politics – Page 8 – Nick Grant

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  • Drug Dealing & Prostitution

    This is a story about getting rich quick…

    Weed girl

    Don’t get high on your own supply, they say. It’s good advice, because weed seems to dull the wits of my friends, and to curb their enthusiasm for anything more than the getting of more weed, and the consumption of shit food and crap TV.

    When I meet young people who feel like they’re part of a counter-culture revolution, because they smoke a bit of marijuana, I think how easily they have been duped. How foolish you are, to think that you’re fighting the establishment, through your choice of intoxicant.

    Governments and the police are mightily pleased to have a stoned population, who are too doped up to be bothered to get off their arses and do anything about social issues, or involve themselves in politics. Chuckling at low-brow humour that is designed to appeal to the stoner brain, is never going to change the world.

    The energy and passion of youth has been quashed by the dreaded weed. You’re not cool or “fighting the power” by smoking dope. You’re actually playing into the hands of the establishment. The cannabis leaf – that ubiquitous emblem – sells tons of merchandise. Camden Market is London’s second most popular tourist attraction, and it’s mostly because of drug culture.

    But what hopes have young people got? They’re never going to be able to afford a house, pay for a wedding and be able to support a family, without topping up their income somehow. For those kids with wealthy parents, they might be able to go with their begging bowl to Mum & Dad, but it’s hardly the independent self-sufficient life that we should all be entitled to live, is it?

    You bust your balls all through school, get some grades, and now what? You can get a massive student loan that will only cover your tuition fees, and you still have to figure out how to pay for accommodation, food & books for your 3 years of undergraduate studies.

    Maybe you can save up money before you go to University, but under-18s will be paid £3.87 per hour. Do you think a 17 year old is less capable of stacking a supermarket’s shelves than a 64 year old? Why on earth should a young person be paid just 54% of what an old person earns, for doing the same job?

    While you’re at University, you’ll be paid slightly more for your bar work, waitressing or whatever part-time job you can get. You’ll get a whopping £5.30. That’s still 26% less than somebody with arthritic joints and early-onset dementia. Who would you want working behind a bar? The young attractive, energetic student, or the miserable old codger who shuffles around?

    So, what do the most enterprising individuals do, to cope with the crippling debt burden that they face, with little hope of elevating themselves from a position of poverty? Well, some of them will sell their bodies, and sell drugs.

    If you deny people a legal route to pay for a quality of life that they’re entitled to, they will turn to a life of ‘crime‘.

    Got weed

    The two bestselling commodities, in the history of humanity, are sex & drugs. Ugly people need to fuck, and people want to get high and forget about their shitty lives. The drive to get intoxicated is not even a uniquely human thing. There are plenty of examples from the animal kingdom of non-human species that get off their faces, using various substances.

    You might think that demanding plenty of interest on your life savings and wanting a nice fat pension, is OK, because you’re entitled to a cushy retirement. However, your young, beautiful and fresh faced daughter or grand-daughter might have few options to live independently, other than being a stripper, escort or ‘flatmate with benefits‘.

    If you browse the London property adverts, you will see a shocking number of offers of free accommodation in return for sex. This is the society that has been created, by structuring everything around the pension funds, instead of investing in young people.

    Can’t get the job without the experience, can’t get the experience without the job. That’s the Catch 22 that entraps most young people into minimum wage jobs and living in shared rooms in atrocious quality housing in big cities. It’s no fucking picnic being young at the moment, and weed is probably the only thing that allows people to forget the hopelessness of their situation.

    A pint of beer in London is £5 or more. That means I can buy two pints for £10. For the same amount of money, I can buy a gram of super-strong skunk weed, and get dribblingly intoxicated for at least a day. Two pints would make me slightly tipsy, and because I’m well-off, I could then easily afford to have 3 or 4 more pints and get violent, abusive and urinate and vomit in the street. However, it’s more economical – as a young person – to get stoned out of your mind and not do anything.

    The girls who have sugar daddies, hustle for tips as waitresses and strippers or even sell their bodies – these aren’t fallen angels, forced to prostitute themselves because they have a drug habit. Often times, the drug habit is a result of having to use what mother nature gave them, as a means to make money. These girls have a plan. They’re smart. They’ve figured out that no amount of shelf stacking for a supermarket will allow them to ever escape poverty.

    Our prettiest daughters and grand-daughters are living in luxury apartments in the city centre, taking taxis, eating in expensive restaurants and ordering cocktails at the bar… but how is that lifestyle funded? Every gorgeous pouting selfie you see on Facebook or Instagram… doesn’t that say something about the sexualisation of an entire generation, through economic necessity, to you?

    The boys will grow weed, or cut coke. The girls will strip or fuck. This is what we’ve wished for. The olds sit idle in their big empty houses, while their sons, daughters and grandchildren have no option but to pursue the most economically profitable path they can: drugs & prostitution.

    I’m painting a bleak picture, but I don’t think it’s inaccurate.

    Making a Joint

    “It’s only a bit of harmless dope” right? Wrong. Can’t you see that people’s eyes are dulled. The fire has gone out of people’s hearts when they’re just sitting around stoned. Where is the energy and enthusiasm to change society for the better?

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  • Doomsday

    This is a story about premonitions…

    Plane crash

    Our perception of reality is subjective, and it is coloured by our state of mind. I’m deeply depressed, so I tend to see everything as negative, hostile, and doomed to failure.

    Yesterday, I was writing a piece about how I thought the markets had over-corrected, and how I expected to see another rout in the FX and equities markets, of Sterling and the FTSE. Little did I know, that as I was writing, a terrorist attack was occurring in Istanbul, Turkey.

    When your mental health is suffering, sometimes you can start making too many connections, seeing too many co-incidences. Last year I started to misinterpret events as significant in my life somehow. I started to feel overly connected to things happening around me – because I was unwell – and thought I was at the epicentre of a seismic event again, like during the Credit Crunch, when I felt at the very heart of the derivatives market and Credit Default Swaps, with JPMorgan.

    Michael Cherkasky, the monitor from the US Department of Justice, still isn’t happy with HSBC’s customer due diligence, but nobody seems to give a shit. The share price might have dropped almost 20%, but so far as I know, nobody’s going to prison for not warning the shareholders, which would be a violation of the Sarbanes-Oxley Act, which has tried to force public corporations to be honest and open when things are going wrong.

