Tag: suicide

Self Defamation

This is a story about making yourself look like an idiot…

I started this blog as a suicide survivor who was interested in suicide prevention. I started this blog because my head was buzzing with ideas for how technology could be used to help people at risk of suicide. I started this blog because trying to explain to colleagues, friends and family what was going on with me had nearly killed me – it was an unwinnable battle, because nearly everybody makes the same incorrect presumptions and carries near-identical prejudices.

Only a fool would try the same thing over and over again, expecting different results, but if I had a pound for every time somebody has suggested yoga, mindfulness, jogging, kale smoothies and all the rest of the “wow thanks I’m cured” quick fixes that a person with mental illness gets bombarded with, then I’d be a very rich man. Equally, explaining the same thing over and over again – “yes I’ve had mental health and substance abuse problems, but no I’m not going to stab you in your sleep or rob you” – was an exhausting madness.

I needed to move from the position where my work colleagues had no idea that I’d been a homeless drug addict when they hired me to work on the number one project for the biggest bank in Europe, to the position where my colleagues had seen me working very effectively in the office and been a valuable member of the team, yet they began to understand a little of the difficulties I’d faced in my personal life. I didn’t want to have to hide my mental illness – bipolar disorder – and I didn’t want to have to hide my problems of the past, which included homelessness and substance abuse.

Pretending to be Mr Boring Corporate Worker Bee was exhausting, and I already had been through enough, trying not to run out of money, trying to get off the streets and trying to get clean.

In June 2015 I was a homeless junkie, arranging interviews while sleeping in a park. I got an interview for a job, which I was nearly an hour late for because I fell back to sleep after the agent phoned me to wake me up, and then I had to get showered, changed and rush across London. In July 2015 I was living in a hostel in a 14-bed dormitory, trying to do my job, but I was still a junkie. In early September 2015 I started this blog. In late September 2015 I managed to get an apartment. By December 2015 I had 2,000 Twitter followers, so I decided to go fully public and write a blog post called “Cold Turkey” on Boxing Day, which was about my problems with substance abuse.

By accident or design, my blog has recorded every aspect of my illness: homelessness, depression, mania, self-harm, suicide attempts, hospitalisation, near-bankruptcy and destitution, eviction, relationship problems, family estrangement, poly-substance abuse and my attempts to get back on my feet, plus the relapses.

I’ve written down every single thing that you never wanted to know and that nobody would ever tell you because it’d be too likely to lead to prejudice, discrimination, reputational damage, shame, embarrassment, humiliation, loss of face, bullying, victimisation, taunts, jeers, social isolation, marginalisation, undesirable labels, being laughed at behind your back, becoming unemployable… a pariah.

Perhaps you think I’m stupid.

I did this because there are lots of people who try and fail to deal with debilitating mental illness and dreadful addictions. People try the same old things, which have terrible results. We know that the things we often try are spectacularly useless, because so many people are suffering and so few are recovering. Particularly in the field of addiction, the things that people try are not successful at all. For people who have the triple-whammy of mental health problems, substance abuse problems and money problems, they’re screwed – they’re almost definitely going to wind up destitute and dead.

There’s nothing particularly interesting in yet another story about somebody who went to Alcoholics Anonymous and found God, only to then be caught up in a never-ending cycle of recovery and relapse that eventually destroys their health and takes them to an early grave, along with a lot of time and effort wasted thanking the sky monster and a lot of lying and deception… telling people they’re clean and sober when they’re really not at all.

I did this because it’s hard and it’s risky, but at least it’s different.

Once or twice I’ve suffered prejudice and discrimination because of this public document which tells the world about my very worst faults and failings, but mostly it’s served its purpose, which is to save me the time and energy that’s wasted answering the same stupid questions, humouring people when they offer the same lame “quick fixes” and suffering the prejudice and discrimination because people guess, and they guess wrong, unless they can see the truth for themselves.

It annoys me that I can be a good co-worker, boss, friend, tenant, borrower, boyfriend, citizen… whatever… but only until people know my labels: homeless, junkie, bankrupt, mental health issues. As soon as people think those labels are attached to me, they treat me like a thief or a murderer. As soon as people hear those labels in connection with me, they think I’m going to steal their money for drugs, leave HIV infected needles in their baby’s cot and murder them in their sleep because “the voices told me to do it”.

The labels I attach to myself – currently only bipolar – I do so freely of my own choosing, because it’s convenient shorthand for me.

I’m toying with the idea of switching out “bipolar” for “drug addict” because I think it’s more provocative. I think that most mental health problems elicit sympathy, except for substance abuse disorder, which is seen as a bad choice made with free will – addicts are to blame for their own predicament. So, what about somebody who doesn’t take drugs calling themself “drug addict” then? If addicts choose drugs, how’s about I choose the label, even though I don’t take drugs?

I’m defaming myself to see what happens. I’m defaming myself because I want to push boundaries. I’m defaming myself because I want to shake up your idea of what a homeless, bankrupt, junkie person with mental health problems looks like. I’m defaming myself, because I’m pissed off with the shame, the stigma and the prejudice.

