parents – Nick Grant

Nick Grant

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  • Infamy

    This is a story about wanting to be noticed…

    Why I write

    This is not a pity party, and everyone has an equally valid claim to misery and depression, but it’s important – to me – that I relate this part of the most influential period of my life.

    At home, I could do nothing right, and was largely ignored other than as an ornament; a clothes horse; a performing animal, let out of its cage to delight the adults, as a party trick, and otherwise told to be quiet and keep out of the way.This, I think, is not unusual, but was greatly exacerbated my lack of a sibling until the age of 10, and my parents’ extreme anti-social behaviour, which left me isolated in the extreme: often in very remote rural areas; far from friends and schoolmates.

    At school, I could not avoid attention of the wrong kind. My parents’ obsession with training me as their performing animal, for their party tricks, meant that I was either alone, or doing my routine for adults. I had no relationships with children, before school. If you want to fuck up your children and ruin their lives, it’s quite easy: do everything in your power to make them different so that they don’t fit in; deprive them of every opportunity to socialise; force them to act like little adults, instead of allowing them to be children – that will guarantee that they won’t fit in at all at school, and they will be bullied from dawn to dusk, every. single. fucking. day.

    Good manners and confidence in the company of adults did, briefly, confer an advantage in the workplace. This supposed ‘maturity’ was useful for making a good first impression. Employers certainly mistook me for a person who was mature beyond their years, but this was entirely superficial: a party trick learned, because it was the only way I was able to receive praise as a child – from the small amount of adult company my parents kept; those rare occasions when I was trotted out and expected to perform. However, I had no maturity at all – the social isolation, the neglect and the deprivation, was masked and hidden behind impeccable manners and precise diction; expansive vocabulary, learned from books.

    As life has worn on, my age relative to my peers has become less obvious, less remarkable. Instead, those deep wounds inflicted in childhood have come to the fore. Exacerbated by extreme stress and intolerable circumstances, the socially isolated child, deprived of a social life and otherwise ill-equipped to face the world with the same skills and experience of his peers, has resurfaced. I feel as though I’m suffering the same horrors again.

    In extreme circumstances, we revert to ‘type’… our ‘true’ personality surfaces, and our mask slips.

    I wonder to myself, as I write stuff which is read by thousands of people who are suffering a life-and-death crisis in their lives, whether I am flirting with infamy. Why do I not implore them to seek professional help and bombard them with crisis counselling phone numbers?

    Maybe I’m evil.

    [Note: I lost a few hundred words here, because of an auto-save glitch, but I can’t be bothered to re-type what I wrote. I hope it still makes sense without the conclusion, as I originally wrote it]

     

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  • Something to Take the Edge Off

    This is a story about crutches…

    Office chair

    Trawling through my photos from the past three and a half months, I found very few which would be suitable to accompany what I wanted to write today. The photos on my phone are mostly of my cat(s) and not much else. However, this photo does – rather cryptically – allude to what I am now writing about.

    When I started the lockdown, I decided that I wasn’t going to bother with a desk or an office chair at home; that I would muddle by with my laptop on my lap. I decided – wrongly – that it wouldn’t be worth the effort of setting up a proper office at home.

    As I already wrote a few days ago, I started the lockdown drinking copiously. Every day after work, I would pour myself a large glass of wine. I would estimate that my alcohol consumption was somewhere in the region of 8 to 10 bottles of wine per week.

    As I already wrote a few days ago, I started the lockdown physically dependent on medication. Every night I took sleeping pills. Every day I took tranquillising sedatives.

    Then, it became obvious that there would be dire consequences to my physical health.

    I didn’t want to finish lockdown as a fat alcoholic pill-popper with a hunched back.

    Because I delayed setting up my home office, I didn’t have a lot of choice for a desk and an office chair, hence why the ugly garish monstrosity – pictured above – has become part of my home office. The desk is super ugly too. However, it’s good to have a more professional set-up instead of reclining on my sofa.

    The health improvements to my life don’t feel like they’re paying dividends. I still feel overweight, unfit and I still crave alcohol. Ostensibly, I feel much the same as I did when I was guzzling booze, popping pills and spending 16 hours a day reclining on my sofa. However, we must acknowledge that there is a very significant difference between an alcoholic pill addict, and somebody who drinks in moderation at the weekends, and is entirely medication free. That I have stabilised myself and found almost liveable and almost bearable sustainable routine without my crutches, is not an achievement which should be underestimated.

    The backdrop to the past four months has been the global pandemic which has claimed hundreds of thousands of lives, and threatens the livelihoods and living standards of hundreds of millions, if not billions of people. If there was ever a time to feel insecure about money, work and housing, it would be now.

    I wouldn’t describe myself as a particularly anxious person, but the past 5 years of my life have been spent with the threat of destitution hanging over me. I’ve been forced to generate vast amounts of money each year in order to protect my credit rating and employability, as well as to simply pay rent, bills and service debts. The amount of money needed to escape my predicament was so vast that I was forced into high-risk high-stress situations, which were potentially high-reward. Eventually, perseverance paid off. There was no other choice: a crappy salaried job would have inevitably led to bankruptcy; the books simply didn’t balance with some crap paying job.

    So, I’ve suffered 5 years of incredible, immense stress. I’ve suffered 5 years of living on the edge of ruin.

    When the pandemic started to get very bad in Europe my mood improved considerably. The havoc wrought by the pandemic has brought the stress and suffering that I was enduring into the lives of vast numbers of my fellow people. Suffering collectively is far more bearable than suffering alone.

    At some point, I want to stop talking about the difficulties in my past and to talk about the future. I want to put some distance between my past and the present. I want to have a period of wealth and security, which clearly delineates ‘now’ from ‘then’.

    I note that my abysmal childhood became unimportant when I started to have success and get ahead in life, in my late teens and early twenties. My rapidly growing bank balance, exotic travel, status symbols – like houses, cars and boats – and adventurous hobbies, felt like I could forget about past transgressions against me: the bullies and abusers were rotting, and I was thriving, so I wasn’t bitter and angry; I had broken free from the misery of the past.

