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Nick Grant

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  • Fatherhood

    This is a story about setting a good example…

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    Drug induced paranoia can cause you to see threats and conspiracies where they don’t exist. Drug taking can cause poor judgement. Being intoxicated and high on drugs impairs your perception, so you do not see reality as it truly is.

    I have extensive experience of witnessing drug paranoia, poor judgement and impaired perception. I was raised by a couple of alcoholic drug addicts.

    According to my dad, he was a model father. I’m sure he was, in his head. I’m sure as he sat on that sofa, high on drugs, he was being the greatest dad who ever lived. The drugs addled his brain, so he was unable to distinguish fantasy from reality.

    According to my dad, I was a terrible child. I’m sure I was, in his head. I’m sure that as he sat there on that sofa, high on drugs, his brain was telling him what an evil little shit I was, and how I was out to get him. My dad used to talk about the Masons and the Illuminati. There was a conspiracy. The world was out to get him. In particular, his own son was out to get him. I was sent to ruin his drug binge. I was sent to ruin his life.

    According to my dad, he knew best. I’m sure he did know best, in his head. I’m sure that as he sat there on that sofa, high on drugs, he thought he knew everything. Drugs tell you that you’re really smart and that you’ve figured out the meaning of life, the universe and everything. When you’re high on drugs, you think you’ve got all the answers. Sadly, those of us who dwell in reality find that the drug addict’s answers don’t really add up.

    In the pursuit of drugs and booze, I was always a secondary consideration. My parents like to joke about putting my moses basket or carrycot on top of the jukebox, while they spent all their time in the pub. Ha! Ha! Ha! GOOD ONE MUM AND DAD THAT’S HILARIOUS.

    My mum always seemed to get romantically involved with fucking drug addict losers. My surname – Grant – comes from some heroin addict guy who my mum finally decided was a waste of space. She swapped Mr Grant for my dad, who is also a drug addict waste of space.

    My dad spends a great deal of time telling my mum what an evil son they have. Get my mum on her own, and she’s OK. Mums know best. Mums know their own children. Presumably, away from the drug intoxication, reality and rational thought prevail, and it’s possible to understand that children are not born evil. If you’re not high on drugs, you can see what’s really going on, and you can see that your son is not part of some conspiracy. If you have a normal brain free from mind-numbing chemicals, you can see that it’s a crazy idea, that your son is out to get you.

    My dad has always assumed the very worst about me. Instead of having a “birds & bees” conversation with me, I remember my dad telling me that it’s not OK to rape women. What the fuck goes on in HIS head, if he thinks that people need telling not to go raping anybody?

    I would have thought that most parents want the best for their children. I would have thought that most parents want to give their children as many opportunities as they can.

    In his drug-induced paranoia, my dad was convinced that I would take any opportunity I could to perpetrate crimes against the family. My dad seemed convinced that his job was to simply protect the world against me. My dad was never pleased with my achievements, but instead was just waiting to uncover the ‘evidence’ of my wrongdoing and evil intent.

    My childhood was about arguing that I hadn’t done anything wrong, or defending myself against complete fantasy allegations that I would commit some act of wrongdoing given half a chance.

    You just can’t treat your kids like that. You just can’t treat your kids like they’re your enemy.

    Why did I make my dad feel so threatened? Why did my dad think I was so evil? Why did my dad think I could do no right, and I was pre-programmed to perpetrate evil acts at every opportunity? Why did my dad find nothing to praise in my achievements, believing that they were only some elaborate ruse to cover up my true nature? Why did my dad go to such great lengths to accuse me of everything he could think of, and attempt to find evidence of my mistakes, failings and immorality?

    Because I’m a forgiving and open-minded person, who believes that no person is born evil, I am minded to think that it was all the drugs that my dad used to take, and the fact that he was acutely aware of his own shortcomings and immorality. It feels like my dad projected his own failings onto me, so I grew up feeling guilty about stuff that wasn’t even true about me.

    I find it particularly telling that my dad and my ex-wife got along very well. They both had a delusional belief that they were whiter than white, while trying to make me feel responsible for their fucked up blame avoidance and over-inflated egos.

    In the end, I thought “fuck it”.

    If you gaslight somebody, telling them they’re a bad person the whole time, eventually they’ll prove you right.

    But I’m not a bad person, so I couldn’t even bring myself to actually commit an act of evil.

    I briefly had a very confusing period, where I was eventually so bullied and abused that I began to believe that I was a bad person, but everybody who knows me and everybody who is independent and nonjudgemental was telling me that it wasn’t true. Despite the condemnation and criticism I had suffered at the hands of my dad and my ex, it turns out that nobody else agreed with them.

    When I cut my dad and my ex out of my life, everything improved, and I was suddenly no longer an evil person, out to rob, lie, cheat and swindle the world. Coincidence?

     

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  • Drug Addiction: The Appliance of Science

    This is a story about fact vs. fiction…

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    It’s hard to defend yourself when you’re sick. It’s easy for people to take advantage of a soft target, and invent their own version of events. It’s easy to discredit somebody, when you’ve left them dead and buried. The dead can no longer speak up for themselves.

    I needed to break up with my abusive ex-wife and rebuild my life in London. London is where all the good IT contracts and jobs are. London is where I have a good chance of reconnecting with significant numbers of friends and business contacts. London is where good stuff happens.

    I had an excellent credit rating. I was going to arrange for a bridging loan to cover the expenditure of relocating back to London from Bournemouth. The loan was risk free, because I had such a large amount of equity in my house. The credit risk was underwritten by the fact that as soon as the house was sold, the loan could be repaid.

    I was going to arrange credit with a commercial lender, so that I had the security of knowing that I had the funds to cover me until I got a new job back in London. However, my parents insisted that I could count on them. My parents told me that I didn’t need the extra stress and hassle of arranging credit, and worrying about money and administrative affairs, when I had the extremely upsetting task of leaving my home and setting up life again in London.

    However, when I then said that I needed to borrow the money – secured against the large lump sum of equity tied up in my house that was being sold – they then reneged on their promise. They left me high and dry. They dumped me in the shit. With no excuse, they fucked me over. Unacceptable.

    Don’t make promises you have no intention of keeping.

    Don’t offer to support vulnerable people, and then screw them over.

    It’s not a fucking joke.

    It’s not fucking funny.

    It has consequences.

    Far reaching consequences.

    I never got an apology or an explanation from my parents for fucking me over like that. I can only assume that they liked the idea of sounding like real parents, but actually they don’t have a single shred of decency. They don’t have an ounce of honesty. They are untrustworthy. They are liars. They are utter c**ts.

    It wasn’t like I’d asked them for support. I was putting my own commercial borrowing arrangements in place to cover my relocation. My parents insisted that I could count on them to bridge the gap. It made sense… there was no risk, because the debt was underwritten with the equity in my house, which was vacant and being sold. It made sense that they should profit instead of a commercial lender. I was doing them a favour, because they would earn a better rate of interest off me than they would from any savings interest.

    But.

    Let’s assume that they decided I was going to blow all the money on drugs.

    My drug of choice – the one I got mixed up with by accident during the agonising destruction of my relationship and my business – is something that I’ve jokingly nicknamed “supercrack”. As the name suggests, it’s highly addictive. It used to be legal, not so long ago.

    A strong dose of supercrack is 15mg. That’s 0.015 grams.

    The length of time that a dose of supercrack will last is about 18 hours. It’s an incredibly potent stimulant.

    On the dark web, you used to be able to buy 5 grams of supercrack for $150, including postage. That’s enough to last 333 days, assuming you sleep 6 hours a night.

