This is a story about coming full circle…
The Egyptians only needed π to two decimal places in order to build the pyramids. 3.14 was accurate enough to build some amazing stuff, for thousands of years.
I’ve got another 3 months of writing to do before I’ve proven that I’ve got the stamina to write every day. It all started on Platform 9.75.
Tags: #writing
This is a story about deferred gratification…
What job are you going to do when everything is mechanised, automated? What are you going to do when even the skilled jobs are gone?
I’ve written 264,000 words on this blog. I’ve been practicing. I’m not very good yet, but it’s a wise idea to develop some new skills. Entertainment is going to be the only thing left soon.
Tags: #writing
This is a story about short attention spans…
What can you really say in 125 words or less? What can you say with 140 characters or less? They say that creativity loves constraints, but aren’t we actually kowtowing to short attention spans? Aren’t we just admitting that nobody sits down and reads anymore, for any length of time?
I’ve had a bad bout of verbal diarrhoea, but now I’m going to try and tighten my sphincter. I was planning on stopping spamming my friends Facebook news feeds, but actually, I’ve decided to try and make things more bitesize. I’ve decided to spoon-feed people, and see if I can regain my audience.
Starting out by insulting people’s intelligence is not a great idea, but I like a challenge. Push people away and then see if I can entice them back… that’s the goal.
Stick with me. I promise it gets better from this point onwards.
Tags: #writing #socialmedia #friends
This is a story about my secret diary…
Now that my friends have responded so brilliantly to my distress, I feel quite bad. I feel like I’ve taken up people’s time, worried them and been self-absorbed. However, I guess that’s partly because I now see light at the end of the tunnel, so I feel less panicked and in danger of something pushing me over the edge, back into suicidal thoughts.
I was thinking to myself about my motivation for writing so much private and personal stuff. The fact is, I want people to like me. I want to feel understood, and that people can empathise with me.
Where do we draw the line between somebody with dangerously low self esteem, and somebody who is egotistical and self-centred? I centred in on one particular phrase:
“I think people like me”
Why should that be so controversial? Well, in lots of literature that deals with psychology, thinking of yourself as likeable is linked to pathological conditions, like narcissism. From things I’ve read, I’m actually supposed to think of myself as unlikeable, or else I’m a narcissist, I’m dangerously self centred and egotistical.
But, if you think you’re unlikeable, worthless, not worth knowing, then this is the basis for low self-esteem, and suicidal thoughts. If you think that nobody likes you, then the world would be better off without you. We all consume a great deal of precious resources – food, energy – so why should I stick around wasting oxygen if I’m somehow unlikeable? This is how I arrive at the decision to kill myself.
Clearly there’s a contradiction here. We’re telling people not to like themselves and not to feel liked or loved, or else they’re some kind of horribly self obsessed, preening egotistical narcissist. However, without feeling like you have some value in other people’s lives, you think that you might as well be dead.
I look at the precocious children, the ones who were loved and popular, showered with praise from all quarters… the ones who had their egos polished every day… the ones whose parents told them that they were special, talented… the ones who felt loveable, and as if the world was interested in their talents and ideas. I look at those children, and instead of feeling envy, I simply see the glow, the smile, the cotton wool that surrounds them, and I think that it’s a good thing.
Life is going to be brutal. How do we even know we’re alive, unless there is sadness to help us appreciate the happiness? Without darkness, we could never appreciate the light. However, it makes no sense to me to add extra shit to the life of a child. Why tell them they’re a bad person, worthless, selfish and stupid? The world is going to do that for their entire adult life. For god’s sake let them have a childhood.
So, I’ve grown up with this ridiculous idea of ‘original sin‘. I’ve learned to feel guilty about feeling happy. I’ve learned to feel guilty when luck goes my way. I’ve learned to feel guilty when somebody shows me love or affection. I’ve learned to feel guilty for craving friendship, companionship. I’ve learned to feel guilty for wanting any kind of external validation that I’m alive. I’ve learned to feel guilty for wanting to feel that there’s a reason for living.
Nothing crystallises the issue quite like selfies and Facebook/Instagram. Do you have friends who post endless pictures of themselves up on their social media accounts? What do you think about them?