    My rage at my parents – which has been a repeated theme of the past 5 years – and sad memories of a ruined childhood, which has caused me vast amounts of problems… all becomes irrelevant again, as my health and wealth are regained, and my quality of life improves manyfold.

    Yes, my crutches are going to change from alcohol and medications, to be luxury holidays and other trappings of wealth, but I don’t care. Alcohol and medications lead to misery and death – they’re a dreadful trap, which leads nowhere positive.

    I still have suicide as my ‘retirement plan’ but that’s a simple matter of practicality, given that I’m now unable to be likely to accumulate enough wealth to enjoy a comfortable retirement before my health starts to deteriorate. It’s something I’m going to have to learn to live with. Or rather, it’s something that’s going to kill me. C’est la vie. C’est la mort.

     

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  • Imitation and Flattery

    This is a story about rôle models…

    Glasses

    I was very lost in 2015, without any purpose or identity beyond some things which were destroying me, my self esteem, my legacy, my reputation. I was sinking; doomed. I was trying and failing to regain any control over my chaotic and unmanageable life, and to gather enough dignity to carry on living.

    A technologist friend has always helped me to discover things in life which have become integral to my future. He taught me to be a programmer and he got me interested in writing, as well as a heap of other things, like political views, which I now consider to be very much a part of my identity.

    My friend has written and published online for countless years, and I have read and I have imitated. He was a prolific blog contributor, touching many lives worldwide. He has lived and breathed social media and embodied his online persona. I have imitated.

    My parents chose to intoxicate themselves with drugs and alcohol, and were only concerned with their own selfishness, which mainly revolved around social isolation, lest their neglectful lazy shameful behaviour be publicly exposed. Luckily, I had excellent friends and their parents were inspirational people. I saw in other people’s families, the way that things should be and I saw in my peers some ideas about what I could be. Friends have shaped who I am and given me the inspiration to pursue my profession in technology, and my passion for online communities, combined with my love of writing.

    To say that I love writing is perhaps wrong. I’ve written a couple of novels, one of which I’m quite proud with, but I don’t write fiction as regularly as I’d like. Perhaps if I was a more natural writer I would always be writing little short stories, or exploring my imagination in other ways, but instead I write these “non-story” stories, every single day if I can.

    I cringe a little to think of my friend’s judgement regarding the wrong-headed thinking, or mistakes of the past. If ever there’s somebody I would be ashamed of disappointing, it would be my old friend. If there are certain standards of behaviour I hold myself to, it’s not because of any standards from my parents – alcoholic druggies – but instead it’s because of a worldview developed in the company of my friends and their families, whose opinions I seem to have taken to heart.

    When I think about, for example, my friend’s parents’ view on hitting children, then I am upset that my parents were such barbaric ignoramuses, when their peer group was able to comport themselves the right way. If my friends’ parents were able to be productive members of society, sociable and not drunk drug addicts; able to raise children without hitting them; able to raise children with kindness and generosity, indulging their children’s talents and encouraging them to reach their full potential… then why not mine? I do not know, but I do know that my parents were abysmal failures, while many of my friends’ parents are awesome role models, and some of their children too.

    “They did the best they knew” is absolute horse sh1t when you have your peers to connect with; you can hold yourself to the standard of those around you, as a minimum. If you’re the only antisocial drunk druggie losers who don’t have a job, then you sort yourself out and start behaving responsibly, you don’t force your child to leave school again and again, and drag them away from their friends, isolating them. That’s f**king barbaric awful inexcusably sh1t behaviour.

    I meant to write yesterday and I’m sad that I didn’t. I meant write merely to thank my friend for inspiring me to write, but also to acknowledge my friend’s role in giving me a career, and in inspiring me to think about many things. I meant to write only to speak of the positive, but I seem to have strayed into the territory of the negative.

    My friend never writes vicious tirades like this, and I know that my ingratitude I show towards my parents could be particularly improper at the particular time, given a traumatic family situation in his life, which is nobody’s fault but rotten bad luck.

    I wish I could be more positive, but this blog serves as a kind of safety pressure-release valve, which has functioned extremely effectively in enabling me to regain some self esteem, control, dignity and other important things – such as a sense of purpose – when my life has otherwise crumbled around me.

     

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  • Toys

    This is a story about spending your paycheque…

    Freebord

    I think we have several distinct phases of our lives. We begin with no money and there are lots of toys we want, but we can’t afford them. Then, we get a Saturday job or some other seasonal work – perhaps during school holidays – and we’re able to buy some of the things we want, but these are pretty modest purchases. Then, we get a full-time job, but usually by this point we have to pay rent and bills, so we’re still not particularly able to make lavish frivolous purchases. Then, we start a family and all the things we buy from that point onwards are for our kids, although perhaps we get some vicarious enjoyment out of buying toys for our children.

    If you’re lucky, you’ll have a period of your life where your income significantly exceeds your expenditure, and you can buy whatever you want. During this period, you might buy the toys you could never have as a child, or you might buy the toys you were too young to be able to make use of, such as a sports car, a boat or a hang-glider.

    If you’re really lucky then you’ll have a sustained period of wealth, where you can pursue expensive hobbies, which allows you to buy new toys on a regular basis. Every hobby tends to need lots of specialist equipment, and vast amounts of money can be sunk into having the latest and greatest stuff – becoming a “gear” collector.

    If you’re lucky enough to be wealthy, you’ve probably managed to save up for a deposit and bought a property. Owning a property can be a nightmare, because of the expense of maintenance, but for the wealthy, there’s a huge amount of ‘toys’ to be bought for the house. No house is complete without being able to play music in every room from your iPhone. No house is complete without a massive flat-screen TV. No house is complete without a whole array of toys – even a vacuum cleaner is a desirable object now, marketed as something to get excited about buying, as opposed to something associated with domestic drudgery. The recent craze for cooking and baking TV shows has meant that our kitchens are filled with expensive toys, such as food mixers and pasta makers.