    If you take supercrack around-the-clock you will not sleep, and therefore your immune system will get very low and you will soon die. The longest I ever took supercrack in a round-the-clock binge was 10 days. That’s 10 days without sleep or food. I don’t think you could go much longer without dying.

    When I moved back to London, I was no longer using supercrack.

    If I was using supercrack, from the day I moved back to London to today, I would have spent the princely sum of $450.

    In fact, to use supercrack for 50 more years – long past my natural life expectancy – would only require 274 grams of the dangerous drug, which would easily cost me less than $10,000. In fact, I could probably have bought 1kg in bulk for $5,000, which would have been enough for 200 years of drug abuse.

    So what did happen to all my money?

    Well, I made it to my first Christmas back in London by buying Bitcoins on my credit cards and with my overdraft, which then increased 1,200% in value. I hadn’t been able to work, because the stress of not having any money, and having your parents and ex-wife completely dicking you over, while also having to move the contents of a 3 bedroom house into storage and rebuild your life again, was rather too much to ask.

    My parents expected me to go to their house for a jolly fucking family Christmas, when they had royally fucked me over. What a joke.

    December was all too much, and by the 27th I was in full-blown relapse (which only cost a few dollars in drugs).

    However, rehab doesn’t come cheap… and guess who was going to pay? ME!

    I’ve paid around £30,000 for private treatment. Guess what? It doesn’t work.

    Unless you have a supportive environment, treatment doesn’t work. Don’t bother going into rehab, unless you’re going to get rid of toxic people, toxic places and toxic jobs from your life.

    My first stay in rehab (The Priory) was long enough for me to see that I was being abused by my ex-wife and we needed to break up. My next stay in rehab was long enough for me to get over being dicked over by my parents. My last stay in rehab gave me just about enough strength to make a plan to cut my toxic parents out of my life altogether.

    Since then, I now know the knack of quitting drugs.

    Amino acids such as 5-HTP, L-Tyrosine and Phenylalanine replace the depleted neurotransmitters in your brain. Bupropion and amphetamines (like dexedrine) can cushion the cravings and depression, lack of energy and cognitive impairment.

    Benzos and Z-drugs are a great way to amplify an addiction. Sleeping off the comedown by taking ‘downers’ to take the vicious edge off the ‘uppers’ means that you start to believe you are able to get all the upsides without any of the downsides. However, all you’re doing is storing up the mother of all comedowns for a later day.

    Coming off benzodiazepines is the single most awful thing you are likely to ever experience in your life. I’m not sure if you’ve ever had a panic attack or insomnia. Certainly, you must have experienced stress and anxiety. Imagine having a round-the-clock sense of horrible unease, fear, dread. If benzos calm you down, the payback is in rebound anxiety. What goes up must come down, and living with anxiety is terrible.

    Something like diazepam is very long acting, so you find it’s in your bloodstream for ages even after you stop taking it. The withdrawal from it lasts weeks: insomnia & anxiety.

    Coming off stimulants isn’t that bad. You’re exhausted, suicidally depressed, physically weak, uncoordinated, slow witted, and cognitively impaired. You might be in terrible physical shape from lack of food, lack of sleep and over-exertion. It’s nothing that a month in bed can’t fix.

    Obviously, coming off all drugs at the same time is a clusterfuck, because you’ll have anxiety and insomnia, keeping you awake through your exhausted suicidal depression. But, this is the payback for polydrug abuse. What goes up must come down.

    In September 2013 I escaped addiction by swapping from supercrack to dexedrine and then tapering my dose down. I further cushioned the blow by using zopiclone to get my sleep back on track. It was relatively easy and painless, especially as I also completely changed my whole environment by moving to London and reconnecting with old friends. I got a new girlfriend and started helping my homeless friend, Frank.

    Drug addiction is a teeny tiny bit about the brain chemistry, and it’s a whole lot more about toxic environments. Believe me, the more stress, disruption, isolation and mistreatment is perpetrated against me, the more I’m itching to pull the “fuck it” trigger.

    Drug addiction is both an easy and a difficult existence. If you haven’t got the guts to actually end your life quickly and cleanly, it will get you to your grave faster than you think. I think every addict knows where they’re headed, but they don’t give a fuck because everybody else is pushing them down that road too.

    You would have thought that addicts would be our most cared for and nurtured members of society, because they’re pretty much walking around with a noose around their neck, advertising their intention to kill themself. However, my experience was that my own parents and ex-wife couldn’t wait to see me dead and buried.

    When I eventually accepted that experimentation had become addiction and I needed professional help, I said to my ex-wife that I needed a 28-day detox. She said she would rather that I died. She actually categorically said that she would rather be a widow. These were her words. This was not a general comment. This was her saying that she would prefer it if I didn’t have 28 days treatment and get better. This was her saying that what she wanted was for me to die, not get better.

    When I got clean and moved back to London, my parents essentially made the same choice. Rather than honour their unsolicited offer to profit from my need for a bridging loan, they saw the opportunity to pull the rug out from under my feet and plunge me back into chaos, stress and destruction.

    When things are going wrong now, I assume that I’m totally alone, and that everybody is totally hostile. I assume that doors are going to be kicked in by an abusive and violent ex or parent. I assume that treatment is going to be withheld. I assume that people would rather that I was dead.

    Abuse leaves psychological scars. Calling somebody a liar, and treating them disrespectfully denies them any self esteem. Pulling away a person’s means of supporting themself, and generally attacking their opportunities to escape and recover is not proof that the person is a failure and vindication of your decision to fuck them over. Let’s take a look at cause and effect.

    Drug addiction is a place that a person turns to when their life is unliveable. The more you mistreat a person and deny them any opportunity to recover, the more they’re going to say “fuck it” and go back to killing themself slowly.

    Recovery can be quick and painless if action is swift, decisive and early intervention is taken. Addiction is like a house on fire. The sooner you put out the fire, the more of the house you save. There’s no point sitting around to see if the fire goes out, and then putting out half the fire. “The fire is mostly out” or “we’ll just put a bit of water on the fire and see if things improve” is just utter bullshit. You’re looking for an excuse to fail that person if you act like that.

    I’m angry.

    I don’t know if this is coming across. I’m really fucking angry.

    I’m spinning everything like I’m a victim. Well, that’s because I’m sick of victim blaming. I know that taking the position of the victim is not a good place to start, but it’s maddening because the facts are clear: the strong have exploited the weak, and tried to kick a vulnerable person into an early grave. Secrets die with a person, and it’s a lot easier if a victim is dead.

    I made plans for my business and my future based on the idea that I had a loving, supportive partner. I made plans based on a “for richer, for poorer” and “in sickness and in health” marriage vow that we made to each other. I made divorce and recovery plans based on an unsolicited offer of support from my parents. Parents are supposed to support their children. People are supposed to honour their word. Plans are based on agreements.

    How can you make any plans or do anything if nobody keeps their word? How can anything function without people acting with a shred of integrity.

    I paid for nonjudgemental reliable support, at great personal expense. The rest I did on my fucking own. Who the fuck got me out of the park and into a hostel? Who the fuck got me out of the hostel into a contract and a hotel? Who the fuck got me out of the hotel and into a flat? Who the fuck got me more contracts when the previous ones didn’t work out for long enough for me to get ahead?

    Recovering from depression, bipolar disorder, the destruction of your business, ruining of your career reputation, divorce, the selling off of your home and the giveaway of many of your precious possessions, having to relocate across the country, having to re-establish your life again. You think that comes easily? You think that comes cheaply? You think that can be done all on your own? You think that can be done while people jeer and take the piss from the sidelines, calling you horrible names and creating additional obstacles for you?

