writing – Page 7 – Nick Grant

Nick Grant

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  • Spotlight

    This is a story about stage fright…

    Chess board

    I’m annoyed with myself. I feel like I’ve let myself down. I’ve squandered another great opportunity. I’ve wasted a good chance.

    For the past 23 or 24 days, I’ve been writing as much as I possibly can as fast as I possibly can. I threw caution to the wind and decided to increase my daily word count in a desperate attempt to reach a million words as quickly as possible, because the end was in sight. Nobody much wants to read 2,000+ words of rambling drivel from somebody whose sole intention is to churn out enough copy to achieve an arbitrary objective. I haven’t given enough careful consideration to what I want to say before I’ve said it. I’ve gotten swept up in the numbers and abandoned my longer-term objective of writing little self-contained pieces on specific subjects. Quality has suffered.

    I decided I wanted to write about monkey dust because it was in the newspapers. Nobody much wants to read about addiction problems, because it brings out the ugly side of human nature. We all know very well, because of demonising tabloid news articles, that addicts can become desperate and depraved and can do dreadful things. It’s impossible to write about addiction without a little of the stigma attaching itself to the author. People view you as a bit dirty and undesirable if you admit to having had substance abuse issues. It’s often better to brush any addiction issues under the carpet and pretend they never happened, for the sake of avoiding stigma and demonisation.

    I’ve written a lot about writing, which is far too meta. I’ve really gone on and on ad nauseam about my word counts and my million word goal. I’ve left my readers in absolutely no doubt about my unwavering and blinkered aim and objective, which mercifully will have been achieved in the next couple of days. 997,849 words to date, and counting.

    I’m annoyed.

    I’m annoyed because I write about all kinds of things, and sometimes I write things I’m really pleased with. Sometimes I write things and I’m pleasantly surprised to receive messages saying that I really nailed something and it resonated with my readers. It’s amazing when I write something that’s good enough for people to take the time to give me positive feedback. Feedback is a kind gift. However, annoyingly I’ve been writing for the sake of writing, just to achieve sheer volume and as a way of coping during a quite unpleasant period of my life where I’m living out of a suitcase.

    What has particularly irked me is that I’ve suddenly had a flood of new visitors to my blog, reading my stuff at a time when I feel like I’m writing really badly. I feel like people are getting a really bad impression of who I am and what makes me tick. I feel like I’m representing myself very poorly, given my recent spate of rushed and voluminous but otherwise not-very-high-quality crap that I’ve just churned out for the sake of maintaining my daily target word count.

    My ‘pinned’ Twitter post is something I wrote about my experience of regaining consciousness in hospital, after a suicide attempt. I thought it was important to pin it because I’m approaching the anniversary of that event and it weighs heavy on my mind just how crappy I’m feeling still. I’m finding it important to revisit key moments in the past few years of my life to gauge how I’m progressing; indeed to see if I’m progressing at all. I keep having moments where I feel like I’m not getting anywhere at all, and I lose hope that I’ll be able to ever have better and happier times. When I lose hope, I lose the will to live.

    I re-read my Surviving Suicide post and I was appalled at the quality. For some reason the punctuation was very strange and I’d told the story in a very odd way. It wasn’t my usual writing style at all. I was embarrassed and frustrated that a lot of people had read it when it needed thoroughly proofreading and editing. It was a poor representation of both the experience and the quality – or lack thereof – of my prose.

    It seems totally impossible to predict when and what will engage with people on social media. Sometimes I sit down and write something which seems rambling and ranty to me, but is very well received. Sometimes I write something that’s throwaway and it sparks an unexpectedly huge response.

    After my suicide attempt last year, I was very unwell. I found myself discharged from hospital with no support and a whole heap of problems to deal with – I was missing my wallet, mobile phone, laptop and other devices which would allow me to get in contact with anybody. My medications had all been taken to hospital and I had to go to my doctor to re-obtain prescriptions for everything. I had to use my passport – my only form of ID – to get cash and replace my phone. It was all a very big ask of somebody who’d just survived a suicide attempt and was totally alone in an unfamiliar city. The stress and abrupt cessation of the medications which were keeping me mentally stable, tipped me into outright insanity.

    A great number of people had been worried – quite rightly – about my safety and wellbeing. For several days there wasn’t a lot of information freely circulating about whether I’d survived my suicide attempt or not. I feel very frustrated and upset that I was then subsequently too unwell to communicate very effectively. The ordeal I went through post-hospital-discharge destroyed a lot of my opportunity to comport myself with any dignity and give a good impression of myself; to connect with concerned and caring people.

    In the 11+ intervening months between then and now, I’ve managed to gain some rhythm and routine and greatly stabilise myself. My life is vastly improved. Although I’m still living somewhere with very few friends and no family – no local connections – I’ve got secure housing and more financial security, at least. I’ve spent almost all of the last 11 months free from medication and substance abuse and my mental health has been comparatively stable. To be unmedicated and functional, and to have been able to keep writing throughout the journey, is something I’m very proud of. To have worked hard, held down jobs and finished important projects is something which is great for my confidence. The achievements of the past 11 months give me hope that I’ll be able to have a better quality of life in the not-too-distant future.

    Another great big surge of blog visitors was precipitated by a tweet which unexpectedly seemed to hit a nerve. Again, I’ve been left feeling ill-prepared to capitalise on the opportunity which presented itself; I’ve not communicated effectively. I was thoroughly caught on the hop.

    What I had wanted to do was to reach my arbitrary million word target, then to have a consolidation period where I’d write at a more leisurely pace and attempt to increase the quality. Only then would I perhaps start to talk about how I’d reached my million-word goal. I didn’t want anybody to really see that the final sprint to the finish line was done in a rather ugly and ungainly fashion. I feel like somebody who’s started telling a joke, only to realise that they’ve forgotten the punchline.

    It’s now 998,772 words, by the way.

    What exactly is the punchline of this joke anyway? Clearly having a million-word suicide note is something that’s caught people’s eye, but it’s not a suicide note unless I kill myself, is it? Irony of ironies, having a massive flood of supportive messages from all corners of the globe has turned my sense of isolation and loneliness into happiness that I’ve managed to connect with so many people. Nothing could be better than something so positive that’s almost completely unexpected.

    I’d psychologically prepared myself for a general “meh!” response to my million word achievement, but I hadn’t imagined that I’d get a massive response before I even reached 1-million words.

    From what I’ve experienced of the battle to be heard – noticed – things are always much much harder than you could ever have imagined, and when you do manage to get a bit of exposure that you think will propel you to stardom, fame and fortune, the result is always incredibly disappointing. Having something you wrote retweeted by an account with millions of followers doesn’t result in a huge surge of readers suddenly devouring every bit of content you ever wrote. Getting mentioned in the media doesn’t bring vast numbers of intrigued visitors; doen’t generate hundreds and thousands of new fans. It’s a tough gig getting noticed and being heard.

    “What are you going to do when the spotlight’s on you? What have you got to say that’s so important?”

    These are good questions. When you get your 5-minutes of fame, what are you going to do with it? Why should anybody listen to you? Why do you deserve to be on stage? Why should anybody share their platform with you? What have you got to say that’s interesting and different and profound and original and witty and funny?

    Of course, you might find that when you suddenly find yourself holding the microphone, your mind goes blank. BZZZT! NEXT! YOU’RE RUBBISH! GET OFF!! GET OUT OF MY FACE!! LOSER!!!

    One of the reasons why I don’t really tweet is that I like to compose my thoughts in reclusive isolation, and to then share them when I feel like they’re fully-formed. Instead of delivering a series of 280-character soundbites and having the distraction of wondering how each one is being received, and the subsequent discussion that follows, I can dump 2,000 words out into the world in a single lump, and then forget about it. I’m getting things off my chest with very little discourse and dialogue. In a way, I’m lecturing. It’s been easier to get to this point without getting sidetracked in the comments section.

    I always had a strong belief that having the weight of a vast amount of published content behind me would give me more credibility. While I might have undermined my own credibility with periods when I’ve been writing rubbish, the sheer volume of my creative output is hard to overlook. To keep writing and publishing and not really worrying too much about the hit-and-miss nature of things, is the only way to keep moving forwards and to become prolific enough to be notable. Perhaps my writing is all of dubious quality, but through sheer perseverance I’m getting somewhere.

    999,310 words.

    Some time ago I decided that 700 words was the sweet spot for a blog post – not too short and not too long. Yes, sometimes people want the occasional long read, but most of the time they like to catch up regularly and stay up to date, and that requires nice short, sharp, concise and thoughtfully composed blog posts.

    I am now within 700 words of the finish line.

    This is amazing.

    Tomorrow, I can reach my goal at a leisurely pace. Tomorrow is the day when I want readers to be with me; crossing the line with me. Tomorrow is the culmination of 1,082 days writing an average of 924 words. Tomorrow, my arbitrary goal is finally achieved and my “headline” number has been reached.

    Tomorrow I will write something good, I promise.

    The pressure.

    So. Much. Pressure.

    The spotlight is on me.

    Will I choke? Will I have stage fright and be unable to utter a word?

    I so want to write something good.

     

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  • Poseur

    This is a story about seeking the approval of strangers…

    Black and white

    I’ve made it my mission to write a blog post every day which begins with “this is a story about” and has a photograph. My photographs are not edited in any way – usually – and my writing is as candid and raw as I can possibly dare to be. The whole thing is supposed to be unfiltered in an attempt to give an insight into my troubled mind, as I navigate mental health problems, addiction issues and suicidal thoughts. The guiding principle is that I could quickly wind up dead, so I need to document what’s going on.

    It occurs to me that what I’m doing might seem a little contrived. Indeed a BBC journalist told me that I seem to have engineered every part of my story as part of some masterplan; a publicity stunt to draw attention to the issues of homelessness, addiction and mental health, as well as austerity, poverty and my other pet subjects. If I’ve lived my life in an attempt to provide a real-world demonstration of the difficulties which so many members of society are struggling with, I promise you that I’ve been doing a high-wire trapeze act with no safety net. It’s not as if I’ve ever been able to scuttle back to some comfortable existence when things have gotten particularly unbearably awful. I surely could never have known that I’d survive a suicide attempt which should have been fatal, could I?

    I was watching a BBC documentary last night and decided to send out a tweet about Stopping Male Suicide[s]. I genuinely felt like it would be met with the ‘usual’ response which greets my daily blog posts – a handful of die-hard regular readers would ‘like’ it and that would be that. I was feeling desperately lonely, because I’m currently living in a hotel for several nights a week, and my weekends are spent alone in a place where I only have a couple of friends. I spend the vast majority of my evenings and weekends all on my own. I rarely speak to anybody on the phone. To be precise, I’ve spoken to 3 friends on the telephone and I’ve met up with 2 friends in person, in the last month. That’s pretty damn isolated and reclusive. So, perhaps I could be forgiven for feeling a little as if I don’t really exist on anybody’s radar.