    My house might not have a dining table, chest of drawers, wardrobe, coffee table or other essential items of furniture, such as a bed for visitors, but it does have mesh wifi in every room – a gadget that I could hardly resist, given that I work as a technology professional. Having a reliable wifi connection everywhere in my house is really handy, because it was annoying where I used to live previously, when my smartphone and laptop would drop the connection if I moved from the lounge to the bedroom, or vice-versa.

    The toy pictured above – the thing that looks like a skateboard – has been gathering dust in storage for a long while, but as I’m now starting to feel more settled in my house and in this city, I’m beginning to start thinking about getting active. I got one of my bikes fixed, so I can cycle around more as the weather improves. The skateboard type thing allows a person to “snowboard on the street” – you can slide it and stop very easily, unlike a regular skateboard which has no brakes. I need to try to find some local hills with quiet roads, where I can take it out for a ride.

    Toys give my life meaning. I’m not working for the sake of working. I’m not working for the sake of putting more zeroes on the end of my net worth. I’m not working for children. I’m not working even to obtain status symbols. I work because it gives me plenty of money to buy toys. Of course, I enjoy a very high standard of living – I eat out and I take nice holidays – but I also like being able to have nice things. I was rummaging through my boxes which I haven’t unpacked, and I realised that I have some really cool stuff. I’m still attached to my stuff, even though it’s just material possessions that I’ve lived without for years – I worked hard to buy those toys and I spent a lot of time picking them out, so I’m glad that I’ve still got a lot of my stuff.

    As my health improves and I begin to feel happier and more settled in my new home and new city, I’m starting to think about how I might like to spend my leisure time. Of course, there’s always excitement in spending money on new toys, but it’s been great to rummage through my boxes and find things which I haven’t had the time to play with, because life got really difficult for a long time.

    It felt nice to buy new clothes last weekend, and I also feel glad that I didn’t buy any toys or gadgets, because I always feel buyer’s remorse for squandering my money on stuff, when I already own so many cool toys and gadgets. I might buy a coffee table and a hoover this weekend, which is plenty of retail therapy – it’ll definitely scratch the itch.

    I’m very spoiled, that I’ve been able to furnish my house with stuff I chose from Ikea, and it seems wrong to say that during a lot of that process I haven’t enjoyed it – I’ve been overwhelmed with the stress of moving house and getting myself set up in a position where I can live an ordinary life. I sat and slept on the floor when I first moved in, because I didn’t have a single item of furniture. My washing machine wasn’t delivered on time, so I was running out of clean clothes. Stress can ruin things which are supposed to be fun. Now I’m through the worst of the stress, I am now beginning to appreciate how lucky I am.

    When I attempt to make sense of life – why bother? – then it’s easy to reach one of two conclusions: either we should have sex, take drugs and get drunk as much as possible, to maximise our pleasure in a hedonistic way, or we should spend our money on things which bring us joy, such has holidays and toys. I appreciate that children are the traditional route to giving our lives meaning and purpose, but it’s selfish and unethical to bring children into this messed up world. Probably better to play with a few toys than to inflict the agony of existence onto a child who didn’t need to be brought into this world.

    I guess I’m just a child.

     

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  • So Embarrassing

    This is a story about over-sharing…

    Twitter likes

    I’m not really a self-conscious person or else I’d never write and publish anything, but I did have a moment of panic yesterday when I realised what a plonker I was going to look like, for writing about my most vulnerable insecurities, innermost sensitive thoughts and feelings, laying myself wide open for a moment of stunned silence, which would have been very embarrassing.

    I thought about deleting my tweet which accompanied the blog post. It’s been ages since I thought about deleting something. I very rarely self-censor.

    Being single transports me back to my frustrated and unhappy teens. Despite modest success in the world of dating and relationships, I still carry a huge amount of insecurity. I’ve never felt like “God’s gift” to women or that I have any particular attractiveness or charisma that means I don’t have anything to worry about. I’ve been told on plenty of occasions that I don’t have anything to worry about – that I’m good-looking – but I suppose whatever wounds were inflicted in childhood still haven’t healed.

    I’m basically one big twisted knot of overthinking and over-isolated overgrown man-child. Growing up without any siblings until the age of 10 was hell. Being stuck in the company of my parents as they dragged me through 8 different schools and all over the bloody world was hell on earth. I have plenty of reasons why I should struggle to form normal healthy relationships with my peers.

    I guess I got into technology because it seemed like a perfect microcosm that I could control. However, reality has asserted itself so fully that I can see that life is messy, and my reaction is to collate and publish all that mess for everyone to see. I’m using technology to gather together everything that I’m embarrassed about and really don’t want to be teased about.

    What I write is an absolute goldmine for anybody who wants to poke and prod at my insecurities, to antagonise me.

    The thing is, I write about this stuff as a pre-emptive step, so that it’s less of a big red button that people can press to get a reaction.

    I’ve been relatively successful at positioning myself so that I’m never on the back foot like I was when I was a child. I refuse to ever be somebody’s plaything. If I’m going to act predictably, it’s going to be in accordance with my own predictions, not anybody else’s.

    Pleasingly, the world has somewhat complied with my wishes. I’ve been able to enjoy social change, enabling me to be the passive one who has the enviable position of being able to reject, taunt, bully and tease, if I should so choose. It’s every bit as pleasant and comforting as I thought it would be, to have the tables turned and be the one with the power.

    Am I applauding the existence of the patriarchy? No.

    Am I very weird geeky guy who had a particularly disrupted childhood, which held me back from having a number of formative experiences, such as girlfriends at school? Yes.

    The net result is that things that are normal for you have a different level of importance in my life. My entire self-esteem is based on whether I’m getting laid or not. If I’m not getting laid, then I assume that I’ve been plunged back into my unhappy adolescence. I assume that I’m once again the awkward social outcast that I was during my schooldays. I assume that I’ve lost all of my adult development and I’m doomed to live out my days in lonely singledom.

    The net result is dating some very unsuitable women and having a lot of unwanted sex. The sex is symbolic. I have as much sex as I can get now, today, as over-compensation for the lack of it in my teens… as if I can somehow alter the past.

    It’s strange psychology, but also very basic and simple.