    The thing is, the show must go on, and everybody has a vested interest to some extent. Bear Stearns couldn’t fail, because the markets were already spooked by Lehman Brothers. Greece couldn’t default, because the entire stability of the European single currency and the stability of global markets was at stake.

    Even now, with Britain prompting a disorderly rush for the door, and the potential for systemic collapse, as a domino-like chain of events is set off, we are still seeing a surprising amount of stability.

    Market economics is supposed to weed out the weak and the reckless. The companies and governments that have gone beyond their means are supposed to be punished by the market, but actually what we have all demanded is stability, not a free market.

    Really, Bear Stearns should have been allowed to fail, AIG should not have been bailed out, Greece should have been allowed to default on its debts, the UK should be allowed to precipitate the collapse of the Eurozone and the inevitable failure of the Euro and debt defaults across Southern Europe.

    What people seem to be voting for is the free market that we supposedly have. Where would we be, if we had bitten the bullet in 2007/2008 and not simply propped everything up? Aren’t we going to have to suffer a global recession that is many, many times worse than it might have been if we’d allowed reckless companies and governments to fail earlier?

    However, the politicians and the banks believe that they’ve been tasked with economic stability. Certainly, the Bank of England’s brief is to try and maintain inflation in a certain range. It certainly runs contrary to our Keynesian understanding of economics, when central banks are actually used to prop everything up, to maintain the status quo.

    Gordon Brown famously declared that we had seen the end of boom & bust, but haven’t we simply made a farce of the idea that debts ever have to be repaid, and there isn’t an endless supply of money?

    Civilisations normally fall when the burden of debt is unmanageable, but creditors refuse to forgive debts.

    The world needs to deleverage, to have a debt haircut, for debts to be forgiven. The system has failed. There’s no moral hazard. Everything is too big to fail. There is no market economics anymore.

    I think that what people want is either inflation, to inflate away their debts, or debt forgiveness, because they are over-burdened with huge mortgages, student loans etc. etc. People feel that they’ve been hurt in the pocket, and they really don’t care about the stability of stock portfolios and the value of Sterling.

    I see the Brexit decision as almost a vote to accept a devaluation, in the hope of stoking up domestic inflation. It’s a vote to accept volatility and chaos in the financial markets, that we supposedly wanted to avoid during the Credit Crunch, but people were never asked if they were OK with a whole heap of bad banks going bankrupt.

    Yes, people are probably naïve about how upset they’d be about their life savings being wiped out, and having to use a barrowload of pound notes to pay for a loaf of bread, but perhaps it’s better than their lives of quiet desperation, while the rich get richer and the poor get poorer?

    I’m incredibly impressed to see stability in the markets today, but I don’t think that’s what anybody wants. People are looking for a shake-up in the pecking order. People are rocking the boat, because they’re unhappy, and they literally don’t care about the global economic impact and systemic risk. Perhaps propping it all up, and forcing a very long period of austerity onto everybody wasn’t such a smart move.

    The next question is: how far are the wealthy prepared to go, in order to get their pound of flesh?

     

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  • Black Wednesday

    This is a story about volatility…

    Lights out

    Most people don’t like Mondays. I don’t like Wednesdays. I refer to them in my own mind as “whacky Wednesdays” and try and make a mental note not to be travelling anywhere on that midweek hump day. The world always seems to be going bezerk on a Wednesday.

    I woke up early this morning to check what the Nikkei – the top 225 shares traded on Tokyo’s stock market – was trading at. Money has to go somewhere. When money takes flight, it can run to save-haven currencies, like the Swiss Franc, or it can flow into to other global markets: heading East or West in a follow-the-sun tidal wave. 3 trillion dollars are currently on the move.

    Capital can move into scarce commodities like gold when stuff is really turning sour, like it did in the lead-up to the credit crunch. Finally, there are the bond and gilt markets, for the mugs who believe in the power of governments and corporations. Built on top of all these securities are quadrillions of dollars worth of derivatives, but it’s very hard to get any sense of what the value of these ‘assets‘ are, and where they’re held.

    Derivatives are a bet on an underlying security’s value. Futures and options are the classic instruments, that allow you to bet that the share price of a company is going to rise or plummet more than the market expects.

    The thing about placing a bet is that it manipulates the market. George Soros was famously given so much leverage by the investment banks backing him, that he was able to exhaust Britain’s foreign currency reserves and force the UK out of the European Exchange Rate Mechanism, causing the value of Sterling to plummet.

    Laughably, people were able to speculate on the outcome of the EU referendum in very much the same way… including George Soros! The amount of commission earned by investment banks on trades last Friday will pay for some pretty good bonuses this year, I expect. The result of the referendum was obvious: speculators had placed such big bets that there was a vested interest in the result.

    When a jockey jumps off a horse, or a goalkeeper throws a game, are we surprised? An entire baseball team fixed the world series, for fucks sake. It’s basic economics: people respond to financial incentives.

    If you want to know what’s going to happen, just follow the money.

    Vast sums of money flooded out of Kuwait before Saddam’s invasion. Loose lips sink ships, but loose lips also make the whole capitalist system go round. How do you think hedge funds know what to bet on? They’ve got a fucktonne of bent lawyers, who tell them what’s happening with every merger & acquisition… that’s how!

    You can somewhat regulate share dealing: it’s obvious when somebody has bought or sold a big stake in a company. But with spread betting, derivatives and FX, there’s no record of who was clearly ‘insider dealing‘.

    Opinion polls and equity markets mean jack squat. If you want to know what’s going to happen in the global markets, have a look at which way the betting is going.

    When it comes to bookmaking, the favourite is the one that’s likely to win, right? Well, err, not exactly. A bookmaker’s job is to price things according to sentiment not probability. If you want to sell anything, it has to be at an attractive price to your buyer.

    So, when we came close to the referendum, there were very generous odds on backing Brexit. What does that say to me and George Soros? We’re both speculators. Neither of us hold a position. We’ve got a big purse of money, and we’re going to back a particular outcome, and the bookmakers have baited their hook, looking for a buyer with deep pockets.