    The response I received on Twitter was breathtaking. My phone kept pinging and pinging. I was gobsmacked.

    I guess I’m writing this because I feel bad; I feel terrible that I was feeling so sorry for myself and so alone, when in fact I’m extremely well connected via social media. I’m very fortunate that I’ve managed to make the acquaintance of so many people via the internet, and so many people read what I write and care. So many people were prepared to take the time to reach out; to send messages of support. I have that and perhaps I’d taken it for granted, because when I sent that tweet I genuinely didn’t think many people would read and respond. I suppose I shouldn’t feel bad, because people sent messages to try to make me feel better – which I did – not to make me feel guilty.

    Is it really terrible that it gave me a huge boost, that I received a great big flood of messages of support? Is it terrible that my sense of isolation and loneliness was almost instantly replaced by the sensation of being cared for by a seemingly vast number of people all over the world? Is it awful that the attention made me feel better?

    I really promise you that my behaviour wasn’t attention seeking per se.

    There’s something vulgar about overtly seeking attention, isn’t there? There’s something we find distasteful about it. Perhaps it’s because I genuinely felt so lonely – in that drab and dreary hotel room – that my tweet resonated with people; it had a ring of truth about it. If I’d put up a selfie with the hashtag “new profile pic” or whatever it is that people do when they’re feeling a bit unloved and glum, then it would have been a turn-off. I feel really bad when I see social media posts which are perhaps designed to elicit a response, going ignored. I wonder how damaging it must be for a person to seek attention and not receive it.

    “The world’s longest suicide note” is attention-grabbing. My blog didn’t start out life as such. I started writing about “fighting stigma” and “raising awareness” of mental health issues, before realising that I was very sick and my life was in danger, forcing me to change tack. I am, however, aware that it’s quite a deliberate and premeditated act to write and publish so publicly. I wouldn’t say that my struggles are a literary device and the whole debacle is conceited, but it would be disingenuous of me to claim that I never think about how what I write is going to be received. I could, after all, simply keep a private journal if the writing was the only important thing, not the publishing.

    I wrestle with the conflicting parts of my cultural upbringing. The Brit in me is stoic and has a stiff upper-lip; emotionally reserved and regards gushing oversharing as somewhat gauche. However, I’m also a netizen – I’ve lived my life online since my teens and immersed myself in the world’s online communities. There’s a bold optimism on the ‘net which seems to be everything I’ve ever admired about the USA and the North American people; a kind of New World attitude which eschews the stuffy ‘know your place’ subservience instilled in ordinary Europeans who’ve known so many centuries of monarchic rule. On the ‘net it’s OK to be yourself and to share your innermost thoughts and feelings. Indeed, the ‘net thrives on the emotional spectacle that’s created when we cast aside our inhibitions and our carefully crafted masks.

    Whatever I write will never be good enough in civilised British society, filled with sneering public schoolboys who’ll pull you up on your bad grammar and guffaw about your lack of knowledge of the dead languages of ancient antiquity. The British have an incredible knack of giving a person a withering look, which expressly conveys the message that you should get back to the factory and the slums where you belong, pleb.

    On the ‘net anybody can be somebody. While Penguin now famously will not even consider a book manuscript from an author without a degree, anybody can publish online without having to kowtow to elitist whims. There’s a meritocracy to the ‘net which allows the ordinary likes of you and I to reach an audience and to be heard, if only we’re bold and brave enough to share our creative output.

    I fret that I’ve got no style and I’ve got no substance. I worry that although I’ve built my social media following, I’m abusing it for egotistical reasons or even taking it for granted. I worry that I might be a fake. I worry that I’m wasting people’s time when there are other far more talented and deserving folks out there, who are desperate for their slice of airtime.

    I worry that I’m just an attention whore.

    Out of the vast number of wonderful messages I received in a great avalanche during the past 24 hours, the theme that stands out to me, is that I’ve far exceeded the reach that I ever dreamed possible and now I need to decide: do I make things all about me and abuse the attention for the benefit of my own ego, or do I attempt to exert a positive influence in the lives of others, given my privileged position?

    I’ve written with casual disregard for anybody. I’ve written because I needed to write. I’ve written because it’s served me very well, to dump my brain down onto a page and get my thoughts into a more structured and ordered form.

    I don’t feel as if I’m able to start producing well-written articles which would serve as a roadmap for lost souls. I’m still very lost myself, but I definitely recognise that it’s useful sometimes to stumble upon something which puts into words the way that you’re thinking and feeling; relatable content. Somehow, we discover voices which echo our own, and people who’ve had similar life experiences, and it makes us feel better. There’s a great reluctance to write and publish our most unflattering things publicly, so when we discover somebody who’s writing with raw authenticity, it can be greatly comforting to know that the world isn’t entirely populated by people with perfect lives. I imagine that the best thing I can do – for now – is to keep writing with as much candid honesty as I can.

    I feel a great deal of pressure to follow up on the enormous flood of support that I received on Twitter, with something quite meaningful and profound. I’ve spent quite a lot of time thinking about what I’m going to write today, although that might not be particularly discernable from the text.

    Having beavered away in relative obscurity writing – to date – 997,340 words on this blog, there’s a huge temptation to ditch the comparatively unrewarding task of creating lengthy blog posts in favour of milking Twitter for attention. I’ve been accused at times of keeping myself in a mentally ill and suicidal state, for reasons of attention seeking, which I find pretty offensive but I guess I need to answer my critics. I guess it’s up to the reader to decide whether I’ve spent 3 years of my life writing so much, simply for the quick thrill of getting a bunch of likes and comments on a tweet, or whether I’ve actually been genuinely fighting for my life the whole time and I just happen to have documented the whole thing as a survival strategy.

    It’s quite a depressing thought, to imagine that somebody’s so conceited that they’d write a million-word suicide note and actually attempt suicide, just for a bit of attention.

    In closing, though, I must say that the attention really helped. I feel so loved and cared for. I’m really grateful for all the lovely messages of support. Thank you.

     

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  • 9,500 Words To Go

    This is a story about summit fever…

    Hawaiian mountain

    I’m writing an average of 1,900 words per day at the moment, which rather pleasingly works out to be exactly 5 days to reach my 1-million word target on August 25th. I’ll be finished about 12 days ahead of schedule.

    The finishing is important. So many projects get started but never finished. There are so many abandoned blogs where the author just got bored after the initial excitement. There are so many uncompleted novel manuscripts. If you never finish, you’ll never publish. Publish or perish.

    If you’re a bird, there’s no point only having one wing, or tiny little wings. Even bad wings are better than wings which don’t allow you to fly at all. At least if you’ve got something that’s a bit rough, you can improve on it.

    Creating software forces you to finish stuff. Your software won’t work at all unless there’s a beginning, a middle and an end. An unfinished manuscript can fool you into thinking that it’s going to be perfect, but it’ll never be perfect unless you write all the way to the end. Striving for perfection can stop you ever completing a project. Done is better than perfect.

    I thought it would be funny to write more words than there are in the Bible. The King James Bible has 783,000 words in it and it’s not exactly a page-turner, so I don’t feel like what I’ve written is complete crap, because my creation is organised into lots of little sections. Somewhere buried in the 990,500 words I’ve published during the last 3 years, there’s some good stuff. Sure, there’s a lot of repetition and rubbish, but that’s what you’d expect from a single author churning stuff out at high-speed. Producing a large volume and having the discipline to write every day is an OK place to start if you’re an aspiring author – the blank page and the daunting prospect of completing an entire work of literature is otherwise too daunting if you’ve never successfully managed to finish anything more than crappy poems and short stories.

    “Why do people climb mountains?” is a question oft-responded with “because they’re there” but that’s not everything you need to know about climbing mountains. One reason to climb them is because it’s amazing that simply putting one foot in front of the other, slowly, slowly inching your way up the steep incline, eventually leads to the summit. Reaching a mountain summit is an incredible experience of achievement and wonder that a comparatively tiny human could get to the top of such towering peaks. From the summit of a mountain, you can look down at the path you took to get up there and marvel at how far and how high you’ve travelled.

    One reason to keep a journal is because of the pleasure of seeing all the pages full of your handwriting, and building up your collection of journals over the years. The more completed diaries and journals you amass, the greater the sense of achievement. There’s a great deal of pride about having created someting – made your mark – when you see that stack of bound pages.

    The blog is the modern equivalent of the journal, except of course that it’s usually public from the start. The huge advantage of writing on a computer is that your creative output has already been digitised – nobody’s going to have to type it up. I imagine that many journal-writers dream of one day turning their journals into a memoir or otherwise doing something with the vast amount of words they’ve produced, but they never will because of the enormity of the task. Nobody’s going to sit down and struggle with your handwriting unless you become very very famous, and even then it’ll probably only be some poor archivist who has to catalogue your stuff before it’s stored and never looked at again. At least a public blog is a living document that’s available for anybody to stumble upon and dip into. Blogs are Google’able and sometimes a blog can be the top hit when doing a Google search.

    During my 3-year writing project I’ve averaged 900 words per day, but I’ve been writing more than twice that amount during the last 20 days. I’ve seen the finish line and I’m sprinting towards it. I’ve got summit fever and I’m desperate to reach the top of the mountain after over 1,000 days slogging away.

    I’ve tackled my goal with a siege mentality. I’ve avoided being drawn into discussion. I’ve avoided approval seeking. I’ve tried not to worry too much about quality and to get too fussy. To say that I’ll do some editing later is ludicrous. Most of what I’ve written is fairly throwaway, but that doesn’t mean it’s been easy. It shouldn’t be underestimated, the difficulty of one single author writing and publishing 1-million words, which need to be at least of the minimum quality deemed acceptable for public consumption. If I was writing total garbage, that wouldn’t be anything to be proud of. There’d be no sense of achievement if I’d written total crap.

    Somewhere – around the middle – of my 3-year odyssey, I wrote a novel which I think is reasonably good. That novel is 54,000 words long. I should probably subtract those 54,000 words from the cumulative total, because I plan to remove the draft manuscript from this blog at some point. I wrote 42,000 of a second novel, which I could finish at some point but I’m not pleased with a lot of what I wrote, so I might just bin it and start again.

    I’ve deleted A LOT of blog posts. When I first started I wanted to write really good stuff, so I would delete thousands of words which were a bit rambling and meandering. When I started to get unwell I wrote vast amounts with manic intensity. When I was feeling threatened and insecure I wrote a huge number of things driven by those unhappy feelings. When I got angry, frustrated and upset with people, I wrote passive-aggressive attacks. Some of the regrettable stuff I’ve written has been deleted, and some of it I’ve preserved because the whole point of my project was to capture every bit of the entire spectrum of mood swings, mental health problems, addiction problems, relationship problems, work problems, money problems, housing problems and every other thing that’s been going on in my chaotic life. I decided to write my stream-of-consciousness with candid honesty and emotional rawness, and not particularly worry about whether I was making a fool of myself.

