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Advent Calendar (Day Fifteen)
This is a story about three types of people…

There are only 3 types of people in the world. That’s it. The whole of humanity can be divided into just 3 buckets. If you want to label people, you can use one of these 3 handy labels, to judge people.

But 3 doesn’t sound like very many? Aren’t people way more complicated than that? Aren’t there 12 buckets that people are put in, like signs of the zodiac? Yes, isn’t your star sign all you need to know about a person to figure out everything you need to know about a person? If you know somebody’s star sign, you just have to look at their horoscope for the day, and you can predict their future, right?

Well, maybe all that horoscope stuff is bunkum. Maybe it’s New Age hippy crap that doesn’t mean anything. I mean, it’s not very scientific, is it? Everybody knows that horoscope writers just put generic stuff that could apply to anybody. That’s the skill in writing horoscopes: writing statements that are ambiguous enough that they could apply to anybody.

So what about Myers-Briggs? Isn’t 16 types of people rather than 12 the solution? Having 16 buckets to put 7 billion people into is surely the solution to the madness of believing in horoscopes. Yes, those extra 4 buckets make all the difference.

I do take some pride from the fact that I come out as an ENTJ – Field Marshal – personality type, when I’m tested, which is only 1 to 3% of the population. However, I have a way of simplifying things and making them very black & white. I’m a computer programmer, so I like binary. There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don’t.

So, the best I can do is to categorise people into 3 buckets, so that they can be judged and mistreated accordingly. We seem to love prejudice and presumption, and bullying people, so I’ve developed a really simple test and a form of categorising people into just 3 categories.

Here it is…

Type I – Potential Addicts

The potential addict is somebody who has not yet tried addictive substances. An addictive substance is anything psychoactive that alters your perception of reality, with examples being:
- Alcohol
- Caffeine (as found in tea, coffee and cola)
- Nicotine (as found in cigarettes, cigars, shisha and vape)
- Medication for depression & anxiety
- Pain medication
- Legal highs
- Narcotics (illegal drugs)
The potential addict has not yet tried any of these things, so we do not yet know if this person is an addict. These people are normally children, because most adults have been exposed to one of the above substances.

Only if you have never tried any of the above substances, can you be considered to be a potential addict.

You need to be really honest when you are answering the single question that identifies you as a potential addict.

Here’s the only question you need to answer:

Have you ever taken any of the substances listed above?

The next part is really easy. If the answer is no, then you are a potential addict and your capacity for addiction is as yet unknown. You should be regarded with fear and mistrust. You are a ticking time bomb of addiction. You are a potential monster. You are a menace to society.

Type II – Addicts

The addict is somebody who, at least once every 3 to 6 months, takes an addictive substance. An addictive substance is anything psychoactive that alters your perception of reality, with examples being:
- Alcohol
- Caffeine (as found in tea, coffee and cola)
- Nicotine (as found in cigarettes, cigars, shisha and vape)
- Medication for depression & anxiety
- Pain medication
- Legal highs
- Narcotics (illegal drugs)
The addict takes these substances on a regular basis. Whether that’s every 3 to 6 months, or daily dosages of the demonic plant alkaloid known as caffeine. Addicts who drink steaming hot cups of addiction are littered throughout society, flagrantly parading their lack of willpower and devil-may-care attitude to the damage they’re doing to themselves and others.

Addicts who smoke or vape are smelly and are setting fire to money on a regular basis and inhaling toxic combustion products, and toxic chemicals. This insanity is further evidence that they have been possessed by a demon. That demon is addiction. These people are monsters. They should be shot at dawn. Their heads should be put on a spike.

Medically sanctioned addiction is no better. Just because your doctor (a.k.a. drug dealer) gave you medication for pain, that’s no different from scoring heroin on a street corner. There is zero difference between obtaining medication for depression, or injecting heroin to treat your crushing emotional damage. Zero. Nada. Exactly the same thing.

You need to be really honest when you are answering the single question that identifies you as an addict.

Here’s the only question you need to answer:

Do you take any of the substances listed above (every 3 to 6 months or more regularly)?

The next part is really easy. If the answer is yes, then you are an addict and you need help. Why are you wasting money and damaging your health taking substances? There’s no excuse.

Because you can’t stop taking these substances, you have proven to the world that you have no self-control. You have proven to the world that you have no willpower. You have proven to the world that you’re weak. You selfish monster. I hate you. Pooh you! You shitting pooh-pooh head! Stinky bum head!

You lose, addict.

Type III – Non-Addicts

The non-addict is somebody who has tried addictive substances but has not become addicted. The definition of not being addicted is having tried something, but choosing not to take addictive substance. The very process of not taking an addictive substance is what defines a non-addict.

The non-addict is aware of the effects of addictive substances, but chooses not to use them. The non-addict is somebody who demonstrates willpower and self-control. The non-addict, is by their very omission, proving that they are not addicted. They have tried, and they resist the temptations of the addictive substances.

Not taking addictive substances, having tried them, is the only way to prove that you’re not a potential addict. If you haven’t tried addictive substances, you simply don’t know whether you’re an addict or not. A non-addict can conclusively show that they are not an addict. Quod erat demonstrandum.

Non-addicts are completely abstinent from all of the following substances:
- Alcohol
- Caffeine (as found in tea, coffee and cola)
- Nicotine (as found in cigarettes, cigars, shisha and vape)
- Medication for depression & anxiety
- Pain medication
- Legal highs
- Narcotics (illegal drugs)
The non-addict has tried one or more of these substances, and proven that they are not an addict, by not taking them. If you take any of the above substances, you are an addict, not a non-addict.

It’s a really easy test to see if you’re an addict or not. If you drink tea, coffee or cola, you’re probably an addict who is in denial. Denial is not a river in Africa. Denial is when you deliberately ignore the evidence.

Non-addicts have collected evidence that they are not addicts. Non-addicts are laughing at you when you accuse them of being addicts, in between sips from your coffee cup.

There’s a simple test to see if you’re a non-addict or not. You have to go for more than 6 months without having any of the addictive substances you’ve tried. Yes that’s right: any of the substances. Because addictions can be transferred, you can’t just stop taking heroin and take up drinking coffee. You can’t just stop smoking cigarettes and start having cups of tea. That’s just transferring your addiction.

Here’s the only question you need to answer:

Do you take any of the substances listed above (every 3 to 6 months or more regularly)?

The next part is really easy. If the answer is no, then you are a non-addict and you can laugh at anybody who talks to you about addiction in between cups of coffee and puffs on cigarettes, while swallowing loads of medications etc. etc.

If you break your abstinence by taking any of the listed substances, then you are an addict. There’s no cheating. There are no excuses. You are self-medicating for your untreated addiction if you take anything from the list above. You might be in denial if you’re saying things like “yes, but” or fooling yourself about how regularly you are taking addictive substances.

Only a non-addict is able to go for over 6 months without any of the substances listed above. And only a non-addict can stick two fingers up at you and laugh and call you a c**t. Yes, non-addicts are allowed to be all high and mighty, and look down their nose sneeringly at you. Only a non-addict is allowed to be pious and critical of your lifestyle. Only a non-addict is allowed to act all holier-than-thou and pretend they’re whiter than white.

It’s an established fact that non-addicts are allowed to be as horrible as they like to Type I and Type II people, because they’re inferior. The Type I and Type II people are weak and worthless, and can be treated with disdain, contempt and disrespect. Type I and Type II people are literally pieces of s**t that shouldn’t be p**sed on if they’re on fire.

I think you’ll find that this logic is completely watertight. I think you will find that there is not a single flaw in this reasoning. I’m sure that you’ll agree wholeheartedly with this new system of classification, given that it is reasoned from unquestionable base principles.

My own mother used to take heroin, but then stopped. She believes that this proves she isn’t a heroin addict. Her reasoning is pretty sound. Seems to make sense to me, at least. Well done her.

Only my Mum still smokes and she’s a total alcoholic. Oh, and she drinks loads of tea and coffee. So I guess she’s still an addict. Oh, oops. So her stopping taking heroin really didn’t prove anything, did it? No. Especially as she was still taking other illegal drugs. Yes, there seems to be a flaw in her logic.