    In a year where the 5,000 to 1 shot, Leicester, win the Premier League, surely people could see that the generous odds were pointing to something? In a 1 in 20 horse race, odds of 1 in 5,000 are generous. In a 2 horse race, the odds that we would remain in the EU peaked at 86%. Don’t you feel just a little dumb, if you think that everybody is playing fair? There’s so much money at stake, why would they?

    Why do the rich keep getting richer, and the poor keep getting poorer?

    Well… the game is rigged you stupid c**ts. From sharp-elbowed parents getting their kids the best places in school, to executives making sure they get a big pay-rise and bonus while holding down the wage inflation of their underlings. This isn’t some illuminati conspiracy-theory bullshit. The hard data is right there in front of your eyes.

    So, tomorrow, your pension fund gets trimmed still further and your currency takes another hammering. More wealth leaves your pocket and enters the pockets of the guys who know what’s going to happen next before it’s even happened, because money talks.

    I also fear that there is going to be some terrible event soon, because of the forces of hell that have been unleashed by this jingoistic rhetoric, hateful language and right-wing empowerment. I have this feeling of dread that a mosque is going to be desecrated, or another person like Omar Mateen or Thomas Mair is going to commit an atrocity. The tinderbox of hatred has been set alight by those who seek to profit from instability and volatility.

    Anybody who thinks that bankers are suffering from the Brexit vote is an idiot. The markets love volatility, and trading floors are making a killing.

    Tomorrow is business as usual in the City and with the hedge funds, and the idiotic British public have played into the hands of speculators like George Soros spectacularly, yet again.

     

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  • Workaholic

    This is a story about substance dependancy…

    London panorama

    The daily grind. How do you get through the working day? What is your routine?

    150 million Americans drink coffee every day. That’s roughly 50% of the entire population. No matter where you are in the world, you have some kind of vice to help you limp along.

    Coca leaves, coffee and tobacco in the Americas. Tea and opium in Asia. Betel nut and Khat in Africa. Alcohol just about everywhere across the globe.

    The workforce will literally down tools and be unable to work, without the substances that they’re dependent on to pep them up and chill them out. The world functions through substance dependency.

    Presently, I’m under pressure to addict myself to anti-depressants and tranquillisers in order to be able to work. My chemical-free life is unbearable. How am I supposed to cope with the relentless pressure without something to calm my jangled nerves? How am I supposed to cope with the futility of my existence without something to artificially raise my spirits?

    Caffeine will alter my concentration span, so that I can feel productive even though my day is largely pointless and boring. Alcohol will shut my brain down and dull my senses, at the end of the day, when all there is to do is worry about having to do the same shitty stuff all over again tomorrow.

    Yes, I could fill my life with kids, cats, dogs, guinea pigs, so that I’m too busy mopping up shit and snot to even notice that all I’m doing is perpetuating human misery. The opiate endorphins that are released during childrearing or caring for pets will make my life more bearable, at the expense of the poor unfortunates that I have spawned. Defining my existence by the fruit of my loins is merely handing on the problem to the next generation.

    Doing sports merely floods my body with opiate endorphins, as my body tries to manage the pain of the muscle and joint damage that I have inflicted on my body. Yes, it’s a ‘natural‘ high, but it’s every bit as natural as putting a synthetic opiate into your body, and a hell of a lot more likely to lead to arthritis and injury.

    Pursuing adrenalin, through kitesurfing or skydiving, will give my brain a jolt of ‘fight or flight‘ chemicals that I could get by fighting a tiger, or putting amphetamines into my body. The relief of having survived an encounter with a wild animal trying to kill me, will make me feel happy to be alive, but sooner or later you’re going to get mauled to death. The pursuit of adrenalin knows no bounds : you will always have to push the envelope a little further each time.

    I have a deep moral objection, to having to medicate myself to function in modern society. Just because everybody I know needs their morning cup of coffee, their cigarette breaks, the glass of wine when they get home from work… it doesn’t mean that we are living our lives correctly.

    Things have gotten even worse in modern life. Now people need anti-depressants and tranquillisers just to hold a job down and not have a nervous breakdown. People are popping pills from their doctor just to hang onto what they’ve got. “I’ll lose my job if I don’t have these pills to help me hide my crippling mental health problems” people say. Where is the cause and effect?

    Work o clock

    What if your mental health problems are a result of your job, your lifestyle, your life? What if your mental health problems are a symptom of having to do shitty work that you hate, and compete in the rat race?

    We have been indoctrinated, at school, to prepare ourselves for a world of work, but it’s not a real world. We are not supposed to be away from our families. We are not supposed to live with such insecurity, and in such uncaring environments.

    From the very first day at school, we are being set up to compete with one another. Only a small number of the kids can get the “A” grades. Only a small number of students will get a first class degree. This prepares us for work, where only a small number of us will get the good jobs. It’s a pyramid scheme, so most people are losing.

    You’ve been set up to fail. Your rent is always going to be a significant proportion of your income. Your household expenses are always going to leave very little disposable income. The cost of childrearing will always leave you with less than you really need, to not feel anxious, afraid, insecure.

    We are living in a world that has been completely shaped by market economics. The very design of our economy is designed to separate fools from their money, in the most efficient way. If you get a pay rise, the cost of goods and services will automatically rise to compensate. Prices are fluid, dynamic. Freedom is always going to be just out of reach.

    Wouldn’t you like it if only one parent had to work? Wouldn’t you like to see more of your kids than just kissing them goodnight, and stealing a glance in the morning before you have to rush off to work? Wouldn’t you like to be close to home, in case there’s something you need to take care of, or just to see more of your loved ones? Why do you have to do a shitty commute that takes up hours of your day, and deprives you of time with your family? Why do you have to leave the village where you grew up, and go to the big polluted crowded city, in order to seek your fortune?

    But don’t worry about such existential questions. Just dope yourself up with tea, coffee, alcohol, antidepressants, tranquillisers. Don’t worry about it, just zap your brain with enough chemicals to kill an elephant. Don’t worry about it, just keep putting toxic stuff into your body, because you need that job, you need to stay in the rat race, you need to stay competitive.

    Students are even taking Modafinil and Ritalin in order to stay awake and concentrate on their studies, because it’s so important that they get good exam grades.