    Now, sprinkle in substance abuse.

    Drug addiction is the easy part. I should be getting a fucking ticker-tape parade for what I’ve been through. I should get a fucking gold medal. I should get my picture in the motherfucking paper, with lots of quotes from all my adoring fans.

    Some drug addicts are driven to lie, cheat and steal. We are told that addicts leave dirty needles in children’s playgrounds and try to sell drugs to your kids to get them hooked.

    What exactly could anybody’s problem be with me? I’ve paid for all my own treatment. I’ve never stolen any money to buy drugs. I never even bought drugs from anybody who could conceivably be accused of putting money into crime and terrorism. All I’ve ever wanted to do is get back to London, and restabilise myself.

    What does stability look like?

    Like this:

    • Place to live
    • Income to pay for food & accommodation
    • Social contact
    • Free from debt and financial stress

    And I’ve come to realise it also means:

    • No more toxic people in my life: especially my parents
    • No more klingons: I can’t carry any dead wood
    • No more arbitrary measures: being teetotal is unnecessary. I’m going to do whatever works.
    • No more shame: I’ve got nothing to be ashamed of

    The compromises, sacrifices and things that I put up with to keep hope alive are not inconsiderable. My adherence to integrity and personal standards means that I am taking on additional challenges that I could easily circumvent by simply declaring bankruptcy and depositing myself in the care of the welfare state.

    I’ve paid an absolute fucktonne of tax in my life, so I should feel entitled to a handout, but I don’t. I don’t want a life that’s dependent on the state giving me a small amount of the money back that I’ve paid into the national purse. I’m proud and I’ve worked hard all my life. I’ve worked hard to dig myself out of a very deep hole, and I deserve a fucking break.

    I’m writing this now, completely free from any drugs. My mind is my own. I have let my brain recover, and now I have nothing but pure rational thought.

    Where’s my money gone? It’s been spent on surviving. It’s been spent on keeping the possibility of recovery alive.

    Recovery from drugs?

    No.

    Recovery from the shit that drove me into the arms of addiction.

    Will I be able to recreate the past, and get back the things I lost? No, never. Of course not!

    So, am I bitter and full of regret?

    Actually, I’m working my bollocks off just as hard as I’ve always done throughout my life FOR THE FUTURE. In 4 or 5 months I could be back in the same financial position that I was in before everything imploded, except I will be in pole position to continue at a much accelerated pace. I have a much greater chance of building a happy new life, now that I am rid of the toxic people who sabotaged everything I had worked so hard to build.

    Every day in the rat race is an unpleasant reminder of the fact that I got screwed over, and this is the source of my bitter rants. I am tired. It has been exhausting to rescue things.

    But, it’s in my nature to build and repair. It’s in my nature to look to the future, not look to the past. The only reason I do look to the past, is that I’m saddled with the consequences of being dumped in the shit by people who let me down and broke their promises.

    In the world of startups we talk about a pivot. Take your lessons learned from going in one direction, and take them in another to find your sustainable competitive advantage.

    Through this fucked up world of pain that I’ve been through, I’ve found several important stories that need to be told.

    There is the story of the people who are disadvantaged. Those who are discriminated against because they have mental health problems or who have struggled with addiction. There are society’s undesirable members. There is the issue of homelessness, and the harsh and uncaring world that waits for single people who fall on hard times. There is the arms race in the war on drugs, with legal highs and the cat and mouse game between chemists and governments. There is the battle that rages inside our heads: mania and depression. There are the differences in perception: who is mad and who is sane.

    A rich white middle class investment bank employee, IT consultant, software engineer, homeowner, husband and neatly presented boy with good manners, well educated and well behaved. Young, fit and active. Adventurous, outgoing and gregarious.

    If it can happen to me, it can happen to anybody.

    The stories have got to be told.

     

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  • Limelight

    This is a story about star quality…

    Cambridge Union

    Hey! Is that Nick Grant pitching a Dragons Den panel at Cambridge Union? Isn’t that the same podium in Cambridge where UK prime ministers and US presidents have wowed crowds? Isn’t that the same podium where the world’s best and brightest have stood? Yes. Yes it is.

    If you’re into astrology, you should know I’m a Leo. Apparently this means that I adore being the centre of attention. However, I’ve always had somebody yelling louder than me for the spotlight to be directed onto them.

    Growing up, my dad had this horse-shit narrative about how cool he was because he took drugs. My childhood achievements were nothing compared to the amount of drugs and alcohol he could consume. Growing up, life was all about worshipping how smart he was for obtaining and taking intoxicating substances. Woo!

    My longest relationship, with the girl who my friends affectionately called “the poison dwarf” was dominated by her tantrums if the attention was diverted from her. She completely ruined our joint birthday and engagement party, simply because her unpleasant nature had brought her few friends in life, and the event was mainly my friends, despite my efforts to help her encourage people from her own social circle to attend.

    OK, I’m not that humble, but I’m not that arrogant either. If I’m bigging myself up, it’s because it’s a defence mechanism because I’ve been dragged down by my own parents, bullies and an abusive ex-wife. I’ve had a rough fucking ride, so let me have this one, OK?

    I haven’t lost perspective. I’m well aware that my achievements amount to nothing. I never got so much as a “well done” out of my parents for everything I’ve ever accomplished. It’s tough fucking going, living life with insufferable cunts who just want to see you fail.

    Normally, when things are going well, people are supportive and want to help you to continue to achieve your potential in life. Not so, in most of my story to date.

    Often times startup founders receive their initial funding from friends and family. My friends contributed generously to my ambitions to build a profitable business, and they were repaid with the dividends from the company. My own parents saw no potential in what I was doing, even though billionaire investors took me under their wing and agreed to help my co-founder and I to build a valuable business. My ex-wife took particularly cruel delight in watching my dreams get shattered.

    Yes, I’m subject the fatal flaw of a little too much desire to be loved and liked. When an acting coach suggested that we try my co-founder out to see if he was any better at delivering an investor pitch, I was mortified by the idea that I wouldn’t get my moment of fame. For sure, I’m subject to big-headedness and delusions of grandeur as much as the next person, but in a way, I can argue that I deserved my little headlining moment, because I had always been kicked to the sidelines by self-centred parents and partners.

    You know what? Give your kids their moment of fame. Let your kids bask in a bit of adoration. Don’t hoover it all up for yourselves. You know what your input was? You had sex. Well done. Gold star. But that’s nothing that every couple didn’t already do for hundreds of millions of years. All you did was do what your fucking body was programmed to do. Now get the fuck out of the spotlight and let your kid enjoy their little moment. Your time is over. It’s no longer your chance to shine. It’s your moment to tell your kid well done, and that you’re proud of them.

    Butt the fuck out and acknowledge a good performance when you see one. Congratulate your fucking kid on their hard work and try and pretend like you’re pleased, even if you’re too fucking drug addled and self centred to even see straight.

    You know what else? I’m fucking taking this one. I’m fucking taking this moment to tell myself well done, because nobody in my family is going to. My ex-wife isn’t going to. Basically, the people who mattered most to me when some fairly monumental stuff happened to me in my life couldn’t have given two shits about anything that wasn’t to do with them and their selfish fucking world, so I’m going to relive this little moment and applaud myself.

    Well fucking done me.

    It ain’t fucking easy battling for your moment of fame. It ain’t fucking easy getting that chance, and then performing when it matters. It ain’t fucking easy at all. And what’s it all for if the people who you think care about you couldn’t give a toss?

