This is a story about a society that makes pregnant women sleep in barns...

I'm not having a go at any one particular society, nor men who haven't fully thought through the implications of where their newborn is going to sleep. Sure, your 3 seconds of copulation was fun, but 9 months later, you've gotta think about putting a roof over your family's head.

So, the nativity story tells us about a couple that rather irresponsibly got pregnant, Mary lied and said it was the work of an imaginary space wizard, to cover up for the fact that she'd been sleeping around, Joseph was enough of a dumbass to buy the stupid story AND be be persuaded to take her away from whoever might inconveniently confess that the child was theirs.

Anyway, they had a whole 9 months to find somewhere to live, and they abysmally failed at that. Basically, they were pretty flakey and unreliable.

So, this kid was born, in a barn, to flakey unreliable parents, and we now worship that kid as the son of God, because he was a carpenter up until the age of 30 before he decided to start doing miracles and stuff. He was just killing time up until then.

The end.

Tags: #sex #parents #childhood