For pretty girls, they must get an ego boost, putting on their selfie pout and photographing themselves, with lots of ‘likes‘ from horny boys. But surely things can be a little more innocent than that, or even mask deep-seated psychological issues.
Parents like to see photos of their kids. Families like to see photos of their relatives. Friends like to see photos of their friends. With the collapse of local communities, the geographical scattering of families, the decline of villages, clans & tribes… we need photo and video services to have any social bonds over these unnatural distances. Human evolution hasn’t caught up with the automobile, the train, the boat and the airplane yet.
Equally, we know that glossy magazines, advertising and hollywood, paint a picture of perfect glamour. The most attractive people on the planet are paraded in front of our eyes, throughout our waking hours. How can we avoid comparing them with ourselves, and feeling inadequate?
We just don’t measure up, and we feel ugly. We dislike our mis-shapen noses, sticky out ears and unruly hair. We look in the mirror at our spots and birthmarks, our pockmarked skin, our crooked stained teeth, and we know we can never measure up to the airbrushed beauties who are shoved in our faces.
For me, selfie culture is like grass-roots activism. Publishing directly onto the web takes away all the power and control that the newspapers and book publishers have, and allows anybody to become a writer. Putting pictures of yourself onto Facebook and Instagram allows anybody to become a glamour model, a famous face. It’s reclaiming your sense of self-worth, from powerful media forces that parade unrealistic body images in front of us.
I’ve obviously wrestled with the idea that only rich, famous and powerful people are allowed to publish memoirs and biographies. Who would want to read about the life of a thirtysomething white middle-class IT consultant who went to state school and doesn’t know any celebrities? Who would want to read about the very ordinary trials and tribulations of trying not to run out of money, getting a job and finding a place to live?
Am I supposed to feel guilty about the fact that I’ve been clamouring for my friends, and strangers from the Internet, to engage with me and give me even the tiniest indications that I’m being heard? Should I feel bad, when I admit that it’s had a profound psychological effect, having a flurry of people ‘like’ my content on Facebook and Twitter, and getting a load of comments on Reddit and in the comments section below?
I’m not coercing people to continue to read, and to give me more ‘likes’. I kinda feel like writing this has achieved what I wanted, which was to feel noticed. When you’re struggling with suicidal thoughts, a big component is that nobody seems to care whether you live or die. The more you wail in distress and get ignored, the more it reaffirms your belief that the world would be better off without you.
I had a big response when I told people I was in hospital, and that was super nice, but I’ve been wary of spamming Facebook. People are often accused of being attention seeking, when they share shocking stuff on Facebook. Is that fair, if they’re genuinely in danger of committing suicide?
To be admitted to a psychiatric hospital in the UK is not easy. You don’t just turn up and say you need to be ‘committed‘. The number of places in hospital are very limited, and “care in the community” is always the preferred option. I had 4 or 5 section assessments, but I’ve never been ‘sectioned‘. It’s really rare to have your liberty taken away, and be put into a secure facility for the protection of yourself and others.
My point is, that if mental health professionals thought that it was safest if I was admitted to hospital, then my life was in very real danger, and I have independent confirmation that I’m not just an attention whore. Surely it’s OK to reach out to the world and say “I don’t feel good. I feel alone. I feel unloved, unliked. I don’t feel like I have any value. I feel worthless” no matter how you do that?
Personally, I think we should be paying attention to the drama queens, attention whores and people who seem self-obsessed. In actual fact, they probably have very fragile mental health, and are desperately trying to connect with the world and feel that they have some self-worth.
I’m not going to feel guilty about posting the occasional selfie.
I drew a big cock & balls on the beach, and nobody told me to “stop showing off” but I did hear those words in my head.
Tags: #childhood #friends #suicide #depression #mentalhealth #socialmedia #writing
This is a story about channelling energy into something positive…
Buckminster Fuller was going to commit suicide, so that his family could benefit from his life insurance policy. After an epiphany, he found his purpose in life and went on to publish over 30 books.