    Well, guess what? I had that limelight. Not because I was a drug-taking fucktard like my parents, but because I worked hard to get that opportunity. I had that opportunity, not because I demanded it and stole it from my child, but because I wanted to impress, because I wanted to do something great.

    Isn’t that awful, that my parents made my entire childhood about them, shoving me into a dark corner so they could harvest all the ill-gotten attention? Isn’t that awful, that my longest relationship was dominated by an abusive partner who demanded that the spotlight was always directed on her, and abused me to the point that I lost my confidence and became a withdrawn and shattered version of my former self?

    Bygones. Regrets. Yes.

    I’m just telling the story because nobody else is going to tell it. If you ask my parents they’ll tell you that I was an evil waste of space who never achieved anything, and that’s plain wrong.

    This is me sticking up for myself. This is me fighting against the complete collapse of my self esteem that will render me hopelessly suicidally depressed. This is my defence mechanism.

    I’m sorry if this comes across as arrogant or self-centred. I hope it comes across in the context of my desperately low sense of self-worth, given how I’ve been treated most of my life. I need a little pride and self confidence to be able to continue.

    God damn, I’m so low right now.

     

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  • Shame

    This is a story about responsibility…

    Before and After

    What a difference a day can make. 24 little hours. Now imagine that your life is nonstop round-the-clock bullshit perpetrated against you because you’re trapped into a death spiral by people who profess to actually giving a shit about human life.

    A great deal of preparations have gone into preparing the excuses why our own sons, brothers, nephews and other male members of our society are abandoned to a slow death ending in suicide. There’s a lot of arse covering that has happened.

    I’m an expert in arse covering.

    I’ve seen arse covering throughout my career. I know it when I see it. I can smell bullshit and arse covering from a million miles away. I know when some utter dead-wood piece of shit is just covering their arse. I know when total cunts are throwing their colleagues under the fucking bus.

    From my very earliest memories of childhood, I can remember my parents getting their excuses ready for why they were such utter cunts. Apparently I was a difficult child. It wasn’t their fault. Apparently I used to cry in my cot out of spite. Apparently I used to shit my nappies to deliberately inconvenience my mum & dad. Apparently my very arrival on this earth was all part of the devil’s plan to ruin my ma & pa’s drug taking binge. Apparently if you were to shave my head you’d see the numerals 666 on my skull.

    So, I have no doubt that my parents have covered their own conscience from the very day that I was born. I have no doubt that their own drug fuelled paranoia has meant that they’ve spent plenty of time getting their story straight. No your honour, he was always just evil you see, they’ll say. Two against one. My word against theirs. Cunts.

    If a plant was withered and dying, we would be in little doubt that it had been under-watered, perhaps had insufficient daylight or the soil was not very nutritious. Only in the madness of the world do we declare children to be evil little shits. Only in the folly of drug-addled parenthood would two grown adults believe that their child was a satanic agent sent to ruin their buzz. Cunts.

    So, shame on them, not shame on me.

    I’ve taken enough shame over the years. I’ve taken an unfair proportion of blame. I’ve taken an unreasonable amount of responsibility for my own birth. I’ve been saddled witth the debt of my parents’ guilt and bullshit, but it’s not my burden to carry. I’m fucked off with it all.

    Shame on you, those who would tell me I’m a bad person from the day I formed my very earliest memories. Shame on you, those who would make me feel like a fucking inconvenience my whole life.

    I’m sorry, not sorry, if I ever stole the limelight from you during your drug binges. I’m sorry, not sorry, that I ever deprived you of precious cash to spend on booze and drugs. I’m sorry, not sorry, that there was a tiny amount of time investment needed to palm me off on the state, so that I could be raised by my teachers and my friends parents.

    You got a free fucking ride, in replicating your genes into me, but this is where the buck stops. You don’t get to clone your selfish fucking genes any further. I have no intention of ever allowing the lineage of your selfish fucked up character traits to be perpetrated on humanity for any further generations. You absolutely awful people.

    There’s a sickness inside me, in the genes that I carry, passed on from lazy, arrogant, paranoid and selfish, self-centred arseholes who care about nobody but themselves and their drug taking, but this is where it ends. This is the end of the line. This is where somebody takes a stand.

    Do I have anything to be ashamed of?

    My parents constantly shamed me. Nothing was ever good enough. Unsatisfied with me, my parents took further steps to humiliate me and destroy my self esteem and happiness. Repeatedly, my very identity was violated and destroyed by the self-centred cunts who ruled my life until the day I could finally escape their clutches. There is nothing I want to give my parents credit for, except my unshakable belief that their genes should die as soon as possible.

    Taking responsibility is about not perpetrating more pain and suffering in the world. Shame on you, my parents.

    Do I have things to be ashamed of? Of course.

    Have I paid my debts? Many, many, many times over, and now I’m exhausted.

    Do I die in shame? Not at all. I couldn’t have done any more in the circumstances. There’s no pride, but I know that there’s nothing left to give, and I maintained my integrity.

    To perpetuate the misery that was inflicted upon me, would be a crime. The stain that my parents have left on the world must come to an end. In their old age, they’ll pass away peacefully in their sleep. When I’m dead too, the nightmare is more or less over.

    Eating poison to hurt your enemy is foolish, but my very existence serves to support this bullshit notion that children fucked up their drug binge, and they were cursed with an evil child sent by satan himself. I know it’s ridiculous, but I can’t take the risk of this horse shit continuing.

    I’m so sick and tired of being told to live in shame, when I have little to be ashamed of.

    I stand by my sins. I welcome the end.

     

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  • I Hate All Parents

    This is a story about sowing your wild oats…

    Pregnancy test

    I don’t know if you remember, because you’ve got baby brain or maybe your raging hormones are affecting you, but I wrote a comprehensive guide to parenthood, including every intricate detail that I know about the lives of mummies and daddies, and imparting the extensive experience that I have of being a parent.

    Given that it is now the school holidays, and the loveable rugrats are nipping at your ankles and the consequences of your decision to bring new lives into this world are brought into sharp focus, I think it is apt that I re-share this mighty tome of literature, so that hard-pressed mothers and fathers everywhere can leaf through its pages and gather valuable insights.

    Don’t stay up all night reading it, because I know that your sleep is precious, as your little darlings will be waking you up really early in the morning to be dressed and fed. That is if they haven’t been up all night vomiting or with an ear infection.

    Without further ado, please allow me to (re)present my hefty thesis on the matter of all things childrearing related: here.

    You can thank me later.

     

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  • Whipping Boy

    This is a story about my family…

    Sad little boy

    What better example can I give you of the way I’ve been treated by my family, than the one from last night. At 2:15am – the wee hours of Monday morning – when I have to get up before 7am, to catch the train to work, I receive a phonecall from my drunk mother:

    “You look fucking shit”

    Yeah, thanks for the continued abuse. Because that’s what it is. There’s no beating about the bush here. When drunk drug addicts beat up on their kids, physically or verbally, that’s child abuse. Your offspring are your children, and as a parent, rule #1 is don’t fucking abuse your kids, OK?

    My sister didn’t arrive in this world until I was 10 years old, and my Dad was in too much of a drugged up haze to realise that I wasn’t like his pet dog. You don’t obedience train a child. A child is not a subservient pack animal, that can be taught to roll over, play dead, beg. You haven’t got a bad kid, if you find that your human child can’t be trained to perform tricks. You’ve got idiot parents who think they’re training a fucking animal, not raising an infant.