    Doesn’t all this sound like a terrible arms race to you? Doesn’t it sound like our efforts to compete with one another are destroying our mental health? Doesn’t it sound like we’re sacrificing so much of our existence, to do more homework, study harder, work harder, work longer hours, deny our aching heart that cries out to be at home, cuddling our kids and hugging our loved ones.

    Aren’t we denying our very humanity, and using chemicals to mask problems that we label as mental illness? Wouldn’t we all be more mentally healthy if modern society allowed us to be more human than just some worker-drone in an anonymous big city somewhere, with a cruel boss who only cares about productivity and timekeeping?

    The lives we lead are collective madness. We are killing one another, not with guns, but with our relentless drive for good exam grades, pay rises and promotions.

    I’m in favour of a general strike, because the madness has to stop.

    Three Cranes

    Let’s get some new kind of society under construction, where we worship happiness, not money.

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  • War and Peace

    This is a story about the last word…

    Spam can

    Is this a time for levity? Should we go back to our normal everyday lives, as if nothing important is happening in the world, apart from funny videos of cats and the banality of our everyday existence?

    What is Facebook for? Is it a soapbox for those without a voice in the corridors of power? Is it somewhere to spam your friends, with your thoughts, ideas and political agenda?

    I have no idea what the answers are to these questions, so I look to people that I like and respect, and try to imitate their behaviour. I have a friend who is a vociferous Conservative party member, who shares many opinions on Facebook, so this encourages me to set myself up, in opposition somewhat. I have another friend who is an admirable humanist and eloquent writer on the topic of social injustices, who keeps me informed of many things that are unpleasant in the world, and how compassionate individuals are seeking to drive back those evil forces. This encourages me to share messages of hope and support in this cause.

    You don’t have to read my blog, and you probably don’t. You’ve seen it pop up on your Facebook wall enough times, and been confronted with somewhat of a wall of words, or some kind of shame-spiral and deeply personal things that should perhaps never be shared.

    Just ignore it. It will probably go away. Just one blog post a day is pretty easy to ignore.

    But what about when it becomes a raging torrent of social media sharing? What about when your Facebook wall or Twitter feed is filled with a person with a bad case of verbal diarrhea? Time to unfriend them? Time to unfollow them?

    The reason why I won’t shut up at the moment is summed up neatly by this famous quote:

    All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing

    The far-right have been encouraged to go on the rampage, and I can’t see what’s going to curtail the rise and rise of racism. What will cause the bigotry, xenophobia and outright fascism, to be stopped in its tracks?

    I was going to spend the evening watching light entertainment television shows, or perhaps a couple of films, but I have been provoked into breaking my one-a-day blog post rule, by the fact that a couple of people I like and respect think that their work is done. They voted, made their protest, and now it’s time to crack open the champagne.

    In actual fact, whatever the political outcomes, I really don’t give a shit whether I have a British flavour of democracy or a European flavour… I just don’t want racists to think that it’s OK to abuse people in the street.

    I don’t want people laminating little cards and shoving them through the letter boxes of Eastern European people, telling them they’re “vermin“.

    I don’t want racists on a bus telling anybody with a darker skin tone, or speaking in a foreign language, that they are not welcome here in the UK.

    I don’t want people shouting racial abuse in the street.

    Perhaps these things would have occurred, whichever way the vote went, but my intuition tells me that it somehow seems more acceptable in society to be racist, when you feel like you’re in the majority.

    Does it seem like I’m being a patronising patriarchal London effeminate City banker-boy ponce to you, if I remind you that immigrant bashing propaganda was how the Nazis swept to power. Of course, it seems like I’m an over-earnest teenager, in making such an obvious observation, but somebody’s got to call it out, haven’t they?

    You can’t just say “I’m bored of hearing about your anti-racist sentiment now. I want to see a dancing cat on stilts playing a piano. HA HA HA!“. You were either part of the group that ushered in this dark era of mistrusting Johnny Foreigner and bashing the darkies, or you were part of the group who said “hey! let’s be inclusive and tolerant!“.

    I really couldn’t give two hoots about which group of elitists rule my life with an iron fist, if we’re going to be overrun with skinhead neo-nazis and suffer the resurrection of fascism in Europe.

    Does it not concern you more that we need to shut down detestable entities like the BNP, UKIP, France’s Front National etc. etc. as a priority?

    There is no victory to celebrate in the ‘majority‘ vote. There is no “the people have spoken and it’s time to move on” when huge numbers of those people are FUCKING RACISTS. Priority #1 for the country has to be shutting down the far-right, not shutting each other up so we can all go and live in la-la land where we all have milk and honey because we’re politically governed slightly differently.

    Don’t you get it? There is no “move on, let’s be positive” when groups of disaffected people are out looking for a mosque to torch, or a person with different skin colour to them to abuse.

    Will I shut the hell up? Will I fuck, when the ugly face of fascism is showing itself again.

    There’s perhaps an important lesson to be learned about whether people like myself – the London Guardian reader – have helped or hindered, but I certainly predicted this result and its consequences, and I certainly understand all the concerns of the underclass.

    Will I stop spamming my Facebook friends? Yes, I’ll probably retreat into blog-land, where I can write at length without taking up a disproportionate amount of space on a wall that should be filled with grinning infants, prowling pussycats and raucous nights out.

    What will you say though, to your grandkids, when they ask you what you did after the UK voted to leave the EU?

     

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  • How to Break Your Children’s Hearts

    This is a story about respecting your elders…

    My granny

    Who’s the responsible one round here? Who’s got to carry the can, at the end of the day? Who’s got to live with the consequences of bad decisions, and clean up other people’s mess?

    There isn’t a class war going on. There’s a generation war.

    The baby boomers drove around in gas-guzzling cars, burnt dolphins to stay warm, dynamited the glaciers, blew up nuclear weapons under the polar ice caps, and generally whizzed around the globe spraying deadly chemicals on everything and saying “FUCK YOU GRANDCHILDREN, HA! HA! HA!”.

    I remember at school, when I was 10 or 11 years old, me and my friend Ben used to write long rhymes about saving the environment, and read them out at school events. We basically urged a modicum of control over the unmitigated climate disaster we saw all around us.

    Growing up in the Thames Valley, huge numbers of my friends were asthmatic. Particulate emissions from internal combustion engines, gathered in the river valley, and in central Oxford the percentage of kids suffering from respiratory conditions was at the highest level in the country.