I’ve done the hard work. I’ve earned the right to be myself. Go ahead… judge me.

I’ve provided everything you could ever possibly want to judge me. Knock yourselves out.

Tags: #homeless #addiction #mentalhealth #bipolar #depression #suicide

3 May 2018
Without hope, why go on?

This is a story about motivation…

In a godless universe with no afterlife, if you’re not fulfilling the will of your genes and reproducing, what’s the point in being alive? We all die and we’re all forgotten; everything is meaningless. Entropy will destroy everything that’s structured, ordered and regular – we are being systematically destroyed; in the blink of an eye it will be as if we never even existed… all of human history, all civilisations, all buildings, all scientific knowledge, all great men and women, all works of art… it will all be gone.

Replication; reproduction is the force that fights against entropy. While entropy seeks to return everything to a jumbled and unordered chaotic mess, molecules that are mathematically probable to exist turn into more complex hydrocarbons, acids, proteins and all the other building blocks in the primordial soup, from which emerged the first self-replicating entities. Replication is as inevitable as the force that destroys everything that is ordered and regular, and returns it to disorder and chaos. Replication is the yin to entropy’s yang.

The fact that you are conscious today, and not at some earlier point in history, is proof that you’re the only consciousness in the cosmos. When you die, the universe dies with you too. You are the sole observer of events from your frame of reference, which means that your universe is unique to you. There are lots of other universes that are similar, but you cannot be conscious of those where you are dead, because your consciousness has ceased to exist, or never existed in them – you can only be conscious when you are alive. It’s inevitable that there would be many other self-replicating entities in your universe with you, in close proximity, because of the spectacularly improbability of all the circumstances being right to create a consciousness – of course there’d be billions of very similar entities, with all very similar experiences, and all similarly ‘conscious’… but your consciousness is unique in your universe, and your universe will end when you do.

If you’re fulfilling the will of your genes, you are not conscious, you are merely one of the hundreds of billions of human animals that lived and died before you – unthinking fucking baby-making machines, making yet more beasts which will fuck and make more babies… and so on. You’re just a disposable bundle of chemicals that has been used to replicate your genes. You’re spent. You’re trash. You’re a husk; a shell.

In a godless universe with no afterlife, there’s no point in anything, so you might as well do whatever you want. It could be a good excuse to live a hedonistic pleasure and sensation-seeking life that will maximise the amount of euphoria that you feel. However, you might sadly discover that you’re immortal and find that your morals are completely corrupted. If you believe that the reason for living is to maximise your pleasure, what’s to stop you raping and killing, just for fun? What’s to stop you from raping the earth for your own pleasure? What’s to stop you using and abusing the whole human race, and leaving the surface of the earth scorched and barren, plundered for every single drop of pleasure that you could possibly extract?

Thus, we arrive at a vision of hell: a planet made uninhabitable by an all-powerful immortal overlord who believes in nothing except their own pleasure, and damn the long-term consequences. It’s pretty easy to see the evidence for that all around us.

Is there a middle ground?

I like to think that one day I’ll be able to quit the rat race and become an artist. You might say that I’m already an artist, because I’m a writer, but the bulk of my time and effort is diverted into very mundane bullshit. My day job exhausts me. The need to pay rent and bills and service debts is a huge stress and a strain; a distraction. I’m completely unable to immerse myself in art, because of the arduous job of simply keeping a roof over my head and putting food on the table.

I’ve worked very hard during my 21+ year full-time career, and although I’ve been able to pursue a period of hedonism up to the point where it nearly killed me, I’ve not been able to ever pursue something I really love and am passionate about. It seems like the opportunity to indulge my passion for art might never be realised – it’s somewhat unattainable.

I work, always with the slim hope that through hard work I’ll be able to dig myself out of the hole and be able to then follow my dreams, but the realisation of that hope is eternally just out of reach. Hard work just isn’t paying off. It doesn’t matter how hard I work, and how long I work for… I can never reach my goal.

Why bother? Why bother with the early mornings and the dreadful boredom? Why put up with the stress and the anxiety and the slog of it all? Why put in the effort? Where’s it getting me? Where’s the payoff?

If life is about the hedonistic pursuit of pleasure, I can do that today and not have to work a single day more. I can end the struggle and return to my hedonistic life. Why bother struggling any more?

However, if life is about following your dream, and ideally pursuing some aesthetic abstract thing, like art, then I don’t think I’ll ever get there. I think being an artist would be perfect, because it’s a change from the relentless pursuit of things that simply consume and exhaust resources, like procreation and hedonism, growth and conquest, business and capitalism, war, slavery and all the other things that inflict untold human misery.

I feel like I should be more comfortable than I am; more able to be an artist; more free.

Why go on? Why struggle anymore?

I’m not sure if I want to kill myself, or if I just need 2 weeks lying on a beach in a hot country.

Tags: #art #suicide #physics

27 April 2018
Brain Damage and Personality Change

This is a story about neuroplasticity…

Who even am I any more? Am I the same person my friends knew 5 years ago, 10 years ago, 15 years ago? Have I changed beyond all recognition?