    Also, I shouldn’t write about it, but I do.

    I sometimes forget that I pour my heart out like this. The process of emptying my brain out onto the page has become normalised. The fear of embarrassing myself in front of the entire world has long-since been forgotten. The concept of a world that hasn’t seen every flaw and downside of my character is long gone.

    You’d think that my exposure would be problematic, but I find it easier to remain quiet and keep my mouth shut when I need to – such as in the office – by brain-dumping all of this stuff out publicly. I enjoy the open secret of it, although it does stress me out that one day I’m going to get into trouble.

    Dating with this level of exposure is problematic. Dating is a thing that puts people in a very vulnerable position, and having a large resource of vulnerabilities published publicly makes me doubly vulnerable. I have no idea whether to offer up this blog as part of the package of information made available during the early stages of dating, along with photos and descriptions of what I do for money etc. which are usually expected.

    Without too much digging, it’s possible to see me in a very unflattering light, but I also know that it takes bravery and courage to make yourself vulnerable, and I know that it’s rewarding to be brave and take risks.

    For now, I’m just going to proceed as normal. I was very reassured to see that some people who I really like and respect had acknowledged what I’d written yesterday, but I must admit that I was seriously thinking about deleting it, because I felt like I’d made a fool of myself.

    I find the world to be adversarial and hostile and I don’t like it. My reaction is not to be defensive, but in fact to do the un-intuitive thing and to lower my guard – making myself extremely vulnerable. “Do your worst” I incant.

     

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  • Some Of My Problems Are My Own Fault

    This is a story about responsibility…

    Suction cup

    Why does it matter that the toilet roll holder in my house is held onto the wall with a suction cup? Why does it matter that somebody cut some corners somewhere? Why does it matter that somebody did a sloppy, careless job? Why does it matter that people act without concern for the consequences? Why does it matter that some of us want to be idle?

    We bring up our children on a diet of propaganda about everybody having to pay their way in society – nobody getting a free ride – when our intention all along was to propagate sufficiently to be idle in our old age. We imagined that the older children would raise the smaller ones. We imagined that the more mature and adult members of our family would feel some responsibility towards their DNA donors, as they reached the end of their lives.

    I guess we hope that our children won’t know any different. If they’re born into a terrible world, they won’t be able to imagine a better one, so they’ll accept their terrible fate. Is that the logic? Somebody needs to explain it to me, because I don’t understand.

    My life lacks meaning and purpose.

    What if I met someone so amazing and beautiful that they convinced me it was a good idea to have children, because I knew how much happiness and satisfaction – peace – it would bring me as an animal, although very much in conflict with my own human consciousness.

    My body was evolved for the propagation of my genes. My body’s sole purpose for existence – in evolutionary terms – is for sexual reproduction. To act in defiance of my basic instincts is physically painful, like putting my hand in a fire.

    I stopped following the instructions at some point.

    I’ve lost my way.

    Loneliness and isolation should drive me to be social. Horniness and reproductive instincts should drive me to impregnate. Fear of death and extinction of my genes should drive me to seek to protect and replicate as many copies of my genes as possible. All the many millions of years of animal evolution have led to this point. Everything in my genetic programming tells me to carry on doing what every ancestor has ever done, since the dawn of life itself.

    However.

    I’ve gone off-script.

    I think that filial affection, sibling bonding, family ties, clan association and a genetic predisposition towards hostility directed at those of significantly differing DNA makeup – a wish to see those who don’t share common genes perish – somehow bypassed me. The thing that’s far louder in my head is the conscious voice that sprung into existence, perhaps as an evolutionary accident, but which has managed to narrate things to the point where that voice directs my behaviour far more than my bestial instincts.

    I suppose I’m what you’d call anti-social. Perhaps criminal and deviant. Society has generally decided that I’m dangerous and should be shunned and marginalised.

    Born into a household full of addiction and alcoholism, not feeling planned or wanted and not seeing any good role model in my parents, I found myself always somewhat the odd-one-out at school and in other social situations. I think I decided very early on that I’m unlovable. My life goals were always confused. The hedonism I saw my parents practice, with no regard for societal norms, conflicted with the nonsense they spouted in their state of intoxication, which claimed to be motivated by higher ideals: Values. I never saw any values, but I came to understand – conceptually – what values there were in the world, and why a person might hold a certain set of values.

    I can simultaneously hold in my head all the various reasons – such as social cohesion – that a group of individuals might subscribe to a common set of values, whilst also knowing the payoff for breaking the rules. I knew, for example, from a very early age that getting a drink or a drug into my system must be worth any amount of societally imposed consequences, for that is what I saw throughout my upbringing.

    My father talked openly about his criminal conviction for drugs, while my mother boasted about drug smuggling and encounters with the police, and both seemed proud and happy to have flouted the law and earned the disdain of wider society. They seemed to revel in their place as societal outcasts, earned because of their deviant behaviour and refusal to change their wicked ways.

    Yet, it seems better if I imagine myself to have been immaculately conceived and have lived my adult life with no unconscious bias left-over from childhood. It seems as if I should be judged on the basis that my values are identical to everybody else’s. It seems that every choice I’ve made should be viewed as having been made with complete free-will, and without the influence of my upbringing.

    I fess up.

    I done it.

    I done a bad thing.

    It’s all my fault and I’ve got nobody to blame but myself.

    There. Happy now?

     

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  • All I Want Is Everything

    This is a story about stubbornness…

    Country Home

    I try not to talk about my friends too specifically, but shall attempt to tell you about two friends who are notable for both their differences and their similarities.

    The first of my friends who I want to tell you about was undoubtably born into wealth and privilege. His father was a judge and the family has a number of homes around the globe in some of the most expensive cities to live in. His family is extremely asset rich and my friend grew up with servants in the household. Without being too indiscreet, my friend was called posh by even his upper-middle-class university chums, who attended the same Russel Group red-brick high-ranking academic institution, where the less intelligent privately schooled childen get sent when no amount of private tutoring and extra lessons are going to turn them ‘gifted’.