In a month or two, I will have written the equivalent of 5 novels. Obviously, most of it is garbage, but I hope it serves as a warm-up. The point is to see if I have the discipline to sit down and write every day. Writing gives my life structure, routine.
I normally have 3 or 4 things I want to write about each day, and I struggle to keep under 1,000 words. Browsing statistics tell me that people read for between 3 and 4 minutes per day, on average… even when I’ve broken my rules and have written 6,000 words, which means that they’re probably skim reading or getting bored and stopping reading before the end.
There has been real violence & venom in my words, as I’ve struggled with a sense of abandonment and real anger and frustration at being let down on promises at a really critical time, and when my life really hung in the balance.
My writing did nothing to sway the people who I targeted, to act with any decency, but now that I know they’re no longer reading, I do feel satisfied that I have at least put my side of the story across.
In actual fact, I feel like I made myself look like quite a bitter and angry person, quite immature and unconstructive, negative. It might be well overdue, and the damage is already done to my image, my reputation, but now it’s time to stop grinding the axe and start writing in a more positive way.
Behind every rant, every acerbic scalding word, was a lot of emotion, but it was all focussed & fixated on a few individuals. Not very healthy or productive. Unlikely to lead to pieces of writing that are interesting for people to read.
I’ve read a couple of posthumously published satires where the author’s frustrations with the world are barely concealed. They are repetitive and almost cringeworthy to read, but the passion makes the books hard to put down. However, they are good works of literature, unlike me just slagging off my drug addict, alcoholic, loser parents and abusive ex-wife.
It’s difficult to know how to act. My school days were dominated by bullying. My working years have been dominated by age discrimination and people who’ve been promoted to a position of incompetence, where they are completely useless and concentrate exclusively on stopping anybody else from getting ahead. My longest relationship was with an abusive bully. I’ve had relatively few good role models.
I’ve picked a few people who I like and respect, from around the world, and I’ve tried to learn what I can from them, and to emulate their life philosophies, some of their thoughts and teachings, to be interested in things they’re interested in, to try and understand what is important in their lives, and how that makes them tick.
I’m a long way from where I’d like to be. I’ve made a poor account of myself, blathering on like a fool while in a messed up state. I’ve exposed my darker side: the rage and frustration has bubbled over and I’ve revealed human characteristics that are less than desirable.
It’s good to connect with people but I’ve been very exposed. I fear that I’ve lost the respect of some people I really idolise, and others that I could learn a lot from. I fear that I have taken something that had a lot of potential to reach a broad spectrum of people I wanted to connect with, and I have corrupted it into a nasty weapon to try and beat up on just a few people, and that’s kinda shameful.
You know what though? I don’t have a healthy outlet, other than writing this, and nor did I learn any ways to deal with frustration and anger as a child and young adult. I was the one on the receiving end of other people’s shit. I took the blame for my parents’ shortcomings. I was the recipient of my ex-wife’s viciousness. I was the victim of daily bullying and abuse.
I’ve soaked up all this shitty abuse for years and years and years and now it’s all got to come out somehow. I’m fed up of being the punchbag. I’m fed up of being the scapegoat. I’m fed up of taking the blame for everything. I’m fed up of being the quiet keeper of secrets.
Yes, I’ve got to find a more positive way to channel this negative energy. Hitting back at the people who hurt me, in particular my parents and ex-wife, will never lead anywhere. The bullies and abusers never feel any remorse. They’ll never back down. They’ll never say sorry.
Retaliation & tit-for-tat… I know that it’s a dark path to go down. I know that the secret is to rise above it all. It’s hard to be the bigger person. It’s hard to just let things go when you’ve been wronged, even if the hatred is destroying you from the inside.
Some of my friends’ parents taught me to believe that two wrongs don’t make a right. They’re probably right, but the main problem is that retaliation is punished more harshly than bullying and abuse. We reward the bullies and the abusers and the bigger stronger people, and hand out trite platitudes to their victims.
But, it’s true, I am the bigger person. I know the chain of violence and abuse has to be broken. An eye for an eye leaves everyone blind.