    I was wondering whether to pop a champagne cork to celebrate the achievement of reaching 1-million words, or whether that’s a little ridiculous considering how much of a rough diamond my artwork is. There’s so much I could be upset about – that my blog contains things which are very unflattering; that there are many tens of thousands of words which were written when I was seriously unwell, and barely able to string a sentence together. I could get quite depressed about how far from perfection my creation is – it’s not as if I’ve managed to produce 20 high-quality fully edited and fully proofread novels which are ready for publication; I’ve produced just ONE novel that I’m happy with in the whole 3 years, and it needs a good edit.

    Thinking about how unwell I’ve been and some pretty catastrophic things which have happened, it’s remarkable that I have managed to write 900 words. Every. Single. Day.

    If you dip into what I’ve written at random, it’s surprising how much of it reads OK. I find it very hard to read, because I’m reminded of the difficulties I was going through at the time. My life isn’t perfect, but it’s certainly a lot better than it has been during awful periods over the last 3 years. I cringe with embarrassment that I continued to write without a filter when I was extremely unwell, which of course exposes me and makes me vulnerable – it’s plain for all to see that I was suffering from very strange thoughts and ideas; my sickness is quite apparent and I’m a little appalled that it was me who wrote some of the things I’ve written. I could have hidden the bad side of myself. I could have attempted to continue to pretend like everything was fine and present a fake image, but I’m glad I’ve been consistent in the way I write. I think people need to see what’s really going on beneath the surface. People have been sympathetic and kind.

    Making myself so vulnerable by documenting all my struggles was a huge gamble. It’s hard to know what would have happened if I didn’t, but I feel like writing every day has given me structure and purpose. I feel like having this project and this goal has given me something I can work on even when I’ve been unable to work. Being able to produce and create is important for self esteem and a sense of achievement. I think I’d be much more depressed if I didn’t have this huge volume of work I’ve produced, as a testament to my own industriousness and ingenuity. Perhaps it’s not an original idea, and perhaps it’s not a great contribution to the vast mountain of words which are published every day, but it shouldn’t be underestimated. That I’ve done it through the highs and lows of a very challenging 3 years of life is a huge achievement.

    It’s unlikely that my vast repository of words could ever directly be turned into a useful resource for people who are struggling with mental health problems, addiction, and general difficulties with debts and suchlike, but the process of writing so much has creating a writing habit and given me a written voice which flows very easily from my brain onto the page. If I take some time to rest and recuperate, I imagine that I will be able to use my toned writing muscles and stamina to be able to produce whatever I want with relative ease; certainly a lot easier than it would be if I hadn’t had so much practice.

    Perhaps I’ve gotten into bad habits. Perhaps I should’ve gone on a creative writing course. Perhaps I should’ve produced vast quantities of bad poetry and short stories to cut my teeth. Certainly, my two attempts at novel writing have taught me that I’m a bit of a one-trick pony. Perhaps you think it’s easy to write about your thoughts and opinions and express them clearly. If you read my stuff and you think what I do is easy, then I’m really pleased, because I set out from the beginning to develop a writing style that would appear effortless. I’ve attempted to write using simplified language, which was a style I had to learn. It’s easy to write dense impenetrable text which is off-putting to the reader, but appears as if the author is very intelligent and the writing was very difficult. To make things look effortless is a sign that a person is mastering their art. Of course, I’m aware that I could also just look like a pretentious idiot, spouting complete rubbish.

    Well, I’m getting close to my daily word count target. I really didn’t want to do diary-style daily journal entries and just write until some arbitrary point where I decided to stop. The bulk of what I’ve written are little bite-size self-contained nuggets. The bulk of what I’ve written is coherent, at least on a given day for a given title and topic. These past 20 days I’ve just pounded out as many words as I can, because I’m so desperate to reach 1-million words.

    I’m sorry, dear reader, that I’ll have spent the best part of 3 weeks bombarding you with 46,000 words which were written with the sole objective of reaching my goal as quickly as possible. If you’ve stuck with me this far, that’s super kind and awesome of you, and I hope to reward you with some more well-considered and higher quality efforts, which I’ll be aiming to keep below 700 words per day, as opposed to my 2,000+ word rambling meandering waffle.

    Can’t wait for this final phase to be over.

     

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  • Work Colleague Found My Blog

    This is a story about living a double life…

    Blurry laptop

    The other day a colleague told me that he’d Google’d the meaning of the semicolon tattoo behind my ear. “What does it mean?” he asked me, feigning ignorance. I told him that it’s to do with programming and I had the tattoo done in Silicon Valley, which is perfectly true. Of course, I’m only able to survive because I’m economical with the truth. There isn’t a section on my CV which lists all the hospitals I’ve been admitted to in recent years. There isn’t a section on my CV which lists episodes of mental illness. If nobody asks me why should I tell anybody?

    There’s a wide long corridor at the office which has its walls covered with posters encouraging us to speak up about mental health issues. “It’s OK to talk” the posters claim. What the posters don’t say is that it’s OK to talk as long as you’ve got the mild kind of mental illness which elicits sympathy, not terror. Being a bit blue sometimes and taking the occasional duvet day is not a big problem, but fully-blown episodes of mania, replete with paranoia and delusions is going to see you quickly ejected from the office before you have a chance to say “but you said it was OK to talk”.

    It’s OK to talk about the more palatable side of mental illness – mild anxiety and depression – but the kind which is so debilitating that it renders a person completely unable to work, is met with a hostile response. To begin with there is some sympathy and interest. However, it doesn’t take long for people to become compassion fatigued. “I’d like a day off when I don’t feel like working” is what people soon start saying, as levels of resentment grow. Offices are fit in or fuck off kind of places, where behaviour is only tolerated within a very narrow band of deviation from the norm. Even an annoying laugh or a cough can be grating in the office and people can get extremely angry and upset about things which appear to be tiny and insignificant. Pay rises, promotions, job titles, special privileges, holidays and perceived differences in workload and effort, all feed into a bubbling cauldron of toxic feelings which remain festering and unvented, brewing and fortifying over the very many years through which people are chained to their desks.

    I can never fully disguise the fact I’m not well and I’ve been through some difficult times. It was a bold move to choose to mark my skin in a visible area with a tattoo which is widely known for its meaning as a symbol of mental health problems, suicide, self harm, alcoholism and substance abuse. In the 3 years since I had that tattoo, only one colleague had ever commented, and that was to tell me that I could talk to him any time. Little over a month later he completely blanked me and refused to answer phone calls, texts, emails or other attempts to contact him – he’d told a colleague about my blog and they decided to screw me over; to rip me off and breach contract, owing me a lot of money.

    Another colleague at a different organisation found my blog. One day he asked me if I wear contact lenses, to which I replied that I don’t. He then asked me about wearing glasses, which was quite telling because I never wear glasses at work. He seems like a good guy – so far as I know my secret is safe with him.

    At the place where I currently work, the thing I always dreaded has happened: I’ve been directly confronted about the meaning of my tattoo. It’s something I’d always anticipated so I had my pre-prepared answer about the semicolon being an important symbol to a programmer – having been writing C, C++ and Java for 24 years – and the extra significance of having my tattoo done in the Mission/Castro area of San Francisco.

    I kinda revel a little bit in my newfound bad boy image. Having had a 21+ year career as an IT professional working for large organisations, there’s not a lot of room for bad behaviour before you screw up your employment prospects. One single black mark, such as a bankruptcy or a criminal record, and you’ll never work for big companies ever again. If the gatekeepers had their way and they were allowed to invade my privacy to their heart’s content, they’d have slammed the door in my face a long time ago. My problems are not the nice mild kind where I’d be permitted to do a bit of light-hearted whinging in the office. My problems are not the kind which are permitted in the stale, dry, plain, boring and uninteresting beige thoroughly dull world which I inhabit from Monday to Friday, 9 to 5.

    It makes me nervous occasionally that my cover could be blown and somebody could see through my infallible disguise. It makes me kinda nervous that I have this huge repository of all the juicy details which Human Resources would dearly love to get their hands on so that they have the ammunition to discriminate, stigmatise, and otherwise abuse my right to live my life free from prejudice and ostracism.

    The longer I manage to keep delivering successful projects, high quality work and impressing my colleagues, the safer I become from any witch-hunt if my blog is discovered, along with the very many unpalatable truths for a group of people who’s sole mission in life seems to be to keep the riff-raff at bay. Anybody who doesn’t walk, talk, look and smell just like them is not welcome – your face has to fit if you want to earn big bucks and have a comfortable and rewarding career. There aren’t a lot of facial piercings, wild haircuts or indeed any expressions of individuality in the organisations where I work, because they work very hard to block anybody who doesn’t fit the mould at the door.

    My mask slips occasionally, of course. I struggle with the fixed and inflexible office hours which are homogenised for the neurotypical early birds. I struggle with the uniform and consistent plodding pace. I struggle with all the one-size-fits-all unwritten rules, which are perfectly OK for the conformists to conform to, but sometimes cause me a great deal of suffering.

    I try not to be too outspoken. I try not to get passionate about anything. I give away as little possible about my personal life. I certainly don’t ever relax and be myself – I’m always tense and on high alert. I try to just focus on making a good job of relatively small and non-contentious pieces of work, and busying myself with pointless tasks to occupy my time. I work very hard to act as if I’m a normal beige boring ordinary complaint non-contentious non-complaining typical office working drone. In essence, I spend most of my 8 hours a day attempting to keep my mouth shut and reining in all of my natural instincts. I spend most of my working day battling with my impulse to either walk out and never come back, or to start tearing things to pieces and doing bold and brave things. I have to bite my lip and hold my tongue. I’m not used to being like that, but it’s the only way I’m able to stay off the radar and keep my job.

    The last place I worked, a colleague took enough of an interest in me to Google me, find my website and read my blog. At the last place I had a wobbly period and I had to take quite a bit of time off work. I was acutely aware that I was incredibly exposed, because the reasons why I was struggling and sick were laid bare for anybody to see. Thankfully, I was given the benefit of the doubt and I was able to leave that organisation and that project with a feather in my cap – good job well done.

    This time, I get the feeling that this new colleague who’s taken an interest is not doing so for benign reasons. I definitely have the impression that he’s threatened and is looking for some weakness to exploit, to undermine me. I definitely don’t feel good about him pressing me to answer him about the meaning of my tattoo, especially when he made it very clear that he’d already Google’d the meaning.

