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101 days sober: Riches to Rags

This is a story about one hundred and one days sober…

I did it, and I also managed to go cold turkey on caffeine, sleeping pills, medication (antidepressants, mood stabilisers, anxiety drugs) and legal highs (sorry, they’re called ‘research chemicals‘ now) & illegal drugs, plus get some control over sex and spending money.

For 6 fucking months I sucked up the pill/powder withdrawal effects and over 3 more months no alcohol. I had not a single chemical that I could turn to to salve the emotional wounds, to ease the turmoil in my brain, to anaesthetise the pain. To attenuate the distress. To take a holiday from the stress.

Pure fucking discipline went into turning down every beer after work, every glass of mulled wine, every cup of tea or coffee that was offered, and every pharmaceutical that I can get by feigning symptoms in order to get an official prescription or just buy on the black market, and every ‘research chemical‘ or just whatever the hell you want that is just one click away on the Dark Web.

Easy enough for a happy fulfilled 2.4 children, 9-to-5 family unit who watches TV all week and goes on outings at the weekends, and has their time filled with mopping up excrement and vomit and doing the kids homework. I’m sure it’s very fulfilling to be guardians of your cloned genes, working as hard as you can to give those genes a chance to clone again.

I reached a critical juncture in my life where I was earning six figures including my iPhone apps, and I had a flexible lifestyle, and my fiancé/ex/girlfriend was earning £15k and didn’t have very much flexibility. She wanted to be a trainee teacher, so evenings and weekends were for lesson planning and marking. I could write an iPhone app in a day and it would earn £8k. But she had a grand plan because she was so clever.

In the end I gave her three choices: either I go on medication so I don’t give a shit that what I’m doing is soul destroying, I switch careers to one that will be really much less psychologically damaging but our kids will see much less of me, or we get pregnant and then it gives a reason for me to do what my professional experience qualifies me to do.

We opted for the latter, but I pulled the plug because I wasn’t sure if I was going to pass on Bipolar genes or get too stressed and turn to drugs & alcohol to cope. I love her, I love kids, I love doing family stuff. But it’s not all swings and roundabouts and cotton candy and rainbows. I started to doubt my coping mechanisms. I started to believe I couldn’t be a trusted father (based on no evidence, beyond the fact that other people’s kids love to play with me).

So our relationship became about hedonism. We took loads of GBL (GHB) which makes women have amazing orgasms. I took Cabergoline so I could have multiple orgsasms. Better sex through chemistry (or psychopharmacology actually).

I started fucking about with legal highs that would give me the energy to fuck all night. I was systematic. I would buy shitty tabloid newspapers to read what the kids were taking. Usefully, they led me to the piperazines and the cathinones (e.g. BZP and M-CAT a.k.a. Meow Meow). Those drugs are utter shit, but they led me to Methylone (bk-MDMA). I tried all the others on sale except for NRG-3 which didn’t have an ingredient declared.

I’d made a list for myself of drugs to never take: heroin, crack, crystal meth, MDPV. Hang on, wait, what, MDPV. Yeah, it’s the stuff that crack addicts and crystal meth tweakers get addicted to and then end up killing themselves or eating a tramp’s face off or buying a Caribbean island and fucking a 17 year old girl while holding a loaded gun to their head and putting it on YouTube. Kinda standard stuff for a billionaire technology entrepreneur, right?

So if you don’t know what’s in the ‘legal‘ high called NRG-3 and there are loads of crack addicts and meth addicts online saying this shit is way more addictive and they’re now more fucked than ever and crack and meth seem like a weak cup of tea by comparison, alarm bells should be ringing.

In September 2011 I needed to break up with my selfish bully of a girlfriend. I didn’t have the guts. I Went home, bottled out from driving into a concrete pillar at 100mph with the airbag turned off. Got home, ordered NRG-3, it was there the next day. Recommended dosage: zero milligrams. Insane dosage: 5 to 15mg. My dosage: 1,000mg.

I played with fire, got hurt, my fault right? Don’t come crying to me when your medication gives you an averse reaction or a deadly interaction. Don’t come crying to me when your medication does very little for your symptoms, but an endless list of side effects.

Turns out your heart can beat at 200bpm and not explode if you’e reasonably fit & active. Turns out your brain won’t even start hearing voices or seeing things if your reasonably sane. Stimulants are a terrible thing to O.D. on. Barbiturates, opiates, cyanide, ricin, botox, nicotine, inert gas, poison gas, set fire to yourself, chuck yourself off a tall building or a cliff, sever a femoral or radial artery if you know enough about anatomy. Jugular veins, and any other large visible veins will get you there in the end. Fall on a sword around rib number 3 and hit the aorta or vena cava. That’s all going to be in the 30 second to 4 minute region. Remember, you need to lose 8 pints of blood or suffocate for 3 minutes approximately.

Electrocution is hard now we have RCD circuit protection devices now, but if you’re an electrician you’ll be able to rig a circuit without protection. Hold something earthed in the left hand, touch something live with your right hand. Current will flow right across your chest and put your heart into ventricular fibrillation and probably cause enough internal burning to make defibrillation impossible.

Breathing pure nitrogen 0r s0me other inert gas probably seems least scary. No hypercapnic alarm response. Just like falling asleep, forever. Suffocation and you don’t even know it’s happening.

Jumping in front of busses, trains and tubes is unethical. Those witnesses will be psychologically scarred.

O.D.s… well most home attempts just screw up your organs and you die a slow and painful death. It has to be a nerve toxin, breathing suppressant, or something to stop the heart. An over-the-counter remedy would be co-codamol/Solpadine (without caffeine). Dissolve everything in warm water, then chill to sub 5 degrees C. Now filter out the nasty liver destroying Paracetamol using lab grade paper. Chill the solution again to sub 5 degrees C and filter again. What you’re left with is liquid death.

Stabbing yourself in the aorta or vena cava or a pumping chamber is quickest. Just hammer the blade into rib 3 to 5 on the left hand side, and don’t let muscles and tendons pull you back to the solar plexus or onto other ribs. You just need to ‘fall on your sword’ as the Japanese say.

A friend has given me enough to survive, food & drink wise. My flatmate has given me the space and time. My psychosis has gone after sleep. I need to check my kidneys function but my bladder seems to still be filling.

Shame seems to be the next threat to life. I have a blade that’s long enough to penetrate my chest muscles, ribs and reach the top of my heart where the blood is at its highest pressure and death would be quickest. Seems prudent when I feel nowhere near close or well equipped enough to turn my health around and get my room into a phase 1 cleanup state, with the eventual state being pristine condition.

