands of lives, and threatens the livelihoods and living standards of hundreds of millions, if not billions of people. If there was ever a time to feel insecure about money, work and housing, it would be now.

    I wouldn’t describe myself as a particularly anxious person, but the past 5 years of my life have been spent with the threat of destitution hanging over me. I’ve been forced to generate vast amounts of money each year in order to protect my credit rating and employability, as well as to simply pay rent, bills and service debts. The amount of money needed to escape my predicament was so vast that I was forced into high-risk high-stress situations, which were potentially high-reward. Eventually, perseverance paid off. There was no other choice: a crappy salaried job would have inevitably led to bankruptcy; the books simply didn’t balance with some crap paying job.

    So, I’ve suffered 5 years of incredible, immense stress. I’ve suffered 5 years of living on the edge of ruin.

    When the pandemic started to get very bad in Europe my mood improved considerably. The havoc wrought by the pandemic has brought the stress and suffering that I was enduring into the lives of vast numbers of my fellow people. Suffering collectively is far more bearable than suffering alone.

    At some point, I want to stop talking about the difficulties in my past and to talk about the future. I want to put some distance between my past and the present. I want to have a period of wealth and security, which clearly delineates ‘now’ from ‘then’.

    I note that my abysmal childhood became unimportant when I started to have success and get ahead in life, in my late teens and early twenties. My rapidly growing bank balance, exotic travel, status symbols – like houses, cars and boats – and adventurous hobbies, felt like I could forget about past transgressions against me: the bullies and abusers were rotting, and I was thriving, so I wasn’t bitter and angry; I had broken free from the misery of the past.

    My rage at my parents – which has been a repeated theme of the past 5 years – and sad memories of a ruined childhood, which has caused me vast amounts of problems… all becomes irrelevant again, as my health and wealth are regained, and my quality of life improves manyfold.

    Yes, my crutches are going to change from alcohol and medications, to be luxury holidays and other trappings of wealth, but I don’t care. Alcohol and medications lead to misery and death – they’re a dreadful trap, which leads nowhere positive.

    I still have suicide as my ‘retirement plan’ but that’s a simple matter of practicality, given that I’m now unable to be likely to accumulate enough wealth to enjoy a comfortable retirement before my health starts to deteriorate. It’s something I’m going to have to learn to live with. Or rather, it’s something that’s going to kill me. C’est la vie. C’est la mort.

     

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  • All The Suicide Methods

    This is a story about the control of information…

    Poisonous Mushroom

    As is often the case, something I have read or watched has prompted me to write. Today, I felt the urgent need to write about methods of killing yourself. I felt compelled to document every single method of committing suicide, which I could possibly think of.

    The reason why I would write this down is that the thing which most often draws visitors to my website is something I wrote about suffocation – asphyxiation – as a means of suicide. People also come who are desperately trying to cure themselves of their problems with mental health, alcoholism and addiction. People visit my website for all kinds of different reasons, but as a source of information on how to kill yourself, my site is one of many millions. Our libraries are full of books which explain in exquisite detail how people have ended their own lives, since we took pen to parchment, or chiselled runes into rock. For those who seek, they will find.

    I’ve noticed a lot of criticism of the owner/operators of forums where suicide is predominantly discussed, and prominent popular indviduals who have large social media followings have been criticised for their participation in the online discussion of suicide which has coalesced around their digital persona.

    We have to be very clear about something here: people need and want to talk about suicide. Making it a taboo subject, and ridiculous fantasies about book burning and the modern-day digital equivalent – banning websites – fails to address any of the underlying causes of why people take their own lives.

    People don’t kill themselves because they’re encouraged by others, online. People don’t kill themselves because they’re able to easily find the information about the methods of suicide. The reasons why people kill themselves are as complex as the individuals who end their lives prematurely, and to point the finger of blame is pointless; futile.

    While it might be true that we see ‘outbreaks’ of suicides which cluster together geographically, almost like a conventional viral, bacterial or parasitic infection, passed from person to person, this does not mean that newspapers, magazines, TV & radio stations and the modern digital equivalents, should never talk about suicides, or the methods. There is no evidence to prove that journalistic guidelines have in any way reduced the likelihood that fellow friends, classmates and other people in the vicinity of a suicide, will commit suicide themselves. We are missing the point: if one person in a particular area of the country, of a certain age, living a certain lifestyle, is compelled to end their life, then why should we be surprised that there are many others who are living on the edge too? It is absolutely untrue that the media and the internet is in any way shape or form responsible for pushing and/or prompting people to end their lives.

    We also have to answer the difficult question: is it ethical to force a person to live a miserable and unbearable life? Is it unethical to force a person to endure unending suffering?

    A documentary I was watching particularly annoyed me when a so-called expert came onto the program to say that suicidal thoughts are usually fleeting, and quickly pass; they essentially said that depression is temporary – in a particularly dismissive manner – and that we should shut up and put up with it. This made me furious.

    People don’t end their lives whimsically. Suicides are meticulously planned. The formation of the idea of killing one’s self is something that has taken place during years of terrible suffering. I say that it is unethical to act in any kind of way to prevent a suffering person from achieving relief from the terrible torments which they have decided are too unbearable. It’s their life at the end of the day. It’s selfish to ask them to keep living an intolerable miserable suffering-filled existence… for what reason? So that you don’t feel sad? Get over yourself. Get a grip. Have some compassion. Show a little empathy.

    I believe strongly that suicides are 100% preventable, and that we should aim for zero suicides – nobody should ever commit suicide. However, the solutions are well beyond the scope of this essay, and ask the reader to think the unthinkable, such as improving people’s lives, instead of fobbing them off with cheap anti-depressant tablets and abysmal “behavioural therapy” courses developed and delivered by a group of people with the collective IQ of a slug. The evidence is clear: suicide is the number one killer of men under the age of 50, and the suicide rate in young girls and women is growing faster than ever before. Yet, the approach remains unchanged: ineffective medications and ineffective psychological therapies. Also, the circumstances get worse and worse: youth unemployment soars, personal debt soars, global warming and climate change rages out of control, and the chance of having a fulfilling happy life diminishes by a vast amount every single day.