I suppose change is not important if you’re happy with who you are in the present day. I wonder about who I’ve become. I’m very isolated and I’m so fixated on earning enough money to dig myself out of the hole I got in, that I’m not really making a lot of time for socialising or reconnecting with old friends. I don’t speak to anybody on the phone. I don’t speak to anybody via email. I only speak to a tiny handful of people via text message. I’ve got no local social network. There’s hardly anybody I’m in regular contact with.

I had a very clear plan for a long time – get out of an abusive relationship, move to London and resume my career in The City. Moving, selling the house and divorce were horribly sabotaged by my ex and made unbearably awful, which derailed me. I ended up stuck in a never-ending nightmare cycle of getting sick, ending up in hospital, recovering, starting to get my life together, and then it all falling to pieces over and over again. I had one good shot at escaping from her, but she ruined it; she ruined me; she ruined my chance.

I woke up in hospital all on my own far more times than I care to remember. I was cut adrift. Nobody came to see me.

Then, a little over a year ago, one of my lovely ex-girlfriends organised a load of support for me when I was in hospital. I had LOTS of visitors and brilliant messages of support. That was amazing. That made such a big difference. That was a turning point.

Recovery is non-linear, and getting my life back on track back in London was impossibly hard. I needed to leave London, which meant a breakup with the aforementioned lovely ex-girlfriend. Nothing about that breakup was done right by me. Nothing about the situation was good. It was a big fat mess. Things got worse before they got better. Things got A LOT worse.

Between the seizures and the coma, I think that my latest suicide attempt reset my brain. I think all those seizures were like a kind of intensive Electro-Convulsive Therapy (ECT) for me. My life certainly started to improve versus the destructive cycle I had been caught in while living in London. When I tried to kill myself, I was hopelessly trapped. My suicide attempt broke me free from something I could never have escaped otherwise.

It’s strange: two breakups and a suicide attempt led me to a better life, inadvertently. Through that destruction has come new life and more prosperity; hope.

I’m completing my 21st consecutive month without a proper holiday, and I’m exhausted and stressed, but I get up every morning and I go to work. Whatever’s going on with my mental health, I’m very functional. I’m in a healthy happy relationship. I’m getting on well with my colleagues. I’m staying on top of my adult responsibilities – paying my rent & bills, keeping my car road legal, washing, cleaning, laundry, shopping, cooking and all the other stuff that caused me unbearable anxiety and difficulties last year.

I might be somebody completely different, but I’m still somebody. My personality might have completely changed, but I’m still me… just not the me I was in the past. If my work colleagues like me and my girlfriend likes me, and I’m a functional member of society, then what’s the problem with me?

I’m paranoid that mental health problems are going to rear their ugly head, but it’s been almost 8 months without incident. I don’t want to get complacent, but that’s a long time to be unmedicated as well as dealing with the horrendous stress of losing your home, losing your job, almost going bankrupt, moving house, moving city, starting two new jobs and everything else to boot. Looking at the evidence, I’d say that I’m one of the most mentally strong and stable people you’re ever likely to meet, as opposed to an emotionally unstable lunatic, which you might wrongly presume from some of the stuff that happened before.

I think the lesson is that the brain is a homeostatic organ that’s evolved to rapidly adapt to the ever-changing environment. If you trap me in to dreadful circumstances, I’m going to have a dreadful reaction – that’s logical and reasonable; that’s rational… a sane reaction to an insane world.

I do have my PTSD flashbacks – described as “Tourette’s-like” by a close friend – and I do have to be extremely careful with my sleep, diet, stress levels and myriad other things, but my mental health problems are a risk not my destiny.

If I can just keep plodding through life, things will improve. Time is the biggest healer, giving my brain time to adapt.

Tags: #mentalhealth #ptsd #suicide #homeless #career

23 April 2018
Self Pitying Poser

This is a story about victim playing…

Apparently the world is full of attention-seeking malingerers who aren’t really sick, but who in fact choose to be depressed and miserable, and to self-harm and attempt suicide, because it’s a lifestyle choice. Apparently everybody knows exactly what they’re doing all the time and we all have complete free will – our hand is never forced, we’re never coerced or pressured into doing things we don’t want to do, and we can choose how we want to feel. If we want to be happy, we can just choose to be happy.

Those who are suffering aren’t really suffering – they’re victim-playing; they’re attempting to get sympathy, so they can bunk off school or work. Thankfully though, there are some clever people out there who can see straight through you and understand everything about you in an instant. Thankfully there are clever people who are qualified to immediately judge you, and to declare you fit and well, except you’re just too damn bloody minded to snap out of your silly pointless melancholy.

Those clever people who declare that you’re so definitely faking it are so clever and infallible that they’re prepared to risk your life. They’ll call your bluff. They don’t care if you die. It’s more important that you’re unmasked for what you really are – a self pitying attention seeking malingering poser – than you staying alive.

This situation, where those clever people call your bluff, is clearly working very well, because suicide is the biggest killer of men under the age of 45. If somebody commits suicide, clearly they were telling the truth, but if they don’t immediately kill themselves that then proves that the clever person is really clever and can carry on killing people.