    In a lot of ways, this is like a test. I’m putting all my baggage and issues on public display to see what kind of people there are in the world. Nasty people will gleefully take the ammunition and use it against me. Nice people will see how vulnerable I am, and will use the information wisely and in a caring manner. Sure, I can get hurt and that might be a reason to protect myself more, but if people are determined enough to find a chink in your armour, they’re going to go out of their way to try to hurt you, even if they have to invent bad stuff on the basis of pure conjecture and their nasty little minds.

    Honesty is such a good policy to weed out bad nasty people. Honesty works so incredibly well at differentiating between friend and foe. It’s possible to see in someone’s eyes whether they’re giddy and drunk with the possibility of misusing the truth and honesty to screw you over, or indeed whether the honesty and vulnerability is instilling a reaction of kindness and compassion – you can really see it in the eyes, whether a person is an evil fuck or they’re nice.

    I also enjoy being in the position where I’ve laid everything bare for anybody to see, such that nobody can shame, embarrass or otherwise use things against me, which most people would keep as closely guarded secrets. I’ve already published the gory details my deepest darkest thoughts, feelings and experiences, so none of it has any power over me – it’s in the public domain. It’s laughable to think that you’d be able to bully or tease me about something which I own and have told the world about, such that any nasty person would be simply stating the obvious in a patently ridiculous way, like attempting to laugh at a proud openly gay person for being gay. It’s nonsensical.

    More and more, I feel proud that I’ve done the brave thing of publishing everything which I’d previously kept secret, and making it so public. I feel proud of both my identities, even if I haven’t been able to unify them yet. Of course, my identities are implicitly unified, because it’s my face and it’s my name. It’s only sheer laziness which means the gatekeepers have not yet unearthed this treasure trove; and of course the fact that they’d never expect in a million years that anybody would be so foolish as to simply hand over all the truths which most of us keep as closely guarded secrets.

    Our privacy is increasingly infringed and we are spied upon around the clock by the ubiquitous digital devices that surround us. Our government spies on ordinary law-abiding citizens and even shares that information with prospective employers, such that trade union activists can become black-balled and unemployable, despite never breaking a single law. Our love of free email, free social media, free photo sharing and other ‘free’ services, is also our undoing – we’re easy to snoop on and you can be completely certain that your digital identity has been examined by a gatekeeper, intent on digging up some dirt on you.

    Overall, I believe I’ve had 3 or 4 work colleagues maliciously abuse my trust by using my candid honesty against me, and I’ve had 1 who seems benign. Not great numbers, but I believe that overall the net result has been to get rid of toxic people and avoid exploitation, and hopefully I’m getting better quality closer friendships.

    As a mechanism to stay in touch and keep friends updated, I would say that this blog has been a rip-roaring success. I can’t see any other way that I’d have been able to maintain a toe-hold in normal life if I hadn’t decided to ‘go public’. It’s unconventional and it certainly jeopardises my employability, but anybody who’s read my blog looking for the bad stuff is obviously a bad person, so good riddance.

    In the place where I live I’ve fallen out with 3 people, but I’ve made at least 5 friends, and there’s honesty underpinning all of it. If you don’t like the version of me you see on the pages of this blog, what the hell are you doing? What do you expect? I’m not a fictitious character: this is me.

    There have been some regrettable moments which I’ve documented in my usual stream-of-consciousness way, and those periods have shown me in a very unflattering light. There’s a lot written here that’s not what people ordinarily share. I’ve made myself very exposed; vulnerable. That’s the point. It’s all here, warts and all.

    I was supposed to be seeing my former work colleague who’s been reading my blog this evening. Perhaps we will become closer friends now that we don’t work together. Things have worked out OK.

     

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  • Quantity Not Quality

    This is a story about churn…

    Scrap bikes

    The Matthew Effect is applicable to authors, bloggers and people who have Twitter accounts, insofar as those who have bestselling books, popular blogs and lots of Twitter followers will find it a lot easier to get even more book deals, advertising and sponsorship and turn themselves into a famous celebrity influencer, with the accompanying financial rewards. It’s worth giving away your content for free so you can rise up through the charts and reach the top ten, where people will then assume you got there through merit, and your place will be cemented.

    Of course, who has the time and the money to invest in such a risky loss-making venture purely in the hope that they will be able to one day rise to the top? People will buy and books at the top of the charts just because other people do. The things that are popular, are popular because they’re popular – it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy once the initial seed is sown. This is why it makes sense to buy lots of copies of your own book, to artificially advance your position in the charts to the point where real book buyers will start to take an interest, purely because of chart position.

    “For to every one who has will more be given, and he will have abundance” — Matthew 25:29

    Or in other words, the rich get richer and the poor get poorer.

    Because of the very great number of people who’d prefer to write books than to flip burgers and clean toilets, the competition is fierce. One must remember that every spoiled brat with rich parents has the option of choosing much more fun and rewarding careers in the creative arts, as opposed to ordinary folks who have to work for a living. Not possessing the financial means to self-promote can be initially limiting – having to bootstrap and do things on a shoestring budget. Who has the energy and the leisure time to spend many hours every day, not only creating content but also promoting it and building a brand? Most people are far too busy working and raising children to be able to mess around with rich-people’s hobbies like writing.

    If you want to get noticed you have to lay down some impressive headline numbers. You need to catch people’s eye and invoke the Matthew Effect. Nobody’s going to stick around and read your crap or buy your book if they think you’re just one of the ordinary struggling masses. You need to have X thousands of Twitter followers and X published works to prove your worth and be worthy of consideration by a harshly dismissive general public who are bombarded endlessly with crap churned out by a brigade of rich spoiled brats.

    I’m churning out crap but that’s because I’m trying to get through the final 2 weeks of my 3-year journey – to reach my target of writing and publishing 1-million words on this website.

    Google knows I’ve done things the hard way. Google knows that my content is original. Google has algorithms which effectively check for plagiarism. Google harshly punishes any websites which have ripped off content from elsewhere by ranking those pages very low. Gone are the bad old days of content aggregation sites cluttering up Google’s search results in a desperate attempt to trick people into clicking and viewing adverts. Nowadays, the only way to get people to click is with clickbait, which requires real content. Google loves real content. If you write thousands of words every day then Google thinks you’re great and will give your website a high page rank.

    Twitter thinks I’m the enemy. Of the 140 characters (now 280) which I could use for my tweets, I only use a tiny fraction on average. Twitter would call me a blogospammer because most of my tweets are just links to my blog. Twitter would view me as a leech on their community, because I’m taking people away from Twitter – and away from their adverts – and onto my website. Twitter wants you to stay on Twitter, and keep looking at Twitter for as long as possible. Twitter knows, quite correctly, that I’m neither invested in the platform nor am I doing my part to keep other people glued to the platform. If I had published all of the 978,000 words I’ve written to date on Twitter then I’d be very heavily invested in the platform and at the mercy of Twitter. Barely 3% of what I’ve written in the past 3 years has been published on Twitter. Twitter feels like it’s getting a bum deal and Twitter hates me, because Twitter brings me readers, not vice-versa. Twitter would very much like to own me and my content, but it doesn’t.

    Every online behemoth wants to get bigger off the back of your effort and creativity. The big boys keep getting bigger and bigger, while anybody attempting to ‘get a break’ and establish themselves today will find that they’re simply drowned in a sea of noise. To invest substantial amounts of time, effort and money into building a brand, readers, followers etc. on a big platform like Twitter is a waste of time – all it does is benefit the tech giants. The more you invest, the more committed you are to the platform you’ve chosen.

    In some ways I wish I’d chosen Medium.com 3 years ago, because there’s a huge Medium community, which is great for being discovered by new readers. Medium have a mechanism for writers to be able to monetise their content, which is great, but your average internet user has become so accustomed to having high quality content for free, that far less than 0.5% of potential readers would be prepared to pay. With eyeballs in short supply – because they’re all busily looking at clickbait on BuzzFeed – the number of people you could ever hope would read your precious content dwindles to a depressingly small amount.

    Of course, if you’re producing something great, which is really what people want to read, then you’re going to have tons of readers. However, are you going to make the editorial effort to publish at a very high standard, when what you’re doing is an exhausting loss-making hobby anyway? Only the rich spoiled brats can afford to kid themselves that what they’re doing is some kind of job and that one day they might turn their unprofitable ego-project into any kind of profitable endeavour. For those of us who write because this is a cheap hobby, and one of the forms of artistic creativity where entry is not barred by gatekeepers and financial barriers, why would we compromise our artistic principles by writing BuzzFeed clickbait? For sure, I could be writing “12 Surprising Things you didn’t know about Bipolar Disorder” clickbait which proved very popular when I once did an experiment, but then my unpaid second job really would feel just like a job, rather than an outlet for my frustrated creative talents.

    In my day job, which pays the bills, I hardly ever get to be creative. I almost never get the opportunity to work on an incredibly massive truly epic barely-comprehendible project like this. I can hack away to my heart’s content at this, churning out my words until my itch is well and truly scratched.

    My day job is incredibly frustrating. I work on big complicated projects as a part of huge teams, in massive organisations. Getting along with my team is more important than being a wild untamed artistic spirit, and creativity is the first thing to suffer in such an environment. Very rarely is there an opportunity for me to simply sit at the keyboard and let rip for any substantial amount of time.

    When my day job was just a hobby – as I was teaching myself how to be a programmer – I was free to embed myself in vast virtual worlds which I had created. I was free to follow my artistic whims and create whatever I felt like. I was immersed in my creative output. I probably wrote as much computer code as the million words I’ve almost written and published on this website. The thing about computer code is: it has to be ordered and logical and syntactically perfect for it to work. There’s a poetic beauty well-written code, when it’s written to be as concise and efficient as possible. There’s also an addictive quality to code, which demands the coder to imagine how it all pieces together. It’s sometimes more fun to read the code and think about how it works than to even run the program and see it working.

    Now I hardly write any code.

    I could write code and be paid very well for it, but I’m paid a lot more to not write code. There are a lot of organisations who want to pay me just to have me around. There’s an inverse relationship between creativity and remuneration. Artists earn an average of £10,000 per annum. Junior programmers might earn double that amount. The top people in tech – who hardly write any code – are paid 6-figure salaries. Go figure. It’s very frustrating when you’re good at something and you’re a creative person, but it pays a lot better to just sit at your desk being bored.

    The net result is that all of my creative abilities have been thwarted and frustrated by the working world and the need to earn money to pay bills. The solution has been to write for my own enjoyment in my spare time, of which I have a lot because my day job is so boring and easy. I need to write in my spare time, because I’m so frustrated while I’m chained to the desk, although – of course – that’s because I’ve chosen to earn a 6-figure salary rather than an artist’s wage, which would not be enough to pay the bills.