I always thought that society would cleave itself in two, with the sensitive and intelligent beings creating a super-race that would have all the best technology, while the thick-skulled idiots would just slowly devolve into some more basic animal creature, which is quite well physically endowed but only uses its muscles to fight over food scraps and compete for other similarly dumb animal mates. These creatures would obviously very easy to herd and to keep separate from the elite.
When life was going well, I lost all the bitterness about my shitty childhood. At last, I was tasting the rewards for that abuse… I had risen above the herd of idiots. Sadly, as a horribly ironic twist, I ended up dating and then later marrying a bully, and she dragged me down to her level. It’s taken me a long time to realise that I need to distance myself from such people as soon as I can, and to get myself back into safe space, away from the herd of idiots.
It’s really hard to not be bitter & twisted, when you know you’ve got to rebuild so much. It’s really hard not to be angry and resentful at people who have profited from your labour, your industriousness, your ingenuity, your trust, your kindness.
I’m remarkably close to either a breakthrough or capitulation, suicide. Things are on a knife-edge. I have the opportunity to earn 3 or even 4 times what I could have done, weighed down by the abusive numbskulls. With money comes opportunity. With opportunity comes the benefit of all those tough experiences.
Now, I’m so passionately against bullying and abuse. I’m so passionately against living miserably. I’m so passionately against brutality and cruelty.
It would be easy for me to become cruel and bullying, as a result of having suffered so much shit myself, however my future hasn’t been written off by a few horrible and small-minded people. There’s a glimmer of an opportunity, and every chance I might rise above the herd of idiots once again.
I’ve got 6 months ahead of me before any kind of sense of security will return to my life. 6 months living under threat. 6 months where one thing going wrong could screw everything up. That’s a lot of pressure to live with every day. Everything has to go right, during the next 6 months, or else it takes me beyond the limit of what I can handle. There is no contingency. There is no safety margin. There is no excess fat.
As you can imagine, that makes me very tense, very highly strung, very anxious. That pressure comes out in a negative way sometimes, directed at those who dumped me in the shit, but I know that’s no use. That pressure comes out as hopelessness sometimes: a sense that I can never overcome the obstacles, and luck will never be in my favour for long enough to break free again. The hopelessness leads to suicidal thoughts.
So, tomorrow I start something that has real tangible value, to rebuild my life. However, don’t be surprised if the pressure is unbearable, and I fly off the handle at seemingly minor setbacks. Don’t be surprised if I’m still not quite able to bury the hatchet and stop being so aggressive, so violent in my communication towards my persecutors.
I’m a long way from breaking free again.
The geeks will inherit the earth
Tags: #bullying #parents #childhood #divorce #writing #career
This is a story about being an open book…
I’m having a crisis of confidence. I’ve written the best part of a quarter of a million words, but now I’m starting to feel like it’s all garbage. I’m losing my audience, and I’m losing my way… where am I going with this?
I’ve got experience of writing every day. I used to do it on a forum, and it brought very positive things to my life. Having that connection with a group of people formed the basis for friendships that later developed in to proper face-to-face relationships. It was also really confidence inspiring, finding out that people had read my stuff and found it interesting.
So, this could be seen as something immature. I’ve gone back to the things that I was doing in my early twenties, in an attempt to recapture some long-lost happiness and security. I’ve moved back to London, I’m working back in banking IT, I aspire to get back into kitesurfing and I’m writing every day… albeit in isolation.
When I started writing on the British KiteSurfing Association (BKSA) forum, the internet was a very different place. There was no Facebook. There was no Twitter. The internet had not yet been colonised by an army of bloggers, churning out a banal wall of white noise, as they attempted to fill the void in their boring isolated lives.
It was interesting that a friend said he had to take down his forum website because it was simply killed by spammers, trying to generate links to their crappy sites, in an attempt to push up their Google ranking. In an article he shared yesterday, a woman wrote about most of the comments in her blog being other bloggers trying to do the same: to generate traffic on their sites.
Fundamentally, the message is clear: nobody reads your boring shit. Stop writing. Don’t bother.
However, I’m not writing because I want the advertising revenue or product sponsorship deals. I’m writing because some crazy shit happened to me in recent years, and I want people to empathise. I can no longer carry the burden of having all these secrets. I can no longer handle having a load of experiences that I’ve never told to my friends and family.