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    So, you came here for the good stuff, right?

    OK, here are all the ways you can kill yourself, separated into some different sections.

    Poisonings and Overdoses

    Almost every substance which a normal person can obtain will result in a slow and painful death. Anybody can find a poisonous mushroom or plant – such as deadly nightshade or hemlock – which will kill you, but it will be extremely unpleasant. It’s possible to purchase a large quantity of paracetamol, for example, which will easily cause fatal liver failure, but this is a particularly slow, painful and unpleasant death.

    Deaths by overdose are hard to achieve with so-called ‘safe’ modern medications. Your doctor is unlikely to prescribe you enough opiates to allow you to kill yourself, unless you stockpile your supply, and slow-release formulas can make it hard to commit suicide using swallowed tablets. Barbiturates, which are the number one choice of doctors who wish to commit suicide, are never prescribed. There are deadly medications, such as warfarin, but to obtain them is almost impossible.

    Were you able to obtain a poison such as strychnine or cyanide, your death would be surprisingly slow and painful. Potassium cyanide particularly, would not be a pleasant easy death, unless combined with a large dose of sedative and a painkiller, because it essentially induces a heart attack.

    Blood Loss and Other Trauma

    The body has developed very advanced mechanisms to cope with severe lacerations, and blood vessels will spasm and contract to contain loss of blood. The arteries are generally well protected by the anatomy which has evolved to keep us alive.

    Generally speaking, cutting the jugular vein(s) is a reliable method of suicide, but there are many variables: the blade must be sharp, the aim must be true, and the cut must be made with force and certainty. It’s more likely that you will end up with a profusely bleeding laceration than a lethal wound.

    Cutting one of the carotid arteries must surely be the most reliable way of killing yourself with a knife or razor blade, but detailed anatomical knowledge and a willingness to undergo immense pain, while conducting this surgery on yourself, makes the task almost impossible.

    Plunging a sharp object in-between your ribs and into your heart or one of the biggest blood vessels in your body will kill you very quickly, but the chance of you hitting your target is low.

    The Japanese Samurai favour disembowelment as an “honourable death”. Do not recommend.

    Self-immolation would be incredibly painful, and your death would be caused by suffocation: the flames would consume the oxygen from around your body, and your lungs would be burned so badly they would not function. Definitely do not recommend.

    Falls From Height

    Yes, these will kill you. There is a well documented case of a man who survived a fall from the Golden Gate Bridge, which is about 67 metres (or 220 feet for those who prefer imperial units). In rock climbing terms, that’s about 1 rope length, and there are lots of documented cases of rock climbers who have fallen from the top of a cliff and survived.

    This is all about the height, and the surface you’re landing on. Maximum height and solid landing surface = more certain death. I would say that 8 storeys or more, landing on concrete, rock or something similar like that, would guarantee ‘instant’ death. Bear in mind that you would need to jump and also endure the fall, which would both be very traumatic, but it would be a ‘quick’ death versus a poisoning or overdose, for example.

    Hanging

    Most people who have hanged themselves have died from asphyxiation, and have suffered an incredibly awful death. Death by hanging has a high success rate, but we should be mindful that the final period of that person’s life was unimaginably terrible. To asphyxiate elicits one of our most primal panic responses – the hypercapnic alarm response – and we know that many people who have hanged themselves have taken 30 to 90 minutes before they have finally expired. This is one of the most unpleasant deaths I can imagine.

    For a hanging to be a quick death, the neck should be broken or the body should be decapitated – either outcome achieves the desired outcome, which is a quick death. It would be advisable – although I advise nobody to commit suicide, of course – to err on the side of caution, and ensure that the ‘drop’ is sufficient to break the neck at the very least, and if decapitation occurs, then it’s far preferable to the alternative: a lengthy asphyxiation.

    Electrocution

    Most modern domestic and commercial electrical systems are fitted with systems to prevent electrocution, and as such you would be unlikely to be able to electrocute yourself by, for example, dropping an electrical appliance into the bath-tub while you were in it.

    In the interests of a full and frank exploration of all the available suicide options, I must tell you that it’s possible to obtain a lethal electrical current by simply removing the cover of your fuse box, where there are live parts which do not have the protections which you have throughout your house or other premises.

    Touching a live electrical conductor will hurt, a lot, but it won’t kill you. In order to kill yourself by electrocution, you must first grip something which is earthed – such as a copper water pipe or the earth clip for your house, usually marked with green and yellow striped insulation – and then touch the live source of electricity with your OTHER hand. Then, the electrical current will flow across your body, through your chest, and your heart will either be very badly damaged or at least enter ventricular fibrillation, where it is unable to pump blood, causing you to lose consciousness immediately.

    It’s possible that you might only receive a ‘mild’ electrocution, leaving you with very bad burns, tissue and nerve damage, but otherwise alive. For this reason, it’s probably inadvisable for anybody except a trained electrician to commit suicide using this method.

    Asphyxiation, Drowning, Suffocation etc

    As I wrote before, the hypercapnic alarm response, which is your body’s natural reaction to high carbon dioxide levels in your bloodstream, will cause incredible panic and suffering. As such, drowning yourself by attaching weights to your body and jumping into water, would be a terrible, terrible death. Do not recommend.

    To attempt to suffocate yourself, perhaps by putting a plastic bag over your head or other somesuch thing, would result in the elicitation of the hypercapnic alarm response and you would tear the bag off your head, driven by instinct. Your primitive survival instincts would override the neocortical modern brain, which we have unfortunately evolved, leading us to want to commit suicide in the first place.

    In order to asphyxiate in the manner which we would all wish to die, which is painlessly and peacefully, the solution is simple: we must breathe a gas which contains no oxygen or carbon dioxide. To breathe the gas from your oven puts your neighbours and firefighters at risk, because a gas explosion will be the likely result. Instead, a bottle of helium can be purchased inexpensively, for the usual purpose of filling baloons. Instead, the helium should be used to provide a steady supply of gas to some kind of ‘hood’ which you wear. By breathing an inert gas like helium, you will quickly lose consciousness and death will follow within some minutes, as your body and brain are deprived of oxygen.