    My friend Ben’s parents had responsibly given up smoking for the health of their children, but mine would not listen to my pleas to stop wasting a significant proportion of the family income on something that was destructive to the health of us all. It was selfishness, plain and simple.

    I still vividly remember one time when I begged my Dad to stop taking drugs. “Do you expect me to be a boring old fart?” he asked, incredulously. The tragic thing is, that I didn’t need him to take drugs to look ‘cool‘. It was his own insecurity and pathetic attempt to impress young family members like my cousin Sue, that meant that he thought he was some kind of counter-culture hero, just because he took addictive drugs.

    My Dad was adamant that I should not get to go to University, nor my sister, even though him and my Mum both enjoyed a free University eduction. My sister and I were both educated in state schools, even though my parents enjoyed the option of private/selective schooling.

    My parents had substantial financial help from my grandparents to purchase their first home. No such help has been forthcoming from our parents, and indeed I bought my house without any financial support from my parents, as well as paying for my wedding & honeymoon out of my own pocket. My sister has – as a percentage of her income – possibly been even more financially independent than me.

    As kids and adults, my sister and I have certainly been very economical, responsible, mature, in ways that my parents don’t even come close to. We’ve paid our own way in life. We’ve grafted harder than my parents could possibly imagine.

    And for what? So that my parents’ generation can tell us that we’re profligate, reckless with money, irresponsible, lazy? My parents’ generation tell us we should save money for a rainy day, when the pensions that they draw bear no relation to the actual amount of money that they’ve saved up. The baby boomers are hoping to have hefty final salary pensions that far outstrip the amount of money they’ve paid into the schemes, to the point of causing a massive black hole in the nation’s finances.

    Dinosaurs

    The upper-class Victorians used to say “children should be seen and not heard” but those children were reared by wet-nurses, nannies and au pairs, plus all the other servants. If you don’t have servants to rear your children, you don’t get to say such obnoxious things, because you’re the only person in your child’s life.

    Infant mortality used to be very high, so ordinary Victorians cherished their children. Having a healthy child was a blessing, and something to be celebrated. There wasn’t this strange culture of worshipping people with old-fashioned ideas, who sat idle for 30, 40 years, just criticising everything. Yes, we’d all like to retire and just sit around in our favourite chair reading shit newspapers and being mean to everybody, but the retirement age was always supposed to be just 1 year more than the average life expectancy.

    Our economy is structured around the ‘grey pound‘. After the banks, the most powerful institutions in the country are the pension funds. These massive piles of money, managed by asset managers and institutional investors, for the benefit of their pension-drawing clients, decide everything about how this country is run. When we talk about things being run for the benefit of shareholders, those shareholders are mostly pension funds.

    If anybody ever says to me “what have you given back to your parents?” or  “be grateful your parents gave you the gift of life” I’m going to struggle not to scream in their face with rage.

    My whole life has been generating value for shareholders. Every penny and pound of profit that I have generated for my masters has gone into dividends and higher stock prices, to inflate the asset value of a pension fund somewhere. My whole life has been toiling to allow the baby boomers to have a life of idle luxury, not that they’re fucking grateful.

    But you know what? Things have gone way too far.

    The older generation has fucked up the environment, fucked up the economy and demanded that young people suffer austerity, University tuition fees, job insecurity, wage stagnation, eye-watering rent, impossibly over-inflated house prices and listen to a sneering arrogant bunch of lazy grey-haired cunts telling them they’re lazy and stupid the whole fucking time.

    They say you should be nice to your kids because they’ll choose your nursing home. Damn fucking straight, but you don’t get to have 20 years of idle luxury before you go so damn senile that you have to be put in a home, so that your hard-pressed children can continue working all hours to pay for your profligacy, laziness and arrogance.

    Yes, it’s true that a huge proportion of wealth has been diverted into the hands of a few eye-wateringly rich families. However, WHO THE FUCK WAS ASLEEP ON THE JOB WHEN THAT HAPPENED?

    Why the hell is it me who has to go on political marches, to demand that wealth is more fairly redistributed? My parents were too busy sat on their fucking arse taking drugs and reading books and newspapers to actually get off their lazy backsides and engage in the political process, for the good of the country and the good of us kids and grandkids.

    Don’t pretend like voting to leave the EU is somehow in the best interests of the country and future generations. One lazy pencil cross in a box doesn’t make up for the idle years spent enjoying a free University education, job security, high pay, reckless drug taking, low cost of living, great housing, foreign holidays, new cars, superb pension and lots and lots of disposable income. YOU HAD IT FUCKING EASY, YOU STUPID OLD CUNTS.

    As you can tell, this is a fairly calm and measured response to being sold down the river, and having my future destroyed by a bunch of people who won’t be around to suffer the global warming and economic depression.

    Literally, almost everybody I know my age or younger suffers from depression and/or anxiety. What a legacy!

    Global warning

    We used to sing “he’s got the whole world in his hands” but where is your fucking God now?

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  • People Like Us

    This is a story about being price insensitive…

    Bank of England

    There is a desperation, a lack of ideas, a disillusionment with politics, the status quo, the instruments of government and civilised society, when people vote to bite the hand that feeds them.

    However, we can’t ignore the obvious message: people are pissed off.

    Voting to leave the EU is clearly an own goal, an act of spite, made out of petulant frustration, a temper tantrum because people are not getting their own way. However, isn’t the country supposed to be run for the benefit of the majority of the population? Doesn’t this act of madness seem predictable, when clearly the powers that are supposed to represent the common person, actually represent the moneyed elite?

    With no ability to vote a party into power who represent your interests, and with no ability to be able to influence policymaking to actually improve your day-to-day life, why wouldn’t you seek to exercise whatever control you can, to express your distress, your unhappiness, your frustration?

    We ask people to work longer hours, accept pay cuts in real terms, have less job security, no pension, no chance of buying their own home, no chance for their kids to go to University or better themselves… no hope. And for what? So that there can be another quarter of profit increase, just as the City analysts expect? So that some number on a spreadsheet can continue to grow… no matter how arbitrary.

    80% of our economy is in the service sector, but over 60% of people are unhappy in their jobs, even though the working conditions look fantastic, compared with manual labour in a polluted industrial town, with its brick terraces caked in soot. Why on earth would people hanker after an era when we died younger, due to hard, physical work?