I like my Mum, even if she’s a total alcoholic junkie. She decided to have a baby (me) with another alcoholic junkie, which is a shame, but at least they never judged me, because they’re aware of their own addictions.

Oh no, hang on a second. There was that time when they walked into my house and stopped me from emailing psychiatrists about a hospital admission to treat my Bipolar Disorder, and instead accused me of being a drug addict and dragged me outside where some work colleagues saw me and wondered why I wasn’t at work.

Yes, it seems rather odd that a couple of drug addicts would enter the private home of a person with a mental illness, and drag him through the streets, accusing him of having a drug addiction. That would seem to be rather hypocritical to me.

I wonder what the psychological effects of such action would be. To shame your son for the guilt that you yourself carry. To blame your son for your own lack of willpower and addiction. That would be pretty shitty, wouldn’t it?

Yes, my parents kinda like to pass the buck. They think they’re so smart, but they’re just out to cover their own guilt. They’re pretty paranoid and psychotic after so many years of extensive drug and alcohol abuse. Years and years and years. It takes its toll on the body and the mind. They have lost the plot. They’re fucking senile.

Oh, what about me?

Well, I’ve not been drinking for 82 days, but I’ve been abstinent from all the other substances for 6 months. I’m well on my way to non-addict status. I’m a lot more of a non-addict than anybody else I know. That’s why I find it so insulting and offensive when people want to talk to me about alcohol, drugs etc.

If you want to know about being a non-addict you should be asking me, not telling me things. I can tell you about how hard it is to flush all psychoactive substances from your life. They are ubiquitous. They put caffeine in all sorts of things, so that you get hooked on those products.

I have started to hear people saying “sugar is a drug” and that’s given me an idea.

When you eat food, your body will break it down and convert the carbohydrates into glucose, because glucose is what powers every cell in your body. Your human body runs on glucose and oxygen. Your body runs on sugar.

However, I accept the challenge.

I’ve decided that as my final challenge I will go without sugar. Given that sugar is glucose, and all food is converted to glucose, I will have to go without food. Yes, if I’m going to quit sugar, I will have to quit food.

So, I’ve decided to go on hunger strike. Yes, when you’re all stuffing yourselves with your Christmas dinner, I think I will go and stay in a tent (houses are a drug?) and just live on fresh air. I’m going to quit food for Xmas. How’s about that?

I’m just taking things to their logical conclusion. The only way to prove that you’re a non-addict is to give up on food.

If you give up on food, pretty soon you give up on oxygen. Oxygen is a drug. You keep taking breath after breath, you oxygen addict!

I’m going to quit food, because food contains sugar, and sugar is a drug. By quitting food, I get to quit oxygen too.

Yes, when I’m dead from starvation, suffocation, you will be able to see just how brilliant not being addicted to anything is. Make sure you have a warm cup of tea or coffee with some sugar in it to sip at my funeral. The glucose from the sugar will help to keep you warm, and the caffeine will help you concentrate on whatever bullshit the preacher is spouting.

Hurrah for me. I’m a fucking genius. I’ve figured out how to not be addicted to ANYTHING.

Yes, I’m going to sit in my tent, with no food, no sex, no internet, no gambling and certainly no tea or coffee. I’ve never smoked and I don’t take drugs, so it should be fairly easy. I just need to beat a few hunger pangs and then the pain will be over.

I’m looking forward to an eternity as a non-addict. The dead aren’t addicted to anything. Hurrah for the dead. I aspire to be dead. I’m mostly there.

Have a little think about what type of person you are. Be honest. How long have you honestly done, without a single drop of any of the substances I listed? You’re going to have to be super duper honest because addiction makes you lie to yourself and others

Tags: #addiction #alcohol #drugs #bipolar #mentalhealth #childhood #parents #notanonymous
15 December 2015
Advent Calendar (Day Fourteen)

This is a story about libido…

You’re probably not aware of the role that your sex drive plays in your thoughts and actions, but it’s the most fundamental force in your human behaviour. It’s programmed into your DNA to procreate. It’s essential for the survival of the species.

Ask yourself the philosophical question why are we here? What is your answer? If it’s something about watching TV or getting fat and dying or going to work, then you’re clearly not a very elevated thinker. If it’s something to do with children, then you’re at least able to identify that you’re basically just an animal under your fancy clothes.

Personally, I want to figure out as much as possible about how the Universe works. I want to answer questions about the fundamental nature of reality. I want to know the answers to unanswerable questions. But how do we know they’re unanswerable unless we search for answers?

Theologians from all religions were content to come up with some hand-wavy claptrap theory that wasn’t backed by any experimental evidence. They attempted to come up with convenient ideas that dumb people could grasp, and could be neatly packaged into sermons and soundbites, so that the ideas would spread like a horrible virus of stupidity.

People like to spread ideas, just like they enjoy spreading their genetic material. Being influential, being a thought leader… it brings you more power & status, and therefore the better potential mates. If you are a powerful thought leader, you get to have a pretty girlfriend or a hunky boyfriend. It comes down to sex, again.

Every time you get a new Twitter follower, or a retweet, or a like on Facebook, or a post shared, or a friend request, or a comment that engages with something you shared or liked or posted yourself… you get a dopamine hit. Your brain rewards you for spreading seeds.

Internet memes and email chain letters. These kinds of things are just somebody wanting to test the reach of themself as a cult personality. You see loads and loads and loads of pictures of teachers being shared, holding a piece of cardboard that says “Let’s see if I can get this shared in Australia. Do it for your kids!” or some other lame patheticness.

If you don’t have kids of your own, you feel acutely aware that you’re dying, and you’re not going to leave any mark on the world. Yup, you’ll be gone and forgotten, because you have no genetic heirs who might carry on your name and your teachings. Parents are very influential in their kids lives, beyond the genetic material they give to them. They shape their values and their fundamental ideas.

Because I don’t like my parents, I reject their ideas and values. Instead of history, I studied geography. Instead of religion, I study science. Instead of the piano, I learn the guitar. Instead of being a Conservative, I’m a socialist. Instead of being a selfish c**t, I’m a humanist. You get the general idea.

So it looks like I’m very down on parents, but really I’m not. I see lots and lots of great parents out there who give their kids a brilliant life. I see lots and lots of parents out there who love their kids and make them feel loved and cherished and cared for and happy. I see lots of my friends with smiling happy looking children, and I know that because my friends are caring and nice, they are caring and nice parents too.

It looks like I’m being down on teachers, but I’m really not. I had some amazing teachers who I can still remember the names of, and loads of really important things that they taught me. I had teachers who really went the extra mile, and taught me the things that are really important in my life and allowed me to distance myself from my parents and escape a horrible life.

I’m a big believer in planned parenthood. If you’re not going to go the distance with kids, don’t get involved in their lives. Kids need consistency, reliability, inspiration, praise, love & care. The world has plenty of things that are going to kill kids and injure them and knock their confidence and destroy their self-esteem. It’s not a parent’s job to add to a child’s woes.

In the UK we have a nanny state. However, that doesn’t mean that you’re a rich Victorian who has employed a nanny to rear your children. What it is supposed to mean is that there’s a safety net there if you f**k up. You’re not supposed to f**k up. Having a safety net there does not mean you can just take drugs and not work, and spawn as many children as you want.

It sounds like I’m having a go at a tranche of society, but I’m not. I’m aware that there are a huge number of young people who just smoke dope and play computer games. It looks to the untrained eye like they’re lazy and idle, but the fact is that they have no prospects, no opportunities.

Those kids who sit around smoking dope and playing computer games have been failed by parents who decided to have children without thinking about their future. The time to plan for a child’s future is before they’re born. You line up your ducks and then you shoot them down. You don’t just risk it and hope for the best, unless you want to go back to living in caves and bashing each other over the head with clubs.

Earlier this year, I was sent this photo from a girl I knew. I looked at the date stamp of the image. The photo was taken in 2006. I put the image into Google Reverse Image Search and found that she had taken the image from another woman’s blog. That’s rather strange behaviour.

The strangest part was that she claimed to be pregnant by me, even though I hadn’t ejaculated in her vagina. The thing about being pregnant is, that it usually involves ejaculation into a vagina. Some sperm have to be ejected near enough to the cervix for those little tadpoles to swim to an egg and fertilise it. I’m not sure if I have super sperm, but I’m pretty sure they can’t travel through time, get another woman pregnant and then transport the foetus forward in time and implant it in a different womb. Maybe I’m just a bit too heavily reliant on this science stuff though?