    Other

    There are things which might work, but are more likely to cause you incredible pain and injury, such as injecting yourself with a bubble of air.

    You could obviously starve or dehydrate yourself to death, but this would be time-consuming and result in a slow and painful death, with much suffering.

    For those who live in places where firearms are easily obtained, I don’t know why you’re even reading this: if I could get hold of a gun I’d already be dead, I’m sure. That’s not to say that gun control is preventing my suicide; merely that there are easier ways to kill yourself in a country like the UK, but I foolishly have opted for methods which were unlikely to kill me, such as poison, overdose and cutting veins.

    The number of ways to cause your body a traumatic injury are innumerable, but an example might be to turn off the airbag on your car and then drive without a seatbelt at 100mph into a concrete pillar which is supporting a bridge.

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    As you can see, the options are multitudinous and you really don’t need me to list them. You already knew almost all this stuff, and if you didn’t, it was available on a million websites; it was one single Google search away.

    As for the charge that I am encouraging, endorsing, glamourising or enabling suicide in any way whatsoever, you are barking up the wrong tree. Look again at the suffering. Look again at the causes of that suffering. Look again at the options available to the victim of that suffering. If it was possible for a suicidal person to endure any longer, they would. If there was an easy option, like a magic pill from a magic doctor who lives in a magic building, then we would see suicide rates falling not climbing. The medical establishment claims to want to preserve life, and it claims to be empirical and evidence-based, yet all the evidence shows that medicine is failing abysmally to deal with the number one killer of men under the age of 50; the fastest growing cause of death of young girls and women. Medicine can f**k off – it’s had plenty of chances to do something about the suicide and mental health epidemic, but instead it has rested on its laurels and dished out useless pills, and allowed intolerable living conditions to grow, flourish and proliferate.

    If you think my article is somehow dangerous and irresponsible, I suggest you seek your first recourse with those who claim to be practicing so-called medicine, when all the evidence shows that the medications and treatments prescribed are entirely ineffective, and the mental health epidemic and suicide rate are the number one public health emergency, yet your doctor is doing nothing about it – they have their head buried in the sand.

    For those of you who came here looking for information on how to commit suicide, I empathise. I’ve attempted suicide several times. If you want to talk to somebody who lives with suicidal thoughts on a daily basis and has tried every conventional treatment you can possibly imagine, who won’t try to “talk you out of doing anything” or otherwise patronise you, my Twitter DMs are open and my email address is publicly available.

    If you’re suffering, I’m sad about that. I wish people didn’t have to commit suicide, but sometimes they do, because the suffering is too unbearable.

     

    Still thinking about killing yourself? Please read my essay on how to kill yourself.

    Want even more? Please read about why I am planning on committing suicide.

     

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  • Heartless

    This is a story about self preservation…

    Boxed up

    I haven’t written for over a month, but the general circumstances of my existence would have been repeated ad nauseam, as they cause me untold amounts of stress & anxiety, for reasons I am about to explain.

    I have two more months of paid employment and then I’m potentially back hunting for work again. Even in the best case scenario, where I work every single day between now and the end of March, all that money is accounted for – somebody wants it: the taxman, a bank, a landlord… some vulture or parasite.

    My rusty old car has bitten the dust and must be scrapped. I managed to limp it along, spending very little money on it, but it finally became uneconomical to repair it, despite the problem being as seemingly simple as a single broken bolt.

    What does a 40 year old man who doesn’t own a house or a car, or have a job, have to live for?

    This is the question I asked myself on December 19th, when I noticed that my urine was full of blood, and later turned dark brown in colour, with a noxious scent. Later that day, I noticed that my bladder was no longer filling and I knew that my kidneys had failed.

    The usual response of a healthy happy person when faced with a life-threatening medical emergency is to hastily make their way to hospital. My response was to wonder how long it would be before the waste products in my body would build up to a sufficient level to trigger a cardiac arrest. I imagined that 3 or 4 days would be adequate. I began the wait.

    By December 23rd I was suffering from seizures, blackouts, confusion, muscle pain, abdominal pain, weakness and a host of other symptoms related to multiple organ failure, the complications of having highly toxic blood and massive fluid retention.

    Against my will but without protest, I was taken to hospital by ambulance, where I spent two and a half weeks having dialysis for many hours a day, in the hope – the doctors’ hope, not mine – that it would save my life. My only concern was that my life would be saved but my kidneys would not, thus rendering me dependent on dialysis sessions, 3 times a week, 4 hours per session, for the rest of my life, in order to remain alive. Of course, under those circumstances I would have committed suicide at the earliest possible opportunity.

    I was discharged from hospital to discover that my cat had urinated on almost every single item of clothing that I own. My cat is incredibly intelligent, and she had managed to find a way to squat and pee in every drawer, box, bag and other container of clothing.

    Kidney failure prevents the waste products from your muscles from being filtered out of your bloodstream and into your bladder, where they can be urinated away. Pickling your muscles in toxins, virtually immobile in a hospital bed, on a noisy hospital ward for two and a half weeks, was something that left me physically drained and very weak. Dealing with the mountain of cat-urine soaked clothing was a task which was beyond my capabilities, while still recuperating from the ordeal I’d suffered.

    During the two and a half weeks when I was in hospital, I had three visitors: my ex-girlfriend, a work colleague and a friend. My ex-girlfriend was staggeringly out of touch with reality and stubbornly refused to drop her fantasy ideas about what the National Health Service is. She visited a few times at the beginning and then I never saw her again. My work colleague reminded me that I’m well liked and respected at work, and that’s incredibly valuable. My work gives me a great deal of pride and a sense of identity. My friend reminded me that for all my years of struggle, I’ve been playing a rigged game all along, and I’m the only one who’s been playing by the rules; not cheating.

    It seems inevitable that in the not-too distant future, for one reason or another, my temporary employment will end and I will lose not only my source of income, but also any reason to remain in both this city and this country.

    I have no relationship to stay here for: that’s over.