    Well, those who run the economic engine of the country have completely misread the mood of the public. Highly remunerated professionals in London think nothing of spunking £6 for a pint of strong European beer and £30 going to a ‘secret’ cinema screening, where there’s some gimmick like sitting in a hot tub on a rooftop.

    There is a huge insular community of well-spoken, privately educated, fresh-faced young people, working in law, accountancy, management consultancy, finance, insurance, politics. These people are the entourage for a group of portly ruddy-faced men, who live in large houses in the London commuter belt. Between them, the lives of every single citizen of the United Kingdom are ruled, except they’re completely clueless as to how ordinary people live.

    Economists talk about how price insensitive people are. I literally don’t care whether my coffee is £2.50 or £4.90. I just tap my contactless payment card, and walk out of the cafe with my hipster flat white. I literally don’t care whether my lunch costs £5 or £10. I just go to whichever vendor I fancy on a particular day. I literally don’t care that it costs more to travel on the Underground than on the bus. I just tap my card on the ticket barrier, and don’t even look at my balance.

    Everybody who decides how your daily life is improved, or worsened, is more concerned about where they’re going skiing this year with their other young professional chums, than whether somebody on some shitty council estate can afford a box of fags.

    Yes, Londoners think of themselves as cultured, urbane, sophisticated. Sadly, they also think they’re somewhat in touch with the working classes, because they rub shoulders with people from all walks of life, as they travel into the city to clean toilets and wait tables. However, sharing the same streets does not equate to co-existence.

    I used to live on a street in Islington, where the grand Georgian houses were worth many millions on pounds. One street away, there was a lot of social housing. You’d think that this is an example of an integrated society, but you’d be amazed at how people living in such close quarters are so successfully able to avoid each other.

    While I used to dine in the restaurants of Upper Street, mixing with other City Boys, my fellow residents would head the other way, towards Hackney, where there were cheaper places to buy food, and the kinds of places I would never dream of entering: betting shops, pawnshops, low-quality takeaways.

    Today is the starkest warning of where our society is headed: a two-tier system, where the ‘haves‘ are living in a different world from the ‘have nots‘.

    While those who wish to divide and rule have cleverly manipulated people’s fears for political ends, this ignores the fact that the wealthy are busy stuffing the mattress with the working class’ hard-earned cash.

    When people realise they’ve been conned, there’s going to be hell to pay.

     

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  • 5 Predicitons for the #EURef

    This is a story about destiny…

    Swingometer

    Do you trust exit polls? What do you think about the predictions made by political commentators, newspapers, TV stations? Why is the UK’s vote on membership of the European Union different?

    Well, let’s dig into my predictions, and why I think what I do:

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    1. Brexit is going to win

    What the heck? All the polls say that Brexit is behind. All the bets seem to be backing a vote to remain in the EU. The currency markets seem to be predicting that Britain will vote to stay a member of the European Union.

    However, the vociferous liberal press has shouted down the ordinary person with loud cries of “BIGOT!” every time  somebody suggests that the UK should go it alone. Brexit has become synonymous with closet racism… and that’s exactly where the average voter has retreated to… the closet.

    There’s a fear of sharing your far-right views, because people know it’s wrong to bash immigrants and brown people in general, but with the anonymity of the ballot box, things are going to be a different story. The fact of the matter is that there has been a massive upswell of racist sentiment since the economy went belly-up, and the patronising voices of the liberal elite have only further angered the general public.

    The people who are going to vote Brexit are the ones who have gone quiet. They are biding their time, just waiting for the time when they can put their little ‘X’ in the box, and stick two fingers up at Johnny Foreigner. They’ve given up arguing that “I’m not racist, but…“.

    Racists will never win a battle of wits, but they will win when they’re allowed a free vote, anonymously.

    2. We can’t escape our destiny

    Did you forget about the crippling debt in Greece, Italy, Spain? People have short memories and attention spans, but we are still suffering the consequences of the credit crunch, which is in turn a result of runaway borrowing. Not borrowing by individuals, but borrowing by governments with spending deficits, and by corporations that are trying to manipulate their tax burden.

    The problems have not been fixed, and debt continues to balloon. Austerity and deep cuts have done nothing to plug the holes in an economic rescue plan that is deeply flawed. All that Quantitative Easing has done is to further line the pockets of a handful of wealthy people. There’s no inflation, so the problem is just as bad, if not worse than it was 8 years ago.

    Defaults and debt haircuts, write-offs… these are the only options, and distancing ourselves from Greece, Italy, Spain and other European neighbours, is not going to protect us. We’re going down the shitter with them, whether we like it or not.

    3. Cameron is ceding control to Bojo

    How do you step down, when you have won two general elections back-to-back, and still save face? Well, how’s about having a referendum to placate your predominantly eurosceptic party members, and then you can hand over control to a more popular and likeable leader, in readiness for the campaign for a 3rd term in power.

    The macro plan is so painfully obvious.

    4. The anticlimax is going to be so depressing

    There is real optimism in the Brexit camp, as if destroying unions ever solved problems. There is a kind of delusional belief, that the woes of the country can be solved at a stroke.

    Brexit is just the beginning of rebuilding everything that gets smashed, as we cut off our nose to spite our face.

    It’s not like we can drive immigrants out of our country with pitchforks on Friday, although I fear violent reprisals, whichever way the vote goes. The country is a tinderbox, just waiting for a single spark.

    A vote to leave gives the green-light to yet more immigrant bashing. A vote to remain will result in disappointed bigots taking out their frustration in mob violence, rioting. Do you think Brexiters are just going to say “oh well, back to normal” if the vote doesn’t go their way? In actual fact, it could be terrible, if they feel even more than ever that their voice isn’t heard.

    5. Political activation is destabilising

    Even though I believe the status quo should not be maintained, having this referendum has brought people into the political process who were otherwise disengaged, disillusioned. However, there isn’t the maturity there to accept that part of democracy is compromise, and with democracy also comes the responsibility to be mature, measured, calm, patient.