Yeah, I put my faith in technology and science, rather than religion, and it turns out that I was right. You do have to ejaculate in somebody’s vagina for them to become pregnant. It turns out she wasn’t pregnant. What a bizarre turn of events. Who would have thought that I could have planned to not get somebody pregnant like that?

There have been other times when there’s been a risk but there’s this thing called the morning after pill, which is an exceedingly unpleasant thing to have to take. I’d never recommend or suggest a woman should take it. I imagine that you wouldn’t take it unless you want to be really careful that you don’t have a baby after a moment of drunken madness.

Babies are for life, not just an inconvenient mistake.

Yes, if you decide to keep your baby, you should really prepare yourself to go the distance. You might have to look after that kid for up to 18 years. That’s a long time. They’re also not cute like a kitten or a puppy. They scream and shit and vomit everywhere. Your fanny will get ripped to pieces and all your nice things will get covered in snot.

Babies also grow into little children who need trainers and a tracksuit or whatever sub-culturally appropriate clothes they need to wear in order to not be beaten to shit for non-conformity. They can be your special little angel, who is unique and is going to be a brain surgeon. Yes they can be your fantasy, but only in your f**king dreams. At least let them not be bullied their entire f**king childhood if you send them to school rather than locking them in a basement.

I don’t know if you can tell from this photo, but I wasn’t very well. I had been sleeping rough on Hampstead Heath. I bumped into this friend when I was looking for a warm bed for the night and she was very keen that she get this photo of us together. I was very keen to get some sleep. Sleeping rough is hard.

So why on earth would a woman want to get pregnant by a homeless guy anyway? It seems ridiculous. Probably the very least likely person to be able to provide a happy stable home for a growing infant. Well, my theory is that women’s caring instincts are activated by seeing a proverbial bird with a broken wing.

It does work to a certain extent. If you can’t find Mr Perfect, you can find somebody who’s heartbroken and in trouble and help to fix them up. You can fix a man and make him happy and healthy. I don’t recommend or condone faking a pregnancy though. You shouldn’t take things that far.

Because my parents lied about supporting me, I had to turn to friends and girlfriends. My parents told me they would help me get through my difficult divorce, until my house was finally sold and I was back on my own two feet again in London. They are liars. There was no support. They just lied. They liked saying the words “we’ll support you, we’ll help” but they had no intention of helping anybody. They are liars and c**ts.

Luckily, there is a peer-to-peer support network. Friends and girlfriends helped me out when my parents lies were exposed as nothing but hot air.

My parents are always looking for an excuse not to help. They are masters of the reason why they aren’t going to do what they committed to doing, or just lying. They will say something and then deny they ever said it, if it’s more convenient to just lie. They figured out that it’s easier to just tell the world you’re a good parent, to lie about being a good parent, than to actually do the hard work of being a good parent.

Being a good parent is hard work. Alternatively, you can just concentrate on lying, then you don’t have to do the hard work. If you just concentrate on sitting around taking drugs and lying and training your kid to hide your guilt, then you have a lot more time & money for drugs and alcohol.

The problem is, that you are dumping your child onto the state. The child doesn’t expect it, because your child trusts you and believes your lies. The state doesn’t expect rich middle class parents to dump their kids on the state either, which means that those kids end up stuck in a precarious position.

The state can’t really afford to support any broken homes. I don’t feel entitled to state support, but I do feel aggrieved when people who supposedly care about me break their promises. Especially when those promises are repeatedly and insistently made. If you make some throwaway remark about “just let us know if there’s anything we can do to help” then I understand that you just like the way those words sound. You just like the warm fuzzy feeling you’re giving yourself by making some empty offer you have no intention on making good on.

My parents work very hard to demonise me. To ruin my good standing with people. To blacken my name. Family life is much easier if you’ve picked a black sheep to be the one you blame for your own shortcomings.

My Dad had previously used his own brother as the black sheep. He liked to spread negative gossip about his own brother, and generally ostracise and antagonise him. When his brother sufficiently distanced himself from my unpleasant father, he moved on to me. I’m now the guy who he likes to bitch and whine about, while with his other face pretending like he’s a supportive Dad.

The fact of the matter is that he perpetuates a co-dependent abusive relationship with my Mum. He’s horribly abusive to her. They managed to numb themselves to the destructive nature of their horrible relationship, by taking loads of drugs and getting drunk all the time, but they’re horrible spiteful people when they’re together. They hardly have any friends because they’re so horrible to be around.

So, I’ve decided to break the cycle. Because I have a brain. Because I have self-awareness and I can self-direct my actions, I have decided that I’m not going to pass the buck. I’m not going to pass on the blame. I’m going to shove it right back to where it belongs. My Dad needs to stop abusing his girlfriend (my Mum) and stop being such a critic and a liar and a spreader of malicious crap. He needs to support my Mum and her kids or f**k off and die.

Obviously, it would be pretty hard on me to force his hand on this matter, so it’s probably best if I just distance myself from him. However, I do worry that he will make my Mum’s life even more hellish, or find another victim for his abuse. I feel responsible for stopping him from spreading any more human misery.

One way I have decided to stop the spread of his influence, is by considering my own potential fatherhood very carefully. It’s very important to me that I’m absolutely nothing like that complete c**t. It’s very important to me that if I do decide to have kids, that they have a really happy childhood and they’re well supported when they need support.

Just having sex and then lying about taking responsibility is not acceptable. Abandoning your kids onto the state is not acceptable, especially when you have promised to help and misled your kids into believing they can count on you.

I’ve always planned around the idea that my parents are a complete waste of space and I’ll need to make my own way in life, which is why I paid for the deposit and mortgage on my house and fully furnished it and spent loads of money on it, all without a single penny of parental support.

However, when I was going through a horrible divorce, moving from Bournemouth back to London, trying to find work, working on a new startup idea, reconnecting with friends and my business network… my parents were interested in earning money from me, while I waited for the equity in my home to be released. It was easier than going to a commercial lender. The problem is, that my parents are liars.

I could have arranged a bridging loan, but my Mum, on multiple occasions, reassured me that I didn’t need to go through all the hassle of arranging a bridging loan. Given the fact that I had a huge pile of equity in my home, and we were only talking about a very small amount of money, and a potentially very healthy rate of interest for them, it seemed to be a win:win situation.

The problem is that my Dad’s a c**t. He talked my own Mum out of helping her son and left me high & dry. What an utter c**t. They waited until the last minute and then pulled the rug out from under my feet. What total c**ts.

Don’t make promises you have no intention of keeping.

I wonder if it’s some Munchausen by Proxy thing. I wonder if my parents like keeping me sick and desperate. They are certainly a couple of irrelevant shrivelled up junkie alcoholic c**ts who should be kept away from the world. They certainly have nothing of value to offer, except to die and finally allow my sister and me to stop being beaten down by their harsh criticism, laziness and unrealistic expectations.

Anyway, I’m exhausted by it all. If they think they have won, and they get to label me for life and die smug, buried with their hoarded wealth but hated by their kids, because they totally failed as parents, then f**k them. I will shame them as much as I possibly can. I’ve done enough to prove my value. I’ve done enough to prove my work ethic, my ingenuity, my resourcefulness, my kindness, my caring. I’ve done enough.

I’m done, I’m through, I’m fed up, I’m p**sed off and I’m at the limit. I’m at the bitter end. I can’t take it anymore.

I’ve been strung along. I’ve been lied to and had enough promises broken. I’ve had enough of the smug cunts telling everybody they’re doing everything they can when really they’re just undermining me and leading me on.

Yes, I’ve been led on. I was sold a lie. I was told that parents should be respected. I was led to believe that parents care. Throughout my childhood all I saw was that they cared more about having enough drugs and booze and cigarettes. They cared more about sitting around with their few friends or arguing with each other. That’s where the time went. That’s where the energy went. That’s where the money went.

Sex is a dangerous thing if you’re having it unprotected and you’re not prepared to take the morning after pill or get an abortion for a child who you have no intention of loving and caring for. If you’re not going to love your kids, kill them in the womb.