    The second of my friends who I want to tell you about is the polar opposite of the first in many ways. The other friend I want to tell you about was undoubtably born at a considerable disadvantage to 99.9% of other people, due to a life-limiting illness and relatively poor family. No private schools. No private tutors. Not much money at all, in fact. It would be too indiscret to say more, but it’s incontrovertibly clear from the evidence that this other friend arrived at a similarly highly esteemed university on merit alone.

    I wanted to tell you about these friends, because I feel as though I should give you – the reader – an idea of where I fall on some relative scale.

    I was not born into wealth, but because my parents were drug addict alcoholic losers who refused to get a proper job and work hard, my grandmother saw fit to buy a house for my parents, in which to raise me, her only grandchild at the time – my sister wasn’t born until I was 10 years old. The pity that my grandparents took on me – as an innocent small child being raised by druggie losers – meant that my parents received vast sums of financial assistance. This financial assistance meant that I attended better state schools than would have been possible if I’d been at the mercy of my selfish lazy layabout druggie loser parents. Those better schools happened to be in Oxford, where there happened to be many sons and daughters of many brilliant but underpaid academics who couldn’t afford to send their children to private school.

    We three friends ended up cohabiting briefly. My posh friend with the wealthy family had bought a £1.5 million house in London, thanks to a hefty deposit contribution from his parents manyfold more than most people would pay for an entire house. My friend from humble beginnings was a lodger. I was a house-guest of my friend, because I was selling the house I had bought entirely with money I fucking earned. My house was being sold as part of my divorce settlement.

    A running joke I have with my posh friend is that I earn more per hour than him. This was the case for a very long time, but there was a brief period when I parked my ambitions, when meanwhile his career started to finally gain traction and his earnings began to skyrocket. Despite my years of mental health problems, homelessness, drug addiction, alcoholism, near-bankruptcy and a horrible acrimonious divorce which pretty much triggered the whole thing, I’ve been very pleased to continue to earn more than him per hour.

    However, one should note that my friend from humble origins is now earning more per hour than both me and my posh friend. My humble friend has managed to make a property purchase, entirely with money generated by his hard work and dedication.

    I wonder about two things. Firstly, why would you sell your soul and become a wage slave if you’re born into obscene wealth? Secondly, why would you sell your soul and become a wage slave if your life is going to be short due to a health condition?

    The latter is easier to answer, because I’ve enjoyed a very high standard of living thanks to doing what my lazy fucktard druggie parents didn’t do, which was to get a proper job and work hard. The former is a harder question to answer. I have absolutely no idea why my posh friend works so hard when he could have had an amazing standard of living without lifting a finger. Equally, I have no idea why my own parents didn’t bother to get off their lazy druggie arses and work for a fucking living, instead of sponging off my grandparents and the state.

    This is the scale I judge myself on.

    I’m no working-class hero.

    I’m not from particularly humble origins.

    I can’t claim to have suffered dire poverty or incredible deprivation – my grandparents simply wouldn’t allow it.

    However, I wasn’t born with a silver spoon in my mouth either. If I speak with a posh accent and have a certain way with words, then all the credit for that is due to my school-friends in Oxford, who had professional and academic parents who were well educated and hard-working.

    I’m in awe of my friend who’s achieved so much more with so much less.

    We all sit somewhere on the scale, with the extremes being the starving African orphan, versus the billionaire son of a billionaire who lives exclusively on a diet of prize-winning bullock semen or champion racehorse stallion semen, drunk out of a freshly cut rhino horn.

    We all tell ourselves stories about how well we’ve done in life, or how hard our journeys have been. “Our life as a pair of hateful antisocial sponging co-dependent drug-addict alcoholic lazy layabouts was wonderful until this entitled baby came along, ruining our buzz” is what my parents say, even though contraception and abortion have been universally and easily available for their entire fucking lives.

    I feel a bit guilty about wanting to have secure housing, financial security, employment security and a reasonable standard of living, but at least I fucking work for it even though I’ve sold my soul and become a wage slave. My work is relatively easy and I’m certainly highly rewarded for comparatively little effort. For sure, there’s no justice in the world. There are people who work far harder than me in much worse conditions, who are paid a tiny fraction of what I earn. There are people who don’t work at all and who have a fabulous standard of living, which I don’t begrudge them, provided they haven’t perpetrated some terrible crime against humanity in order to gain their enviable wealth.

    If you want to categorise me as a spoiled, entitled shit, who has no perspective at all, you can use the presented evidence selectively to build your case. If you want to applaud me as an example of great success against the odds, you’ll be able to use different parts of the same set of evidence to build a completely different case.

    I really don’t know what to tell you, because I can see the advantages I’ve enjoyed but I’ve also had to struggle through adversity. My aspirations seem normal enough in many ways, but in other ways what I want seems to be an unreasonable expectation. Do I want an unrealistically high standard of living?

    The beauty of my situation – you must understand – is that I do not perpetrate the vile consequences of my selfish choices against any children who did not ask to be born, and I have exercised every opportunity to prevent pregnancies and maintained the backstop of pregnancy termination, although it’s not my choice to make – at least I have made worst-case-scenario plans where necessary. Can you criticise me for my choices, when I have no dependents?

    I think about my sister, of course, but the first 10 years of my life were spent alone… so very alone. When I think of childhood, I think of loneliness, bullying and neglect. When I think of childhood, I think how much my parents loved drugs and alcohol; I think how much they used to love lying around drunk, high or both, doing fucking nothing; unproductive and idle. How dearly I wanted to be loved and cared for properly. How dearly I wanted the security and protection that parents are supposed to deliver, but they were too intoxicated to give a shit about anything than their substances of abuse and their selfish wants.

    Why the hell am I writing about this stuff?

    I wanted to write something short.

    I wanted to write something fun.

    I guess I was scared I was going to write something smug.

    My life is going alright at the moment – pretty damn good – and I’m wary of getting carried away. I could quite easily lose perspective. I’m scared that I might forget how hard it’s been to get here, because it’s also been easy in some ways. My life has ludicrous contrast and comparing myself to my friends often does little to inform my judgement.