    I have work colleagues here, who are wonderful, but I always maintain a degree of separation between my work life and my private life, notwithstanding this blog (which serves as an invitation for anybody who really wants to be my friend to reach out).

    I do love my cat, but she urinates on everything made of fabric or otherwise porous, and destroys anything else which she takes a disliking to: my houseplants, my carpet, my furniture, cables, anything fragile etc. I’m sure that I can find her a loving home where her misbehaviour will be tolerated.

    My existence appears to be that of an anti-social hermit, but I assure you that there are hundreds of people who I have to deal with on a professional basis, who find me to be a pleasant and affable fellow; a good colleague. I have a very select few close friends who I maintain regular contact with via phone, email, SMS and other text, voice and video services.

    Estranged from my family for over 6 years, with the exception of my sister, and single, this might be cause for loneliness and unhappiness, but I live for my work at the moment, which provides ample social contact, and it seems sensible that I move somewhere where I have at least one close friend – I’m in no mood to become one of those tragic 40+ men who join some kind of club or society in the desperate pathetic hope of gaining a social life.

    What about suicide? Well, if the opportunity to die – passively – presents itself again, then I certainly won’t be phoning the emergency services. It’s barely a month ago that I had a few days to contemplate the fact that I was about to die, and I was quite calm; I was looking forward to the rest and relaxation of being dead.

    My priorities remain the same as they always have: to repay my guardian angel and attempt to achieve some kind of financial and housing security, and to reconfigure my life so that the vast amounts of stress, anxiety, boredom and misery heaped upon me by the rat race – causing untold depression – can be replaced by either an alternative, or early death (i.e. suicide).

    Thus, I might appear heartless, but it’s all a practical necessity to maintain the slim chance that a life worth living might eventually present itself; otherwise the choice is clear: immediate suicide.

    I sometimes wonder: am I tough? Am I mean? Am I a sociopath? Am I antisocial? Do I lack empathy? Do I mistreat people?

    I think the answer to all those questions is: no. I spent the best part of three weeks in hospital with some people who were just as sick as I was, if not more so, and they really wanted to live. They were tough. I was tough too, but we’re all tough, so that means I’m not particularly tough. None of us are tough. The answer to the rest of the questions is clearly no, because the evidence points overwhelmingly to the contrary. I’m just surviving; that’s all I’m doing – I’m doing what needs to be done to get through every miserable, awful, unbearable day.

    If you think I owe you something, believe me I know about it. Believe me, I think about it more than you think about it. Does that mean that you’re going to get a gift-wrapped package in the mail with a red ribbon on it, containing what you’re ‘owed’. No f**king way. Get to the back of the queue, buddy. Do you think I spend a lot of time thinking about what I’m owed? Sometimes I realise that if everybody who’s picked my pocket coughed up their debts to me, then I’d have that financial security that I so desperately need, but I’m happy with the way that I’ve lived my life; I don’t regret trusting people and taking chances.

    So, where are we? Ah yes, self preservation. I basically need to work every single day I can for two solid months, just to have a bank balance of zero pounds and zero pence and not owe anything to anybody, and not have any valuable assets to my name. When I wrote “self preservation” at the top of this blog post, I did so with extreme sarcasm, because my life is literally preserved without my consent; if it had been up to me, I wouldn’t have been born, I wouldn’t have been ‘saved’ all those many times; I wouldn’t have survived at all, and I’d be glad of it, because I would be resting in peace.

    I do of course have people – and cats – who I love and I would ‘miss’ (although this is an oxymoron, obviously, to imagine that the dead are capable of missing anybody) and who would miss me, but it’s selfish to want people who are in pain to go on living, when their quality of life is intolerable: this is why we euthanise our pets with no qualms; it’s more humane.

    If you think I’m heartless and lack empathy, you are mistaken, you are a fool, and you’re no friend of mine.

     

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  • I Let My Friend Commit Suicide

    This is a story about playing god…

    Phone

    On the 10th of December 2017, a very close friend of mine got me a job at an investment bank. He knew that I was virtually bankrupt. He knew that I had very nearly managed to commit suicide. He knew that my self-esteem was at rock bottom and that I had nothing going for me: no fixed abode, no money, mountainous debts, alcoholism and large gaps on my CV which were difficult to explain.

    My friend rang me up and asked if I was sober enough to create a piece of software for the bank he was working for. I said that I could be as drunk as a skunk and still make a decent software system, but that I wasn’t in too bad shape – he could count on me to deliver a successful project, if he recommended me as a freelance software engineer to his boss.

    If you’re particularly interested in the more identity-theft worthy items of my story, I present to you above, the proof that I had proudly put on my suit and gone to work in the Square Mile – also known as the City of London – thanks to the endorsement of my friend. I had spent the day before with my friend and his boss in Warsaw, where they were based, and I was allowed to work in the London office, which is pictured.

    A year later my friend phoned me and told me that he was going to commit suicide, by taking an overdose of insulin. I asked him how much insulin he possessed and in what form – vials and ‘rapid delivery’ pen cartridges – so I could calculate how many doses of insulin he had, and whether it was a lethal dose.

    Insulin aspart units is what the layman needs to understand. One 10ml vial might contain 1,000 units. One 3ml pen cartridge might contain 300 units. The important thing is to add up all the vials and cartridges that somebody has, and then you can work out how many units of insulin aspart they have in their possession. My friend confirmed that he had many thousands of units of insulin aspart. The highest recorded survival of an insulin overdose was much lower than the amount my friend possessed, and that patient was left very badly brain damaged. In short, it was a credible suicide threat.

    (FYI: people have made surprisingly frequent disclosures to me that they plan to commit suicide by overdose, but this was the first credible overdose plan I’d heard)

    So, having scoured the medical literature for the LD50 – the dose that will kill 50% of people – and found that my friend could definitely commit suicide with his insulin, I then did further reading about how long it would take him to die, how long he would remain in a state where he could be saved, and how much suffering and pain he would endure.

    Incidentally, he phoned me on a Monday morning while I was at work. I was in Wales and he was in Poland. I was frantically doing this research as rapidly as I could, while trying to keep my friend talking to me; stalling him from following through with his plans.