I’m going to abort myself, age 36. It’s the abortion my mum should have had.

You like coffee for the same reason why you like sex and you like drugs… dopamine is released in your brain. You’re just chasing a high, and you might be doing it so recklessly that you’re making unhappy little children (October 2013)

Tags: #parents #childhood #divorce #addiction #alcohol #mentalhealth #suicide

14 December 2015
Advent Calendar (Day Twelve)

This is a story about telling the truth…

I apologise for the lengthy 87,000 word preamble, but it has been in preparation for the revelation of some really shocking truths.

I’m actually still trying to psych myself up to tell some parts of the story, because I know that I’m going to be burning bridges big time, but I don’t feel like they’re places I’d want to go back to anyway. Those places need to be shut down with extreme prejudice. Those bridges need to be burnt.

I’ve effectively had an ‘access all areas‘ back-stage pass to a lot of stuff that the public barely know exists. I’ve worked on gold bullion vault projects, nuclear submarine projects, cryptographic encryption projects and on the number one projects in the world’s biggest banks. I’ve single handedly produced number one iPhone apps and been invited to speak about what I do at top academic institutions. These are my credentials.

So, I’m puffing myself up, like a blowfish. I’m like the scared cat, with its fur all stood on end and its back arched. I’m like the pompous twat, with his chest pushed out and his fake voice booming out, disturbing everybody’s peace and quiet. Am I a narcissist? No, I’m just trying not to be eaten by predators.

Am I trying to make you like me? Do I think I’m likeable? Do I think I’m charming, charismatic? Do I think I’m special? Well, I have done the maths. I’m one of 7 billion people on planet earth and I’m 99.5% genetically identical to every single one of them. So I’m half a percent different from 7,000,000,000, which means I’m roughly the same as 35 million people, statistically speaking.

There are – for arguments sake – about 70 million people in the UK. I’ve used a higher number than the official figures for convenient maths, and because the government doesn’t count the huge number of ‘illegal‘ immigrants who live here. So I represent about half the population of the U.K: 35,000,000. I’m literally 1 in 2. There’s a 50:50 chance you might meet another me, here in the UK.

So I’m really Mr Average. There you have it. I’m a straight down the middle regular Joe Bloggs. Anything I can do, you can do too. I’m not special. I’m not unique. I’m not different.

I’ve done a paper round, just like you. I’ve done washing up in a pub and a hotel, just like you. I’ve worked in a shop on a Saturday, just like you. I went to state comprehensive school, just like you. I went to 6th form college, just like you. I did an apprenticeship, just like you. I worked 9 to 5, just like you. I learned a skilled trade, just like you. I had a mortgage, just like you. I had a current account and a savings account, just like you. I used to mow the lawn on a Sunday, just like you. I used to spend a considerable proportion of my income on DIY and home improvements, just like you. I was making a little nest, ready to spawn some clones of myself, just like you.

Only, one day, I threw down my tools and said I’d had enough.

At first, I couldn’t actually carry on working even though I wanted to. I had gotten myself a new job, and it was quite exciting, interesting and challenging. I was working with some cool people on a cool project. But for some reason I couldn’t get out of bed. Maybe I was lazy? Maybe I was a spoiled brat? Maybe I was too posh and rich, and too arrogant and stuff to be bothered to go to work like everybody else?

Well, as I remember it, I just couldn’t take it any more. I broke down. The machine had been pushed beyond its design tolerance, beyond its threshold, beyond its capabilities, beyond its rev limiter, and it had shaken itself to pieces. You should know that at this point, the machine was only powered by food, water, alcohol and caffeine… just like everybody else.

Was I a functional alcoholic? Well, we’ve explored this already, so I’m not going to go over it again, but let’s just say this: I never drank alone. I always drank with colleagues and friends. I always had drinking buddies, and I never drank more than anybody else in my social sphere.

Alcohol is more than a social lubricant though. They say that money is the lubricant for capitalism, but I think that alcohol is the lubricant for capitalism. The more money, the more alcohol. It was limitless. As long as your work got done, nobody cared how pissed you were.

The thing about doing the same job for 19 years is that it gets pretty easy. It gets very monotonous and boring and paint-by-numbers. Even when you’re building a banking system to process a quadrillion dollars, it looks like the same 1’s and 0’s in binary. All computer code looks the same, whether it’s launching Tomahawk missiles or processing Credit Default Swaps.

We used to say “nobody dies if our code f**ks up” on the non-mission-critical projects. That’s not strictly true though.

When a massive beast like a giant multinational corporation starts to die, rich people get pretty trigger happy. Yes, people are prepared to kill other people in order to protect their dollars. My own parents were prepared to kill me in order to protect their pot of gold, so I’ve seen it first hand.

The thing you don’t realise, when you’re watching all that ‘free‘ TV is that you’re a TV addict. If you didn’t pay for something, then you are the product. Your mind is being sold to the highest bidder. Even when you do pay for something, you might still be being marketed to… you wanna be James Bond, right? Better go and buy that expensive watch you saw him wearing then.

But this conquest of your heart and mind is more subtle than just being sold a product. You are also being sold a lie. You are being told simplistic stories about good vs. evil. You are told stories about cowboy & indians, cops & robbers, earthlings & aliens, superheros & bad guys, black & white. You are being dumbed down. You are being put into a childish mindset.

Barely a few months after this photo was taken, my parents marched into my house, that I bought with my money that I earned, and called me a drug addict. They are total fucking idiots.

One of my earliest memories is waking up in a hospital bed at Oxford John Radcliffe Hospital. There were two scared looking drug addicts, going through withdrawal there looking at me. They had really dumb expressions on their faces. They had no idea what was going on in their drug addled lives. They were my parents, and they had hospitalised me because they’re irresponsible cunts.

My parents have not got a clue how hard modern life is. They were gifted the deposit money to get a house, because they had failed to plan properly how to support their child. They needed their parents money, because they were too busy taking drugs and getting fucked up to act responsibly.

Do you know what I’d do if I got a girl pregnant? I’d get a fucking job.

My parents think they’re special and different. They think they are entitled to not have to work hard. They think they’re entitled to sit in judgement over the world, despite having achieved nothing other than to inflict misery on innocent human lives. Being the child of a pair of junkies is miserable work, I can tell you. It’s hard work having to be the responsible one, because you are chaperoning a pair of losers who are too fucked up to put food on the table and a roof over the family’s head.

When we come to talk about bail-outs in the coming months. We should remember that my parents had a free University education and they spent their parents money fucking about. They went travelling and had a lovely time swanning around spending other people’s money. They sat around taking cocaine and doing jigsaws with their adult friends, rather than taking their kid on an outing. They took me to the pub and left me with alcoholics who worked on the US Air Force base, who told me all about nuclear war. Little boys don’t really want to know about nuclear war. It kind of fucks them up.

Yes, I remember this guy Wayne, used to boast all the time about nuclear weapons destroying every living thing on the planet of the Earth. That’s a lovely bedtime story for a 3 year old, isn’t it? Well done mum & dad. Great parenting. Gold star. Cunts.

So, if I’m against the proliferation of nuclear armamants and I’m a vociferous supporter of nuclear disarmament… that’s the reason. We should ban the bomb, because being bombed to shit by nuclear weapons is terrifying for your children. You shouldn’t be sitting around taking drugs and getting drunk with your friends. If you give a shit about your kids you should be protesting about the proliferation of nukes.

Yes, my parent’s were caught napping. They were asleep on the cunting job. While they were putting flowers in each others hair and taking heroin, magic mushrooms and LSD, snorting loads of cocaine and wandering round in a stoned fucked up daze, alcoholic stupor and generally dribbling like cross-eyed imbeciles, and occasionally spawning an unloved child, the world went to rack & ruin. You total cunts.

My parents never gave a shit about saving for a proper pension. Their parents had been prudent, and had put money into index-linked pensions that provided for a reasonable retirement. My parents plan was to put all their money into drugs and not give two fucks about the future, or even the present. Yes, the present was a pretty miserable time, because if there’s one thing we know about drugs, it’s that there’s a comedown.

My parents like to boast that they were never really addicted. What absolute horse shit. If you have an expensive habit that’s damaging to the entire family’s health and wealth, to the point where my grandparents had to bail you the fuck out, and buy you a house, then you fucked up, you total addict fucking losers.