    Sorry if I seem smug and entitled in the coming months. I hope you’ve followed the story and you feel pleased that my life is very different from how it was when everything was fucked up. I hope you see I’ve worked hard to get where I’ve got even though I was never a starving African orphan.

     

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  • Erratic

    This is a story about 24-hour party people…

    Oxford Tube

    Here’s a photo taken at 4am, capturing my journey away from everything that was good about my life – my friends, my startup, my future – back to the life that I was trying to escape; back to my wife and my house. I was in the process of separation and divorce. I was in the process of selling my house. I was in the process of beginning my life all over again – a fresh start; a clean slate.

    Why am I showing you this?

    It was incredibly disruptive and destructive that I had to leave my fragile embryonic new life to fulfil the mundane and trivial bureaucratic administrative task of liquidating my assets. All I wanted was to get away from the life that had become a nightmare; specifically not be dragged back into my toxic old life for the sake of something so meaningless as material possessions and money.

    “Take as much as you want. Take whatever you want. Just don’t destroy me” I begged of my ex-wife. All I wanted was a chance to be allowed to rebuild my shattered life. Her life was unaffected: she had her friends, her career, her home town, the support of vast numbers of people all around her. My life had been destroyed by our relationship and somewhat consequent mental health crisis. It wouldn’t be fair to lay the blame at her door, but I had failed to walk away when I was strong and I had become incredibly weak and vulnerable. She was strong and I was fucked.

    I tried to explain to a close friend that I felt like I was always a few hours, few days or few weeks behind where I needed to be. Everything I needed was tantalisingly within my reach, but the things I needed to happen fast were always deliberately thwarted and delayed by people who didn’t give a damn whether I lived or died.

    Unfortunately, I had lagged behind and I could never catch up. I was fucked.

    My ex-wife demanded a £7,000 bribe in order to not sabotage the quick sale of my house. It was blackmail, plain and simple. I managed to raise £5,000 but she wouldn’t accept it. She destroyed the deal I’d struck with a cash buyer who wanted to complete the house sale within 6 weeks. In the end, the house sale took 6 months because of her acts of deliberate sabotage.

    I needed money but I couldn’t raise enough to avoid getting into financial difficulties. I was being bankrupted by those who supposedly loved and cared about me. It was a ridiculous situation, because I was liquidating my highest value asset, which guaranteed that everyone was going to get paid back as soon as my damn ex-wife stopped sabotaging and delaying the house sale, but my “nearest and dearest” are absolute cunts, with the exception of my sister, who offered me every penny she could lay her hands on. My kind and caring sister has the least amount of savings and disposable income of anybody I know; she’s the most hard-up, but she immediately grasped the gravity of my situation and was prepared to do everything in her power to help me.

    I didn’t borrow from my sister. I didn’t borrow from my parents. I didn’t borrow from my family. I didn’t borrow from my friends.

    I took the £5,000 which my ex-wife said wasn’t enough to meet her blackmail demand, and I bought Bitcoins at an average price of $123 each. At the time the exchange rate was roughly $1.60 per £1, which equates to 65 Bitcoins. The value of those 65 bitcoins at more-or-less the same time as my house was finally sold, was approximately $80,000, which was lucky because my ex-wife was refusing to release my fucking money until our divorce was finalised.

    That total cunt was trying to ruin me.

    My parents were trying to ruin me.

    My family – with the exception of my sister – were being a bunch of cunts.

    Hence why I don’t talk to any of them anymore, except my sister.

    I’m a bad brother.

    I’m a bad uncle.

    I’m the black sheep of the family… well, almost. My parents and the wider family tried to make it stick, but they didn’t manage to ruin me despite their best attempts. Despite their most thorough and diligent efforts in pursuit of my ruination, I refused to let them do that to me – to destroy me and forever have a convenient scapegoat for all the family’s problems; to have successfully artificially created a failure who’d be too weak and decimated to ever defend my good name. It’s nice to have somebody to blame. I’ve been blamed by so many. Those who blame me and point the finger far outnumber me. How could I ever stand a chance against the bullies? How could I ever hope to win when I was so outnumbered?

    * * *

    INTERLUDE

    * * *

    I started writing this blog post on Tuesday. I was feeling rushed. I had a date. I was going to the cinema. There wasn’t a lot of time before the start of the movie.

    I started writing this blog post and I’ve thought a lot about whether to delete it and start again.

    I started writing this blog post, but I’ve had a lot of time to notice how my feelings change very much from day to day. In the course of writing a short blog post I can become enraged and bitter about things that happened in the past. Although I find writing to be therapeutic in the most part, I can kick a hornets’ nest of unresolved anger occasionally. When I start with a certain thread – which many regular readers will have seen repeatedly – I re-live the injustice, frustration and abandonment I suffered, which nearly ruined my life unnecessarily, avoidably and inexcusably, because my parents are a pair of druggie aklie cunts who don’t fucking listen to a word I’ve got to say.

    Hence the blog.

    I love this blog.

    I’ve got so much to say.

    So much of what I say is driven by bitterness, resent, unresolved anger and frustration, a sense of injustice and feeling ‘hard done by’ and the rational, logical conclusions that I would expect any reasonable person to reach, given the same set of facts.

    This is a one-sided story.

    I can tell you the things that I think will make you sympathise with my suffering and omit the pieces of the story which are incongruous with my narrative. I can manipulate my readers with a one-sided and heavily biased viewpoint, if that’s what I want. I don’t have to argue with anybody. I don’t have to suffer ad hominem attacks. I don’t have to struggle in the unwinnable battle, which comprises little old me against a gang of bullies.

    As the days have gone by with this blog unfinished and unpublished, I’ve thought more and more about how I could write a more balanced viewpoint in the second half. I’ve thought about toning down my hateful bitter language, which lashes out at people who are very much out of reach and beyond reproach. My parents had managed to selfishly ignore me and my needs throughout my childhood so utterly completely, it’s ridiculous to think that there would be any getting through to them as an adult who really needed some help during an acrimonious divorce.

    It’s me who’s got the problem.