    The reason for the quantity is that I’m unrestricted. I don’t have an editor who’s going to refuse to publish the crap I churn out. I want to be finished by my deadline. I’m in control of when I finish, because I can write as much as I like. I’m writing an average of 1,900 words per day at the moment, because I want to reach my headline number of 1-million words, and then I’m free to write as little or as much as I like – I’ll have my artistic freedom again.

    I feel sorry for my readers who are persevering through this period where I’m just pouring my stream of consciousness out onto the page. I feel sorry for the people who are having to suffer this period of quantity over quality. I feel embarrassed that I’m wasting people’s time and repeating myself a lot, and making people read more and more when the quality is so poor. It’s supposed to be a temporary thing, just to get me over the finish line. I’ll be over 979,000 words when I hit “publish” in a minute, which means I’m within spitting distance of my target. I can write 10,000 words in a day if I’m suffering a particularly bad bout of verbal diarrhoea.

    I promise that in a couple of weeks time I’ll return to writing for the sheer pleasure of the artform and the joy of getting to be creative; expressive.

    A friend once accused me of intellectual masturbation. So what if it is?

     

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  • An Étude on Stupidity

    This is a story about a dawning realisation…

    Glasses

    Moments of clarity elude me. My life consists of a long string of crises, with each moment demanding my full and undivided attention, such that I’m unable to reflect upon the bigger picture and see the error of my ways. Very occasionally I am able to contemplate the way I’ve behaved in the past with some objectivity; some insight. As I emerge from a fog of alcohol, tranquillisers, sedatives, sleeping pills and mind-numbing painkillers, I’m assaulted with an onslaught of memories from the years of instability which I’ve lived through recently. My flashbacks and dawning realisation about the things I’ve said and done while in the grips of insanity, cause me to wince and gasp aloud. I yell at myself: “what the hell were you thinking?”. I cringe in embarrassment.

    To say that I’m thinking more clearly today would be unwise, unless I’ve learned nothing from the mistakes of the past. Every time I think I’m regaining my grip on sanity, it seems that I’m mistaken. All I can do is keep my mouth shut and try to remain humble. I seem highly prone to overconfidence; delusions of grandeur. The world has fought hard to subdue me and keep me in my place; to grind me under its heel. The world has won. I’m not going to make any significant contribution to humanity. I’m nothing; a nobody.

    “You’ve done more in one day than X did the whole time they were here” a colleague said to me yesterday. It’s hard to not take that grain of salt and get carried away. It’s hard not to believe that I’ve pulled off another amazing feat of resurrection from the ashes. It’s hard to reconcile the journey I’ve been on and the things which should have dealt me a death-blow with my recovery. It’s hard to be humble and ordinary when I know that I’m unique amongst my peers in having been through things which are not only career-ending, but also life-ending too in many cases. It’s hard to not believe my own bullshit, when I successfully blag my way back into my old life and seemingly pick up where I left off, except I know I’ve done it against the odds – with significant additional adversity. All the fuel for the fire of delusions of grandeur is there aplenty.

    What happened to my peers? Of those who didn’t descend into the depths of mental illness, addiction, homelessness, destitution, bankruptcy and other life-destroying things, have they fared any better than I have?

    The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree and, as expected, the outcome of our lives was very much dictated by the pre-existing socioeconomic conditions we were born into. Briefly I joined the ranks of a group destined for greatness, but as soon as the storm clouds gathered it seemed obvious that I would be driven to run for cover. I’ve ended up with ostensibly the same outcome as my school-friends. Arguably, it’s all the more remarkable that I’ve been able to maintain a high standard of living and remain highly employable, despite the incredibly averse events of my recent life, but it’s no reason to believe I’m special or different.

    When I think about the setbacks I’ve inflicted upon myself, I’m saddened. How much have I damaged my brain? How badly have my future prospects been harmed by my years in the wilderness? How can an old dog be expected to learn new tricks, when that old dog is also sick and senile?

    I’ve started to become racked with self doubt.

    I see that friends have been consistent throughout their lives in the furtherment of their education and pursuit of knowledge. I see that friends have stayed abreast of current affairs and are well-read; well-schooled in matters of relevance to today’s society. On the other hand I have large gaps in my life when I was subdued by mental illness, acrimonious divorce, addiction, homelessness and near-bankruptcy. Entire years of my life have been written off and I have few experiences and memories which would be relevant and useful in civilised society. My considerable head-start in life has been swapped for a considerable disadvantage.

    I struggle to remember that I’m no longer 3 or 4 years younger than any of my colleagues who’ve reached a similar point in their career. I struggle to remember that I’m no longer an exceptional rising young talent. I struggle to remember that I’ve squandered all those years of advantage and I’m now playing catch-up.

    If I shut my mouth and just listen my day-to-day existence is quite a lot more enjoyable than it was when I was a younger man. When I was younger I was frustratingly held back by dimwitted dinosaurs. Now it’s me who is the dimwitted dinosaur playing catch up. It’s fun to be learning, of course, which is making this period of my career much more enjoyable and much less frustrating, but I forget that I’m no longer a young prodigious talent – instead I’m out of date and out of touch. I have nothing particularly valuable to offer anymore.

    I’m very fortunate that I’m working with some super-smart people. I’m now feeling the benefits of being older, which I always begrudged those who were given more power and authority simply because of their age. People defer to me when they really shouldn’t, because my years of experience don’t tell the whole story – nobody knows that for the best part of 5 years I was no use to anybody.

    5 years!

    Yes, I need to acknowledge how long it’s been that I’ve been going backwards, not forwards.

    Of course, I’m wily enough to have made sure that I do enough work for prestigious organisations every year that my spotless CV is kept immaculate, but in reality I completely stalled and ceased all personal development. Of course I gained a great deal of knowledge and experience in the areas of mental health, addiction, financial problems, homelessness and suchlike, but those things are not useful in civilised middle-class wealthy society. Everything I’ve learned in my many off-piste years has been at the expense of the prime opportunity to transform myself from an ambitious young man into a very successful rich person. My momentum has been enough to carry me through events which would destroy most people, but that’s the only thing that’s presently exceptional about me; I’m otherwise completely average and humdrum now.

    Perhaps I was always destined for mediocrity, but we’ll never know. What we can say for certain is that I’ve done significant damage to my physical and mental health with a lifestyle that completely threw caution to the wind; an utter refusal to compromise or comply. I’ve taken things to the very most extreme point of survivability, and it should be unsurprising that there has been some irreversible damage.

    Talking about the irreversible damage to my brain is the subject for another blog post, and not something I’m delving into right now, suffice to say that traumatic brain injuries are not 100% recoverable and cause permanent personality changes and suchlike. The brain is an incredible organ and its plasticity means that a person can re-learn how to function in ways that are an excellent imitation of who and what they used to be, but damage has been done and it would be foolish to think that it’d be possible to return to how things were before.

    I rely a very great deal on what can only be described as ‘muscle memory’ for my survival. When I attempt to make quick judgements and shoot from the hip I’m very successful in areas which were my bread and butter for my whole career, but my judgement and decisions are terrible when I wander into new and unfamiliar areas. Working in an office full of developers on a huge software project, I’m in my element and nobody would think that I’m out of place; nobody would suspect that I’ve had a chequered recent past. However, when I’m put into an environment where there’s an element of bluffing and blagging, I’m no longer credible or able to be convincing in the same way as when I was a younger man – I veer worryingly towards stupid and outlandish thoughts, actions and statements, which I cringe with embarrassment about later when the pressure is off and I’m able to reflect objectively.

    I always used to pride myself on my ability to blag and bluff, but now my overconfidence is way beyond my abilities to pull it off. I’m pleased that I’m still able to learn new things and get up to speed very quickly, but I’m also upset that I’m behind and I’ll never catch up, and my bluffs and blags just make me look stupid and ignorant. I used to pride myself on proving myself capable of proving the snickering, sneering and doubting critics wrong. Now I’m full of nothing but embarrassment and shame from all the moments when I’ve said something which later turned out to be stupid.

    If you want to think of me as a stupid man you could examine the recent years of insanity with the benefit of hindsight and re-imagine that period as if I was making a series of well-considered decisions, without bias or the influence of circumstances, and conclude that it could only be due to stupidity that I ended up in the dire situations that I did.

    It’s kinda hard to defend myself from anybody who wants to label me as stupid.

    It strikes me that there are a lot of people who’re queuing up to take turns calling me stupi. There are very many who would like to see me flipping burgers or stacking supermarket shelves. Those jobs are important, of course, but I don’t understand the appeal of underestimating the useful function of a person; diminishing their utility and value in society. Why are some so-called friends so keen to label me as stupid and useless; worthless?

    Naturally, I’ve expelled toxic people from my life, but I do need to be aware that the truth probably lies somewhere in-between the extremes. As I’ve said, I’m very very good at doing the kind of work I’ve been doing for 21+ years as my full-time career, despite a few years hiatus, but I must admit that I struggle in areas which haven’t been my daily bread and butter – I can be a fish out of water, at times. Is it stupidity? It’s certainly stupidity if I’m not self-aware and able to have the insight to see that I’m very flawed and damaged in some areas.

    I function effectively with a highly simplified life, but I feel very stupid in arenas where most others flourish. Most others flounder where I flourish though, so at least I have an anchor point – I can point to a successful career where I’m thriving and functioning seemingly without consequences for my off-piste years.

    Of course I want to have a social life and a relationship with a girl. Of course I want to have friends and do normal stuff, but at the moment I’m just doing the things which keep me in the game: working and earning money. Later when I’m rich again, I can be as eccentric and weird as I like. For now, I have to hide my eccentricity by keeping my mouth shut.

    I’m sure I’ve been made a bit stupid by my brain-melting activities of recent years, but I’m not sure it’s wholly accurate to characterise me as completely stupid and dimwitted. It’s probably a dumb idea to write me off as stupid, because I’ve made a lifelong habit of proving people wrong.

    It’s useful to think of myself as stupid as an antidote to overconfidence and delusions of grandeur, which are quite naturally stoked by my remarkable recovery. Perhaps it’s even useful to force myself to think of my recovery as unremarkable, despite evidence to the contrary. I should definitely be as humble as possible, especially during the fragile period when I’m getting back on my feet.

    For every remarkable achievement and person we revere, we have to ask ourselves how did they cross over from mediocrity and ordinary averageness, to becoming notable? One has to ask, do many of our airhead celebrities even know how stupid they are? It seems like ignorance of our own stupidity is a prerequisite for success.

    I write as if I’m already famous. I can’t see any point in behaving differently. Yes, I might die as a ridiculed nobody whose writing goes unnoticed and death is unwept. So what? Fine… a stupid egotistical nobody wrote and published a million words… so what?