If not allowed to live without soul-destroying shame, I’d like to be a fly, vomiting on food and sucking up digested contents, laying eggs in putrid meat. Bhuddism is for me. Humans have a neocortex – consciousness – so I’d rather be re-incarnated as non-human. Thinking is a pain, although I could write an academic paper and a couple of books in a tent or a cave, or a psych ward or a prison, but the easiest thing of all would be non-human, and not troubled by consciousness.

The irony is that I now have several cerebral and physical/social things I would like to do, but I’m paralysed by shame that only I can begin to resolve. Being in hospital/psych/custody now just leaves me impotent to do anything to resolve anything. The end of the story will be written by somebody else.

Tags: #suicide #addiction #alcohol

3 January 2016
Advent Calendar (Day Fifteen)
This is a story about three types of people…

There are only 3 types of people in the world. That’s it. The whole of humanity can be divided into just 3 buckets. If you want to label people, you can use one of these 3 handy labels, to judge people.

But 3 doesn’t sound like very many? Aren’t people way more complicated than that? Aren’t there 12 buckets that people are put in, like signs of the zodiac? Yes, isn’t your star sign all you need to know about a person to figure out everything you need to know about a person? If you know somebody’s star sign, you just have to look at their horoscope for the day, and you can predict their future, right?

Well, maybe all that horoscope stuff is bunkum. Maybe it’s New Age hippy crap that doesn’t mean anything. I mean, it’s not very scientific, is it? Everybody knows that horoscope writers just put generic stuff that could apply to anybody. That’s the skill in writing horoscopes: writing statements that are ambiguous enough that they could apply to anybody.

So what about Myers-Briggs? Isn’t 16 types of people rather than 12 the solution? Having 16 buckets to put 7 billion people into is surely the solution to the madness of believing in horoscopes. Yes, those extra 4 buckets make all the difference.

I do take some pride from the fact that I come out as an ENTJ – Field Marshal – personality type, when I’m tested, which is only 1 to 3% of the population. However, I have a way of simplifying things and making them very black & white. I’m a computer programmer, so I like binary. There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don’t.

So, the best I can do is to categorise people into 3 buckets, so that they can be judged and mistreated accordingly. We seem to love prejudice and presumption, and bullying people, so I’ve developed a really simple test and a form of categorising people into just 3 categories.

Here it is…

Type I – Potential Addicts

The potential addict is somebody who has not yet tried addictive substances. An addictive substance is anything psychoactive that alters your perception of reality, with examples being:
- Alcohol
- Caffeine (as found in tea, coffee and cola)
- Nicotine (as found in cigarettes, cigars, shisha and vape)
- Medication for depression & anxiety
- Pain medication
- Legal highs
- Narcotics (illegal drugs)
The potential addict has not yet tried any of these things, so we do not yet know if this person is an addict. These people are normally children, because most adults have been exposed to one of the above substances.

Only if you have never tried any of the above substances, can you be considered to be a potential addict.

You need to be really honest when you are answering the single question that identifies you as a potential addict.

Here’s the only question you need to answer:

Have you ever taken any of the substances listed above?

The next part is really easy. If the answer is no, then you are a potential addict and your capacity for addiction is as yet unknown. You should be regarded with fear and mistrust. You are a ticking time bomb of addiction. You are a potential monster. You are a menace to society.

Type II – Addicts

The addict is somebody who, at least once every 3 to 6 months, takes an addictive substance. An addictive substance is anything psychoactive that alters your perception of reality, with examples being:
- Alcohol
- Caffeine (as found in tea, coffee and cola)
- Nicotine (as found in cigarettes, cigars, shisha and vape)
- Medication for depression & anxiety
- Pain medication
- Legal highs
- Narcotics (illegal drugs)
The addict takes these substances on a regular basis. Whether that’s every 3 to 6 months, or daily dosages of the demonic plant alkaloid known as caffeine. Addicts who drink steaming hot cups of addiction are littered throughout society, flagrantly parading their lack of willpower and devil-may-care attitude to the damage they’re doing to themselves and others.

Addicts who smoke or vape are smelly and are setting fire to money on a regular basis and inhaling toxic combustion products, and toxic chemicals. This insanity is further evidence that they have been possessed by a demon. That demon is addiction. These people are monsters. They should be shot at dawn. Their heads should be put on a spike.

Medically sanctioned addiction is no better. Just because your doctor (a.k.a. drug dealer) gave you medication for pain, that’s no different from scoring heroin on a street corner. There is zero difference between obtaining medication for depression, or injecting heroin to treat your crushing emotional damage. Zero. Nada. Exactly the same thing.

You need to be really honest when you are answering the single question that identifies you as an addict.

Here’s the only question you need to answer:

Do you take any of the substances listed above (every 3 to 6 months or more regularly)?

The next part is really easy. If the answer is yes, then you are an addict and you need help. Why are you wasting money and damaging your health taking substances? There’s no excuse.

Because you can’t stop taking these substances, you have proven to the world that you have no self-control. You have proven to the world that you have no willpower. You have proven to the world that you’re weak. You selfish monster. I hate you. Pooh you! You shitting pooh-pooh head! Stinky bum head!

You lose, addict.

Type III – Non-Addicts

The non-addict is somebody who has tried addictive substances but has not become addicted. The definition of not being addicted is having tried something, but choosing not to take addictive substance. The very process of not taking an addictive substance is what defines a non-addict.

The non-addict is aware of the effects of addictive substances, but chooses not to use them. The non-addict is somebody who demonstrates willpower and self-control. The non-addict, is by their very omission, proving that they are not addicted. They have tried, and they resist the temptations of the addictive substances.

Not taking addictive substances, having tried them, is the only way to prove that you’re not a potential addict. If you haven’t tried addictive substances, you simply don’t know whether you’re an addict or not. A non-addict can conclusively show that they are not an addict. Quod erat demonstrandum.

Non-addicts are completely abstinent from all of the following substances:
- Alcohol
- Caffeine (as found in tea, coffee and cola)
- Nicotine (as found in cigarettes, cigars, shisha and vape)
- Medication for depression & anxiety
- Pain medication
- Legal highs
- Narcotics (illegal drugs)
The non-addict has tried one or more of these substances, and proven that they are not an addict, by not taking them. If you take any of the above substances, you are an addict, not a non-addict.

It’s a really easy test to see if you’re an addict or not. If you drink tea, coffee or cola, you’re probably an addict who is in denial. Denial is not a river in Africa. Denial is when you deliberately ignore the evidence.