My mum still smokes, and has a major alcohol problem. She’s self-medicating for anxiety issues. Yes… being a shit parent is supposed to make you anxious. That’s called guilt. That thing you’re trying to numb… that’s your guilty conscience for being a shit parent.

If you don’t adjust your lifestyle according to the needs of your dependents, then you’re a fucking selfish cunt. If you can’t even see what’s going on in reality because you’re too messed up by all the drink and drug abuse… you are a really sorry messed up individual.

My parents live in a kind of co-dependency, where they support each others warped worldview. The only person who’s friends with them is a guy with learning difficulties, and even that is co-dependent. That poor guy is just lonely, and he likes to have a drink… my parents drink with him, because he makes them feel like they’re superior. They don’t like normal friends, because they remind them that they’re alcoholic junkie shit parents who never adjusted their disgusting lifestyle for their kids.

My Dad’s really horrible and abusive to my Mum, but she defends him, so it’s hard to do anything. It’s important to defend somebody’s character, but don’t defend the indefensible. Don’t defend an abuser. Don’t defend somebody who gets sent to the supermarket to buy food and comes back with drugs. Don’t defend somebody who’s supposed to put a roof over the family’s heads but can’t be bothered because they’re too fucked up on drugs.

I’m supposed to support these cunts in their happy retirement, am I? Why?

This is the legacy. This is the lunacy of mortgaging your children in order to pay for your disgusting lifestyle. This is the smoking gun. This is the whodunnit for a generation that got screwed over. This is a pointed finger, that shows where the blame really lies.

So, I’m being disruptive. I’m laying the foundations. I’m laying out my stall. I’m setting out my case. I’m taking on the establishment. I’m taking on the status quo.

I live and work in glass palaces, but I’m going to throw stones, because these places need to be smashed down. People have been kept below glass ceilings for too long. People have been oppressed by a generation who have achieved nothing, for far too long. Widening the rich-poor gap and fucking over your grandchildren’s future, through pollution and completely screwing the global economy is nothing to be proud of. You’ve got no authority and you’ve got no credentials.

I suggest you start giving away your hoarded wealth as fast as you can, if you want to help your family. Give it away, share, spread the wealth if you want to retain even a fraction of your standard of living.

Soon, it’s not going to matter who’s got the most. It’s going to matter who gave the most, when you are put on trial.

Yes, the newest generations are going to put you on trial for crimes against humanity. You’re all as guilty as each other, so the only way to judge people’s character is based on their generosity. My parents are tight-fisted cunts.

You’re economically enslaving your children. You are chaining them up. You’re doing nothing, sitting on that couch watching brain-washing TV and reading rubbish newspapers. Get off your lazy arses you cunts (October 2013)

Tags: #politics #childhood #parents #capitalism #addiction

12 December 2015
Advent Calendar (Day Five)

This is a story about my cyclical nature…

When my tale is finally told, I hope you will understand why people enter a mood disorder cycle. It’s not about broken brains. It’s about abused children.

Does abuse have to mean being kiddy fiddled by your uncle? Does abuse have to mean being touched in private places? Does abuse have to mean sexual abuse? Well, everything links back to sex in some way, but the web of life is incomprehensibly complex, so I suggest you just listen for now.

I went to playgroup from the age of 3, went to school at the age of 4, and stayed in school until the age of 17. It was horrific. Every single year, my Dad did something to f**k up my chances of having any self esteem and avoiding relentless daily bullying.

Yes, I’m singling out my Dad, because he’s a total cunt. My mum is loving, and has tried very hard to make her children feel loved, but she’s got the shittest taste in men imaginable. My surname – Grant – comes from her ex-husband, who was a heroin addict. That’s lovely. Instead of being Nick Newton – perhaps a descendent of a famous physicist – I’m Nick Grant, named after a heroin addict. Brilliant.

Keith – as I very clearly remember him telling me – does not want to be called “Dad“… “who’s Dad?” he would say to me, when I was only about 3 years old and learning to talk. “I’m not Dad, I’m Keith” that’s a lovely thing to say to the little boy you’re looking after isn’t it? That’s definitely going to make them feel loved and secure. What a cunt.

I think the main problem is that my parents were never outnumbered, until my sister gave birth to my niece. The penny hadn’t dropped until then, that my parents lives and disgusting lifestyle needed to change, because children had arrived. Keith was so lazy, that he sat around in a house that my Mum’s Mum bought for them, drinking and smoking, and sending my Mum out to work full time in order to pay for his lifestyle. What a cunt.

Yes, my mum was the breadwinner, while my Dad was at home, telling me how resentful he was at having to rear a child. He thought he had solved the riddle of life the universe and everything, and got to take drugs, get drunk and have sex with my mum. Sadly, sex leads to children. Denying that you’re a Dad isn’t going to get you anywhere, except making little children very sad.

My Mum and my Granny were lovely, and I do have lots of happy memories of time spent with them. Sadly, if you’re a full time working mother to pay for your lazy drug addict partner, you don’t spend as much time with your child as they’d really like, especially if the main childcare is hungover or on a comedown, and saying “who’s Dad?“.

I wasn’t really prepared for social interaction with other children. I didn’t used to go on playdates or have friends over. My parents had their friends over instead. And they sat around taking Cocaine and doing jigsaws. Yes, drug taking and getting drunk were my parents passtimes, not doing things with their kid. By their own admission, they used to stick my carrycot on top of the jukebox when they were down at the pub. They definitely weren’t going to let a little accident like a child get in the way of their big ambitions to be drunks and drug addicts.

What happens next is you go to school, and you don’t have a frigging clue how to relate to other children. All you know is how to interact with adults who tell you to fuck off because they don’t want you to interfere with their high, or they’re cranky because they’re hung over or on a comedown. You know how to speak relatively articulately, because you’ve been trying to make yourself heard and understood in an adult way – because all you know is fucked up adults – but you don’t know the rules of the jungle.

If you’re going to be a drunk and a drug addict, at least have a bunch of kids, so that they can play with each other when you’re getting high and drunk. Being outnumbered might also make the penny drop a little earlier, that your life is now fucked, and you’re going to have to make some lifestyle adjustments unless you want to fuck up innocent lives too. Is that too much to ask?

Playing on your own is no fun, and you’re not learning how to socially interact with your peers. It’s not normal, for the development of a child, to have no other children of similar age. Humans are social creatures. We weren’t evolved to sit around getting drunk and taking drugs, which is why people’s lives are destroyed by those things. We were evolved to be part of a clan or a tribe that was socially cohesive. Drugs and alcohol don’t glue things together, they make things fall apart.

So when I went to playgroup and school, I really wasn’t properly prepared for social interaction with other children. I remember whichever toy I picked up, somebody would indicate they wanted to play with it, and I would hand it over of course, because I could understand English and adult interactions very well. After a while it became very confusing. I didn’t understand that the other children enjoyed taking toys away from me more than they enjoyed playing with them. They wanted to fight with me, to test boundaries, but I was used to the adult world of co-operation. I lost, they won, and I didn’t understand why.

Yes, I ‘played nice‘ from the very outset. I just couldn’t understand why other children didn’t. I expected them to be little adults like me. They’d call me names, and I’d say “why are you calling me that?” and get upset rather than calling them names back. I took things right in the feels, because I never learnt tit for tat. I never learnt retaliation. I was raised to be a liberal adult pacifist hippy, by spending all my time in the company of adults.

My Dad very much discouraged friendships. I wasn’t allowed to be friends with Andrew, because he was a picky eater. I wasn’t allowed to be friends with the little boy a couple of houses down the road, because he was too immature. Too immature? Are you totally fucked in the head? HE WAS A FUCKING CHILD, OF COURSE HE WAS IMMATURE.

Throughout my childhood, I was reprimanded for anything approaching childish behaviour. Yes, it’s good to teach your kids good manners, but they really don’t understand the subtle nuances of adult society, and things get very confusing indeed for them when you’re abusing drugs and alcohol, because those things are forbidden to the child and you have surrounded these revered substances with mystery and lies.