    I see a kind of national hysteria everywhere I look. The language, the rhetoric, the aggression… it’s appalling. The world looks up to us – to follow our example – as an advanced nation, and as a symbol of democracy. However, we bicker like children, we sulk, we tantrum and call each other names. We descent to the level of the playground. We are not making a fine account of ourselves on the world stage.

    By pandering to the ill-educated, ill-informed concerns of the much abused general public, we have turned a serious question about how to lead our world out of economic danger, and sustain prosperity, into a silly game of finger-pointing and tit-for-tat measures, cronyism, cliqueness.

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    Whatever result is declared on Friday, I expect that a genie is out of the bottle. There is no finality, no real result. Instead, either I will be living in fear of reprisals by a bitter disaffected group who have been dealt a disappointing blow, if we stay in the EU, or we will accelerate the dissatisfaction that people have in their every day lives, as they realise that voting to leave the EU has made precisely fuck all difference to their prospects and quality of life, and they look for further opportunities to express their frustration.

    The world seems a more dangerous place, more filled with hate, less reasonable, less progressive and idealistic, thanks to this stupid debate, and pointless vote.

    I pray that the vote is to remain, so at least we are not a laughing stock internationally, and as a nation we look terribly right-wing and bigoted. English football hooligans are already a national disgrace, but a vote to Brexit tars the whole country with that brush.

    However, I totally get that the rhetoric of the Brexit camp has tried to leverage a kind of class revolt. I fear that it has been a little too successful at doing that.

     

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  • Ich Bin Ein Londoner

    This is a story about national identity…

    London sunset

    I will never be accepted in my place of birth, because I can’t speak Welsh, I only lived in Wales for the first few months of my life, and I have English parents. I will never be accepted as a Yorkshireman like my Dad, or a Lancashire lass like my Mum, because I’ve never lived in the North of England, and I have a posh Home Counties accent. I will always be a Grockle (tourist) in Dorset, because I wasn’t born there, just as I will always be a ‘blow-in‘ in London, because I wasn’t born within the sound of the Bow Bells.

    So, I find all this talk of British national identity a bit laughable. This talk of a UK Independence Day, and “take our country back” is a joke. If you were to look at my passport, you might think I’m descended from Gauls, given that I was born in Wales where some of the oldest ethnic inhabitants lived… who perhaps escaped genetic mixing with Vikings, Saxons, Romans, Normans… but we know that’s ridiculous.

    The thing I like about London is that most people don’t care who you are or where you’ve come from. It’s a fairly meritocratic place where you can seek your fortune without being too held back by too many prejudices. It’s a big enough place that any mishaps and misdemeanours can be overlooked.

    I hate small-minded localism. I hate that “you’re not from round these parts, are you?” idiocy… like it really matters where the hell you’re from. I hate people who aspire towards some kind of backwards step, to a time when we lived in tiny villages and hamlets, in pockets of blissful ignorance. It’s a nice fantasy, but it’s never going to be a reality.

    I’ve been that immigrant kid, bulking up a classroom that’s already full. I’ve been in the minority, with a different skin tone from all the others in the classroom. I’ve been in the family that talks in their mother tongue, whilst living in a community that doesn’t speak our language, and not observing local customs.

    I know that while things are economically prosperous, there is joy in welcoming people of other cultures into our communities. There is novelty in observing and interacting with the outsider, and exploring the interesting differences between each other.

    But when things turn sour and you’re afraid for your job and you can’t afford a house, and you start feeling pretty hard-done-by, it’s natural to start picking on the odd-one-out. We’re programmed to weed out the members of a herd that are different. As predators we look for the weak, the elderly, the young. As asexual beasts, we look for those who are most genetically normal, and reject the oddballs who might have undesirable mutations. We want those who share our genetic material – those who look the same as us – to survive at the expense of those who look different, who probably aren’t part of our extended family, and therefore share our genes.

    I get it. I understand this “look after our own” thing from the point of view of the selfish genes. There is no altruism, when push comes to shove and we feel threatened. And we feel really threatened at the moment. Housing, education, jobs, transport, healthcare, the economy… everything is screwed.

    Bridge selfie

    But you know what? You know who’s really pushing you around? You know why you really feel threatened? It’s because London is disproportionately represented. There’s this little microcosm of politicians, lawyers, accountants, consultants and other highly paid professionals, who pretty much decide the fate of the rest of the country… not some bureaucrats in Brussels. You think the EU is why we have such a ridiculously financial-services centric economy? Is it fuck.

    I know that in London I’m going to have the best of everything. All the tax breaks are going to go in my favour. All the infrastructure investment is going to be for me. All the political attention is going to be focussed on my concerns.

    Yes, housing is a massive issue in London, but it’s going to get addressed. Nobody dare let the concern of the City worker go overlooked, lest our precious position as a major centre for floatations, international litigation and the headquartering of some of the world’s largest enterprises, be threatened.

    However, 5 out of 6 people in the UK are not well represented, because we are so London centric. Do you think anybody much cares about the NEET (Not in Education, Employment or Training) on some God-awful sinkhole estate on the outskirts of a depressed Northern town, who is pissed off about their lot in life? Of course not, because they’re neither economically nor politically active.

    In actual fact, the tracksuit-clad pasty white housing estate resident, who drinks too much, smokes too much and abuses drugs, whilst having too many children that they can’t afford to raise, is perhaps far more representative of the average citizen of the United Kingdom, than the suit-wearing, briefcase carrying City worker, with their well remunerated job in the service sector.

    Yes, it’s a liberal cliché to wring my hands with worry about the great unwashed masses. The voiceless angry mob outside London, who are in socioeconomic groups that mean that not even the advertisers care much about them, let alone the policy makers. However, something has captured the imagination of a much broader spectrum of British society, in this EU referendum.

    Just as the killing of Mark Duggan was the catalyst for rioting in Tottenham, then in Croydon, and indeed all over the UK, it’s clear to see that the motive for the vast majority of the rioting and looting was not to do with police action and race issues at all. It only took a trigger, for a wave of violence, vandalism, looting and rioting to be unleashed. People who would never think of running for Parliament or lobbying their local MP were literally voting with their feet, as they kicked in the windows of their local consumer goods vendor, and helped themselves to the merchandise.

    I want London to feel as close to Berlin or Paris, as it is to Newcastle or Swansea. I want Europe to be united, but we are ignoring the fact that London feels very different from depressed towns and cities across the United Kingdom that are severely economically distressed, and politically ignored.