    My sense of isolation – being ganged up on – is almost indescribably awful, but there is no sense in thinking of myself as a victim. There are a whole shower of cunts who failed in their moral duties, who lacked the basic decency of showing some fucking concern and compassion, and who spectacularly failed to put the slightest fucking effort into the minimum duty of care expected by society. I could get mad. I could get even. Instead, I simply feel no debt to those who are supposedly sworn to keep children safe, or obliged by loyalty, social convention and shared genes, to look after the weak and vulnerable members of a group, tribe, family or other such thing that exists amongst basic fucking decent people.

    My mind and my mood flit wildly between rage at being let down during formative years and moments in my life when I was extremely vulnerable, and my more general worldview and philosophy that I should be rational and logical. It’s entirely illogical and unhelpful to hold a grudge. It’s a complete waste of effort to exert myself, expressing myself at great length and explaining my complex damaged feelings – my trauma – when I’m so absolutely certain that my words fall on the deaf ears of those who inflicted that trauma.

    I’ve been writing almost daily for more than 3 years.

    Writing helps.

    I don’t know what this is – this blog post – but I know that it’s an accurate representation of what my inner world is like. I swing violently between moods. I feel sudden gut-wrenching sadness and bitter resentment at how much I feel like I missed out on and was denied, in terms of a healthy normal childhood, free from the kinds of things that children are supposed to be protected from – loneliness, misery, isolation, bullying, abuse, negligence, deprivation. I use those words without much caution, well aware that they carry connotations of life-ruining events for very many unfortunate fellow humans. Should I not use those words, because I took all that anger about how fucking shit it was to be bullied for so many years and I turned it into $1.3 million of Bitcoins, essentially?

    This is my fucking life.

    My life is full of ridiculous contrast.

    You want me to be balanced and unbiased about things? You want me to be objective and empirical? You want me to consider all my experiences versus the entire range of human existence, throughout history?

    My ex-wife isn’t and wasn’t the worst. My parents aren’t and weren’t the worst. My childhood wasn’t the worst.

    Am I able to look back and see good as well as good? Yes, of course.

    Am I able to recognise that in all likelihood I should have died a horribly drawn-out painful death long ago, caused by a preventable disease, after a lifetime of hunger? Yes, of course.

    * * *

    PAUSE FOR BREATH

    * * *

    There are so many good reasons to regret what I’ve written. There are so many good reasons to delete this whole entire blog and allow any memory of this endeavour to be expunged from the digital archives. There are so many good reasons to proceed with life, without living in the past, being consumed by bitterness and anger, and holding grudges.

    However, this blog post and indeed this whole website captures the range of moods which had become so destructive in my life as to make me completely dysfunctional. Those moods are driven by quite easily analysed and expressed things, but the resolution of the issues is demonstrably impossible, despite an individual’s best efforts, where there are a greater number of others who have a vested interest in seeing somebody dead and buried.

    I’m in a difficult phase of being a sore winner now. I dodged the bullets and I proved everyone wrong, with the exception of a tiny handful of very special people who saw my potential and were brave enough to support me.

    I have extremely strong views about the way a parent should behave towards their childen, the way that a wife should behave towards her husband, about the way that the strong should behave towards the weak, and the way that the gang should behave towards the isolated loner. I am extremely opinionated about the right-and-wrong of matters concerning those who are in a powerful position; who are able to ruin lives.

    I picture myself as a fucked-up scared little kid who doesn’t know how the world works, but has gathered incontrovertible evidence that I’m seen-but-not-heard and a convenient punchbag. “That kid fucked up my life” etc. etc.

    Of course, I paint a vivid picture for artistic effect. I don’t take myself as seriously as I sometimes sound. I’m genuinely well aware that the world is filled with unimaginable suffering.

    I would dearly love to demonstrate greater magnanimity, but do you know what? It’s too fucking soon and I’m still salty. It’s my blog and I’ll whine, moan, complain and be a bitter twisted miserable fucker if I want to. Fuck you. I didn’t ask to be born.

    In case you were wondering, some of the time I am hoping that you will laugh and none of the time I am hoping that you will cry.

     

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  • Every Time I Masturbate I Feel Like a Failure

    This is a story about self-esteem…

    Hand shandy

    The idea that we should be able to happily exist without external validation was concocted by smug twats who enjoy an abundance of ego-massaging. It’s all very well and good saying that it’s needy and insecure to require compliments, praise, flattery, applause, positive feedback and sexual advances, but people who say that we shouldn’t need those things in order to feel attractive, valuable and cherished, are morons who completely take for granted the privileged position they enjoy.

    I was one of that small group of kids who get labelled as the bad weirdos. There are good weirdos – everybody loves the outrageously camp kid. Everyone loves the goth kid. Everyone loves anybody who is a cool weirdo. Nobody likes the handful of kids who are freakishly cerebral. In fact everyone hates those fucking know-all boffin geeky nerds. “Fuck those guys” says literally everyone in the whole goddam school. “Let’s make those kids’ lives sheer uninterrupted misery for their entire childhood” everyone says.

    Away from school, where my reputation didn’t precede me, I was able to lose my virginity at 15 and snog tons of girls. Away from school, I wasn’t held back by the label attached to me by all the ill-considered things my parents did to single me out. At school I was fucked over very badly by my parents insistent and completely selfish decisions to make me a marked man. Example: sending me to school on a girls’ bike, with obvious and predictable end results, completely in line with any reasonable person’s expectation of what would happen, and completely ignoring my protestations. I had no other means of transport available over a considerable and unwalkable distance, so I was quite literally forced into a situation which any parent with a smidge of care, compassion or empathy for their child would never dream of doing to fuck their child over in such an extreme way, with lasting and traumatic consequences.

    Net result: ostracised child, bullied every day. Extremely bullied every day.

    If I was ever going to struggle with self-esteem, I was bound to struggle doubly because I was a pariah at school. I went to 8 different schools. At the penultimate school I attended I had managed to make friends over the summer months, in places away from my parents’ life-destroying fucked up selfish cuntishness, and I was enjoying popularity and attention from girls. I went away to Reading music festival and enjoyed the attention of girls. I went dancing – underage – to nightclubs and enjoyed the attention of girls and even managed to lose my virginity.