    Was I badly behaved? Was I fuck. Ask my teachers. Ask my work colleagues. I’m polite and well mannered. I’m courteous and considerate. That’s why I got good exam grades and always had top jobs. That’s why I was successful enough to buy my own home, pay for a lavish wedding & honeymoon, enjoy a playboy lifestyle with all the luxury trimmings, while my own misbehaving parents have amounted to nothing: not even able to support their children, and with inadequate pension provisions for themselves. In short: they fucked up.

    What could be worse, than having failed your children?

    If you offer your children worse opportunities than you yourself enjoyed, you have failed. If you expect your children to miss out on school trips and accept a worse education than you yourself enjoyed, you have failed. If you have prioritised your own alcohol and drug abuse, above your child’s welfare, you have failed. If you expect your children to go without, because you can’t be bothered to get a proper job and work hard to give your children the life that you and your peers enjoyed, you are a selfish failure. If you take out your frustrations on your children – abusing them – then you have failed.

    Me on balcony

    This is what I look like, right now. I just went out onto my balcony and took a photograph of myself, so you know exactly what I look like, right now. This hasn’t been Photoshopped, airbrushed or anything. This is me. Warts ‘n’ all.

    Do I “look fucking shit“? Do I deserve to be phoned up and drunkenly abused, in the middle of the night? What did I ever do to you, other than interrupt your fucking drug binge?

    It’s fucking hard going, being abused throughout your childhood. You start to doubt your self-worth. You start to feel like you deserve the bullying and abuse. You start to comply with the victim-blaming. You start to think it’s OK to be used as a convenient scapegoat for your family’s problems and shortcomings.

    But you know what? I came to London, and I escaped from the horrible household where I was always to fucking blame for something. I was always the bad kid. I was always in the wrong. Nothing was ever good enough.

    And you know what else? I forgave myself for all the shit my parents never said sorry for. They never said sorry for treating me like shit, for being abused in their drunken, drugged up rages that they don’t even fucking remember. They never said sorry, and they never will, because they’re a lost fucking cause.

    I forgave myself, and now I don’t think that I “look fucking shit“. I’m not shit. I’m not a bad kid. I’m not badly behaved and I’m not to blame for all the things that have been pinned on me.

    I’m just me, and I try hard, and I work hard, and I take chances on people, and I try to improve the lives of others, rather than just pointing the finger of blame and abusing those around me. I certainly don’t phone people up in the middle of the night and tell them that they “look fucking shit“.

    You want to know what looks fucking shit?

    My leg

    Yeah, that’s right. The injury you did to me looks fucking shit. I have to look at this scar every day, and it looks fucking shit. Maybe this is what you’re referring to? You’re right. It does look fucking shit. It’s fucking shit that parents would injure their child like this. It’s fucking shit.

    You did this injury to me, because you’re abusive parents, rather than people who treat their children with the respect that they deserve. Rather than treat another human being with the respect that they deserve. That’s fucking shit.

    So, like a cancer, I have cut my parents out of my life. I have blocked their phone numbers. I have set their emails to go directly to the trash can. I have unfriended them on social media. It’s goodbye and good riddance.

    I’ve tried for long enough to be the peacemaker and leave the door open, but if this “you look fucking shit” abuse is the result, then it’s over.

    It may sound harsh, but I think it’s more than fair.

     

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  • What the Fuck am I Doing in London Anyway?

    This is a story about deja vu…

    Bus ride home

    What the fuck am I still doing here? This is the endgame, surely ?

    Around the year 2000, I moved to the Angel Islington, and lived right next door to where Boris Johnson now lives on Colebrooke Row, just by Upper Street. I revere my time there as the best time of my life. I had a pretty girlfriend, lived with two strippers in an achingly trendy area of London, had a red sports car, went kitesurfing every weekend and generally lived the high life. What the actual fuck went wrong?

    It had always been the plan to live and work in London, and I’d pretty much lived and worked in the Big Smoke since the late 1990s. I had fallen in love with glamorous West London on cultural museum trips with my mother, to the Science Museum and the Natural History Museum, like all well mannered little boys who are supposedly destined for great things, in the eyes of their pushy parents.

    What was attractive about London, in my mind, was the tube. The tube epitomised freedom for me. I just wanted to ride the metropolitan transportation system all over town, on my own.

    There’s something about an A to Z map of London that’s wonderful. The colour of it, with all the intricate streets. The index is an impenetrable list of roads and lanes. There are pages and pages of brightly illustrated street maps, and it seems like you could never truly know every nook and cranny of London. The very complexity of London is its entire draw, its appeal.

    Having discovered drugs in my late teens – namely Ecstasy – London was clearly the place to rave. Under the grubby railway arches, and in grim venues in dingy suburbs. There was always some unlikely place that was attracting the best DJs, despite the fact that everywhere looks largely the same when it’s dark and you’re off your head on pills.

    Of course I went to the superclubs. The Ministry of Sound was the first club I ever went to, as a friend was able to get me on the guest-list. Seeing DJs Sasha and Pete Tong play in The Box was a precious moment, and I hadn’t even discovered the joys of MDMA at that point. I just liked the music, the atmosphere.

    I saw DJ Paul Oakenfold play a set where he was paid a record-breaking fee, at an ill-fated club on Leicester Square, that had none of the character or charm of the grimy places that were in otherwise unusable parts of London, due to the noise pollution of nearby rail or tube trains.

    The goods yard, out the back of King’s Cross was one particular mecca for the clubbers of the 90s. Bagley’s Studios and The Cross were legendary, and The Scala wasn’t far away.

    I can remember the opening of clubs like Fabric, as if they were the new kids on the block. I still think of the East London clubs as the newer challengers to the well-established set of clubs in North London, the railway arches of Vauxhall, and Brixton.

    I remember when the Ministry of Sound chucked out all the drug dealers, and it became a tourist attraction, bereft of any heart & soul.

    Turbo mitsubishi

    Here’s the tablet that launched more brilliant nights than I care to remember. Reminiscing about drug taking experiences is probably not healthy or useful, but there we go. There’s no denying the past. This was a formative period, and perhaps defined my entire adult existence.

    It’s a strange Catch 22. I could never live anywhere outside London. I just can’t survive, thrive. However, London is brutal. The crowds are relentless. The stimulation of your senses is overwhelming. There is nothing ordered, clean, predictable. It’s not in the least bit relaxing.

    But, there is the very essence of the city: in the place where you can never quite be off-guard, and fully relaxed, how would you ever re-adjust to a slower pace of life? How can you sleep at night without the sirens, horns and dull rumble of traffic and aeroplanes overhead? How could you feel alive, without humanity all around you, at all times?

    When you go clubbing, you are crammed into an overcrowded venue, pressed together with other sweaty bodies. There is no personal space. You literally have to barge people out of the way to get to the toilets or to the bar. You are bumping into people all the time, for hours and hours of dancing. Nobody loses their cool. In fact quite the opposite. You flash smiles to hundreds, maybe thousands of strangers. You hug. You share your energy with strangers and together you build a crescendo of frenzied dancing.

    I’ve arrived at this weekend, feeling exhausted and depressed, and like I just want to sleep for the whole time.

    I travel on the tube every day, and there is all the invasion of personal space but none of the celebration of the brilliant experience that is dance, trance and magic plants. People are silent, unsmiling. It must be hard to understand why anybody would subject themselves to the daily onslaught that you experience in London’s brutal rat race.

    I forgot…

    I used to live for the weekends. I could put up with any amount of boredom, because there was always going to be another weekend of smiles, of pure ecstasy. Yes, I was tired, my feet hurt and I wanted to cry around the middle of the week, but the cycle carried me along. There was anticipation that started to build on Thursday, and on the Friday I was happy because it was nearly the weekend.