Non-addicts have collected evidence that they are not addicts. Non-addicts are laughing at you when you accuse them of being addicts, in between sips from your coffee cup.

There’s a simple test to see if you’re a non-addict or not. You have to go for more than 6 months without having any of the addictive substances you’ve tried. Yes that’s right: any of the substances. Because addictions can be transferred, you can’t just stop taking heroin and take up drinking coffee. You can’t just stop smoking cigarettes and start having cups of tea. That’s just transferring your addiction.

Here’s the only question you need to answer:

Do you take any of the substances listed above (every 3 to 6 months or more regularly)?

The next part is really easy. If the answer is no, then you are a non-addict and you can laugh at anybody who talks to you about addiction in between cups of coffee and puffs on cigarettes, while swallowing loads of medications etc. etc.

If you break your abstinence by taking any of the listed substances, then you are an addict. There’s no cheating. There are no excuses. You are self-medicating for your untreated addiction if you take anything from the list above. You might be in denial if you’re saying things like “yes, but” or fooling yourself about how regularly you are taking addictive substances.

Only a non-addict is able to go for over 6 months without any of the substances listed above. And only a non-addict can stick two fingers up at you and laugh and call you a c**t. Yes, non-addicts are allowed to be all high and mighty, and look down their nose sneeringly at you. Only a non-addict is allowed to be pious and critical of your lifestyle. Only a non-addict is allowed to act all holier-than-thou and pretend they’re whiter than white.

It’s an established fact that non-addicts are allowed to be as horrible as they like to Type I and Type II people, because they’re inferior. The Type I and Type II people are weak and worthless, and can be treated with disdain, contempt and disrespect. Type I and Type II people are literally pieces of s**t that shouldn’t be p**sed on if they’re on fire.

I think you’ll find that this logic is completely watertight. I think you will find that there is not a single flaw in this reasoning. I’m sure that you’ll agree wholeheartedly with this new system of classification, given that it is reasoned from unquestionable base principles.

My own mother used to take heroin, but then stopped. She believes that this proves she isn’t a heroin addict. Her reasoning is pretty sound. Seems to make sense to me, at least. Well done her.

Only my Mum still smokes and she’s a total alcoholic. Oh, and she drinks loads of tea and coffee. So I guess she’s still an addict. Oh, oops. So her stopping taking heroin really didn’t prove anything, did it? No. Especially as she was still taking other illegal drugs. Yes, there seems to be a flaw in her logic.

I like my Mum, even if she’s a total alcoholic junkie. She decided to have a baby (me) with another alcoholic junkie, which is a shame, but at least they never judged me, because they’re aware of their own addictions.

Oh no, hang on a second. There was that time when they walked into my house and stopped me from emailing psychiatrists about a hospital admission to treat my Bipolar Disorder, and instead accused me of being a drug addict and dragged me outside where some work colleagues saw me and wondered why I wasn’t at work.

Yes, it seems rather odd that a couple of drug addicts would enter the private home of a person with a mental illness, and drag him through the streets, accusing him of having a drug addiction. That would seem to be rather hypocritical to me.

I wonder what the psychological effects of such action would be. To shame your son for the guilt that you yourself carry. To blame your son for your own lack of willpower and addiction. That would be pretty shitty, wouldn’t it?

Yes, my parents kinda like to pass the buck. They think they’re so smart, but they’re just out to cover their own guilt. They’re pretty paranoid and psychotic after so many years of extensive drug and alcohol abuse. Years and years and years. It takes its toll on the body and the mind. They have lost the plot. They’re fucking senile.

Oh, what about me?

Well, I’ve not been drinking for 82 days, but I’ve been abstinent from all the other substances for 6 months. I’m well on my way to non-addict status. I’m a lot more of a non-addict than anybody else I know. That’s why I find it so insulting and offensive when people want to talk to me about alcohol, drugs etc.

If you want to know about being a non-addict you should be asking me, not telling me things. I can tell you about how hard it is to flush all psychoactive substances from your life. They are ubiquitous. They put caffeine in all sorts of things, so that you get hooked on those products.

I have started to hear people saying “sugar is a drug” and that’s given me an idea.

When you eat food, your body will break it down and convert the carbohydrates into glucose, because glucose is what powers every cell in your body. Your human body runs on glucose and oxygen. Your body runs on sugar.

However, I accept the challenge.

I’ve decided that as my final challenge I will go without sugar. Given that sugar is glucose, and all food is converted to glucose, I will have to go without food. Yes, if I’m going to quit sugar, I will have to quit food.

So, I’ve decided to go on hunger strike. Yes, when you’re all stuffing yourselves with your Christmas dinner, I think I will go and stay in a tent (houses are a drug?) and just live on fresh air. I’m going to quit food for Xmas. How’s about that?

I’m just taking things to their logical conclusion. The only way to prove that you’re a non-addict is to give up on food.

If you give up on food, pretty soon you give up on oxygen. Oxygen is a drug. You keep taking breath after breath, you oxygen addict!

I’m going to quit food, because food contains sugar, and sugar is a drug. By quitting food, I get to quit oxygen too.

Yes, when I’m dead from starvation, suffocation, you will be able to see just how brilliant not being addicted to anything is. Make sure you have a warm cup of tea or coffee with some sugar in it to sip at my funeral. The glucose from the sugar will help to keep you warm, and the caffeine will help you concentrate on whatever bullshit the preacher is spouting.

Hurrah for me. I’m a fucking genius. I’ve figured out how to not be addicted to ANYTHING.

Yes, I’m going to sit in my tent, with no food, no sex, no internet, no gambling and certainly no tea or coffee. I’ve never smoked and I don’t take drugs, so it should be fairly easy. I just need to beat a few hunger pangs and then the pain will be over.

I’m looking forward to an eternity as a non-addict. The dead aren’t addicted to anything. Hurrah for the dead. I aspire to be dead. I’m mostly there.

Have a little think about what type of person you are. Be honest. How long have you honestly done, without a single drop of any of the substances I listed? You’re going to have to be super duper honest because addiction makes you lie to yourself and others

Tags: #addiction #alcohol #drugs #bipolar #mentalhealth #childhood #parents #notanonymous
15 December 2015
Advent Calendar (Day Fourteen)

This is a story about libido…

You’re probably not aware of the role that your sex drive plays in your thoughts and actions, but it’s the most fundamental force in your human behaviour. It’s programmed into your DNA to procreate. It’s essential for the survival of the species.