It’s a bit like the witch-hunts. If a woman floats, she’s a witch, and if she drowns she wasn’t a witch. It’s a flawless system.

I do often wonder – as I’m programmed to do by society – whether I’m feeling too sorry for myself; whether I whinge and moan too much. I’m certainly not wedded to depression as part of my identity and I wouldn’t be sorry to see it go. I can see my part in my problems, in as much as I had ability to make other choices. You really don’t understand the pressures and biases and other factors that influence a person’s decision making, if you think that life is all about free will and making the right choices.

Yes, it is nice to have a reason for why life is shit. Yes, it’s nice to have a diagnosis that says that there’s a very good reason why life is harder than it should be. These things aren’t excuses, they’re explanations. Yes, it’s comforting to know that there are very good reasons why I’m predisposed towards certain negative feelings and behaviours, and it’s not because I’m lazy, stupid, immoral, bloody-minded, evil or of bad character. Yes, it’s useful to think of myself as a victim of circumstances and a victim of disease, rather than some evil bastard who deliberately makes bad choices and is depressed and suicidal out of spite.

If I’m victim playing, fine, whatever – put me down as a victim player. If I’m self-pitying and saying “poor me” far too often, fine, whatever – put me down as an attention seeking poser.

I have some choice in the matter of what happens in my life, but mostly I don’t. Most of what happens to all of us is dictated by fate – when we were born, where we were born, the socioeconomic circumstances we were born into, the people we came into contact with, the things that happened to us that were completely outside of our control. Even my choice of what to eat for dinner is heavily influenced by my upbringing and everything else that’s going on in my life – I might crave salt or sugar, because my body needs it because of the activity I’ve been doing. How much do you want to blame the victims?

If you get your kicks from fat-shaming, then you’re the kind of person who probably enjoys victim-blaming the suicidal too. You’re the kind of person who’d rather see people die, than show them any sympathy. You’re a bluff caller. You’re a gambler with people’s lives. You probably think of yourself as very clever.

Do you think it’s worth it, to have suicide being the biggest killer of men under the age of 45, just so that you can feel big and clever?

Tags: #suicide #depression #mentalhealth

18 April 2018
All Work and no Play Makes Nick a Dull Boy

This is a story about relentless monotony…

I fell asleep at my desk today. I haven’t had any time off since November. I spent November writing a novel, so I guess I haven’t had any time off since October. I was in hospital in October and I moved house, so I guess I haven’t had any time off since September. I was in hospital in September and I tried to commit suicide and I lost my job and I was evicted, so I guess I haven’t had any time off since July. I moved house and started a new job in July, so I guess I haven’t had any time off since June. I was selling loads of my stuff, trying not to go bankrupt, while also trying to get a job in June, so I guess I haven’t had any time off since May. I was quitting supercrack, having an episode of medication-induced mania from California rocket fuel and breaking up with my girlfriend in May, so I guess I haven’t had any time off since April. I was a drug addict in April. This is what I was doing back in April.

Here I am looking at the dark web a little over a year ago. I’m probably not buying anything that would be illegal because I already had enough supercrack to last me 2 years. The fact I’m wearing clothes and sitting in my lounge, taking recognisably normal-ish photographs suggests that a little over a year ago, things were going OK.

Oh no I spoke to soon. This night-vision photograph indicates that I was going bat-shit insane while high on supercrack. I took this photograph only a couple of days after the one before, where I was sat in the lounge browsing the dark web. This photograph was taken about a year ago.

What the hell is THAT? Well, it’s pretty obvious that I’ve barricaded myself in my bedroom. This photograph was taken one year and one day ago. This photograph perfectly illustrates my subconscious fears of privacy invasion – that people are going to burst in on me, shame me and violently attack me. I don’t come across as very paranoid in day-to-day life, but I’m very traumatised, and this is my reaction that that trauma: I barricade myself in to protect myself from my parents and ex-wife. It’s bat-shit insane, of course, but this is my underlying psychology.

Looks like I was eating some food. I’d probably barricaded myself in my bedroom for days. I’d probably not slept for days. My life was a horrific mess a year ago. I had a virtually unlimited supply of supercrack and my addiction was raging out of control. Clearly I was paranoid because of drugs and sleep deprivation, but what was the seed of that paranoia? I wonder if it could have anything to do with having the rug pulled out from under my feet – being muscled out of my own home; being horrifically injured in my own home; being punched in the face or suffering a horrific injury to my leg, at the hands of my ex-wife and parents. I wonder if it could have anything to do with them. I was trapped in a corner for so very long, with no means of escaping my tormentors, who were demonstrably vile, violent and abusive. Fuck them. That kind of trauma has a lasting effect.

My paranoia reached such ridiculous levels that I barricaded the door to my ensuite bathroom using my laundry bins and some clothes storage boxes. Clearly I just wanted to be left alone. Clearly I didn’t feel safe. Yes, it’s paranoia that’s come about because of drug abuse and sleep deprivation, but there’s got to be a seed too. Nobody gets this paranoid unless they have their ex-wife kicking doors in and screaming abuse at the top of her lungs. Nobody gets this paranoid unless they have their parents humiliating them and bursting in on them, and dragging them out of their own home. There’s a seed for paranoia. There’s always a seed.