    London cares more what the leaders of fellow European nations have to say, than what the mayors of other major cities do. What, for example, is the position of Liverpool in the whole Brexit/Remain debate? Nobody cares, in the newspapers that are written by London-dwelling journalists, nor in the benches of a parliament that sits in Westminster.

    Distancing ourselves from Europe is the wrong thing to do. Bringing the rest of the UK into the decision-making that centres almost exclusively on London and financial services, is the right thing to do.

     

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  • Eurotrash

    This is a story about being a Francophile…

    Chinon France

    Vive la République! Having lived, worked and briefly been to school in France, I feel adequately placed to talk about some of the pros and cons of a different way of life that we aspire to.

    Firstly, monarchy. I’m actually in favour of keeping the Royal Family. They’re a great draw for tourists, and they give the UK a brilliant national identity. I like having the Royal Mail, Royal Mint and companies that are by Royal Appointment to various members of the aristocracy. Just as the USA has the stars and stripes, we have the Royal Crest and the Queen’s head on everything. It’s good branding.

    The French might have cut off the heads of their aristocrats, but they still go nuts for all that royal shit. The palace of Versailles is still referred to as the Royal palace. The French still celebrate Bastille Day as if the monarchy were very much still in power: they ascribe a significance to royalty as if they had never actually become a republic.

    What disadvantages do we have, remaining under divine rule? I can walk in the Royal Parks, enjoy looking at Buckingham Palace and seeing the changing of the guard, as well as all the other pomp and circumstance that accompanies the ceremonial head of state. It’s better to sing God Save the Queen than some awful national anthem dreamt up by a committee, with its trite attempts to be inclusive.

    Ok, so what about being a backwards agricultural nation of peasants, rednecks? Well, it’s nice for a relaxing holiday. It’s nice that the whole of France stops and downs tools for a proper lunch. It’s nice there’s still village life, with a butcher, a baker, a plumber, an electrician, a joiner and a builder, who are the mainstay of village life, under the Máire – the mayor – and people live a fairly old-fashioned life, where people shop locally and family life is at the centre of everything, along with good food & wine.

    This is where I’m slightly divided. In the UK we have an ‘always on‘ culture, where I can get 4G mobile broadband everywhere I go, and I’m constantly plugged into email, Twitter, Facebook. I eat my lunch at my keyboard and get crumbs from my sandwich all over my laptop. Village life in the UK has been destroyed as the commuter belts have moved further and further out into every pretty village with a railway station, within a few hours of London.

    Sure, France has its cities, but over 50% of their working population work for the Government, and the spread of population density isn’t quite as extreme as the UK, where the South-East is getting somewhat ridiculous, as London draws everything into its financial-services centric orbit.

    While we’re on the subject of financial services, would I rather be like France, which has had a relatively conservative approach to consumer debt and exotic financial instruments, or be like the UK where we’re about as highly leveraged as we can possibly get? Well, apart from a few high profile cases like Société Générale, the French weathered la craque – the credit crunch – far better than the UK, which only survived because of the bailouts.

    Basically, the UK is propped up on very shaky foundations. There is no underlying quality of life in the UK. Everything’s on hire purchase, interest free credit, and the promise of work now, be rich later… screw spending time with your family or having anything other than work in your life.

    Marche medieval

    Those who hanker after some kind of yesteryear could do worse than moving to France. However, you need to remember that a lot is lost in translation. Even with the best colloquial French, you’re still not going to understand a lot of jokes, and pick up on the cultural subtleties. You’re going to end up clustering together with ex-pats, swapping tea bags, Marmite and Heinz baked beans, and pining for England.

    Certainly, if you have kids that have not been raised from birth in a bilingual environment, you’re denying them the chance to really bond with their peers and get the most out of their education, and enjoy their childhood. They’re always going to feel different. They’re always going to be an outsider.

    Gone are the years when France had significantly cheaper housing and cost of living. Gone are the days of cheaper food and fuel. Gone are the days of rustic farmhouse charm. Good riddance I say. Chopping firewood and fetching your water from the well, putting sawdust on your excrement in a freezing outhouse and burying your waste in the back yard… these are things that silly children like to do, because it’s an adventure. It’s not a way of life that we should aspire to.

    Living without TV, Internet and high quality daily newspapers – ignoring current affairs and global issues – it’s dumb. Just because France still manages to maintain a certain rustic charm and village idyll, doesn’t mean that it’s any way realistic in our globalised world.

    In a way, the anti-EU sentiment stems from a history of mocking the French as cheese-eating surrender monkeys, who live some kind of hick outdated life. But there’s also jealousy there. Wouldn’t we dearly like to be as true to ourselves as the French?… protesting about every threat to our way of life, and insisting that our lingua franca is enshrined? The French are often unashamedly right wing and open about the divisions in their society. When we think of the Frenchman, we are likely to think of a farmer, rather than a Parisian, and hasn’t our own culture been regrettably diluted by immigration, in a way that hasn’t in France?

    We look at the camps in Calais, and wonder why people don’t just seek asylum there. Isn’t France a safe country? There must be something desirable in our own country, but really, what we are saying is that we’d prefer it if people were just passing through the UK, rather than coming to settle. We’d rather be like France, where we have shipped our immigrants out to suburbs, camps, ghettos.

    For me, a vote to remain in the EU is a vote of solidarity with Europe and with France. I want the UK to be more like France, and I want France to be more like the UK. I want to feel equally at home anywhere in Europe. I don’t like these ridiculous notions of rolling back the clock to some unattainable yesteryear state, where we live in idyllic little villages and roll in the hay during an eternal summer.

    For me the vote to leave the EU – Brexit – is clearly driven by this enemy at the gates idea that is epitomised in the Calais camps.

    Frankly, I find the idea of building barriers between us and our nearest neighbour, most distasteful. Frankly I find the idea of rejecting our European identity to be complete madness, even if there is something emotionally appealing in the Union Jack and Her Majesty The Queen.

    I feel a lot happier being a son of Europe than just a subject of The Queen. I like telling people I’m a European, just as a citizen of the United States of America would tell you that they’re an American. I like the idea that I could live and work anywhere in Europe with no visa or work permit considerations.

    Vive la France!

     

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