    This is how so many people live – living for the weekends – and it’s all I’ve known all my adult life. I’m not built for consistency. I’m not built for Monday to Friday. I’m built for Saturday & Sunday.

    My life is unliveable, miserable, depressing. Without my weekend fix of dancing & drugs, I’m absolutely fucked.

    I flipped my addiction to clubbing over into an addiction to kitesurfing at weekends, in my mid twenties, but it was exactly the same kind of rhythm and routine. The pursuit of adrenalin neatly slotted into my life and replaced the pursuit of MDMA and pounding techno music.

    My life is incomplete at the moment, and it’s leading me to drink to numb the pain, boredom, lack of purpose, lack of direction, loneliness.

    Never too late

    I’m not sure whether I’m going to get those pieces of the puzzle back in place in time. I’m writing now – at 3am – because my soul is screaming out for something that it’s been deprived of for so long. I’m crying now as I write this. I’m sobbing my eyes out, as the waves of emotion sweep over me, as I realise how unfulfilled and empty my life has been.

    I need kites and I need a vehicle to get to the coast. These are simple practical considerations, but you have no idea how dysfunctional my life has been. It seems like I’m close, as money is now flooding in from my latest contract, but everything is so finely balanced, so fragile.

    It’s never too late to start over, but the more broken things become, the harder the journey back to the safe road. I don’t even give a shit about trite platitudes, or other people’s attempts to tell me that they’ve been through some rough times too. I know how close I’ve come to prematurely reaching the end of my rope, and if that sounds melodramatic, you can go fuck yourself.

    What I know about hardship, fear, challenges and hard work, is that it all looks very different when you’re looking back. “That wasn’t as hard as I thought it would be” is something we often think. But, the truth is, it was fucking hard… it’s just that once you’ve been through it you’re flooded with the sense of relief. When you’ve pulled through, you’re full of joy that you made it, and that colours your memories, so you don’t remember just how fucked you were, and how awful things were.

    I’ve got this problem, where I’m thinking “I’ve already overcome obstacles like this before“. Getting an IT contract, finding a place to live, making friends, finding a passion, overcoming boredom and loneliness… these are problems I’ve already solved once in my life. It was awful when I was in my late teens and early twenties. I had forgotten. It’s just as shit now I’m in my mid 30s, even though I have all the advantages of knowing how to do it all over again, and knowing that I can do it.

    There’s a temptation to re-live my youth. I wanted to go out dancing and take drugs, tonight.

    There’s no reason why it wouldn’t work. Every time I’ve tried to re-apply the well proven formula to my life, it’s worked just the same as it did nearly 20 years ago.

    However, I don’t have to repeat the steps. I know that kitesurfing brought me more happiness than clubbing and taking drugs, so I can skip that step. It’s hard though… because I know that I can walk out of my front door and go dancing pretty much any night of the week, for the modest cost of the entry fee and a few cans of Red Bull.

    Pascha London

    Hopefully, I will choose to do something at least a bit positive – like going dancing – rather than killing myself, but life is tough as fuck at the moment. You might think “he’s been working for months and he earns a buttload of cash” but you’ve failed to see the reality: my life is desperate, unsustainable.

    Life’s not all about pleasing your boss and earning heaps of cash. It’s a good start, but that’s the easy part, in actual fact. I’m employing strategies that I learned when I was 19 years old, when I first started IT contracting. Nothing’s changed there. But do I want to go back to how I felt when I was 19? I was so lonely, so depressed, and didn’t know how to express my feelings and solve my distress.

    Where do we run to in times of great stress and need? We run to places of known sanctuary. For some people that might be their family home. For others it might be drink or a drug. For me, it’s London and clubbing, IT contracting and the gentrified life of the yuppie.

    I left the misery of parents who I could never please and schools where I was relentlessly bullied and re-invented myself. Ecstasy helped me to love myself and feel connected to humanity, in a way that transcended simple hedonism. I had an identity, and it was all mine. I was secure and happy for the first time in my miserable life.

    The detail that’s almost irrelevant here is how I was let down by my ex-wife and parents, who were supposedly decent human beings, but turned out to be more selfish and untrustworthy than many strangers who I’ve had the good fortune to receive assistance from during my eventful return to London.

    So, what have we got now? Well, it’s a clean slate. It’s a chance to start agin. I know the moves to make. I know the magic formula. Everything seems to still work, but the instructions still have to be followed. There are no short-cuts.

    I find myself dusting off my CV, contacting agents, putting on my suit, and going out into the world of work again. It’s just the same as it ever was. I earn about 25% more than I did when I was 20 years old, which is actually still plenty of money, even though it’s 16 years later.

    But I’m not 20 years old, and I’m not fumbling my way through life anymore. I know where I’m headed. I’m no longer guessing or making things up as I go along. There’s a master plan, and everything is falling into place. But I still can’t make the hands of the clock move any faster.

    I learned some new tricks. Like benzodiazepines are a good way to wake up one day and wonder what the fuck happened to a large chunk of time. Like supercrack is a good way to kill yourself if you don’t have the guts to actually run a blade across your major blood vessels.

    Afterlife

    However, I can cherry-pick. I can point at times in my life and say “THERE! I want that back!“. And why can’t I have it back? Why can’t I recapture that lost youth? There’s no reason that I’ve found so far.

    It just takes time and it’s fucking unbearable in the ‘short‘ term. It’s fucking unbearable because I’ve been here before, and I know how bad it was then, but it’s twice as bad now, because I know just how hard it was to climb up the greasy pole once already, and I know that there’s no rushing things, no short-cut.

    Very few people, perhaps even nobody, can follow my thought process. Until I present a fait accompli nobody can see and understand where I was headed all along. You think this is fucking luck, that I am where I am? You think that through all the ups and downs, dead ends and disruption, there isn’t still a single thread that guides all this? You think there isn’t a goal? You think there isn’t a fucking plan?

    Yes, it’s lucky that I haven’t sustained life-altering injuries, brain damage. It’s lucky that I’ve escaped prison and a criminal record. It’s lucky that I’ve avoided bankruptcy. It’s lucky that I’m no longer homeless, drug addicted or unemployed. But those things were never part of the plan, so is it luck?

    There’s no arrogance here, only frustration that people and events have gotten in my way. Only frustration that promises have been broken, and people haven’t gotten with the program and supported me. Only frustration that those who have sought to thwart me or try to ride my coat tails have had to be cut out of my life, like a cancer. Only frustration that a whole heap of unnecessary shit has delayed me from reaching the original goal I’ve had all along.

    I’d say “don’t get in my way” but I don’t operate like that. If you share the risks, you share the rewards. I don’t think it’s delusional to say that I add value wherever I go. I build, I improve, I inspire, I share, I teach, I take whatever resources I’m given and make them into something greater than the sum of their parts. If I’m not doing this, then I have truly lost touch with reality and I don’t deserve to be alive.

    I’ve mentioned this, but we used to say “Peace, Love, Unity, Respect” when we were raving. We were loved up, and we knew how to wear our hearts on our sleeves and be kind to one another.

    London and its inhabitants have done more to keep me alive and make me happy than my parents and 99% of the people who I went to school with, so why wouldn’t I consider myself reborn into this great sprawling metropolis? I couldn’t live anywhere else. I could never leave.

    That’s what the fuck I’m doing in London, and I’m so fucking close to making a breakthrough.

     

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  • How to Break Your Children’s Hearts

    This is a story about respecting your elders…

    My granny

    Who’s the responsible one round here? Who’s got to carry the can, at the end of the day? Who’s got to live with the consequences of bad decisions, and clean up other people’s mess?