    My research concluded that he would suffer a short period of panic and disorientation – including extreme hunger – before blacking out. He would quickly fall into a hypoglycaemic coma, and would suffer no pain.

    Far more disturbingly, my research concluded that he could be ‘saved’ by rapid medical intervention – an intravenous infusion of glucose – for a substantial period of time: 2 or even 3 days would be ‘survivable’. The worst possible outcome would be that he would be ‘saved’ after 12 to 36 hours, when he might still be in a coma, but he would have suffered terrible brain damage. The case study I had read of the patient who holds the ‘record’ for the highest ever insulin overdose which was survived, was left with terrible brain damage. All my research led to a single conclusion: if my friend injected all his insulin then I had to call the emergency services IMMEDIATELY or wait until he was beyond the point of ‘saving’.

    This sounds like playing god, doesn’t it?

    You remember that time your kid was choking on a bit of Lego and you whacked them on the back so they coughed it up? That was playing god. You remember when your dog was getting old and sick, and you decided they had no quality of life anymore, so you had the dog euthanised? That was playing god.

    I’m not a doctor.

    I’m not a vet.

    I’m not a parent.

    What exactly qualifies a person to make a life/death decision?

    In this instance, I knew that my friend’s diabetes had ruined his circulation and his feet were becoming gangrenous, that he was becoming jaundiced and that his eyesight was failing, because of his mismanagement of his diabetes. In short, he struggled to go about his ordinary daily business, and his health was rapidly deteriorating. I’m not a doctor, but I’m not a magician either – nobody can wave a magic wand and make the chronic irreversible health damage from alcoholism and diabetes disappear. I’m not a doctor, but I know that they don’t give liver transplants to alcoholics. I’m not a doctor, but I know how long somebody has to live once their liver is starting to fail and they continue to drink multiple bottles of vodka every day.

    Ultimately, it wasn’t my decision to make.

    My friend phoned me because he knew that I would understand the situation and that I wouldn’t panic and phone the emergency services. He knew that he could say goodbye to me, and I would let him die with dignity; in the manner of his own choosing.

    Let’s not fuck about here: sitting doing nothing, waiting for your friend to die before you ring the emergency services to go and get the body before it starts decaying, is an awful, awful, awful thing to have to do.

    Can you imagine knowing that your friend is dying, and that the best thing to do is to do nothing? Every single moment of your childhood, you were told to dial the emergency services if somebody was sick or dying. There was no ambiguity about what to do when somebody’s life’s in danger: ring the emergency services. EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY!

    If I phoned the emergency services too soon, my friend would have been ‘saved’ and then would no longer have had the opportunity to end his life in the manner of his own choosing. He probably would have been extremely brain damaged, and therefore unable to attempt suicide again. He would have lived out his short remaining time in a hospital bed, dying of liver failure, which is a very unpleasant way to die. Sure, the hospital would have made him as ‘comfortable’ as possible, but what comfort is there in being bedridden, watching your friends and relative weep and wail about your imminent inevitable demise. My friend had considered all these things.

    Did I mention we discussed all this? We discussed all this at length. I went to a great deal of effort to persuade my friend of more positive alternatives. I tried my very best to convince him that it might be much better to use the short time he had left – before liver failure killed him – in order to take a trip of a lifetime, and/or see loved ones.

    We have to understand that this was his decision, based on the terrible choices he faced. There were no ‘good’ options. He had to choose between a quick painless death or a slow painful one, with all of his family, friends and co-workers by his bedside, watching him slip away.

    What my personal opinion of the ‘right’ choice was, is of no concern. My friend asked me to keep it a secret that he was killing himself, until he was dead, and that’s what I did. I honoured his wishes. I was a loyal friend who did a very difficult thing, because I knew it’s what my friend wanted.

    “Oh but your friend really wanted to live” or “it was a cry for help” or “you should always phone the emergency services; you’re not qualified” etc. etc. are all the very many opinions I have to defend myself against. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit.

    I spent 3 days, not sleeping, not able to think about anything other than the fact that my friend was dying, and then I phoned the emergency services to go and retrieve my friend’s lifeless body and notify his next of kin. It was the hardest thing I’ve ever done in my life. It was also the right thing to do because it was the dying wish of my friend. There were no good options. I chose the least bad option.

    Today is the anniversary of the phone-calls, the discussions and the decision. Today is the last time I spoke to my very dear friend. For exactly one year, I’ve had to live with the guilt of knowing that I kept a terrible secret, for just long enough that my friend could pass away painlessly.

    It’s a terrible thing, but I let my friend commit suicide, and I did nothing.

     

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  • Sober October

    This is a story about being trapped…

    Psych ward

    Believe it or not, I took this photo inside a locked psych ward. Looks like an inviting place, right? Looks like a calm therapeutic setting for sick people, right? This isn’t Broadmoor Hospital for the criminally insane – this is a regular psych ward for sick people.

    I keep wondering about what went wrong in 2015 that meant I ended up in that psych ward.

    I keep seeing worrying similarities with then and now.

    I was working on the number one project for a big organisation – same then and now.

    I was playing a pivotal role in an important part of the project – same then and now.

    I was getting stuff done and playing by my rules, and nobody was stopping me. Indeed I was being encouraged and applauded – same then and now.

    I was irritable, impatient and intolerant of fuckwits – same then and now.

    I was incredibly annoyed by anybody who got in my way or slowed me down. I had no time for distractions or anything which wasn’t going to contribute to the success of the project – same then and now.

    To all intents and purposes, it looks frighteningly similar.

    But.

    I think the straw that broke the camel’s back was that I had to move house. I had to lay out about £6,000 in rent, deposit and other fees, and I then had the pressure of earning £500 per week, just to pay my rent. It was stressful – as moving always is – and it was also an incredible amount of pressure to make that kind of money, just to keep a roof over my head.

    I’d been living in a hostel and then a hotel – I had been homeless. OK I hadn’t been sleeping rough since earlier in the year, but homeless is homeless. I’d had a very rough year. I’d been homeless for 8+ months, before I finally managed to get a place to live that wasn’t a sleeping bag in a park, hostel bed in a dorm, or a hotel room. It’s rough, being homeless.