Children are naturally inquisitive, and ask questions. When I asked my parents questions about their drugs, they lied to me, and they told me to lie to teachers and other children about their drug taking. Being the keeper of your parents secrets is very confusing as a child. It’s not a responsibility that you should put on a child.

You think that photo’s cool? Grow the fuck up. Drug dealers go to prison, and my Dad already had a criminal record for drug possession, so the courts were not going to go easy on him. The children of criminals often go into foster care. Being such a drug addict that you’re prepared to go to prison and have your children taken into care is fucked up.

Am I building up a clear enough picture of what my parents life priorities were? Am I spelling it out in plain enough English for you to understand what the consequences of fucking with your child’s life are? Am I laying out my case for where a big chunk of responsibility lies, where the proverbial buck stops?

Yes, I’m shaming my parents, but why the fuck shouldn’t I. I had to guard their secrets and lies throughout my miserable childhood. Why so miserable? Well, you try being bullied every day for 12 or 13 years and see how you like it. You try having your friendships destroyed and self esteem taken away, by a total cunt of a Dad. You try dealing with selfish self-centred drunks and drug addicts instead of sisters, brothers and friends of a similar age.

I changed schools 6 times. That’s 5 times more than is supposed to happen. You just can’t disrupt a child’s life that much without fucking up their life. Especially if you do extra stuff to fuck them up too.

Lots of kids have to wear glasses, but do all their own fathers bully them about it? How many Dads out there think it’s a good idea to call your kid “4-eyes” and “brains” and take the piss and laugh at your son? Let’s have a show of hands. Hands up if you think it’s a good idea to bully your own children, in the same childish way that they’re going to get bullied at school. Nope, wrong answer, Dad. Get to the back of the class, in the corner, wearing the dunce hat. See the headmaster after school. Very disappointed with your behaviour.

All kids get bullied to some extent, or at some time or other. When it’s relentless, at home and at school, around the clock… yes, life is fucking shit. I can’t express to you just how shit life is when you’re being bullied. I used to look forward to getting sick. I used to be overjoyed when I was throwing up such vast quantities of projectile vomit that it was pretty clear that I wouldn’t be able to be in school without getting chunks of half-digested carrot all over the classroom.

I used to cry and cry and cry, when I got well. I remember breaking down crying on my way to school, after a day or two off. I was so upset that my parents actually decided to let me have another day off, which I clearly remember with crystal clarity as one of the moments of my childhood where I felt pure relief flood my entire body. I felt a 100 tonne weight of anxiety be lifted from my entire body.

One thing that my Dad used to do, was to price everything in terms of bags of drugs, rather than pound notes or the abstract measure of child happiness. Yes, child happiness is hard to measure, especially using bags of drugs. Let me give you an example. At primary school, it was close enough to cycle there as a little boy. My Dad is very clever, and he figured out that girls bikes are cheaper than boys bikes, because lots of Dads want their little girls to be like little boys, and they buy them bikes that they never ride. This oversupply of girls bikes creates a great opportunity to save the price of a bag of drugs, for merely the immeasurable cost of childhood happiness.

Yes, my Dad has done that a few times. Don’t give your kids enough pocket money to be able to buy a bike, because pocket money is the same money as should be used to buy bags of drugs. Instead, you can save the money and buy more bags of drugs by simply buying the cheaper girls bike, or stealing bikes. Yes, stealing bikes is the cheapest way to get a bike of all, and it leaves the most money for bags of drugs. Drugs come first. Childhood happiness can’t even be measured on the all-important drug bag scale.

Do you know what happens when you send your kid to school riding a stolen girls bike? One of them even had a FUCKING BASKET ON IT FOR FUCK’S SAKE. What a cheapskate drug addict cunt. It’s a reasonable presumption that mature adults might think it a little eccentric, or even consider it to be a conversation starter. For children IT’S THE END OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE. Do you think kids forget that kind of shit? The bullies at school certainly didn’t FOR THE ENTIRE FUCKING TIME I WAS AT SCHOOL YOU CUNT.

If a trick’s worth pulling, it’s worth pulling a couple of times. Yes, my Dad managed to pull this stunt a few times and RUIN MY ENTIRE FUCKING CHILDHOOD.

It’s a Catch 22. Without a bike you can’t go and see your friends and get to school independently. But then the FUCKING CUNT hasn’t even thought about how you need to get to school anyway. Did I tell you that the FUCKING CUNT bought a house at the top of a massive hill nowhere near any fucking busses, in the middle of fucking nowhere?

But it’s OK, because I’m not upset about having had to go through living hell. It’s not affected me at all. On the surface, everything seems absolutely cunting fine. I look, to the untrained eye, like I’m well adjusted, successful, happy and content in life. Cunt.

Hmmmm. Could edit this. Not going to.

There’s the smug prick. I would only piss on him if he was on fire because he seems to be an OK granddad to my niece. What a piece of shit. He only finally sorted his fucking life out once and for all when my niece was born (photo circa 1995)

Tags: #parents #bullying #childhood #bipolar #depression #mentalhealth

5 December 2015
An Ode to my Sister

This is a story about my best friend…

The first 10 years of my life were pretty lonely. Then along came my best friend in the whole world.

Naturally, my parents were harshly critical of me for not being some male nanny, perfect parent type figure. I was, strangely, more of a brother to my sister. That was a disappointment to them. They thought that having more children meant more free time to get drunk and take drugs.

Anyway, let’s ignore my parents. They were very much of the Victorian mindset that children should be not seen and not heard. Maybe it would have been better if children were not born, but I’m very glad that my sister was. Having a sister is the reason why I’m clinging onto life with my fingernails.

Having a 10 year age gap is a bit strange, but I think it’s kinda got advantages. My parents can’t be bothered to imagine how hard it is being a young person today, and they get a particularly warped view because I was always very independent and a high-earner from the age of 17. Sadly, the opportunities for the majority of young people are rather bleak.

Yes, the challenges faced by me and my sister in day to day life are really chalk and cheese. While I battle with my mental health, in order to be able to work, my sister also has to battle a highly competitive job market and low pay. While I have to ensure that I earn enough during my hypomania in order to survive during my depression, my sister has to stretch her budget beyond any feasible limit.

Yes, our parents generation really screwed things up, and life is very hard for my sister. I went through a horrible divorce that nearly killed me, but that was due to a single vicious and mean person who had not a care in the world for human life, and couldn’t act with a single shred of decency. My sister not only has to deal with a horrible divorce, but her rent & bills as a proportion of her income are totally unmanageable. That’s not her fault. She works 6 days a week.

So, tomorrow, during the Chancellor’s Autumn Statement, tax credits and other benefits are going to be cut. People like my sister are going to be horribly affected, and there’s no way she could possibly work any harder to fix her own finances. She rents a very modest property for her & my niece, she works 6 days a week, she’s very dedicated to her job, there are no better paid jobs… she is being shafted by politicians and society.

As a working mum, who did nothing wrong and is doing everything right, why should she have even more financial woe and stress heaped on top of her? She’s working her arse off but she is being destroyed through exhaustion and stress, by a government that just doesn’t care about the wellbeing of its citizens.

The net result is pretty much what the Tories want. My parents will have to work for longer and have less money in retirement, in order to support their daughter and granddaughter, despite the fact that they’ve worked hard all their life and their daughter is already working 6 days a week. That’s bullshit.

Our family has not racked up huge debts buying crap. Our family has saved money and bought property and done all the things we were supposed to do. We’ve played by the rules of society, and my parents and sister have ended up diddled by the system. They paid in, with their income tax and their national insurance and their council tax… they’re not acting like they’re entitled.

My parents just want to have their pension. My sister just wants to work. My niece just wants to be a toddler. It’s outrageous that my parents’ pension goes to pay my sister’s bills. My sister’s 6-day-a-week job is not enough to pay for her bills. My niece hardly gets to see my sister because she’s working so hard. Is that the kind of society you want, Tories?

Throughout Britain we see examples of how people are being asked to fend for themselves. While the richest members of society contribute a pittance of their net wealth, so many are having to dip into their life savings, their pensions, just to survive. I actually phoned JPMorgan‘s pension scheme administrator to ask if I could have any money released for hospital treatment I desperately needed, when Camden council bungled my case yet again.