    There isn’t a class war going on. There’s a generation war.

    The baby boomers drove around in gas-guzzling cars, burnt dolphins to stay warm, dynamited the glaciers, blew up nuclear weapons under the polar ice caps, and generally whizzed around the globe spraying deadly chemicals on everything and saying “FUCK YOU GRANDCHILDREN, HA! HA! HA!”.

    I remember at school, when I was 10 or 11 years old, me and my friend Ben used to write long rhymes about saving the environment, and read them out at school events. We basically urged a modicum of control over the unmitigated climate disaster we saw all around us.

    Growing up in the Thames Valley, huge numbers of my friends were asthmatic. Particulate emissions from internal combustion engines, gathered in the river valley, and in central Oxford the percentage of kids suffering from respiratory conditions was at the highest level in the country.

    My friend Ben’s parents had responsibly given up smoking for the health of their children, but mine would not listen to my pleas to stop wasting a significant proportion of the family income on something that was destructive to the health of us all. It was selfishness, plain and simple.

    I still vividly remember one time when I begged my Dad to stop taking drugs. “Do you expect me to be a boring old fart?” he asked, incredulously. The tragic thing is, that I didn’t need him to take drugs to look ‘cool‘. It was his own insecurity and pathetic attempt to impress young family members like my cousin Sue, that meant that he thought he was some kind of counter-culture hero, just because he took addictive drugs.

    My Dad was adamant that I should not get to go to University, nor my sister, even though him and my Mum both enjoyed a free University eduction. My sister and I were both educated in state schools, even though my parents enjoyed the option of private/selective schooling.

    My parents had substantial financial help from my grandparents to purchase their first home. No such help has been forthcoming from our parents, and indeed I bought my house without any financial support from my parents, as well as paying for my wedding & honeymoon out of my own pocket. My sister has – as a percentage of her income – possibly been even more financially independent than me.

    As kids and adults, my sister and I have certainly been very economical, responsible, mature, in ways that my parents don’t even come close to. We’ve paid our own way in life. We’ve grafted harder than my parents could possibly imagine.

    And for what? So that my parents’ generation can tell us that we’re profligate, reckless with money, irresponsible, lazy? My parents’ generation tell us we should save money for a rainy day, when the pensions that they draw bear no relation to the actual amount of money that they’ve saved up. The baby boomers are hoping to have hefty final salary pensions that far outstrip the amount of money they’ve paid into the schemes, to the point of causing a massive black hole in the nation’s finances.

    Dinosaurs

    The upper-class Victorians used to say “children should be seen and not heard” but those children were reared by wet-nurses, nannies and au pairs, plus all the other servants. If you don’t have servants to rear your children, you don’t get to say such obnoxious things, because you’re the only person in your child’s life.

    Infant mortality used to be very high, so ordinary Victorians cherished their children. Having a healthy child was a blessing, and something to be celebrated. There wasn’t this strange culture of worshipping people with old-fashioned ideas, who sat idle for 30, 40 years, just criticising everything. Yes, we’d all like to retire and just sit around in our favourite chair reading shit newspapers and being mean to everybody, but the retirement age was always supposed to be just 1 year more than the average life expectancy.

    Our economy is structured around the ‘grey pound‘. After the banks, the most powerful institutions in the country are the pension funds. These massive piles of money, managed by asset managers and institutional investors, for the benefit of their pension-drawing clients, decide everything about how this country is run. When we talk about things being run for the benefit of shareholders, those shareholders are mostly pension funds.

    If anybody ever says to me “what have you given back to your parents?” or  “be grateful your parents gave you the gift of life” I’m going to struggle not to scream in their face with rage.

    My whole life has been generating value for shareholders. Every penny and pound of profit that I have generated for my masters has gone into dividends and higher stock prices, to inflate the asset value of a pension fund somewhere. My whole life has been toiling to allow the baby boomers to have a life of idle luxury, not that they’re fucking grateful.

    But you know what? Things have gone way too far.

    The older generation has fucked up the environment, fucked up the economy and demanded that young people suffer austerity, University tuition fees, job insecurity, wage stagnation, eye-watering rent, impossibly over-inflated house prices and listen to a sneering arrogant bunch of lazy grey-haired cunts telling them they’re lazy and stupid the whole fucking time.

    They say you should be nice to your kids because they’ll choose your nursing home. Damn fucking straight, but you don’t get to have 20 years of idle luxury before you go so damn senile that you have to be put in a home, so that your hard-pressed children can continue working all hours to pay for your profligacy, laziness and arrogance.

    Yes, it’s true that a huge proportion of wealth has been diverted into the hands of a few eye-wateringly rich families. However, WHO THE FUCK WAS ASLEEP ON THE JOB WHEN THAT HAPPENED?

    Why the hell is it me who has to go on political marches, to demand that wealth is more fairly redistributed? My parents were too busy sat on their fucking arse taking drugs and reading books and newspapers to actually get off their lazy backsides and engage in the political process, for the good of the country and the good of us kids and grandkids.

    Don’t pretend like voting to leave the EU is somehow in the best interests of the country and future generations. One lazy pencil cross in a box doesn’t make up for the idle years spent enjoying a free University education, job security, high pay, reckless drug taking, low cost of living, great housing, foreign holidays, new cars, superb pension and lots and lots of disposable income. YOU HAD IT FUCKING EASY, YOU STUPID OLD CUNTS.

    As you can tell, this is a fairly calm and measured response to being sold down the river, and having my future destroyed by a bunch of people who won’t be around to suffer the global warming and economic depression.

    Literally, almost everybody I know my age or younger suffers from depression and/or anxiety. What a legacy!

    Global warning

    We used to sing “he’s got the whole world in his hands” but where is your fucking God now?

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  • Father’s Day

    This is a story about jealousy…

    Drug stash

    This is a drawing, from memory, of my Dad’s drug stash. This pot was made out of pewter or silver, and was about 5 inches tall. He lifted the lid with the little ball on top. The surface of it had been decorated with lots of little indentations.

    Strangely, I was kinda jealous of this little pot. The care and attention lavished on this inanimate object was care and attention that I wanted.

    After my Dad had taken his drugs, he became emotionally detached, sleepy, withdrawn from the world, intoxicated. There was calm – relief from angry outbursts – but he had somehow temporarily left the family, left reality behind, and all that was left was a limp body.

    This is my main memory of my Dad: his drug-taking ritual, his routine. The painstaking attention to detail and the almost religious ceremony with which he conducted his drug-taking.

    Happy Father’s Day, Dad.

     

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  • Regression Therapy

    This is a story about hypnosis…

    Many mes

    Dredging up the past is meant to be unhealthy, but how are we supposed to move forward without letting go of things that are holding us back? How are we supposed to be secure and happy, until we find a stable base to build upon?

    I’ve been going back through the memory banks, trying to figure out how I arrived here, today. I’ve been wondering whether I should repair and renovate, or whether to build anew, to start again afresh, from scratch.

    As I’ve recounted my story, I realise there’s a repeating theme: having to leave stuff behind and rebuild everything. Every time I do that, I feel like it’s a test of true friendships – to see if they’ll survive long-distance. It’s insecurity that drives a lot of this, so please don’t feel I’m actually testing people.

    Thinking about it, I’ve actually become hypersensitive to feelings of rejection. I will now push people away, as soon as their commitment to friendship seems questionable. I’ve learned to not let people into my heart anymore, and to try and be a person who can withstand the shock of losing all my friends, at any moment. “I’ll just make new friends” I tell myself, as I find myself feeling all alone, yet again.