Ask yourself the philosophical question why are we here? What is your answer? If it’s something about watching TV or getting fat and dying or going to work, then you’re clearly not a very elevated thinker. If it’s something to do with children, then you’re at least able to identify that you’re basically just an animal under your fancy clothes.

Personally, I want to figure out as much as possible about how the Universe works. I want to answer questions about the fundamental nature of reality. I want to know the answers to unanswerable questions. But how do we know they’re unanswerable unless we search for answers?

Theologians from all religions were content to come up with some hand-wavy claptrap theory that wasn’t backed by any experimental evidence. They attempted to come up with convenient ideas that dumb people could grasp, and could be neatly packaged into sermons and soundbites, so that the ideas would spread like a horrible virus of stupidity.

People like to spread ideas, just like they enjoy spreading their genetic material. Being influential, being a thought leader… it brings you more power & status, and therefore the better potential mates. If you are a powerful thought leader, you get to have a pretty girlfriend or a hunky boyfriend. It comes down to sex, again.

Every time you get a new Twitter follower, or a retweet, or a like on Facebook, or a post shared, or a friend request, or a comment that engages with something you shared or liked or posted yourself… you get a dopamine hit. Your brain rewards you for spreading seeds.

Internet memes and email chain letters. These kinds of things are just somebody wanting to test the reach of themself as a cult personality. You see loads and loads and loads of pictures of teachers being shared, holding a piece of cardboard that says “Let’s see if I can get this shared in Australia. Do it for your kids!” or some other lame patheticness.

If you don’t have kids of your own, you feel acutely aware that you’re dying, and you’re not going to leave any mark on the world. Yup, you’ll be gone and forgotten, because you have no genetic heirs who might carry on your name and your teachings. Parents are very influential in their kids lives, beyond the genetic material they give to them. They shape their values and their fundamental ideas.

Because I don’t like my parents, I reject their ideas and values. Instead of history, I studied geography. Instead of religion, I study science. Instead of the piano, I learn the guitar. Instead of being a Conservative, I’m a socialist. Instead of being a selfish c**t, I’m a humanist. You get the general idea.

So it looks like I’m very down on parents, but really I’m not. I see lots and lots of great parents out there who give their kids a brilliant life. I see lots and lots of parents out there who love their kids and make them feel loved and cherished and cared for and happy. I see lots of my friends with smiling happy looking children, and I know that because my friends are caring and nice, they are caring and nice parents too.

It looks like I’m being down on teachers, but I’m really not. I had some amazing teachers who I can still remember the names of, and loads of really important things that they taught me. I had teachers who really went the extra mile, and taught me the things that are really important in my life and allowed me to distance myself from my parents and escape a horrible life.

I’m a big believer in planned parenthood. If you’re not going to go the distance with kids, don’t get involved in their lives. Kids need consistency, reliability, inspiration, praise, love & care. The world has plenty of things that are going to kill kids and injure them and knock their confidence and destroy their self-esteem. It’s not a parent’s job to add to a child’s woes.

In the UK we have a nanny state. However, that doesn’t mean that you’re a rich Victorian who has employed a nanny to rear your children. What it is supposed to mean is that there’s a safety net there if you f**k up. You’re not supposed to f**k up. Having a safety net there does not mean you can just take drugs and not work, and spawn as many children as you want.

It sounds like I’m having a go at a tranche of society, but I’m not. I’m aware that there are a huge number of young people who just smoke dope and play computer games. It looks to the untrained eye like they’re lazy and idle, but the fact is that they have no prospects, no opportunities.

Those kids who sit around smoking dope and playing computer games have been failed by parents who decided to have children without thinking about their future. The time to plan for a child’s future is before they’re born. You line up your ducks and then you shoot them down. You don’t just risk it and hope for the best, unless you want to go back to living in caves and bashing each other over the head with clubs.

Earlier this year, I was sent this photo from a girl I knew. I looked at the date stamp of the image. The photo was taken in 2006. I put the image into Google Reverse Image Search and found that she had taken the image from another woman’s blog. That’s rather strange behaviour.

The strangest part was that she claimed to be pregnant by me, even though I hadn’t ejaculated in her vagina. The thing about being pregnant is, that it usually involves ejaculation into a vagina. Some sperm have to be ejected near enough to the cervix for those little tadpoles to swim to an egg and fertilise it. I’m not sure if I have super sperm, but I’m pretty sure they can’t travel through time, get another woman pregnant and then transport the foetus forward in time and implant it in a different womb. Maybe I’m just a bit too heavily reliant on this science stuff though?

Yeah, I put my faith in technology and science, rather than religion, and it turns out that I was right. You do have to ejaculate in somebody’s vagina for them to become pregnant. It turns out she wasn’t pregnant. What a bizarre turn of events. Who would have thought that I could have planned to not get somebody pregnant like that?

There have been other times when there’s been a risk but there’s this thing called the morning after pill, which is an exceedingly unpleasant thing to have to take. I’d never recommend or suggest a woman should take it. I imagine that you wouldn’t take it unless you want to be really careful that you don’t have a baby after a moment of drunken madness.

Babies are for life, not just an inconvenient mistake.

Yes, if you decide to keep your baby, you should really prepare yourself to go the distance. You might have to look after that kid for up to 18 years. That’s a long time. They’re also not cute like a kitten or a puppy. They scream and shit and vomit everywhere. Your fanny will get ripped to pieces and all your nice things will get covered in snot.

Babies also grow into little children who need trainers and a tracksuit or whatever sub-culturally appropriate clothes they need to wear in order to not be beaten to shit for non-conformity. They can be your special little angel, who is unique and is going to be a brain surgeon. Yes they can be your fantasy, but only in your f**king dreams. At least let them not be bullied their entire f**king childhood if you send them to school rather than locking them in a basement.

I don’t know if you can tell from this photo, but I wasn’t very well. I had been sleeping rough on Hampstead Heath. I bumped into this friend when I was looking for a warm bed for the night and she was very keen that she get this photo of us together. I was very keen to get some sleep. Sleeping rough is hard.

So why on earth would a woman want to get pregnant by a homeless guy anyway? It seems ridiculous. Probably the very least likely person to be able to provide a happy stable home for a growing infant. Well, my theory is that women’s caring instincts are activated by seeing a proverbial bird with a broken wing.

It does work to a certain extent. If you can’t find Mr Perfect, you can find somebody who’s heartbroken and in trouble and help to fix them up. You can fix a man and make him happy and healthy. I don’t recommend or condone faking a pregnancy though. You shouldn’t take things that far.