    I have no idea how I’m going to reflect on things in years to come, but that I’m able to reflect at all hints at the fact that my moments of madness are not characteristic of complete and utter stupidity. Perhaps I’m protesting too much. Only time will tell.

     

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  • Progress

    This is a story about climbing mountains…

    Cumulative word count

    Look how close I am to my target of 1 million words in 3 years. I’ve got about 33,000 words to go. 42,000 words I published on Medium.com as an experiment to see if I’d get more readers if I used it instead of my own website, which accounts for the step at around 750,000 words. I’m ahead of target, because I’ve been averaging 1,838 words per day and I only needed to average 1,243. If I continue at the rate I’ve been doing for the past week then I’ll reach my goal in 18 days, which will be about 2 weeks early.

    Of course I’m aware that the quality has been extremely variable. In one single day I wrote 10,000 words of very dubious quality. My second novel is unfinished and I’m really not very pleased with what I wrote at all, so should I really include those 42,000 words in the total?

    What does it even matter anyway? Hasn’t it all been a stupid waste of time and effort?

    I used an anonymous internet connection with a browser which didn’t have any cookies in it in order to check which page of Google I’m on and it was page 3… and page 4 if I search from outside the UK. Obviously “manic grant” comes up as number one, but I was disappointed to see that my appearance on page 1 or 2 was only because Google knows who I am and where I am, and was tailoring the search results to flatter my over-inflated ego.

    I lost 6,700 Twitter followers overnight quite recently, due to Twitter doing a big purge of bots. I didn’t realise I had so many bots following me, but I was rather inundated with followers which were part of a big scam to get people to click on a dating website link. “Click the link in my profile” these fake followers tweeted, with borderline-pornographic profile pictures as the bait. Later, these followers tweeted “click the link pinned to my profile” and their profile claimed that they were interested in “cosplay” whatever that is. In some ways it was good to lose all those fake followers, because it was always a bit disappointing when I thought I had a new follower and it turned out to be a bot. However, the damage done to the ‘headline’ number of followers really upset me and took the wind out of my sails.

    When I moved to Medium.com for a month and stopped writing my blog it really damaged my momentum in terms of regular readers. It didn’t help that live-publishing a chapter per day of my experimental novel, which was of very dubious quality, was quite off-putting for those visitors who were expecting to find another instalment of insanity and miserable moaning.

    Visitors

    You can see from this graph of my website visitors that my experiment with writing something that I thought would be popular on Reddit worked exactly as well as I thought it would. You can also see that my suicide attempt – which I tweeted about – and my subsequent coma, life support in critical care, getting sectioned and being locked up on a psych ward, generated quite a lot of visitors… not that it was my intention that time, of course.

    You can see that my annus horribilis of 2017 is perfectly reflected in the graph. I wasn’t writing regularly and the quality of what I was writing was negatively affected by ill health, addiction, drug abuse, sleep deprivation and stimulant psychosis.

    Of course if I just wanted to pump my numbers up and have as many visitors as possible, I know what’s popular and how to get people to click, but I’ve tried really hard not to be led by my analytics and vanity metrics. I try to ignore the data as much as possible and just write whatever I need to write about, as a form of brain-dumping therapy.

    I set out to write about mental health problems – specifically suicidal thoughts. I didn’t mean to write so much about my innermost private thoughts and feelings. I never intended to write a whole series of opinion pieces on subjects, when I was feeling insecure; desperately trying to prop up my fragile self-esteem by publishing my thoughts on current affairs during a period when I was very unwell and running out of money very quickly. I definitely didn’t intend to weaponise my blog to grind my axe and take out my frustrations on people who had upset me.

    Readers respond very quickly to the changes in my mood and the not-too-subtle direction I’m dragging my blog in at any one time. If I’m messed up, irregular and erratic, then I lose my regular readers. If I’m bitter, angry, vicious and vengeful then readers are turned off; revulsed. If I’m distracted and pursuing some other goal – such as writing a novel – then readers are confused by that change of tack, and they wonder what happened to the regular daily stream-of-consciousness brain dump. If I get too wrapped up in current affairs and start to get on my high horse and pontificate about whatever’s in the newspapers, then it’s a big turn-off for readers.

    I feel really bad about every single period where I lost focus and wandered up one of the many dead-ends I’m prone to ending up choosing when things aren’t going well in my life.

    The main thing that’s really clear from the graph is that when there’s stability in my life, there’s steady growth in the number of regular readers I have, who are engaging with my content. Also clear is that when there’s a huge crisis in my life, there’s a brief period when people who care about me are reading, but those readers quickly drop away when the danger has passed.

    The period from December last year until now perfectly mirrors what has been happening in my life, in terms of getting back on my feet. I’ve been steadily working, earning money, getting important things in place like a place to live and a car. My financial situation has been improving rapidly. The graph shows really clearly just how stable my life has been in a visual way, which is both pleasing and encouraging.

    Step count

    Looking at my average daily step count really shows just how bad 2017 was… or at least the first half of 2017 anyway. Each year of my life follows a very seasonal pattern, with hardly any activity in the winter months, and lots of activity from May to September, reaching its peak in July. My cyclical nature is obvious when you look at the step count graphs… but 2017 was a terrible year and it’s caused my cycle to go haywire. As you can see from the graph, things are erratic, not cyclical. What you can’t see are all the previous years where I had summers packed full of activity.

    The trend regarding my physical activity is most alarming. The trend is clearly downwards.

    If we were to do a graph of my net worth, it would mirror my blog activity and it would mirror a graph of the number of hours I spend in the office. If we were to graph the number of times I wrote the word “bored” we’d probably see that it’s anti-correlated with periods of stability, work and high income. When we look at my step count, it’s usually the case that it increases when I’m working, except during winter. I’m hoping that my lack of activity this year is a result of struggling to recover from the horrors of 2017. I’m hoping that my physical activity levels climb out of the low point they’re in. I’m really not enjoying miserable summers.

    The graphs tell a really cool story which completely correlate with my memories and perceptions.

    I remember the period of spring to summer 2016 as being particularly productive, and although I was very bored at work, I was earning a lot of money and my life was stable. I went on holiday for my birthday at the end of July 2016, which correlates perfectly with the big peak in my website visitors.

    The low-point in my activity in June 2017 correlates perfectly with the lowest point of my life, when I’d broken up with the love of my life, run out of money, had to leave my amazing apartment and had to leave London. As I wrote a few days ago, that was probably my rock bottom period, although it’s only with hindsight that I see that now – at the time it was very stressful and miserable, but I was too busy fighting to survive to stop and consider how awful things were in the grand scheme of things.

    In terms of pure progress, there’s still so much work to do. I’ve got to clear all my debts, complete a whole year of work without a major incident, and I’ve got to finish my 1 million words to some reasonable standard of quality. For my own sense of achievement, I need to have a period when I’m writing short, concise pieces which I’m pleased with, and not just churning out the raw words to pump up the word count and achieve the arbitrary goal. I want my readers to have a period where the quality justifies the vast amount of time wasted perusing the pages of this particular and peculiar publication.

    The graphs don’t quite do justice to the journey I’ve been on, and a number like 1 million is seemingly trivial in a world which has racked up debts in the trillions. However, I assure you that the project has been every bit as hard as scaling an 8,000m+ peak, such as Mount Everest.

    Ah yes, that’s the other work that’s still to do: I need to get more fit and active.

    On that note, I’m going to the pub.

     

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  • Burning Bridges

    This is a story about wearing a mask…

    Cambridge bridges

    A long time ago I used to be very careful about what I shared on social media. On Facebook I separated my work colleagues and other business contacts from my close friends, and I thoroughly considered my audience before I posted anything; I spent a great deal of effort managing my public image and attempting to pretend I was a squeaky-clean pristine perfect professional who didn’t have any problems in my personal life.

    At some point during my acrimonious divorce and the total collapse of my mental health, along with the destruction of my hopes and dreams of escaping the rat race and being my own boss, my depression became so bad that I purchased 2 grams of potassium cyanide. I’m not sure what possessed me – perhaps it was a cry for help – but I decided to put a photo of this deadly poison onto Facebook. The reaction surprised me: one friend was angry and accused me of jeopardising the life of his child [which I didn’t] and another made a darkly humorous joke. Most people seemed to just ignore me.

    My mental health has caused me an increasing amount of difficulties, resulting in hospitalisations. Initially, I was extremely careful about what I told colleagues. I tried – as much as possible – to cover up and hide my struggles in the hope that I would quickly get better and my image would be untarnished. I lost a couple of jobs and an entire profitable business during episodes of poor mental health, but my reputation seemed to somehow be fully intact despite my faltering ability to work.

    At some point, I decided to put more and more of my dirty laundry onto Facebook. I think that the stress and strain of the divorce – having to sell my house in particular – completely destroyed any remaining hope and optimism that I would be able to recover, so I ceased to believe that it was prudent to safeguard my reputation. I jettisoned any caution about who was reading the gory details of my life’s implosion and instead preferred to desperately reach out via social media, hoping to receive messages of support and to alert my friends to the danger I was in.

    As I became increasingly unwell and addiction turned my life into unmanageable destructive chaos, I continued to overshare without any regard for the reputational damage I was doing to myself. I wrote things which must have broadcast my very darkest and most regrettable moments of struggle to former work colleagues and business acquaintances, completely tarnishing my own reputation.

    To have fallen from grace is bad, but to tell the world that you’ve ended up in a complete mess is quite something else. I’m not sure if I just didn’t care, or whether I was so sick that I didn’t know what on earth I was doing, but I used Facebook to loudly proclaim the fact that I’d become an unemployable, useless, unreliable, messed-up waste of space. Surely I have left friends, former work colleagues and other people who used to like and respect me, in absolutely no doubt that I was a no-hope loser?

    Meanwhile, I managed to keep working and completing projects successfully, and I kept my CV and LinkedIn free from any clues about my mental health problems and drug addiction. My career didn’t skip a beat and my skills continued to be highly in demand. I seemingly suffered no negative consequences for all of my loose-lipped moments on social media. It seemed as if I was unable to completely burn every bridge and destroy my own reputation sufficiently to make myself unemployable.

    Sharing on Facebook highly alarming stuff about suicidal thoughts, self harm, drug abuse, prescription medication dependency, poly-substance use, breakups, mental breakdowns and the bat-s**t insane ravings of a total madman, seemed to make little or no difference to my day-to-day existence. The response was muted, where my friends and former work colleagues really didn’t know what to say, leaving a kind of awkward silence which clearly indicated that people were cringing with embarrassment on my behalf. On the other hand, I was not shamed into silence at all. The madness was so all-consuming that I couldn’t even remember what I had shared on Facebook. I had no idea what I was doing.