A year ago, I was paranoid about being ‘found out‘ as somebody who came off the rails and had a tough time. I felt that my professional reputation would be ruined. I felt that people would recoil in horror, and that I would lose friendships, respect. The jury is still out, and I’ve pushed pretty hard into territory that makes me look really really bad, but I’m still here… pushing through it.
There is a kind of catharsis in sharing some stuff that’s eating you up inside. I guess it doesn’t have to be done so publicly, but my attempts to discuss this stuff over email fell on deaf ears. My attempts to discuss this stuff with my parents ended with them just wanting to avoid the topics. I don’t really see any friends on a regular basis, so I’ve been trapped all alone with my thoughts.
What I know about stuff online is that there are a lot more ‘lurkers‘ than you’re aware of. Far more people are reading than writing. People struggle to find the words of their own, and instead they try and find voices that echo their own sentiments. We find it much less scary to share something that was written by somebody else, that matches our own opinion, than to write down our own opinion. We almost feel as if our own opinion isn’t worthy, isn’t valid.
I guess I don’t really have that problem. I’m outspoken in any area that takes my interest. If I don’t have an opinion on something, I’ll think about it and then develop an opinion of my own. I like to think that my opinions have not been easily swayed, but are instead the rational conclusions drawn from the available evidence.
When I write some pieces which are pure opinion – like my rants about the pensions crisis, or how shitty young people’s prospects are – then I do kind of feel like I’m writing garbage. I don’t treat it as an academic exercise, and put in loads of references and quotes. I simply set out my opinion in strongly emotive language, because I obviously care deeply enough to write about it.
However, when I think about why I wrote something, it’s often because I’m bitter and angry about something else. It’s been quite clear from my writing that I’m pretty pissed off with my parents, and so these strong emotions start to express themselves in thinly veiled attacks on their politics and lifestyle choices. The fact that they sit in wealthy comfort while my sister and I struggle turns into an attack on rich Cotswold-dwelling upper middle class Conservative twits, like David Cameron… completely ignorant of the struggles of inner city and suburban ordinary people.
Why I have chosen to shame myself, and write about deeply embarrassing personal stuff and mistakes that I have made, is somewhat more complicated.
There’s a huge risk that I’m going to slip backwards into the traps that threatened to destroy my life, during the last few years. I’m scared about how chaotic my life was, how close I came to death, life-changing injury and permanent madness. I want to have some kind of record of my ups and downs, to put things into my own words and demystify what’s been going on.
My perception is that I’m currently fairly healthy. I’m struggling with depression and anxiety, but all my feelings of paranoia, my jumbled up disordered thoughts and the really strange ideas and terrible plans or schemes… they’ve all subsided. Now, I feel quite practical, quite realistic, quite sane. I feel mostly normal.
It’s not healthy to regard yourself with suspicion, to think of yourself as unwell. I’m pretty sure I’m not unwell, but it’s taking time to get back on my feet. Repairing the damage caused by traumatic events in your life is not quick and it’s not easy. If you’ve read any of my story, you’ll know that I’ve had a remarkable turnaround from where I was, at my lowest ebb.
I’ve got no idea who’s still reading this, and what their perception is of me, but my objective now is to try and demonstrate that I’m stabilising, that I’m getting back to normal. I want to try and reassure people that I’m not a lost cause, and that I’m on top of the scary things that threatened to consume me. I want people to see me as somebody worthwhile, somebody worth being friends with, somebody interesting, not just as a gruesome jester, not just as a fizzing, bubbling, seething mass of self-destructive insanity.
It would be nice if I can write a new, happier, more normal chapter in my story. It would be nice if that chapter included some supporters, but I appreciate that my story has been very hard to follow. I’ve been hard work, but I hope I’m worth it in the end.
Fundamentally, I’m humbled, even if it doesn’t come across very well.
I’m starting to get a bit paranoid about my employers finding this blog, but if I keep writing, all the madness is going to get buried under far too much text for them to bother reading
Tags: #writing #mentalhealth #career