Because my parents lied about supporting me, I had to turn to friends and girlfriends. My parents told me they would help me get through my difficult divorce, until my house was finally sold and I was back on my own two feet again in London. They are liars. There was no support. They just lied. They liked saying the words “we’ll support you, we’ll help” but they had no intention of helping anybody. They are liars and c**ts.

Luckily, there is a peer-to-peer support network. Friends and girlfriends helped me out when my parents lies were exposed as nothing but hot air.

My parents are always looking for an excuse not to help. They are masters of the reason why they aren’t going to do what they committed to doing, or just lying. They will say something and then deny they ever said it, if it’s more convenient to just lie. They figured out that it’s easier to just tell the world you’re a good parent, to lie about being a good parent, than to actually do the hard work of being a good parent.

Being a good parent is hard work. Alternatively, you can just concentrate on lying, then you don’t have to do the hard work. If you just concentrate on sitting around taking drugs and lying and training your kid to hide your guilt, then you have a lot more time & money for drugs and alcohol.

The problem is, that you are dumping your child onto the state. The child doesn’t expect it, because your child trusts you and believes your lies. The state doesn’t expect rich middle class parents to dump their kids on the state either, which means that those kids end up stuck in a precarious position.

The state can’t really afford to support any broken homes. I don’t feel entitled to state support, but I do feel aggrieved when people who supposedly care about me break their promises. Especially when those promises are repeatedly and insistently made. If you make some throwaway remark about “just let us know if there’s anything we can do to help” then I understand that you just like the way those words sound. You just like the warm fuzzy feeling you’re giving yourself by making some empty offer you have no intention on making good on.

My parents work very hard to demonise me. To ruin my good standing with people. To blacken my name. Family life is much easier if you’ve picked a black sheep to be the one you blame for your own shortcomings.

My Dad had previously used his own brother as the black sheep. He liked to spread negative gossip about his own brother, and generally ostracise and antagonise him. When his brother sufficiently distanced himself from my unpleasant father, he moved on to me. I’m now the guy who he likes to bitch and whine about, while with his other face pretending like he’s a supportive Dad.

The fact of the matter is that he perpetuates a co-dependent abusive relationship with my Mum. He’s horribly abusive to her. They managed to numb themselves to the destructive nature of their horrible relationship, by taking loads of drugs and getting drunk all the time, but they’re horrible spiteful people when they’re together. They hardly have any friends because they’re so horrible to be around.

So, I’ve decided to break the cycle. Because I have a brain. Because I have self-awareness and I can self-direct my actions, I have decided that I’m not going to pass the buck. I’m not going to pass on the blame. I’m going to shove it right back to where it belongs. My Dad needs to stop abusing his girlfriend (my Mum) and stop being such a critic and a liar and a spreader of malicious crap. He needs to support my Mum and her kids or f**k off and die.

Obviously, it would be pretty hard on me to force his hand on this matter, so it’s probably best if I just distance myself from him. However, I do worry that he will make my Mum’s life even more hellish, or find another victim for his abuse. I feel responsible for stopping him from spreading any more human misery.

One way I have decided to stop the spread of his influence, is by considering my own potential fatherhood very carefully. It’s very important to me that I’m absolutely nothing like that complete c**t. It’s very important to me that if I do decide to have kids, that they have a really happy childhood and they’re well supported when they need support.

Just having sex and then lying about taking responsibility is not acceptable. Abandoning your kids onto the state is not acceptable, especially when you have promised to help and misled your kids into believing they can count on you.

I’ve always planned around the idea that my parents are a complete waste of space and I’ll need to make my own way in life, which is why I paid for the deposit and mortgage on my house and fully furnished it and spent loads of money on it, all without a single penny of parental support.

However, when I was going through a horrible divorce, moving from Bournemouth back to London, trying to find work, working on a new startup idea, reconnecting with friends and my business network… my parents were interested in earning money from me, while I waited for the equity in my home to be released. It was easier than going to a commercial lender. The problem is, that my parents are liars.

I could have arranged a bridging loan, but my Mum, on multiple occasions, reassured me that I didn’t need to go through all the hassle of arranging a bridging loan. Given the fact that I had a huge pile of equity in my home, and we were only talking about a very small amount of money, and a potentially very healthy rate of interest for them, it seemed to be a win:win situation.

The problem is that my Dad’s a c**t. He talked my own Mum out of helping her son and left me high & dry. What an utter c**t. They waited until the last minute and then pulled the rug out from under my feet. What total c**ts.

Don’t make promises you have no intention of keeping.

I wonder if it’s some Munchausen by Proxy thing. I wonder if my parents like keeping me sick and desperate. They are certainly a couple of irrelevant shrivelled up junkie alcoholic c**ts who should be kept away from the world. They certainly have nothing of value to offer, except to die and finally allow my sister and me to stop being beaten down by their harsh criticism, laziness and unrealistic expectations.

Anyway, I’m exhausted by it all. If they think they have won, and they get to label me for life and die smug, buried with their hoarded wealth but hated by their kids, because they totally failed as parents, then f**k them. I will shame them as much as I possibly can. I’ve done enough to prove my value. I’ve done enough to prove my work ethic, my ingenuity, my resourcefulness, my kindness, my caring. I’ve done enough.

I’m done, I’m through, I’m fed up, I’m p**sed off and I’m at the limit. I’m at the bitter end. I can’t take it anymore.

I’ve been strung along. I’ve been lied to and had enough promises broken. I’ve had enough of the smug cunts telling everybody they’re doing everything they can when really they’re just undermining me and leading me on.

Yes, I’ve been led on. I was sold a lie. I was told that parents should be respected. I was led to believe that parents care. Throughout my childhood all I saw was that they cared more about having enough drugs and booze and cigarettes. They cared more about sitting around with their few friends or arguing with each other. That’s where the time went. That’s where the energy went. That’s where the money went.

Sex is a dangerous thing if you’re having it unprotected and you’re not prepared to take the morning after pill or get an abortion for a child who you have no intention of loving and caring for. If you’re not going to love your kids, kill them in the womb.

I’m going to abort myself, age 36. It’s the abortion my mum should have had.

You like coffee for the same reason why you like sex and you like drugs… dopamine is released in your brain. You’re just chasing a high, and you might be doing it so recklessly that you’re making unhappy little children (October 2013)

Tags: #parents #childhood #divorce #addiction #alcohol #mentalhealth #suicide

14 December 2015
Advent Calendar (Day Nine)

This is a story about demon drink…

Drinking champagne, meant for a wedding. A toast to the bride, a fairytale ending. Those are some of my favourite song lyrics.