    I suppose that everything I put on Facebook was done in brief moments of extreme insanity. I was still generally cautious about sharing the candid and honest truth about things which portrayed me in a very unflattering light. Nobody wants to be thought of as a junkie, because everybody thinks that junkies are thieving scumbag liars. Mental health elicits some sympathy, so long as it’s the milder kind. Nobody wants to be thought of as completely insane, because everybody thinks that madmen are deranged murderous unpredictable lunatics.

    I suppose I had attempted to tell my Facebook friends that I was unwell with as much subtlety as I could manage, and I had tried to brush some of the unflattering facts under the carpet, such as my problems with addiction.

    I suppose I always wanted people to know that mental illness and a horrible relationship were things that I had been dealing with alone for a long time, and that addiction only crept into my life much more recently. I suppose I felt that I could quietly deal with the addiction issues and nobody needed to know about it; I would just pretend it never happened.

    When I started this blog, it was an opportunity to re-assert the 30-odd years of my life where I had achieved a hell of a lot. I wanted people to remember all the projects I successfully delivered and all of the places where I’d worked and made a big difference to the organisations and the teams I was part of. I wanted people to remember that I’d built profitable businesses. I wanted people to remember that I’d played a positive role in their lives; that I’d been a good person; that I had value. I wanted to remind everybody that for the vast majority of my life I’d been making a valuable contribution; that for most of my life I’d been an OK person who’d tried very hard to do good things.

    I had imagined that my recovery would progress in a linear way, from bad to good, and every day would be an improvement on the day before. I imagined that I would be able to write a straightforward story about the struggles I’d left behind in the past and the increasing number of positive things that were happening in my life. I had imagined writing a fairy-tale rags to riches story, as I started my blog homeless and bankrupt, and finished the story rich and successful.

    It soon became apparent that the journey was going to be a lot tougher than I had hoped it would be.

    Every huge gain I’ve made has quickly been met by a major setback. When I managed to rent an amazing apartment in London, I then lost my job. When I managed to get a lucrative contract, I was then hospitalised with kidney failure. When it seemed like I was getting the perfect combination of friends, girlfriend, job, money, home and hobby, everything fell to pieces. If we look at the whole 3-year writing project, it perfectly captures the vicious swings between high and low which you’d expect of somebody with bipolar disorder, especially when exacerbated by money problems, insecure housing and patches of addiction problems.

    After only 4 months of sharing the sanitised version of my life history, where I portrayed myself in the very best possible light, it became clear that I was going to have to write about the bad stuff too if I was going to carry on for a whole year, which was my initial plan. I wanted to write every day for a whole year, to prove to myself that I could be consistent and achieve something very difficult, despite my challenging circumstances. I hoped that the regularity and having a goal to focus on would help to stabilise my life.

    Writing my blog has certainly given me a rock to cling to while I’ve weathered the storm. Writing my blog has certainly helped me to regain some stability in my life, as well as being a source of pride in the achievement.

    At some point, it became habitual to be 100% unflinchingly honest, and not to care about what people think.

    I’m aware that I’ve probably prejudiced my employability with a handful of former work colleagues who are also Facebook friends. I’m aware that my reputation is probably damaged beyond repair, if I wanted to try to enter an arena where reputation is more important than skills and experience. In the world of work which I inhabit, people only care about whether I can do the job, and not at all about the skeletons in my closet, so I’ve suffered no setbacks in my career. However, it does upset me that I’ve tarnished my image in some of the gossipy organisations where I used to be very well liked and respected. It upsets me that friends who are former colleagues and business acquaintances, who I like and respect, have been left in no doubt that I’ve been through some very tough and turbulent times in my personal life. Perhaps my opportunities in life have been more damaged than I’m aware of, because I’ve created doubts in people’s minds about my reputation and reliability.

    I continue to write using my real name and am slowly advancing towards page one of a Google search, which seems ludicrously stupid, but so far it’s caused me very few problems in my career.

    I don’t think I could live without the regularity and stabilising influence that writing and publishing so publicly has given me. I don’t think it would be healthy for me to lose the public oversight, and lose the huge amount of support that is available to me from the online community. I can’t imagine going back to a life where I had to hide my struggles and rely on private communications to keep concerned people informed about what’s happening to me. It’s far too much effort to have to concern myself with image and reputation management when I’ve been fighting for my life.

    There’s no turning back now anyway. The genie is out of the bottle. All my friends, former work colleagues and business acquaintances have been left with absolutely no doubt that my mental health problems have caused me a great deal of difficulties, and extremely unpalatable and unflattering things have happened in my life, such as periods of addiction. I have no doubt that my reputation is in tatters in the eyes of anybody I’m Facebook friends with. I must be a laughing stock.

    Amusingly, I’ve been able to deliver projects and impress work colleagues, surrounded by people who are completely oblivious to my personal life struggles and the bad things that have happened in the past. Because my Facebook, Twitter and blog are a world apart from my CV, LinkedIn and references, the two worlds have not collided and I’m able to go to work and do a good job without prejudice or stigma. I suppose it’s reckless to risk my identities being connected by anybody who could be bothered to put my name into a search engine, but so far I’ve not burnt any bridges in the ‘new’ chapter of my career, since I re-stabilised myself, ironically by using my blog.

    I think that’s what I’d tell anybody who stumbled on my open secret and had reservations about my public identity: that it’s a necessary coping mechanism and it’s the reason why I’ve been able to act completely normal in the office, and to be a productive valuable member of the teams and organisations I work for.

    Of course I sometimes worry that I’m taking too much of a risk by continuing to use my real name and writing without concern for the level of public exposure that I live with, but frankly most people are too wrapped up in their own lives to really give much of a s**t.

    Sure, if stuff goes wrong I’m dangerously exposed. If I have a wobbly moment then I’m hugely at risk of some unpalatable truths about me from becoming more widespread knowledge. I think the risks are acceptable though. So far, I’m glad that I’ve laid myself wide open like this.

    Some bridges have been burnt, but I’m glad I’ve set the record straight and I’m glad that there’s so much written down here that even the nosiest person is going to quickly become exhausted if they go digging for dirt.

     

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  • Forced to be Free

    This is a story about normality…

    Psych ward garden

    Most people want a secure job, secure housing and to feel prosperous. Most people don’t care about freedom of speech and a free press. Given the choice between security and freedom, most people would choose security every time. It’s only a handful of paternalistic elites who dictate that we the people care a very great deal about freedom, when in actual fact this is not true at all.

    Freedom has a very narrow definition. When we talk about freedom of speech and a free press, we do not also acknowledge the freedom to be hungry, the freedom to be homeless, the freedom to be marginalised, excluded and abandoned by our “fit in or f**k off” culture. While we might enjoy freedom of speech and a free press, those luxuries are only useful to a privileged few; the wealthy elites; the rich and powerful. While you are theoretically free to run for political office or broadcast your opinions, you are not at all free in practice.

    The only freedoms that ordinary people have are the choice between virtually identical minimum wage zero-hours contract McJobs; the choice between conformity or social exclusion. You can be a free tramp, if you choose: you can be homeless, penniless, destitute and free, or you can be enslaved to the capitalists… it’s up to you; you’re free to choose.

    Further, for those who are not neurotypical you have to choose between social exclusion, stigma and poverty or the chemical straightjacket of powerful psychotropic medications. You’re free to accept the diagnoses and swallow the pills, and allow yourself to be ‘normalised’ so that you fit the rigid static definition of how a ‘normal’ person should think and act, or you can choose to be excluded from most economic and social activity because you don’t fit in.

    Many of us willingly and indeed eagerly beat a path to the door of our doctors, demanding medications that will return us to ‘normality’ when we find that we are deviating from what we perceive to be the norm. We see millions of others around us getting up at dawn, commuting to bullshit office jobs and being uncomplaining, so when we’re troubled by depression, anxiety and other disruptive changes which force us to confront the purposelessness of our absurd existence, we ‘choose’ to be made normal again by psychiatry.

    Society should be constantly adapting to the changing needs of the people, such that the stress and exhaustion in our lives is reduced or at least kept constant, but instead we see that the people themselves believe that they are the ones at fault. Students take amphetamines, modafinil and methylphenidate in order to artificially increase their concentration spans and stay awake during marathon exam-cramming sessions. Workers drink tea, coffee and energy drinks in a desperate attempt to stimulate their brains and fend off tiredness. We take antidepressants and anti-anxiety medications so that we can withstand the horrors of a society which places greater and greater demands upon us, while also giving us less and less security: our jobs are under threat, our homes are under threat, we and our children are under threat. Where has the feeling of prosperity and the sense of optimism gone? We presume that it must be us who have faulty brains, as opposed to seeing that it’s society itself which is failing to deliver the things we need.

    As is oft-quoted: “it is no measure of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society”

    When more than 50% of the population are categorised as suffering from some sort of mental disorder, we must surely accept that it’s the minority group who are the sick ones. Why should society continue only to serve the ones who are not suffering? Why should our idea of what is ‘normal’ be based on something which is abnormal because it is less common? Why are we trying to conform to such unrealistic and impossible ideals, which do not serve the majority of people?

    “I’m miserable, so you have to be miserable too”

    I think the above quote accurately sums up the attitude of powerfully influential figures in our society, who are blocking any progress towards a better way of life for all our citizens. I had the misfortune of making the acquaintance of a doctor who hated their job, their commute, the daily grind and – seemingly – their patients. This doctor made it their mission in life to deny time off work to anybody they could. Their reasoning was simple: because they were miserable and hated their job, they were going to make everybody within their power suffer too. A doctor has the power to dispense medications which might temporarily mask the symptoms of a sick and broken society, or to sign a piece of paper which excuses a person from the charade of having to go to their bullshit McJob every day. A doctor has the power to inflict misery on potentially thousands of people every year, and we must presume that as many doctors are as miserable as the general population as a whole, which means that more than 50% of doctors are perpetrating this kind of awfulness on the people they have power over.

    We worship medicine and medics as a force for good, but in the increasing absence of organised religion in wealthy western democratic countries, we are seeing doctors elevated to a social status beyond what is reasonable, creating demi-gods who abuse their power. Just as with organised religion, we have suspended rational thought, cynicism, curious inquiry and skepticism, and have placed blind faith in the medical establishment to cure the ills of society. We reject politics and politicians as corrupt self-serving liars and we have lost faith in the ability of our vote and other democratic instruments to be able to influence our lives for the better.

    The only thing we believe we’re able to change is ourselves, with the assistance of doctors who can give us “magic bullet” pills to alter our mood and perceptions, as well as keeping us youthful and protecting us from death. We have fake tits, white teeth, hair implants, botox and numerous other procedures to alter our appearance, because we’re powerless over anything except our looks. We can be reasonably sure that our lives are protected by hospitals and medicines, but our power to influence anything else in life, such as our socioeconomic prospects, is precisely zero.