Something to help me sleep (zopiclone) and something to help me cope and function (dexamfetamine). You can’t end a horrific addiction instantly. There’s no cold turkey when you’re in as deep as I was. I was too dependent. To attempt to suddenly quit overnight would have caused me unbearable withdrawal symptoms and would have required me to be hospitalised. This is what I prescribed myself – two medications for harm reduction. Two medications that I used to wean myself off the dangerous and highly addictive supercrack.

I flushed that big bag of supercrack a year ago. There was enough to last me a couple of years, easily. I can’t remember when exactly I flushed it, because my life was chaotic, but the evidence suggests that it was at this point I decided to get clean, using substitute prescribing.

Things didn’t go smoothly, but it’s very difficult to deal with a major addiction as well as mental health problems and all the practical problems that came about because my life had disintegrated. I needed to get money, get a job, get an apartment I could afford. I needed to move house, move city. I needed to get a new girlfriend and a new group of friends. I had a false start in Manchester, but I tried again in Wales… I’m trying again in Wales.

Maybe you think my life is easy and everything is sorted out, because I earned bit of money, which I spent renting an apartment and buying a car so that I can get to my new job. Maybe you think my life is easy because I get up and go to work every day, and I’m doing a good job and my bosses are impressed with me. Maybe you think my life is easy because I’ve ‘bounced back’ from losing two apartments, running out of money three times and being hospitalised twice. Maybe you think my life is easy, because I’ve made it look so easy, quitting supercrack, Valium, Xanax, tramadol, codeine, dihydrocodiene, pregabalin, zopiclone and zolpidem, which are all highly addictive. Maybe you think my life is easy, because I’ve gone 7 months unmedicated and I haven’t had a single mental health episode that’s caused me to commit suicide or do something else drastic to fuck up my life. Maybe you think my life is easy because my finances are improving and I’ve got a girlfriend. Maybe you think none of what I went through in the last year was very hard. Maybe you think none of what I’ve been through in the last year has caused any lasting damage.

I’m in my 5th consecutive month of full-time work without a holiday. I’m working my bollocks off. All I do is work work work, because I’m running as fast as I can to get myself into a position where my housing is secure – nobody can evict me – and I’m financially secure. I constantly have to ignore my physical and mental health, because I so desperately need to get myself into a position where I can collapse in a heap and have a minor nervous breakdown.

Yes, I can do stuff like this – I can save myself; I can come back to life; I can return from the brink of destitution and make it look very easy.

It’s not easy.

Tags: #homeless #addiction #drugs #bipolar #mentalhealth #suicide

17 April 2018
Vindictive

This is a story about having a chip on my shoulder…

Seemingly out of nowhere a huge grudge has reared its ugly head. It felt like I’d been biting my tongue for a long time, and sadly it seems like I’d been unable to forgive and forget a big list of transgressions. I don’t know why I’ve been carrying this unhelpful baggage around. I don’t know why my own less-than-perfect behaviour doesn’t cancel out the occasions which have upset me. I don’t know why I haven’t been able to resolve problems amicably. However, I blew up; I got mad. A huge tsunami of anger hit me and I’ve raged about all the stuff that’s been bothering me for a long time, which I’d bottled up.

Every time I censor my blog, it’s a huge mistake.

My blog is where I come to write, as a coping mechanism for some awful stuff that I’ve been through. My blog is a healthy coping mechanism, when so many others would resort to drugs & alcohol, or perhaps be driven mad by the torment of their suffering. My blog has been miraculously therapeutic at getting me through so many episodes of relapse, hospitalisation, homelessness, lost jobs, near-bankruptcy and other financial distress, and very difficult struggles with drink, drugs and mental health problems. I depend on my blog. To be denied the opportunity to write freely has dire consequences.

It was a huge mistake to censor my blog.

I took down a blog post as a goodwill gesture. It was a mistake. There was nothing in the blog post that was offensive or in any way problematic.

I had days of hell where I had absolutely no idea what was wrong with what I’d written. I had days of hell where there was an impending confrontation linked to somebody who had quite routinely tormented me and had been very aggressive. I thought things got resolved, but my Twitter was later examined with a fine-tooth comb and the unpleasant and extremely stressful confrontation – far worse than I had been expecting or prepared for – was completely pointless because the goodwill gesture achieved nothing. In fact, deleting my blog post and then being unable to write because I had no idea what was problematic with it, was incredibly disruptive and ultimately futile; pointless.

Unintentionally, the dam burst and I wrote about all the things that had been bothering me, but I wrote in a way that was stoked up by the unpleasant nasty confrontation and the censorship of my blog. It was a stressful and confusing situation, and ultimately it was utterly pointless – I should never have censored my blog or attempted reconciliation. As a result, things have come out with a lot more anger than I’d have liked. Things have come out a lot more forcefully than I’d have liked.