I’m not alcoholic because alcoholics go to Alcoholics Anonymous meetings and they can’t stop drinking. Alcoholism, by its very definition, is the inability to curtail your consumption despite the damage to your health, wealth and relationships. I don’t abuse alcohol and I can stop drinking for long periods whenever I want, so I’m not an alcoholic. Quod erat demonstrandum.

I can go lengthy periods without alcohol. Currently, I’ve not been drinking for the last 76 days, and I’m going to do 101 days, just because I can. Yes, you might have the odd 6 days off drinking, but I bet you’ve never done 8 days. I bet you’ve never done 28 days. I bet you’ve never done 90 days. The chances are, if you tried to quit, you’d find that your ‘willpower‘ is very weak indeed.

Alcohol is brilliant for treating anxiety. It calms the nerves. It’s like Diazepam (Valium) in a bottle from the supermarket, with a hangover. The two drugs – alcohol and Diazepam – have exactly the same effect on the Central Nervous System (CNS)… the brain. They both cause the release of a neurotransmitter called GABA, which calms the brain. Alcohol is a GABA agonist which means it causes GABA to be released in the brain.

If you flood your brain with GABA, you will be more relaxed and somewhat disinhibited. People incorrectly say that alcohol is a depressant but it’s actually a CNS suppressant. That is to say, it suppresses a certain amount of brain activity. It makes you chilled out and stupid. It does not make you depressed, but if you are depressed, those feelings may come to the forefront of your mind, because you are disinhibited.

You can get happy drunks, angry drunks and sad drunks. All that is happening, is that the person’s mask is slipping and you’re seeing what they’re really like behind their public persona. Alcohol is almost a truth serum. In vino veritas, means “in wine, truth“. The Romans knew a lot about wine.

Why do I keep quoting latin at you? Well, it’s because I’m challenging your shorthand notation for a person’s life. I think I overheard somebody describe my reason for not drinking the other day as “because he’s a recovering alcoholic“… that’s outrageous! I have elected not to drink through choice. If I was an alcoholic, I would be alcohol dependent, and therefore unable to choose to stop drinking despite my desire to save my liver and bank balance from being decimated.

In actual fact, stopping drinking has cost me staggering sums of money. I was working on HSBC‘s number one project – Customer Due Diligence – which was an incredibly stressful project requiring very long hours of sustained high pressure. The only way to cope was with alcohol. When I quit drinking, I could no longer cope with the madness of that failing project.

I had decided to quit drinking for the Go Sober for October charity event, which would give me an excuse to resist the relentless peer pressure to get drunk with my colleagues. I lived and breathed the project I was working on, and I live and breathe banking, which means I lived and breathed drinking culture. It’s very hard to be a sober banker, especially on the number one projects.

Alcohol carried me through JPMorgan‘s DTCC project (their number one project that year) and we delivered it on time and on budget with a green offshore team of Accenture developers. I was the Development Manager. Just about the only way to cope with the pressure and stress of that project was with copious amounts of alcohol… oh and some very cool bosses who just let me get on with my job.

I’ve had the good fortune of working with some very brilliant people. Most of whom have been massive drinkers. I’ve started to lose friends to liver damage though. Alcohol abuse catches up with you eventually.

Is it some health scare that caused me to stop drinking? Well, so far as I know my liver is OK. I had an ultrasound a couple of years ago, and my liver was torn from blunt trauma and damaged by hyperthermia, but it wasn’t cirrhotic. Alcohol didn’t cause the damage because I wasn’t drinking at the time (or eating, but that’s another story). My liver has been fully recovered for quite a while now. It’s one of the few organs in the body that can repair itself, if you give it a chance.

So, what’s the short answer? What’s the shorthand? What’s the soundbite? Well I’m afraid there is no shorthand. You can’t label me as an alcoholic because I don’t abuse alcohol. I don’t even drink. Q.E.D.

Did alcohol abuse cause me to go homeless? Did alcohol abuse put me in hospital? Are those events connected to alcohol? No.

No, sorry to disappoint you. I wasn’t drinking at any of the times when I have been hospitalised. I know you’re hunting for something to point your finger at. I know that victim blaming is convenient. We like to label people. We like to pigeon hole people. Sadly, I don’t really fit inside a neat little box. Nobody does, despite how much easier and less scary life appears to be when we imagine that we can pre-judge everybody.

Nothing good ever came from prejudice.

That’s a photo of the last alcohol that I consumed, on the 25th of September 2015. A glass of port with some shrooms. Not magic mushrooms, containing the psychedelic chemical Psilocybin, because that’s a Class “A” drug. Nope, those shrooms contain ice cream. Those glasses contain port wine.

Since then, I’ve had a fall-out with one of my oldest friends who’s now not talking to me, I lost my job and I’ve been in hospital for a week. I also nearly threw myself off the Golden Gate Bridge, due to suicidal thoughts. All in all, not a great case for sobriety. My wealth and mental health have been severely impacted by my 101 day experiment, but I’ve started so I’ll finish.

Conducting this in-vivo experiment has been extremely unethical. To risk your life and livelihood in order to discover the link between alcohol, anxiety and depression, is not something that any medical professional could sanction, condone. I’ve had to ignore the advice of healthcare professionals in order to uphold my commitment to discovering what happens when you quit drinking.

I’m not completely reckless. I know that for dangerous levels of alcohol dependency, quitting drinking abruptly can kill people. Having a seizure due to the sudden drop in the alcohol levels in your bloodstream can kill you. In a treatment centre for alcoholism, they would give you Librium and taper your dose down gently, to prevent you from having a fit.

Despite not having a physical alcohol dependency, it has still been exceedingly unpleasant to quit drinking. The elevated levels of anxiety that you experience, due to the conditioning of your body to expect alcohol as a coping mechanism for high stress levels, makes life fairly unmanageable. You have absolutely no idea how much of a crutch alcohol is in your life, because you’ve never quit boozin’ for months on end. You just haven’t done it. Period.

I really don’t give a toss whether you want to carry on drinking or not. I won’t judge you. I’m not preaching to the world about the few benefits of being a non-drinker. I’m not expecting people to go teetotal like me. In fact, I really don’t think you can do it. It’s too hard for most people. Most people are addicts. They say “I can quit anytime I want” because they can not drink for 6 days and not have tea/coffee/coke for 2 days. Those are not long enough periods of time to make any pronouncement about your addiction. Those short periods of time prove nothing, except that you can fool yourself into thinking you’re not substance dependent.