    I didn’t have any financial cushion back then. I don’t really have a financial cushion now, but my credit cards aren’t maxed out and I don’t have tax bills to pay until the end of the year, so I’m in slightly better shape than I was in 2015.

    My brain chemistry had been very badly messed up back then. I hadn’t had any stability. My life had been chaotic. My mental health had been atrocious. At least this time round I have been working nonstop for the best part of two straight years. The problems I’ve had recently have been short-lived and not caused any major problems. I can’t remember the last time I was too sick to work. My mood is pretty damn unstable, but probably not as extreme as it was back then.

    What’s going to make me wake up one day and decide that I need to be sectioned and re-admitted to a psych ward? What’s going to break me and render me unable to carry on going? What’s going to be the straw that broke the camel’s back?

    Interestingly, I quit drinking back then, like I’ve quit drinking now. I think being sober was part of the reason why I became unwell – I had nothing to help me self-medicate.

    Maybe I’ve stopped drinking and stabilised soon enough to allow me to be alright this year, but I already see warning signs: I did something really dumb in the office, which has damaged my reputation and made colleagues unwilling to help me out; to support me and to want me to stick around. I’m making a mess of things, now just as much as I did back then.

    Does being aware of this repeating pattern of behaviour make me any more able to avoid it? Not really. Things are so hectic and intense, and I’m so tired and stressed and anxious, that I’m surviving using instinct. The stuff that comes out of my mouth, which is the reason why I’m doing so well, because it’s useful stuff that’s getting a project delivered, has turned into dumb stuff which makes people not like me very much. My engineering expertise is now being peppered with dumb stuff; regrettable and unprofessional. After an enormous amount of effort to get a very difficult project over the line, I’m exhausted and my mask is slipping; I’m making mistakes. I can’t help it – my instincts are all I’ve got left, because I’m spent.

    I’m definitely going to keep pushing ahead with this sobriety thing, because my alcohol consumption had gotten out of control really quickly. However, I don’t want a re-run of exactly what happened in 2015, because it undid all my hard work; all my valuable contribution was wasted – all anybody could remember was that I got sick. All the hard work that got the project delivered didn’t matter in the end. All that mattered was how things finished up. I might as well be yet another plodding idiot, doing a fucking mediocre shit job, and concentrating my effort on not saying anything objectionable, rather than busting my balls to get shit done and deliver something really hard for an impossible deadline. Why did I even bother?

    I’m not quite sure how to navigate the tricky waters of the next couple of months. I have enormous challenges, in trying to rescue my reputation and help my colleagues to remember that I made a massive contribution, and not just see the recent screw-up I made when I was exhausted and strung-out. I have an insane amount of pressure to get another contract sorted and keep the money rolling in. I have a huge risk that I’m going to collapse, have a breakdown and be unable to work, which will ruin everything. It’s almost intolerable.

    The next 5 or 6 weeks are going to make me or break me.

     

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  • World Suicide Prevention Day 2019

    This is a story about flashbacks…

    Hospital bed

    A year ago I was quite interested in the anniversary of a very serious suicide attempt, because it has been a very difficult and eventful year. This year the date has crept up on me and I almost forgot the significance of September 9th – when I nearly died most recently – and today, which is World Suicide Prevention Day.

    I’m loath to re-live things, given how much I’ve written at length on the subject.

    Thoughts are with vulnerable people who are struggling and at risk of suicide, on this day, but also every day.

     

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  • Not a Good Look

    This is a story about receiving advice…

    Pixelated

    Just a little over a year ago I made a new friend via the Internet. We bonded over our mutual desire to kill ourselves and made what can only be described as a suicide pact. We are close, speaking on a more regular basis than I do with anybody else. I value their advice.

    My friend had been advising me to find a therapist, given the apparent futility of my efforts to break the cycle and begin to live a more stable, happy and contented life. My childhood trauma, bitterness, resentment, insecurity and lack of self-esteem are all plainly on public display, every single day that I write. It must be frustrating for those who follow my story for any period of time, and who attempt to support me, to see me repeatedly struggling with similar themes, and apparently making no progress. There is a well-meaning desire to want to help me, or for me to help myself.

    There aren’t a great number of people who can offer me advice that I will listen to, given that most people haven’t experienced the extreme events, which have left me almost dead, destitute, homeless; threatened to end my life so many times. I only tend to trust the advice of those who have suffered; those who are afflicted and who understand suffering. Most people think that yoga, kale, jogging and mindfulness are the cure-all solutions to any problems, because they have never experienced truly awful things, and they never will.

    I should listen to my friends. I do listen to my friends.

    Advice often comes as a shock to me. It might not be my immediate instinct to accept what people say without question, but I always mull things over at length. I’m always prepared to consider the possibility that I might be wrong, and more often than I care to admit, I do end up accepting that I was wrong about something.

    My friend criticised my public aggressive rant, concerned that it was not a good look.

    I agree.

    However, I have always prided myself on not being a person who thinks only of superficial appearances. It would have been disingenuous of me to hide away a bunch of things that I was thinking and feeling. It wouldn’t have been true to myself or my mission to expose myself – make myself vulnerable – to hide my thoughts and feelings, and instead to present a fake version of myself. That has never been my style.

    A work colleague reads my blog quite regularly, and they even took the time to comment on my “aggressive rant” which further made me think that my friend has a point. Seen in the context of acting unprofessionally, I most certainly worried about my image, and how my behaviour was “not a good look”. If I was making an idiot of myself on LinkedIn or in the office, then I would be mortified. I am very familiar with the pressure to wear the corporate mask and to pretend to be the consumate professional – the bland corporate drone – at all times. This blog is the complete antithesis of the relentless coercive pressure to present a fake image of bland obedient corporate unblemished perfection, and the antithesis of everything you’d ever say in the office, write on your CV or otherwise share with your colleagues.

    If I was all about image then I wouldn’t have started this blog at all, sharing the very most unflattering things about myself.