I can totally understand why I was Tweeting so desperately, having gone through 4 sleepless nights and had nothing to go on except an abusive phonecall… plus all the other unpleasant stuff that had gone before, of course. What had gone before could perhaps have been shrugged off as “a clash of personalities” but ended up crystallising into the firm belief that I didn’t want anything more to do with a person who’d caused me a great deal of distress. I don’t want to make things personal. I don’t want to take someone to pieces and destroy them on social media and on my blog. What you have to understand is that this blog is my coping mechanism – this is where I come when I’m hurting, to work stuff out.

I’d like to stop being bitter, angry and vindictive, but I know that this fire’s gonna burn for far longer than I want. I really want a clean break; a fresh start. I really want to move on. I want to forget all about the whole dismal episode.

I may end up re-writing the original blog post that I deleted, and publishing it in its edited form, as some kind of closure.

Publish or perish.

You have to understand that’s why I write: because it’s a life-or-death situation.

Tags: #writing #socialmedia #suicide

10 April 2018
Devolution

This is a story about overcrowding…

In the animal kingdom resources are scarce. Food is hard to come by so the best areas to hunt and gather are highly sought after. Defending your territory requires a constant battle with other individuals who want to encroach. Controlling resources gives a surplus of food, which means that surplus can be used to rear offspring. Having a food surplus means you’re attractive to a mate – you clearly have the genes to protect your territory, which means you should be a good provider and your offspring should reach genetic maturity and be able to pass on your genes.

In the animal kingdom, what’s good for the individual is generally good for the species. Territory disputes will result in fights, some of which may be fatal, but self-preservation instincts cause animals to prefer to avoid conflict. There is no ‘delicate equilibrium’ – the animal kingdom is a constant battle that ebbs and flows, and whole species are regularly wiped out, for no other reason than pure bad luck – the starting conditions and what happens thereafter are decided by the roll of a dice.

When humans behave like animals, they revere violence, muscle, domination, cruelty, bullying, monopolies, power, control, conquest, shows of force, agression and all the other vulgar traits of a supposedly intelligent creature, which leads to rape and pillage when it is allowed to continue unchecked. We celebrate the rapists in our culture – the ‘hero’ soldiers and the meathead bullies; the 1% who control 50% of the wealth. We revere the bestial. We worship the animalistic.

When an animal gets a food surplus, it then wants a sex surplus. It’s a common male fantasy to want a harem of females. Obviously, with there being an approximately 50:50 male to female population ratio, there are going to be men who are going to lose out. In the animal kingdom, those ‘beta’ males would fight with the ‘alphas’ for breeding rights. This is something that we see culturally celebrated – there are various rituals that seem to demonstrate that there’s a ‘victor’ in a simulated ‘battle’… it’s called sport. It’s a zero-sum game: for there to be a winner, there has to be a loser.

We are not animals. We are humans and that is distinct and different, because we are self-aware. We are able to preserve knowledge between generations using spoken, written – and more recently – video as a communication mechanism. We have language. We have reason and logic and science.

Prostitution is an evolutionary advancement. Prostitution allows anybody who is capable of generating value in society to be able to access sex. Prostitution allows sex to be traded with the smartest individuals, and not just the strongest. Having sex with the smartest is an evolutionary advancement, because it allows the species to develop at a rate that grows exponentially, because it is not restricted by selective breeding and genetic mutation – if smart people fuck, they raise smart kids… not because of their genes, but because of their upbringing.

Clearly, we are in the middle of an evolutionary split. If you think about the big 5 tech companies – Alphabet (Google), Amazon, Apple, Facebook and Microsoft – then imagine how the founders of those companies would fare in the stone age, you’d be pretty sure that those guys would not get laid. The multi-billion dollar tech company founders are classic ‘beta’ males, aren’t they?

Meanwhile, toxic masculinity has reached such epic proportions that the swollen muscles and tanned skin, that 100 years ago would have shown that you were a farm worker, and therefore poor and stupid, is now revered as attractive.

One branch of society worships agression and bestial behaviour – fighting, war, muscle – while another branch of humanity is rapidly evolving and pulling away from the thick-skulled knuckle-draggers. Who’s going to win in a fight? You with your muscles and tiny brain, or me with my army of AI-controlled drones? Who’s going to win? The dirt poor idiots, or the richest smartest people on the planet?

The geeks are inheriting the earth.

Meanwhile, homosexuality seems to be the next evolutionary stage. Homosexuality means unlimited sex without having to engage in the bullshit drama that’s always created during bestial, animalistic, heteronormative fulfilment of the will of the genes. Procreation is a massive distraction from deep thinking and scientific discovery. A scientist can dedicate their whole life to research and pass on their knowledge through what they write and publish, so there’s really no need for any genetic heirs. We all benefit handsomely from the work of the geniuses who have lived and died before, whether they had children or not. Anybody is capable of reading the works of a great scientist and becoming one themselves. The birth of knowledge is far more important than the birth of beasts.

Then, suicide. The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long.