It takes time for cravings and withdrawal to kick in. The headaches and cognitive impairment associated with stopping caffeine use takes at least 3 days to kick in. You will have terrible cravings after a week or so. You don’t know this stuff, because you never go for long enough without a cup of tea or coffee, or a can of Coca-Cola.

The anxiety associated with alcohol withdrawal is something that creeps up more gradually. Your body is conditioned to know that there’s always a bottle or a glass handy when you need it. Just knowing that alcohol is readily available actually makes you less anxious. Just knowing that stress relief is available on tap actually makes you less stressed. You will feel relief from your anxiety, flooding your body from the very first sip of an alcoholic drink. That’s not possible. The alcohol can’t enter your bloodstream that quickly. Your brain has simply learnt to release the GABA, in response to the smell of wine, beer & spirits. It’s a conditioned response.

I’m sorry to report that you’re no different than Pavlov’s Dog. Yes, you respond to the ringing of the bell for last orders at the bar, by salivating for more alcohol, with just the same conditioned response as a dog slobbering for its meat chow, when the mealtime bell is sounded.

You might think you’re high & mighty, because you can use your higher brain functions in order to pass judgement over other people. But under your pseudo-intellectual skin, you’re the same animal as anybody else. You simply aren’t well educated or well informed enough to be aware of your own ignorance, when you pass judgement over people.

So am I a functional alcoholic? Well that’s a contradiction in terms. Killing yourself, damaging your health and wealth… surely that’s dysfunctional behaviour, by its very definition? The fact that I can start and stop drinking at will, whenever I want, for however long I want… surely that undermines the whole concept of any kind of alcoholic, functional or otherwise?

I will probably start drinking again, after 101 days. For my next trick, I’m going to have a glass of red wine every day, and no more than that. I’m going to show that I can exercise self-control even with the disinhibition of the intoxication from a dose of ethanol. Yes, it’s obvious that impaired judgement associated with ethanol intoxication is a reason why people drink more than they planned, but the rational brain never gets put to sleep entirely. We can still exercise a degree of self control.

None of this is very hard for me… because I’m no longer homeless. I have the threat of homelessness hanging over me, because I lost my job (because I stopped drinking). When you’re homeless and you have no hope of a better life, drinking helps to anaesthetise you from the cold. The cold of the weather, and the cold shoulder that friends, family and society shows to you. You become untouchable. You are considered a tramp, a bum, a loser… you are shunned.

There is a vicious cycle associated with homelessness and alcohol abuse. People never consider chicken and egg. They never consider the reasons why somebody started to abuse alcohol, and whether those reasons are still present. Alcohol abuse is a symptom, not a cause of somebody’s problems. People don’t drink to excess unless they’re very unhappy about something.

Alcohol abuse is a form of self medication. Alcohol is not inherently the problem. It’s a symptom of a problem. Treat the root cause of the issue, and the alcoholism goes away. Plenty of people drink to excess, but they’re not homeless and destitute. We applaud Hooray Henrys who throw wild parties and drink with gay abandon. Those glittering socialites are heros.

Drinking £700 of sparkling wine that was meant for my wedding should have been a warning sign, but I was too intoxicated to see what was really going on. Self medication numbed me to the fact that I was trapped in an abusive relationship, and had taken to the bottle to be able to cope with it, and a super stressful job. It was more than any human is capable of handling, without chemical assistance. My medication of choice was alcohol, for a long time.

Am I confessing that I was an alcoholic? Let’s repeat this once more: alcoholics are people who are unable to stop drinking despite detrimental effects on their life, and the lives of those around them. I can stop drinking at will, whenever I want. I’m an expert on not drinking. I know far more about not drinking than you do.

Perhaps I should do 9 months of not drinking, or however long it is that good mothers don’t drink for. But we already know that stress, anxiety and depression in pregnant women and new mums is a huge problem. So there’s already a good data set to prove that quitting alcohol is hard on the minds of women, despite the elevated oxytocin levels associated with childrearing. That’s pretty damning evidence about the long-term psychological/brain damage that alcohol abuse does.

It’s very controversial to be writing this stuff, but there is heaps of data and anecdotal evidence around to support it. We just need to be good scientists, and observe what we see in the world around us. Conducting in-vivo experiments is dangerous and unethical, but it’s yielding interesting findings.

Roll on 101 days!

You’ve structured your life around addictive substances like alcohol and caffeine more than you will ever possibly know unless you do a lengthy period of abstinence (September 2015)

Tags: #alcohol #addiction #notanonymous

9 December 2015
Recovery: Hospital vs. Nature

This is a story about observation…

Frankie is a people cat. He needs company. When we went away to France for a couple of days, he was lonely and wouldn’t leave our neighbour alone. He invited himself into her lounge and wouldn’t leave. When we got home, he yawned, stretched and padded over to greet us. He let us all know how much he missed his humans.

It would be rather sinister to say that I had been observing my fellow patients in hospital, but it was kind unavoidable. I don’t really watch TV and I find humans much more interesting than most other things. I also bonded with my companions, and the staff.

It was a locked ward, but I was there voluntairily so I guess I could have asked to be discharged whenever I wanted. But I went there to be safe, so it seemed crazy to ask to leave when it took me 13 hours to be admitted, and I was in a place of safety.

It’s a bit of a strange compromise though: safety under lock & key. I wasn’t sectioned but, scarily, the consultant did consider it, which was a little ridiculous considering I had been safe for 6 days by that point. A section can be 72 hours, 28 days or even 6 months… terrifying, considering all I did was go to my GP one afternoon.

Anyway, hospital was brilliantly therepeutic. I managed to tackle a bunch of stressors in my life, with the help & support of the NHS team. My treatment was very holistic: drawing, sculpture, drama, cooking, socialising, plus non-judgemental chatting to mental health professionals, of course.

Medication plays a role too, but it’s very unclear whether it helps or it hinders, in the long term. Sure, if I was having a psychotic episode – seeing and hearing things – and was a real danger to myself or others, pharmacological intervention might be unavoidable, but is it really necessary to medicate a functional, articulate, self-aware and coping individual?

When I presented to my GP, we had the briefest of chats imagineable. My GP only really needed to know one thing: I couldn’t guarantee my own safety. I had tried to keep myself safe, but plans to kill myself had formed in my head. It was only a matter of time before I acted on them. Free will is an illusion. We are controlled by circumstances. Try choosing not to be in pain next time you stub your toe.