I’ve managed to limp through and get myself to the point where I have survived an ordeal that would have killed most people. However, I had to borrow money to do that. Why am I borrowing money to pay for lifesaving treatment, when I have paid staggering sums in tax and National Insurance? It’s all been pissed away on tax breaks for the wealthy.

Why should the National Health Service be facing a funding crisis, because we wanted to line the pockets of the super-rich? Why should state schools suffer? Why should our brightest children be cutting short their eduction and looking for crap jobs because we wanted to make the rich richer?

We are asking each generation to work a lot harder than the last. Our grandparents lived through a war, so they knew about austerity. They knew about make do & mend. Unfortunately, too few of those people are in positions of authority now. Their kids – my parents generation – think that life is easy, because they lived through the post-war boom. They are wrong. Life is hard.

So, take a note of the date and remember that today was the day that the government went too far. They cut too deep and they hurt people who were already hurting. They scapegoated the wrong people.

Anger will rise up. It will start with the young people who have been frozen out of the job market, who are marginalised and demonised by the media. It will spread to the hard working mums who are struggling to balance the books already, struggling to stretch their budgets. Then it will hit the grannies who are providing free childcare and cash handouts from their pensions in order to keep their kids and grandkids afloat.

There will be a groundswell of public opinion against being told how to live our lives with more frugality from some vintage wine swilling toffs who like nothing more than to admire each other’s art collections, and ponce around the country telling the great unwashed masses to stop complaining. Let them eat cake, right?

Things are a lot worse than you can see from within the echo-chamber. Get your head out of the statistics. Get your arse out of your Tory party circle of friends. You’re out of touch with reality and it will come and bite your ass.

The problems in society are being masked and things will come crashing down quicker than you can say “Poll Tax Riots“.

That is all.

Tags: #politics #childhood #parents #civildisobedience

24 November 2015
Burnout

This is a story about breaking point…

I don’t believe in ‘rock bottom‘. Instead, I feel that I have either run out of fuel or suffered some kind of mechanical failure. You can’t drive yourself at the absolute limit forever without some kind of blowout. I have melted my tyres by cornering at high speed.

When I was younger, I pushed myself very hard because I was bored and not at all challenged by what was asked of me. I needed to work many many times harder than my colleagues to prove that my age was no limit to what I could achieve. I’ve been programming since I was a little boy, so why shouldn’t I be better at it than somebody who’s been doing it for less years than me?

I had a couple of brilliant teachers growing up, one of whom taught me boolean algebra. If you can master boolean algebra, then there’s not much you can’t do with a computer. Else if, you’re not cut out to be a programmer. End program.

So, I’ve been doing more or less the same thing in my full-time career for 19 years, because it’s a skilled job and is very highly paid. However, there are so many asshats that I must endure in order to get on with my job, which is rather trying. Eventually, the pen-pushers grind me down and I lose my patience with them.

What’s really heartbreaking is that I have worked so hard for so long in order to have some time & space to do some things which I actually love and I’m passionate about. However, just when things were seemingly working out for me, people came and picked my pocket.

Now, it’s my own fault for being so open and trusting and generous. I have always refused to stop treating others the way I would like to be treated myself. Just because other people are mean and selfish and steal from each other, doesn’t mean that I’m going to be like them too.

I imagine that they must feel pretty rotten about themselves, knowing that they have profited from other people’s hard labour. I know that we all think of ourselves as relatively hard working. Just remember to look at the evidence. Think about how many 100+ hour weeks you have racked up in your life.

So this isn’t about boastfulness, or oneupmanship. It’s just about an attitude adjustment. I know that many baby boomers who are in the process of thinking about retirement feel pretty tired and that they have worked pretty hard. Well, I would advise you to look at some hard numbers about just how hard your sons, daughters and grandchildren are working and will have to continue working in order to fund your retirement.

There is a “screw it let’s just drown our sorrows” attitude amongst the young, who have no hope of job security, not enough money to buy a house, not enough money to support a family without state support. This is a rational response to a world that has few opportunities left for them.

Underpaying people below the age of 25 is obscene. I was working as a contractor for Research Machines and Lloyds TSB at the age of 20 and they paid me top dollar because my skills and youthful energy got shit done.

It really depresses me, just how many layers of idle and out-of-touch management there are sitting uselessly on top of the toiling youth, while they wait to collect a pension that they didn’t contribute enough towards to justify what they are going to withdraw from the system.

The future of children and grandchildren has been mortgaged by profligate baby boomers who were too busy getting stoned and taking LSD to actually ban the bomb and prevent British industry from being asset stripped and having our competitive edge completely destroyed by myopic idiots. Nuclear arms proliferation is not my legacy… it’s yours, old people. The lack of jobs for young people is not my fault… it’s yours, old people.

Ok, so you might be feeling rotten in your old age, but maybe your body wouldn’t feel so bad if it wasn’t full of cancer from all the radioactive particles floating around from your nuclear testing? Maybe you’d feel a lot better if the nation hadn’t been totally bankrupted by you and your cronies, so we didn’t have to cut medical research budgets?

My suggestion? Well, Soylent Green seems a little unpalatable, so perhaps we could just make sure that the burden of austerity falls on those who are responsible. It wasn’t a debt binge by young people that caused the current crisis. It was a complete lack of political and social responsibility from the baby boom generation, that meant that the landed gentry had their hands in the safe, helping themselves to all the loot, while you sneering arrogant wannabe pensioners were drinking and smoking and taking drugs.

So, we have a very cold bitter winter ahead of ourselves. Everything is going to hell in a hand cart. Please please please remember not to blame your children for the implosion of the world and the collapse of society. Your pension is a privilege you get for leaving the world a better place than you found it, and I’m afraid you have no right to take something you didn’t pay for.

I’m really reluctant to do another round of propping up a broken system, for the benefit of a bunch of ungrateful twats who show no appreciation. I think I’m going to stand back and watch the whole thing burn down.

That is all.

This is my sister’s cat, Calcifer. He was catnapped. Us young people are struggling to look after our loved ones, because we are under too much pressure to work 6 or 7 days a week on hardly any money… baby boomers have no idea how hard it is being young (September 2014)

Tags: #career #parents #childhood

20 November 2015
Get Your Facts Straight

This is a story about the spread of lies and misinformation…

Wealth does not trickle down, but information does. If you pass off lies as if they were facts, they will spread and people will start to believe complete rubbish. Journalists need to check their facts. So should we, if we are going to broadcast things all over social media and to our friends and family.

I was disappointed by the number of my friends sharing a story about an ambulance “packed with explosives” at the Germany vs. Netherlands football game that was called off last night. I think it is little co-incidence that these were the same friends sharing stories about what a successful air strike the French had made against “ISIS” the day after the Paris attacks. From what I could see, it was an air strike against the sovereign nation of Syria. Strikes against a nation without declaring war on them is illegal, or so I thought? Perhaps it’s me who is confused.

So, what the heck is going on in the world? My friends and family have been turned against me, with rumours being spread about my mental health, alcohol and drug issues. If you didn’t see it with your own eyes, or see some evidence, why would you believe those who would seek to damage? What is the ulterior motive, when we are being told that a group of people or an individual is “evil” and needs to be excluded, wiped out… they are dehumanised.

What does this kind of infighting really achieve? Aren’t we all the same, under our clothes? Don’t we all bleed red? Don’t we all feel pain when you hurt us? Don’t we all have fear when you threaten us? Don’t we all cry when you isolate and exclude us?

What’s the point in spreading lies, misinformed rubbish that’s based on complete ignorance? What are you hoping that it will do? It certainly won’t make anybody think you’re a better person. It certainly won’t advance humanity, civilisation. It won’t protect you and your children and your grandchildren.

Yes, I think that fundamentally, people are playing on the fears that you naturally have as a parent. You want to defend the genetic material that you have managed to replicate into another bag of DNA… your children and grandchildren. You will happily kill if it means that more copies of your DNA get to be reproduced. It’s the selfish gene in action.

However, you have higher brain functions. Society and the advancement of the human race now means that we have written language and a body of historical literature that we can learn from. We can look at what has happened with countless empires and see that the same mistakes get repeated over & over again. Human nature includes animal nature, and that most basic nature is to fight and fuck and try and pass on your genes.

Do you think you could rise above the level of a mosquito, just for a minute?