The vast body of discovered knowledge is far greater than the human mind was evolved to cope with. We are not supposed to know the secrets of the universe. We are not supposed to understand that we are mortal creatures who are cosmically insignificant. To attempt to grasp the ungraspable is to destroy our own sense of wellbeing. There’s cold comfort knowing that we’re held onto the surface of a rock by the weakest physical force – gravity – while we orbit a ball of gas that’s a dying star in the vacuum of space, in a universe that’s so vast it’s beyond comprehension. We weren’t supposed to travel in motor cars. We weren’t supposed to fly in jet planes. We weren’t supposed to live in skyscrapers. Everything about modern life is anathema to us – it creates great anxiety and distress. Just think about how many people have a fear of flying.

Suicide is a natural response for a person who can comprehend their own mortality and see that life is suffering. A smart person can see that their life is meaningless. A smart person can comprehend their insignificance in the universe. Once you’ve figured out that life is pointless, and life is suffering, then suicide is logical. The smartest humans will quickly assimilate enough knowledge to see that it’s not worth suffering and that death is preferable to life. The survival instinct is genetically programmed, to ensure survival of the species. If the individual is suffering, then of course their own individual suffering is more important than the survival of the species as a whole. In fact, the suicide of those who are prone to suicidal thoughts is better for the survival of the species, although the gene persists because it is intellect that makes a person more likely to commit suicide. Suicide is an intellectual’s best option, to end the suffering.

Humans are incredibly adaptable, and we have learned to live with the anxiety-inducing awfulness of the modern world, where most of us cram into overcrowded cities for economic reasons. Most of us are living with cramped living conditions, crime, disease, pollution, noise, ugly buildings, bright lights, overcrowded transport networks and all the other terrible things that modern urban living has given us. We like to think we’re terribly technologically advanced, but we’ve simply gotten used to all the bad stuff that would leave stone age man whimpering; cowering in a corner with fear and overloaded senses.

Devolution – de-evolution – is happening. Humanity has fragmented. The thick-skulled knuckle-draggers will drag themselves back to the stone age, because that’s where they feel comfortable. The stupid ones will have loads of children, and they’ll teach those children to be stupid. Stupidity is celebrated in the underclass.

If you’re smart, you won’t have kids and you’ll kill yourself.

Tags: #suicide #politics #economics

8 April 2018
April Fools Day

This is a story about a prank…

Surprise! It was all a joke! I’m not really mad. I was just pulling your leg. It was all a big April Fools Day prank. Ha ha ha.

Except it’s not.

I’ve genuinely been very sick.

The fact that I’m in a strong position today is incredibly promising. Usually I start sorting my life out far too late each year, and then I get clobbered by autumn and winter. Usually Christmas and New Year wipes me out and leaves me absolutely screwed during January, February and March. Usually I need April and May to recover from the winter and get myself back on my feet. The seasons screw me over.

I was working over the festive period, which meant I had a job to go back to in the New Year. I’ve managed to finish one contract and start another one with no gap, which means no loss of earnings. I’ve got the seasons on my side – the days are getting longer and the weather’s improving. All of this bodes well.

It might look like I can snap my fingers and get everything I want in an instant, but it’s not easy. It’s incredibly exhausting, repeatedly digging yourself out of a hole. It’s incredibly stressful having to repeatedly rebuild your life. I’ve solved these problems a million times before – getting a job, earning money, getting a place to live, re-establishing myself somewhere new – but that makes it harder in a way… there’s no novelty to it, it’s just hard work.

At face value, it looks like I’m not sick – I’m working, moving house, doing practical things that require me to be very functional. It’s hard though. I’m always a hair’s breadth away from disaster.

I could almost convince people that my whole crazy off-piste escapade was made-up – that I invented it for literary purposes. It would blow the mind of my work colleagues to know the journey I’ve been on.

I don’t want to pretend that nothing happened. I don’t want to pretend like everything’s always been A-OK. I don’t want to pretend like I haven’t got stuff in my past that was pretty insane. I want to stop running away from my past and pretending that it didn’t happen. I don’t want to pretend like all this is a joke.

It’s 12:03pm, so it can’t be a joke… it’s gone past midday.

Tags: #homeless #mentalhealth #suicide #bipolar #recovery

1 April 2018
Sleepless Night

This is a story about peak stress…

Unsurprisingly I didn’t sleep last night. I was too stressed, rehearsing all the arguments that I was going to have with the letting agency and the tenant vetting people, trying to rent a damn apartment. I was thinking about how I was going to react if the worst-case scenario happened: that there’s no way that I’m able to rent an apartment because I don’t fit neatly in the boxes.

In the morning things were just as bad as I feared. I got an email saying that the only way I was going to be able to rent the apartment was if I paid a whole year’s rent in advance – £8,100!

I managed to compose myself and wrote a polite reply explaining that the whole rigmarole was vexatious and I would pay rent in advance if it was a reasonable sum of money, but to ask for an entire year of rent was ludicrous.

To my surprise I received a pleasant reply saying they were doing everything they could to make things happen for me to be able to move in on Saturday, but that I did need to ask my accountant for my tax returns, even though they show I pay no income tax.

With the support and encouragement of a friend, I got my accountant to send over whatever he had. My friend thought that it was just a box-ticking exercise and it didn’t matter what was on the documents.

In the afternoon I got an email saying everything was fine with my references and I can sign the tenancy contract and collect the keys on Saturday. Most unexpected.