    While a sharp-elbowed tranche of middle-class society obsesses about their children’s exam grades, places at the most desirable schools and universities, internships, graduate training programmes and otherwise attempting to give their precious little darlings a head start in life, this blinkered myopia ignores the fact that the baby boomers are getting older and older but living longer and longer, while also amassing asset portfolios well beyond their means, and preventing those precious little darlings from having any hope of having secure jobs and secure housing. In order to pay grotesquely unjustified and disgustingly greedy defined-benefit pensions to the generation who’ve contributed the least – except to national debts, global warming and a decline in living standards – the pension funds demand that workers are paid pitiful wages for longer hours in terrible working conditions, so that profits, capital gains and dividends can keep sustaining the unsustainable, unrealistic and ridiculously greedy selfish demands of those who are taking out far more than they paid in.

    A small segment of society is free to write, paint, photograph, travel and generally enjoy the freedoms that we would all love to have, but the very vast majority of us are too busy trying to survive in an ecomony which is built to benefit the few, not the many. Only the old and wealthy are free, and they did not work hard to earn their freedom: they have stolen that freedom from the young and from the future generations who will inherit all the problems of today and tomorrow.

    If you’re an artist and/or an academic and you enjoy your life and your job, you need to remember that the position of privilege you’re in is very rare and a very high price is paid by a huge number of people, so that you can swan around having a lovely time. Your freedom ends where mine begins, so if your freedom is disproportionately large compared to the rest of society’s then you’re being greedy and antisocial; you’re an enemy of society. While it’s very trendy to talk about freedom being important, we must be mindful that most people want security, not freedom. Think about the price that’s paid by the whole of society for your luxury privileges.

    To be truly free and happy, we might have to re-evaluate our priorities. We can’t demand cheap food and cheap goods if we want to be free, for example, because those things are only made possible by the exploitation of workers. We can’t demand passive labour-free unearned income, for example, because that’s only made possible by tyranny, economic slavery and exploitation of the vulnerable. Most importantly, we can’t expect to feel contentment and security, when we need unhappy, insecure people in order to sell consumer products and to keep our entire workforce on the treadmill, by heavily indebting them and denying them social housing or the ability to buy/build their own home.

    You might teach your children that a strong work ethic and academic excellence are the route to getting ahead in life, but it’s not true. Being a compliant hard worker means you will be exploited, and obtaining academic qualifications incurs a substantial amount of debt. Servicing debts and paying rent is a form of tyranny which has encroached on personal freedom to the point where only a tiny fraction of society enjoys any kind of meaningful freedom at all. Your children will not be able to escape the trap; there’s no hope. The depression and lack of optimism for the future is driven by a rational, reasonable and sound assessment of our younger generations’ prospects.

    Our heavily indebted and heavily medicated society is also controlled by draconian laws which were ostensibly introduced to counteract terrorism and industrial unrest, but have been abused to undermine the strength of trade unions and prevent the establishment of any counter-cultural movements which might challenge the status quo. While we should be living in an age of alternative lifestyles and people dropping out of a society which clearly no longer serves the majority of people’s needs, we are instead witnessing a miserable dystopia, where we’re all trapped on the treadmill because the only alternative is hunger, homelessness, persecution and social exclusion.

    Yes, I’m free to write whatever I want, provided I do not defame the powerful figures who are responsible for maintaining this miserable state of existence for so many millions, but those in power are quite comfortable in the knowledge that my ranting is safely confined to an echo-chamber filled with so much noise that, as Aldous Huxley predicted, the truth is drowned in a sea of irrelevance – information overload.

    We are somewhat hoisted by our own petard. Almost none of us of us demanded freedom, but we have collectively made freedom of speech into something useless; toothless. We are not free at all and we have no mechanism by which to affect any meaningful change. What is supposedly our most powerful tool to speak truth to power – the freedom to express ourselves – has in fact become the reason why our voices are not heard and our suffering goes ignored.

    All that’s left is the freedom to be hungry, homeless, persecuted and excluded.

     

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  • 1,243 Words Per Day for 37 Days

    This is a story about life goals…

    Dusty keyboard

    I seem to have a lot of competing priorities at the moment. The only thing I’ve got much control over is the day when I reach a million words on this website, which I would like to be on September 6th, precisely 3 years after my very first blog post. In order to achieve that objective I need to write 1,243 words every single day for the next 37 consecutive days. It sounds achievable considering I managed to write an average of 1,667 words per day during the month of November, for 2 years running. My daily average word count over the 1,058 days that I’ve been writing works out at just over 900 words, so I need to increase my output by 38%.

    My other objectives are to pay off all my debts, rebuild my non-existent social life and get healthier.

    In theory I can clear my important debts in 3 months, and I can clear some other less important ones in another 3 or 4 months, which frees me from the substantial burden of paying a huge amount of interest every month. Those don’t sound like long timescales at all, but 3 months of sanity and stability in my life is a very rare thing, let alone 6 or 7 months.

    My sums exclude the lost income from any holidays I take or time off sick. My sums assume that I’m working flat-out as hard as I can every day for months and months on end. It’s been over 2 years since I had a proper holiday so it seems reasonable to assume that I’m going to burn out really soon.

    A social life and my health don’t really figure in the equation. In order to earn money I’m working in a city where I’m only staying temporarily. There doesn’t seem to be much point in investing heavily in building a social network near my workplace, because I have no plans to stay here any longer than I have to. I’m just here for the cash. I have no idea how to pay any consideration to my health when my objectives are so diametrically opposed to my wellbeing. If I was able to prioritise my health I’d be working part-time or not working at all. Everything about my life is completely toxic for my mental and physical health.

    I have a short-term objective of being sober for a few days. Today is day 4. It’s hard but I’m sure my liver will be glad to have a break from the non-stop alcohol abuse. Ideally, I’d substantially reduce my drinking for the rest of my life, but I don’t see how I’m going to be able to do that when I’ve got 6 or 7 months horrible miserable slog stretching out ahead of me, and I can’t take a holiday or sort out my social life because of the insanely toxic work and money demands which are placed on me.

    I don’t know how I got into this situation where the numbers look favourable but the reality of my daily existence is such unbearable misery.

    A seemingly small bad thing happened at work today, but it’s totally destroyed my hope and optimism. It’s shocked me how quickly suicidal thoughts flooded back into my head, having had a period of respite which has lasted quite a while. Every way I look at my life, I can only see stress and intolerable living conditions; unsustainable demands. I can’t see any way to fix things.

    Somehow, my costs have spiralled and my income has fallen slightly. Somehow, I’ve ended up in a position where I’m potentially going to be forced back into spending the majority of my time away from home, in a place where I really don’t want to be, doing a job which appears to be too boring to distract me from my woes. Somehow, the path to my goal which had appeared easy and well understood, now appears to be impossible; unachievable.

    Of course, if I just keep putting one foot in front of the other, I’m making progress. All progress is good progress. Every little step takes me a little bit closer to my goal, but I’m acutely aware of how long it’s going to take me to reach the end.

    Perhaps I have summit fever. I can see what I think is the peak of the mountain and I’ve become obsessed about reaching the summit. Psychologically, it’s a terrible idea to fixate on the summit too much. The important thing is to just keep steadily moving up the mountain at a sustainable pace, and try not to think about getting to the top. The psychology of how to suffer and endure the hardships of climbing a difficult mountain are reasonable to apply to my situation, but I’m not fighting a war of attrition… I’m trying to get rich quick.

    Frustratingly, I know that I was happier when I dropped out of mainstream society and I was a homeless bum. I know that I’d be much happier if I declare that the demands placed upon me are too excessive and unreasonable, and I only accept my fair share of responsibility. I’m being a bit of a martyr. I’m being stubborn and trying to prove a point.

    I presume that suddenly stopping drinking, after spending the best part of a couple of months drinking excessively every single day, is probably going to be a shock to the system. My brain surely doesn’t know what’s hit it, having been pickled in alcohol and now suddenly left high and dry. My days have been structured around getting drunk. Every evening after work. Every weekend after a certain time of day that seems resonable and respectable to start getting drunk. Getting drunk has been the highlight of my day for far too long. What’s the highlight of my day now? Nothing.

    I’m sure that given enough time I could re-adjust but the show must go on. I’ve got to do all the things that I can’t stop doing, as well as making the other changes. I still need to get up and go to work every day. I still need to write every day. I still need to commute, pack my bags, wash my clothes, iron my shirts, do my book-keeping and make sure that the cash flows as it’s supposed to. I’m spinning lots plates, even though my life is drastically simplified and paired down in an attempt to make it manageable. I don’t exactly feel overburdened by competing demands… the problem is more that I’m powerless to influence almost everything in my life, except for the number of words which I can write each day on this website.

    The one goal that achieves absolutely nothing – there’s no pot of gold at the end of this rainbow – is the only one which I’m able to steadily work at in a sustainable way, and I feel confident that I’ll reach the finishing line. All the other goals, even though they have obvious benefits, look to be impossible. How am I ever going to get my health sorted out when I’m so depressed, miserable and anxious? How am I ever going to keep working for as long as I need to, in order to repay my crushing debts, when my working day is so unbearably awful? How am I going to reduce my alcohol intake to a much more sensible and moderate level, when I am in such desperate need of something to ease my daily suffering; something to look forward to at the end of the working day and the end of each working week?

    Even my blog, which at times I feel quite proud of, is getting ruined. I know that people don’t want to read the same moaning and complaining repetitive rant about how I’m bored at work, my life is unsustainable and all I’m doing is churning out a million miserable words. I can see from my analytics that my readers are disengaging. What the hell am I writing about? What the hell am I doing?

    It seemed to make sense to me, that I could live in a hotel next door to a pub, and I could get drunk every evening after work, then I’d get drunk all weekend, and the time would pass… soon the debts would be repaid and I could start to think – for the first time in 3 years – about what I want to do with my life which would be compatible with my mental health; my needs. I’ve been driven by necessity for so long. I do what I have to in order to survive, but after a long while surviving I’d rather be dead if I’m never going to be thriving.

    How long has it been since I felt happiness and contentment? How long has it been since I dared to dream?

    I’m not sure if this is coming across, but I’m trying to moan and complain my way to the finish line. Like people who grunt and groan as if vocalising their pain and the strain of their exercions somehow makes the task easier, I’m doing the same thing: I’m trying to make the time pass more quickly by whinging and whining.

    Of course, I bore myself almost as much as I bore you. I cringe with embarrassment at what I’ve become, and the complete crap I’m churning out, but I just need to reach my arbitrary goal so I can at least say that I did one really hard thing, because it was within my power to influence the outcome, unlike the rest of my life which simply has to be endured.

    Patience, patience. Perhaps all I need is patience.

     

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