Wanting to be in hospital is a big deal. Psychiatric wards are not for the faint hearted. You will have somebody checking on you a couple of times an hour – especially at night – and people yell out randomly all night. People sing to themselves. People wash obsessively (or is it compulsively?). People shuffle. People mutter incomprehensibly. People steal your stuff. People ask you strange questions. People are aggressive. People are inappropriate. There is a lot of anger, crying, frustration, fear, boredom, confusion, despair… but there is also hope and optimism. Strangely, I find the environment to be calming. It’s supposed to be. It worked for me.

Obviously, you can’t have shoelaces, belts, razors, scissors, cables (e.g. for charging a mobile phone), curtains (including shower curtains), locks on doors, furniture that’s too tall, windows that open more than the smallest possible crack, windows or mirrors that could be shattered… there’s a fairly comprehensive list of safety considerations.

Here’s a little picture of the space where you can get some fresh air:

Nice, isn’t it?

Well, yes it kinda is. The fact that the NHS has gone to all the expense of designing something that is – presumably – to discourage people from climbing the walls and jumping off. I guess that most people aren’t such a good climber as me though, so it works for the majority of suicidal patients.

People also have unmet needs that are fairly obvious when you observe them for a little while. As a lifelong non-smoker, it was obvious to me just how important nicotine was in the lives of almost all the patients. The hospital has been smoke free for nearly 3 weeks, which is a huge burden on staff, who must accompany patients off the hospital premises every time they need a cigarette. Yes, that’s right, need… these people are psychologically drug dependent. Nicotine is an extremely addictive drug.

Luckily I had already eliminated alcohol from my life too, 3 weeks prior to hospital admission. I actually have a working theory that that it’s the reason why I became so deeply depressed. It happened to me in 2008 as well, when I quit drinking. It’s so hard to avoid alcohol though – it’s so socially engrained – that conducting an in-vivo study has been very hard, but I’ve gathered quite a bit of excellent quality data now (I’ve agressively managed to control other variables).

Frankly, I’m a bit of an oddity. I’m completely unmedicated, abstinent from caffeine and all drugs and alcohol. I have been for a long time. I’m about as clean living as they come. A perfect test subject for an unethical experiement into whether mental health issues come about due to environment, genetics, diet, social factors, stressors etc. etc.

Why unethical? Well… quite simply, if my mood sinks too low, I will take my own life. It’s really not a choice. I don’t want to die – at the moment – but when those dark times come, I feel quite differently. You feel differently too, and that’s why you’re thinking “why?” or some version of incomprehesion. You don’t know how it feels until you’ve been there, and I really do discourage a trip to the edge of the abyss.

It’s ironic. I have no fear of death, but yet I am able to rationalise that it would be foolish to make an irreversible decision. I ride my bike through handlebar-width gaps between double-decker busses, I climb the tallest trees, jump out of aeroplanes, have my photo taken on perilous ledges with no ropes attached to me, and drive at the limit of control.

One of the staff in hospital suggested to me the other day that I could keep 1% in reserve, just in case of emergency. It actually didn’t sound too crazy.

Please support the Junior Doctors if they strike, and any other NHS workers. They deserve better pay & conditions (October 2015)

Tags: #suicide #depression #bipolar #NHS #mentalhealth #drugs #alcohol #caffeine #nicotine #frankie

25 October 2015
Two Wheels Give You Wings

This is a story about unquantifiable needs…

It takes a lot of effort to keep up with somebody in distress. If you’re not going to go the distance, you are just guessing, and you will be wrong on every conclusion drawn from lazy presumptions.

Whenever my homeless friend Frank phoned me, I would get on my bike and travel from Kentish Town to King’s Cross to meet him. This might have been rather inconvenient for me, but I had started so I was going to finish. That’s the first thing you need to know about me & Frank: we are determined people who finish what we start.

I had decided to take a trip to Prague, Czech Republic, to see a friend from the Springboard Accelerator Program, Cambridge. In so doing, I wasn’t there for Frank. The consequences for him were nearly disastrous.

Did you know you can’t keep one single solitary crab in a bucket, because it will crawl out and escape? However, you can keep two or more crabs in a bucket, because as soon as a crab tries to escape the other(s) will pull it back down into the bucket. They keep each other imprisoned. Mutually assured destruction.

Frank is a happy-go-lucky kinda guy, like me. We trust people. We give people the benefit of the doubt. We ran into some of Frank’s ‘friends‘ just before I had to catch my flight to Prague. They tried to mug me. Luckily I was streetwise enough to see what was happening and I cycled off. There was nothing else I could do. They stole Frank’s iPhone, so I couldn’t contact him. I had no idea what had happened to him.

When I got back from my trip to Prague, I got a call from Frank’s friend, Paul, saying he had just been discharged from hospital.

There was a significant disparity between Frank’s story and his hospital discharge notes. He told me he had been discharged from St. Pancras Hospital, but his discharge notes were clearly from UCLH. He told me that he had sustained a head injury, but there was no mention of that in the notes.

However, what did check out was that Frank was an alcoholic and he had gone through untreated withdrawal that could have killed him. Delirium Tremens killed the famous singer Amy Winehouse and it nearly killed Frank. The notes didn’t seem to draw much attention to the fact that he did not receive treatment for his withdrawal. I guess London hospitals see a lot of homeless alcoholics though… mainly in the morgue.

When I first met Frank, on Primrose Hill, the first thing I noticed was that he was clean shaven, well dressed, had a tidy haircut and spoke articulately. The second thing that I noticed was that he was drinking at 7am. When we went to get a cup of tea later, I noticed that he started shaking quite badly… it was time to skip the tea and get him an alcoholic drink.

Buying alcohol for an alcoholic? Had I lost my mind?

You are ignorant about the dangers of abrupt alcohol withdrawal syndrome for an alcoholic. It’s not a perfect solution, to buy them a beer, but do you really want somebody having a Grand Mal seizure and dying right in front of your eyes, because you are too stubborn to educate yourself about the damned-if-you-do-damned-if-you don’t trap that an alcoholic can’t escape.

So, alcoholics are abandoned by society, begging enough money to self-medicate for their physical dependence with the threat of horrendous withdrawal syndrome and possible death, if their blood alcohol level drops too abruptly.

How do I know this? I’ve known alcoholics, I’ve seen people get treated, I’ve read books and papers and online resources. You can do it too, if you care. It’s certainly a lot easier to be wilfully ignorant, though, and incorrectly say “why don’t they just stop drinking and use some willpower?“. It’s certainly a lot easier to not know any facts and just be wrong about everything.

What if that person was your son, daughter, brother, sister, husband, wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, friend? Just let them die, right?

Well done.

First, do no harm (October 2013)

Tags: #frank #homeless #alcohol #addiction #NHS #friends

16 October 2015