After having received emails that contained all the words I dreaded – “delay”, “can’t proceed”, “pay 12 months up-front”, “no other way” – I was sure the whole thing was doomed to failure. I was extremely distressed. To pay the whole 12 months rent would’ve wiped out every penny I can lay my hands on and leave me nothing for food, petrol and other living expenses. I thought the ship had sailed. It was a miraculous turnaround.

I feel a little stupid for raising the alarm so early, but I knew that my mood was going to quickly blacken when all avenues had been exhausted and there was no way forward. I wasn’t kidding or being melodramatic when I said I was at my wits end. I know it sounds like a disproportionate response, but it’s taken so much out of me getting to this point. I can’t suffer any major bumps in the road – I just don’t have the spare capacity to soak them up.

I can celebrate a little now. I’ve got my feet under the desk in my new job and I’ve got confirmation that I’m going to get the keys to my apartment on Saturday. Things are going well. It seems a little crazy that things could’ve swung in a drastic and deadly direction if my hopes were dashed, but all those sleepless nights add up to complete desperation; unbearable stress and anxiety.

There will be bumps in the road and sleepless nights ahead, but every time I overcome an obstacle life gets a little easier. I’m slowly re-entering civilised society. I’m slowly rebuilding my financial safety cushion that will allow me to deal with bumps in the road.

Of course I feel a little like I’ve blackmailed the universe to give me what I want. Of course I feel quite like a petulant spoiled brat child who had a big tantrum. I’m a little embarrassed. I don’t care, because I need a job and a place to live and other essential things for a normal ordinary modest little life.

I’ll believe it when the ink’s dry on the contract. I’ll believe it when the keys are in my hand. I still haven’t been paid from my new job yet, for example. I’ll count my chickens when they’re hatched.

I’m not being negative. I really am looking forward to moving into the apartment. I can relax a little now. I’ve paid the rent and the deposit. Perhaps things will work out OK.

Tags: #homeless #suicide

22 March 2018
Suicide by the Numbers

This is a story about not fitting neatly inside the boxes…

I’m trying to rent an apartment. The apartment rent is £675 a month. I earn approximately £7,000 a month after tax, although my take-home income for the last 3 months has been a mere £10,716.91 because I’ve had to work in London which has been awful. Yet, I’m still not able to rent an apartment that costs just £675 a month.

To prove my income I’ve provided my full bank statements for the last 3 months. To prove that I’m a reputable individual who will have no problem paying the rent, my chartered certified accountant has provided a reference. I’ve provided proof of address, proof of identity, proof of residency, proof of eligibility to live & work in the UK. I’ve proven everything, yet I’m still not able to rent an apartment that would cost £675 a month.

I don’t pay any income tax. I pay £0.00 income tax. It might seem a bit morally objectionable to not pay any income tax, but I pay plenty of corporation tax and dividend tax. My productive endeavours bring in 20% VAT, 20% corporation tax and 7.5% dividend tax for HMRC – the taxman – so the UK benefits quite handsomely from my work, but still… I don’t pay any income tax. Income tax is a very bad way to prove my income.

I currently earn £600 a day, which is £3,000 a week, which is £13,000 a month, which is £156,000 gross per annum. It really is gross just how much I earn. Of course, I have to pay my VAT bill, corporation tax bill and dividend tax bill. I get to keep 4.5% of the VAT and I can earn £11,500 without paying any tax at all.

With 8 weeks of holiday and sick leave per year, including bank holidays, my gross income works out to be £132,000. After tax, that gives me an income of £11,500 salary plus £68,820 in dividends, which is a take-home pay of £6,693 per month. I’ll pay £51,680 in tax this year.

That’s worth repeating.

I’ll pay £51,680 in tax this year.

But, I pay zero income tax, so I can’t rent a £675 a month apartment. I’ve been through the arduous tenancy checks and I don’t fit neatly in their boxes. They can’t wrap their head around the fact I don’t pay any income tax, even though I’ve proven that I have an obscene amount of income.

The whole process of trying to work my way out of poverty, get myself off the streets and get back into civilised society has been exhausting. I’m fucked off with it. I’ve provided the most intimate of personal details. Every single item of my spending has been pored over and gone through with a fine-tooth comb. I’ve been poked and prodded and examined and found wanting, because I don’t pay any income tax and the closed-minded drones who are responsible for determining whether I’m eligible to no longer be homeless have decided that I’m not allowed to have a home of my own for some reason.

It’s made me really suicidal. Why did I put myself through all this shit? Why did I work so hard and struggle? Why have I been subjected to such an ordeal? Why bother?

I’m presently considering various suicide options. This shit is keeping me awake at night and I’m fucked off with it. I’ve had enough. This isn’t acceptable.

It’s not acceptable to block somebody from working their way out of poverty. It’s not acceptable to stop a homeless person from getting themselves back on their feet. It’s not acceptable that society should marginalise people like this. I’ve had enough.

I’ve had enough and I can’t stop thinking about killing myself.

It’s pushed me to the brink of suicide.

Tags: #homeless #suicide

21 March 2018