    The first times I lost all my friends, circumstances were out of my control. I was moved from school to school, and around the country. These were early, formative lessons in the value of human relationships. The message was clear: I don’t deserve stable relationships.

    Later, I lost groups of friends due to relationship breakups. This was part of the learning process of growing up. You need to have your own friends, or else you’re too heavily dependent on your partner for your social life, and you have a double-whammy when you break up.

    Finally, I tried to move out of London to live on the coast, and hoped that I would be able to have friends come visit from the city, to keep me going. In actual fact, the change wasn’t so bad that time, as I made local friends through kitesurfing, plus my friends from London did come to visit quite often.

    Unfortunately, my life completely collapsed, what with an abusive all-consuming relationship, that poisoned a lot of relationships and a malicious ex who campaigned against me and caused many of my friends to take sides, in a way that I’ve never experienced before. The place I used to live in was small, and rumours and gossip became unbearable. I needed a clean break from that microcosm.

    In that instance, every area of my life was intimately connected to every other area. People from completely different areas of my life would say to me “I heard…” and repeat some vicious propaganda from my ex, that was completely one-sided. Because I was very sick, I couldn’t stand it, I couldn’t defend myself against the onslaught of a person intent on defacing my character, I couldn’t match my ex’s energy and I couldn’t bring myself to stoop to the level of retaliation. Believe me, I could have dished the dirt on her, just like she did on me.

    But, this is about moving on. I’m determined that I’m not going to let bitterness and regret overwhelm me, even though I feel terribly hurt, isolated, alone and treated unfairly. There’s two sides to every story, but my side doesn’t have to be told if it’s just tit-for-tat. I’m bigger than that.

    Pendulum

    You know, you should go ahead and judge me. If you don’t know and like my character by now, then I’m not going to try and convince you. I’m not going to twist your arm. I don’t know why more people don’t unfriend me on Facebook, block my number on WhatsApp and generally send the message that I’m dumped, as a friend… I’ve been judged unworthy, unpleasant, and having bad character.

    A recent ex-girlfriend started throwing plates and knives at me in a stroppy rage, having a tantrum. I thought “here we go again” as I shielded myself from blows, with her screams echoing throughout the building. She stormed out of the flat. I didn’t let her back in, it was over. I’m not going to be an abuse victim again.

    I lost a whole bunch of friends, when I broke up with that girlfriend. Some of them even said that they didn’t agree with the way I mistreated her. Errr, you mean, like, I should have allowed myself to remain a victim of domestic abuse? I was very hurt by the way that people took sides, and what was clearly a corruption of the truth of the reasons why we had broken up. Clearly, my ex had painted a different picture from the one where she was being violently abusive towards me. But, I guess I’ve gotten used to such bullshit. I cried and cried, but at least it was over relatively quickly.

    Maybe there’s something just unloveable about me? My parents could look at me and say “it’s cool, he doesn’t need his schoolfriends or any stability in his childhood“. A couple of ex-girlfriends could look at me and say “that face really needs a couple of black eyes and a broken nose“. A load of friends could say “well, we’ve heard one side of the story. I’m sure that’s enough, and now our opinion of this guy’s character is completely changed and we no longer want anything to do with him“.

    I was brought up to be a pacifist. I was brought up to turn the other cheek. I was brought up to believe that two wrongs don’t make a right. Every time I ever lashed out in retaliation, it was always me who suffered the consequences, so I became passive. I’ve been everybody’s punchbag and convenient dumping ground.

    I’ve cast my mind back as far as I can go, searching for a memory of security, a sense that somebody is loyal, that they’d treat me the same as I’d treat them… clearly, I’m carrying a lot of hurt, a deep sense of loss and abandonment.

    Round window

    It’s a new challenge for me, to improve not move. It’s a new challenge, to repair, not throw away and start again. It’s a new challenge, to stand my ground and refuse to let my character be defaced by horrible people.

    I’ve got to learn how to defend myself in a more positive way. Just being a passive punching bag, and letting people say what they want about me, and paint me in any light they like, is not good.

    My new approach has been to be brutally honest, about every tiny flaw, every little mistake I’ve ever made. I’ve tried to fess up to every regrettable action.

    People told me I’m a bad person for so long, that I decided to live up to my character. However, I couldn’t do it. I couldn’t lie, cheat, steal or do anything to hurt anybody. I ended up hurting myself. You would barely believe how much I’ve beaten myself up, harmed myself and taken myself to the brink of death.

    I’ve paid the price, plus surplus too. I don’t give a fuck now, if people want to hold me to account for something I was never to blame for in the first place. If you corner a dog and beat it, and you want to put it down because it bit you, when it was cornered, frightened, beaten and suffering, with nowhere to go except through you… go right ahead.

    I’ve examined my entire history, and I see a caged animal. I see a person who’s been trusting, who’s taken a chance on people, been brave enough to risk getting hurt. People have taken advantage of my trusting, innocent nature, my kindness and want to feel accepted, included. I’ve forgiven those who have hurt me, not that it makes the blindest bit of difference to me.

    At least I can sleep at night. Those who bully, abuse, slander and take advantage of those who show the slightest weakness, must surely have a conscience. Those monsters must surely feel filled with regret at their abhorrent behaviour. At least I can put my hand on my heart and say that I never set out to hurt anybody or exploit the weak and the needy.

    There’s so much stuff that I’m dredging up, and I wish it could stop, but stress, pressure and the fragility of my situation, plus the dysfunction and neglect of all my relationships, mean that I’m pretty much trapped alone with my thoughts. I’m trying to write, to expel the toxin of all this hurt, but writing’s all I’ve got. I sit at work, bored, unchallenged, while the thoughts and the feelings pile up like a traffic jam. When I get home, the words just flood out like a raging torrent, and I can’t stop. I always write more than I mean to.

    I have a friend who’s stuck by me, even though he saw the very worst of my character, and was deeply involved through the death throes of my normal life and my long-term relationship. He caught some of the flak, as I thrashed around like an injured beast, blindly lashing out, due to fear and pain. Surprisingly, he is one of my biggest supporters, despite the fact that I brought a great deal of stress into his life, and dragged him though months of hell, as co-founders of a startup.

    I have few examples I can hold up, to support my belief that my character is sound, and that I should remain living. Even my own parents have always made it clear that I’m a “bad kid” and that I’m worthless, a disappointment.

    I’ve been digging and digging, to see if there’s some evidence in my childhood history of an evil streak. Perhaps I committed a genocide when I was an infant? Perhaps I perpetrated torture on a global scale? Perhaps I murdered my real family, as a psychopathic toddler, before being adopted by an experimental cult where I was reprogrammed to believe I was worthless and to act passively when I’m abused?

    Anyway, I’m going to leave it there. When I get into this trance-like state, I can just write and write and write (I know, right?) and before I know it I’ve written far more than anybody would have the time, patience and indulgence to read.

    I’m going to start limiting myself again, to how much I write. It would be good if I can break out of this regression, this state of backwards-looking. It would be good if I can look forwards, and think positively, but there’s no external trigger to do so. The world is stunned into silence, or the void is simply too cavernous to even care about the white noise, the hot air that spews forth.

    Looking for some nugget of security in my past has yielded nothing. Looking back to see if I can remember some happy, stable, secure time has brought chequered results. Perhaps I might have found some compassion for myself, even if I haven’t managed to elicit it in anybody else. Either that, or I just have enough accumulated evidence of mistreatment to assume that the world is nearly entirely hostile to me, and it’s time to say goodbye.

    Hanging

    If I look at the trend, I appear to be spiralling downwards.

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