    My friend has a point: my rants are most definitely read by a couple of colleagues at the organisation where I’m currently working, and what they’ve read very much undermines the image that I’ve worked hard to cultivate. They must think I’m some kind of monster; a dangerous unstable lunatic.

    I found there was too much effort involved – too much paranoia – in maintaining the bland grey perfect unblemished corporate drone image, and worrying that the mask might slip. I found that it was making me unwell, the pressure to maintain the perfect image.

    My friend’s advice is sound, and I am definitely thinking that I’ve probably gone too far. I have spent the day thinking about whether to censor myself; to delete what I wrote. I have spent the day thinking about whether I was too harsh; unfair and excessively biased.

    It’s a little surreal: advice given from one member of a suicide pact to another. For me, being suicidal means that I’m beyond caring what people think about me; I have transcended dignity and accepted that I place a higher value on ending the suffering than my image. I agree with my friend about the “not a good look” thing, but when I am well and truly ready to die, I don’t care how it looks or what people think about it; I don’t care about a world which contains nothing but misery, anxiety, stress, depression and pain.

    My friend is probably right, in that there’s a slim chance – a negligible chance – that I could pull through this f**king nightmare and decide that I can extract some enjoyment out of life, and I would regret things that I’ve said; I would feel differently about my image, but it would be too late to take back my words. My friend is right, that for those who see themselves as likely to carry on living, they have to think about things like their image and their reputation. I’ve been writing this blog for years saying the same unflattering things about myself, and presenting myself in an unflattering light, and it’s shocking how infrequently I feel as though I made a mistake in making myself look like a “complete psycho” (to use my friend’s words).

    In my experience, the people who have “Done [Me] Wrong” carry on their lives with clean consciences, without a care in the world about the damage they’ve done. Yes, my rants are “not a good look” but they are part of the psychological make-up of a person who was bullied every day from the age of 3 or 4 years old until about 16. Every. Single. Day.

    Some powerless people, abused for many years, will snap and commit violent acts. Some powerless bullying victims will fantasise about getting revenge. What I do is I write honestly and candidly. Does it mean that I forgive and forget and live a happy and contented life? No. That was never the point.

    Why should we forgive and forget? It’s drummed into us that we’ll be happier if we forgive and forget, but who’s beating that into us? I call BS on the idea that we should forgive and forget. Why aren’t the victims of bullying and abuse entitled to an apology, instead of being expected to suck it up? Why aren’t the victims of bullying and abuse entitled to write and talk as much as they want about the years and years of suffering they endured at the hands of the bullies and the abusers?

    Perhaps I might mature one day and see that I was foolish to hold onto so much bitterness and resentment, and to spend time and energy yelling into the great wide world, with my words never reaching the people who wronged me. It seems like incredible folly to expend so much effort, writing words which will never be read by the perpetrators of bullying and abuse, because they run away and put their fingers in their ears, determined to never feel a twinge of guilt for the trauma they inflicted. Why get so worked up and rub salt in the wound? Why not let the scars heal?

    I’m undecided. While my life is still intolerable and I’m on the brink of bankruptcy and homelessness, plagued with suicidal thoughts, then I will continue to write about my suffering. I see no reason to ever stop writing about the awful things which cause me such great distress, while my life is in danger. Why would I ever shut up and pretend like everything is OK?

    As you can tell, I’m conflicted. I value my friend’s opinion, but I also have to live my life my way. It’s me who has to figure out a way to get through the day. I am mulling over my friend’s advice, and I think about all the people who spend a moment to share their thoughts with me.

    Of course I feel out of order and that my behaviour is not how I would like it to be. Wouldn’t we all want to be Mr Nice if we had the choice? Wouldn’t we all want to be some Jesus-like figure who forgives everybody? Wouldn’t we all want to be that one cool dude who lets everything wash over them with cool calm serene composure and dignity? Wouldn’t we all want to wear a permanent smile, even when somebody is taking a dump on us?

    I want to be Mr Nice but I don’t feel able to be right now, because real life; because real danger; because real trauma, abuse, bullying, baggage, distress, anxiety, suffering and all the other things which plague me.

    I wondered how many friends I’m going to have left if I make it through this f**king nightmare and reach a point where I have some financial, housing, social, relationship and career stability. Then I realised that the thought was a non-sequitur. If I don’t make it through then I have no use for friends, because I’ll be dead. My friends are the people who can understand the gravity of the situation. In that regard, I can’t really understand why anybody would invest in a friendship with me, given that I make no secret of my relentless suicidal thoughts – I really don’t hold out much hope that I’m going to pull through and reach the point where things improve.

    In conclusion, I feel some regret and remorse that I might have spoken too harshly about people who undoubtedly wronged me – those are just facts – but who could perhaps be excused, forgiven and forgotten, without a public outburst displaying just how upsetting and distressing things have been, but also how much bitterness and resentment I was carrying. Not a good look, for sure. Not a dignified response. Not what Mr Nice would do.

    I am not Mr Nice. I’m just some suicidal guy trying to get back on my feet.

     

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  • End of my Tether

    This is a story about being worn down…

    Self help

    I can’t stand the self-help, motivational speaker, trite platitude brigade, with all their bite-sized quotes which reduce complex and traumatic situations into oversimplified cartoons, which bear no resemblance to reality.

    I’m sick of trying and failing. I’m sick of slogging along, doing everything that’s expected of me as an obedient citizen, while getting absolutely nowhere; going backwards.

    I don’t know how long it’s reasonable to expect a person to struggle, with no progress; no hope of ever escaping the intolerable present-day situation. I’ve proceeded positively on the assumption that one day I’d turn a corner, but all the evidence is that it’s impossible: there’s no way out of my predicament.

    There isn’t any money left, after paying my taxes, my debts and other financial obligations. How can that be right? How can so much hard work and effort amount to zero? How can all those difficult and horrible years amount to nothing? How can all that struggle have been for naught; to be left without a penny?

    It’s not just about money. It’s about the exhaustion of all those years of anxiety and stress – struggle – only to be left facing more years of the same. To say I’m at zero is wrong, because in fact I must keep working just as hard merely to exist. All that effort has not propelled me into a situation where I can take a break – work a little less hard – but in fact I must carry on at exactly the same demanding level, without having a safety net; no financial security, no housing security… nothing.