Stop sucking blood and fighting and fucking. That’s what animals do.

Yes, you’re an animal, but you also have the gift of consciousness, which means that you’re self aware, and you can self-direct your actions based on the evaluation of more than whether you are horny or hungry. Yes, you might still be horny and hungry, but you can also be considerate and kind and thoughtful. You can surely see the physical manifestation of immorality in the world? Does “thou shalt not kill” apply to you?

So, I’m not religious, but at least religion preaches a code of morality. I have morals even though I don’t worship any god(s). I believe in certain things that have been attributed to a 2,000 year old man who was supposedly called Jesus Christ… but I’m not a Christian.

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Does that ring any bells? Guns and bombs are like stones, that we are raining down on the heads of many of our fellow human beings fairly indiscriminately. That’s immoral.

You cannot let things that are going on in the world sit comfortably on your conscience, unless you’re some sort of psychopath. Look at the huge number of refugees fleeing illegal wars. You help to support the kind of horrific barbaric behaviour that is causing this human suffering. If you’re thinking “what can I do?” or “it’s nothing to do with me” you are an ignoramus. You are a horrible person.

Your kids and grandkids have got to grow up on this polluted war-torn rock. If you’re teaching them that it’s OK to sit idly by while people are killed, or worse, you are promoting killing and illegal war, you are immoral and you are destroying the world. You don’t deserve to be teaching your children and grandkids vile views that will perpetuate the cycle of hatred and violence.

An eye for an eye leaves everyone blind.

That is all.

Frankie: “Why, daddy? Why do the horrible people do it? I just want to eat cat food and play with a ball of string and sleep in the sunshine” (June 2007)

Tags: #parents #politics #civildisobedience #frankie #terrorism

18 November 2015
Kindness Costs Nothing

This is a story about being a better person…

There’s really no excuse for not being nice, polite, kind. These small things make a big difference. This ‘mutual grooming‘ affects the whole of society. If you think you are exempt from the need to treat people with decency, you need to take a long hard look at yourself.

Why would you not strive to always be polite, courteous, kind and considerate in every dealing with another human being? Why would you not always seek to address and communicate with a person in a respectful way? How can you ever justify being unpleasant, horrible, towards one of your fellow human beings?

What have you got to lose?

I’m rather baffled by people who snarl and bark and yelp at me like an animal. Why do they think that would get results, when they have not tried a human approach? Why would you start with aggression and unpleasantness and then go from there?

I have studied Game Theory so I’m aware that it might be a form of low intelligence that causes a person to always play the lose:lose strategy, in the hope that somebody will just hand them the reward that they demand. No. Doesn’t work like that. You have to speculate to accumulate. Sorry, idiot, you can’t just take take take.

If you are a leech, you will either destroy society or you will eventually be excluded. You might think you are cleverly getting away with things, but it somehow shows on your face, if you’re a wrong’un. You might be telling yourself that you’re a good person so much that you believe your own lies, but be careful because that won’t wash with the world.

I’m going to continue exposing my own guilty conscience. That’s an important part of my public life laundry. If anybody thinks I have been blaming anybody for things, they’re wrong. I’ve been explaining why I think and act the way I do. I’ve been explaining who I am, and how I became me. We are all animals that react to our environment, our nurture (or lack thereof).

I’m sick of people talking about choice. Why don’t you go and corner a rat and berate it for its choice when it bites you. Why don’t you trap a scared dog, and then call it a dangerous animal when it attacks you? The animal should choose more wisely, when it’s tired, hungry, stressed, upset, beaten and abused, with no escape, right?

The photo above is a meal I received in hospital. It’s funny how hospitals and the NHS and all the superbly talented and caring people who work to save lives tend to try and be kind and help people. It’s funny how that works. It’s funny how being abusive, mean and unpleasant to people puts them in hospital. It’s funny how being kind and caring makes them better. Funny that.

If you want to kill somebody, you can murder them, or you can rob them of their dignity, self esteem. You can attack them. You can take away everything they have to live for. You can isolate them. You can tell them over & over again that they’re a bad person and they should blame themselves. Yes, if you do all those things, you will quite often kill them. It’s funny that the NHS doesn’t do those things.

I’ve tried to shield myself from toxic people in my life, and every time I do that, my life gets better. My recovery and wellbeing is a direct result of excluding the toxic people who made me sick and made me blame myself. My sickness is directly proportional to whether people around me care about me living or dying.

What sickness is it, that means that people would put their own prejudice, hatred, bitterness, unpleasantness, selfishness and general lack of human decency, ahead of killing somebody? What’s wrong with people?

Imagine this: there’s a knock at the door, and when you open it a man clutching a wound to his stomach falls into your hallway. He gasps “phone me an ambulance, please“. What kind of horrible person responds “you are getting blood all over my carpet you selfish scum, get out of my house“?

That kind of response baffles me. In fact, it alarms and disturbs me. Where did the humanity go? Was that person born without an empathy gland? Was their ability to feel an emotional connection with anything but their own selfish f**ked up world, somehow not present due to a birth defect or genetic condition?

How do some people sleep at night?

That is all.

Tags: #nhs #mentalhealth #divorce #parents #bullying

17 November 2015
Role Models

This is a story about setting a good example…

If you take drugs in front of your children, you are a sh1t parent. Period. No ifs. No buts.

If you are high on drugs, drunk or otherwise intoxicated, stoned, coming down, craving drugs or generally in a f**ked up state because you are abusing drugs and alcohol, then you are an inconsistent parent, and this sends very mixed messages to your children, which affects the development of their personality.

Your children are like sponges. Little rabbits have big eyes and big ears. They can pick up on the variations in your mood. They can sense the instability caused by drink & drugs. It affects them.

If you smoke your drugs or cigarettes in a confined space with your children, even worse. Drugs are measured in the body using a unit called mg/kg. That’s milligrams of drugs in the bloodstream per kilogram of body weight. I don’t know if you’ve noticed this but children are a lot smaller than adults.

If two adults are smoking in a car, and there is a small child present, that child may be forced to smoke the equivalent of several boxes of cigarettes for even a short car ride. Nicotine is a horribly addictive drug. Imagine addicting that child and making them go through nicotine withdrawal over and over and over again, when the child doesn’t have a clue what’s happening to them or any ability to explain what they’re going through.

My friend’s parents used to call me Nicotine, as a nickname, because I used to stink like an ashtray. My parents were always driving somewhere, smoking. I was just part of the baggage being lugged around. I felt like a burden. My parents just wanted to get drunk and take drugs. I was an accident. Oops.

If you are a sh1t role model for your children, they will want to run away from home as soon as they can and never come back.

I don’t know if this is coming across, but I don’t think my parents are very responsible. I don’t think they are very good role models.

It’s unbelievable, but they actually think they are cool for taking drugs. That seems rather immature to me, but then I’ve always felt like I have to be more mature than them, because they’re not very responsible.

I left home as soon as I had a job and enough money for a flat, age 17. I couldn’t wait to get away from such bad role models. They are liars and hypocrites and they are lazy and project their inadequacies onto their children, who are hard working and mature and responsible.

I don’t know if this is coming across, but I’m very disappointed with their behaviour.

Parents must try harder. All my friends in my generation are very responsible parents. I think the baby boomers could try taking a leaf out of our book. Don’t try and roll it up and smoke it though, like you usually do.

Did you know my own father refused to read anything I write? Pretty p1ssed off about that.

“La la la, I’m not listening” I imagine him saying while putting his fingers in his ears. How childish.

And parents wonder why their kids run away from home and never want to come back. Tsk!

That is all.

Tags: #parents #childhood #bullying #drugs #oxford #london #homeless

12 November 2015
An Essay on Parenting

This is a story about being a good Mom or Dad…

In this blog post I will explain in detail, everything I know about how you should be a better parent to your child, and raise happy well-rounded kids who will always love you and appreciate everything you did for them growing up.

I don’t know anything about being a parent. It looks hard.

That is all.

Here is a picture of my cat. He mostly takes care of himself. I need him more than he needs me. He’s a survivor. He can walk on a roof and not fall through it (more on that later).

Spider cat does whatever a spider cat wants… or however that song goes (January 2008)

Tags: #parents #childhood #frankie

4 November 2015