    Why did I bother trying to be kind and generous? Why did I bother being trusting? Why did I bother playing by the rules? Why did I pay my debts? Why did I work? Why did I contribute?

    It wasn’t worth it.

    Hard work doesn’t pay.

    Kindness leads to being taken advantage of.

    I don’t regret abiding by the social contract and being an obedient citizen and employee, but I sure can see that it’s been to my overall detriment. I’ve been left for dust by those who were immoral and criminal, not that I wish I had lived my life their way.

    I wish the world was different, but it isn’t.

    I wish the world was fair, but it isn’t.

    The world isn’t disproportionately unfair towards me. I certainly am not one of the most disadvantaged. I would never claim that I’ve had things any harder than 98% of the world. Still though, it sucks not being able to make progress. The odds are stacked in my favour a lot more than other people, but the end result is the same: zero.

    You can’t argue with the end result. You can’t argue with the effort expended. You can’t deny that I’ve worked hard and it’s resulted in nothing. Big. Fat. Nothing.

    Zero. I’m at zero.

    A man who has nothing has nothing to lose, is one of those trite contrived platitudes that I hate, but it sounds rather worrisome rather than inspiring, doesn’t it? Doesn’t nothing to lose also imply nothing to live for? Doesn’t nothing to lose imply, well, having nothing, which is a rather dismal state of affairs for an adult who’s supposed to have something to show for their efforts? Having something to lose means that somebody will act predictably, in order to protect something valuable. Having nothing to lose means somebody acting, well, with nothing to lose, which is terrifying.

    The prospect of more of the same – more depression, anxiety and more indentured servitude struggling under the yoke of capitalism – is not at all appealing. The prospect of more years of stress and struggle is most definitely unappealing.

    Some might have their morality corrupted by the appeal of get rich quick scams and schemes. Some might have their morality corrupted by the appeal of enslaving their fellow humans. I find such things equally unappealing.

    Thus I arrive at the recurrent and inescapable conclusion that my course has run. I’ve tried and I’ve failed so I’m giving up. There’s nothing more that life has to offer except depression, anxiety, stress, misery, pain, suffering, loneliness, heartbreak, persecution, coercion and exploitation.

    I’ve had enough.

     

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  • Rock Bottom; Soft Landing

    This is a story about having nothing to complain about…

    Cone of shame

    I woke up this morning and I was almost overwhelmed by depression. I think yesterday was a double-whammy of bad stuff, with the uncertainty around my ongoing employment and income – and the belief that I was being screwed over – plus the news that parliamentary democracy is being destroyed by a old Etonian Bullingdon Club public schoolboy elitist establishment Tory, who has no mandate, yet seems to have found a way to thwart the will of our elected representatives.

    Perhaps I shouldn’t have been so upset yesterday, because things have worked out OK, at least so far as my contract is concerned. However, this contract stuff has dragged on for months, and it takes its toll.

    I had booked a lovely holiday when I got the news that my contract, which was supposed to finish at the end of the year, was being cut short by 6 months. The holiday looked like an expensive mistake, when seen in the context of ending up without an income.

    I went away on holiday thinking that I would have to find a new contract when I got back. The anxiety surrounding having to find a new contract didn’t completely spoil the holiday, but it weighed heavily on my mind the whole time. It was very hard to forget how much money I was losing, due to not working, and how much money I was spending. It was very hard not to worry about having to go back to London in order to find work, given that there are fewer large organisations who might need my services, outside the capital.

    I came back and the carrot of another couple of months work was dangled, but it took a long time to materialise as an actual contract, and then yesterday it looked like I was getting screwed over. Perhaps the middle-man just wanted to squeeze me for a bit more profit, by paying me less, but it also looked like I might have been strung along only to be left with nothing at the end of the week; out of a job.

    As it turns out, I’ve got an extra couple of months, but I’m still two months short of what I had back at the beginning of the summer, when my contract was extended to the end of the year and it looked likely that there was enough work to last into 2020. I never count my chickens, but I did have ink dry on a contract when suddenly that income security was yanked, in a fairly incomprehensible way, given that I had a good grasp of deadlines and what was achievable, but a manager is a person who thinks that 9 women can have a baby in one month.

    I woke up and I thought I couldn’t face work; I couldn’t face taking my kitten to the vet to be ‘fixed’. I thought I couldn’t face anything – I was too burnt out from too much stress and anxiety – and I knew that if I was laid low with depression, then my life would quickly collapse; destroyed by rent and bills.

    My job is interesting, my colleagues are great, I like the city where I live, my house, my girlfriend, my kitten. Life can be good when it’s good, and I’m definitely in my comfort zone in terms of my work and my daily routine, but there’s a heap of uncertainty, stress and anxiety, which have nothing to do with anything except being thwarted. I know I can easily do the job that’s asked of me. I know that I can competently and capably deliver, provided nothing and nobody thwarts me. I know all the steps between here and the finish line. The only thing that’s going to throw me off is being deliberately thwarted by somebody.

    I know I repeat myself endlessly at the moment. It’s kind of like a mantra, repeated to ward off evil spirits. I feel completely powerless to influence my own life. Day-to-day living is easy – a paint-by-numbers exercise that I’ve done a million billion times – so it’s the f**kwits who are sent to thwart me who constantly threaten to destroy everything, who I’m powerless to stop.

    This is my life: fed to me in two-month chunks, in a perpetual state of anxiety and stress, doing easy stuff that I’ve done millions of times before, but with the constant threat of ruin hanging over me; no security and no respite from the pressure.

    I try to concentrate on working hard, knowing that if I do that then everything else should fall into place, and if it doesn’t then there was nothing I could do about it anyway, but it’s bloody awful having the carrot dangled for years and years but always being thwarted, just at the moment when a breakthrough seems almost within reach. F**k my life.

    I was very nearly consumed by suicidal depression, but things improved today. I got up. I took my kitten to the vet. I did my work. I secured a whopping two whole months more income; marginally postponing the day when I’m forced to discover that there’s no f**king work near where I live.

     

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