    When school started – school number 7 – I had no option but to ride the only bike which was capable of the journey on Dorset’s steep hills, of many miles to the school. My dad had stolen the bike. It was a girls’ bike.

    Wouldn’t you just buy your kid a decent bike, if you were going to expect them to ride to school every day from the stupid house you’ve bought in the middle of fucking nowhere with no other option, to travel the fucking miles to get to school. The only life lesson I learned is that my parents are fucking cunts.

    My paper round brought in a weekly income of £10 per week. My washing up job at the local pub brought in a further £10 a week. Theoretically, that’s enough to save up enough money to buy a mountain bike or a road bike with high enough quality gears to be ridden every day on extremely steep hills for many miles, but by the time I’d saved enough money the damage had been done.

    Perhaps, you might say, I should have kept my bike out of sight and walked the final mile to and from school, but you have to understand also, that my route to school passed the boarding house, and the children who were boarding were driven by minibus past me cycling as they were ferried by minibus to and from school. Some of the boarders also walked, instead of waiting to catch the minibus. There was no fucking way I could avoid some degree of exposure of this life-destroying single example of my parents cuntishness.

    You could say I was “cock blocked” by my parents.

    The friends I had made over the summer remained friends, but had to publicly distance themselves from me at school, lest they become bullying targets themselves. You might say that they’re not very good friends for doing that, but you fail to appreciate just how fucking awful it is to be hated by 1,200 kids.

    I was ostracised; I was an outcast; I was an untouchable.

    My self-esteem was decimated.

    I did not have a normal childhood. I did not have a childhood sweetheart. I did not have girlfriends. I did not have anything, until I finally escaped from my parents cuntish meddling, by getting the fuck away from them and their selfish deliberate actions which ruined my childhood.

    I then embarked upon a crusade to have as much sex as possible as a reaction to the sex starvation of my adolescence.

    I fucked everyone I could, as much as I could. I fucked even when I really didn’t want to fuck, because every single time I had sex, I felt like I was winning. I felt a desperate need to catch up. I felt like if I could have enough sex, I’d feel better about myself; I’d feel attractive and sexually desirable.

    I went to gay clubs and I absolutely adored having my bum pinched and men wanting to dirty dance, try to kiss me and make indecent proposals. So many men asked for my number and said flattering things. I felt good about myself.

    Every time I feel lonely and want a cuddle. Every time I wish I had somebody to kiss. Every time there’s no hand to hold or significant other to tell my good news, and my bad, then I’m transported back to my unhappy adolescence, and by extension my entire ruined bullied childhood. I don’t care about the bad decisions I made when I was 18+. I care that my opportunity for a childhood sweetheart and normal adolescent development was denied to me. I care that my self-esteem was so badly damaged and my childhood was such misery, because of things which were entirely preventable, if only my parents weren’t so fucked up on drugs and alcohol: I expressed clear and well articulated opinions. My needs were simple and I explained the drastically negative consequences of their selfish cuntish fucked-up shit that left me no recourse to salvage any shred of dignity.

    This was a long time ago.

    Why am I writing about it now?

    Why is the bitterness re-surfacing?

    All parents fuck their kids up, don’t they?

    On balance, my life is not the most fucked up it could have been. At least my parents didn’t peel off all my skin and pour salt and lemon juice on the bloody flesh, huh?

    I have to live with the consequences for the rest of my life so it’s up to me to say how terrible things have been.

    One of the consequences has been my extreme prudence with contraception and a great deal of thought and effort put into the handling of any so-called ‘accidents’. One of the consequences has been my decision to behave in a way which absolutely guarantees that I’ll never become like my parents. It’s not one single decision. It’s a decision which gets made over and over and over, ad nauseam. It’s physically nauseating and painful to deny a fundamental part of my humanity. It’s easy to go along with the crowd and do what everybody else is doing. It’s easy to be one of the herd. It’s hard to make an ethical decision, and a decision which goes against every gene in every cell of my body. Every physical part of me screams to reproduce, and I have to overrule that innate instinct using my fucking brain because it’s obviously the only way to guarantee I’m 100% nothing like my father.

    Sure, I could fall in love and be talked into almost anything, while my brain is flooded with serotonin and oxytocin, but my normal childhood development was so fucking messed up that I have no idea what a normal healthy happy relationship looks or smells like. I have a gaping big hole in my life, where most people have happy childhood memories and a set of formative experiences which govern the way they approach love, romance and sex. Sure, I adore my childhood friends – the nerdy geeky bullied outcasts – but each tiny handful children who were my friends, were snatched away from me during each of the unnecessary school changes and house moves thrust upon me by my selfish fucked-up druggie alkie loser work-shy cunt parents.

    Why such vicious, clumsy words?

    Why such bitterness?

    I felt like I’d managed to shake off the stigma of being the nerdy geeky bullied kid and re-invent myself. I felt like I’d managed to escape my past. I went to London and re-invented myself. I got far far away from anybody who might seek to undermine my newfound self-confidence, in a place where nobody knew me and I was free to forget the things which were perpetrated against me, forcibly and inescapably.

    I had fucking won.

    The reasons why I suffered a major financial setback, and indeed ended up without major pieces of my life again, are beyond the scope of this self-pitying essay. I can easily analyse the root causes and trace the origin of my insecurities, hangups and damaged self-esteem back to childhood trauma. However, my life philosophy and personality drives me to look forward and achieve positive things, as opposed to living in the past.

    Working very hard to rebuild my wealth has been a slow and painful process – which still continues – and it denies me the coping mechanism which I developed as a young man: yes my childhood was fucking shit, but I’m rich now so it doesn’t matter. Ergo, if I’m not rich, then all I’m left with is a shit childhood. The bitterness is inversely proportional to my wealth.

    I have a very money first mindset, which assumes that if I get rich first, then everything I want and need in life will follow. My life experiences have reinforced this worldview. Where the hell would I find the self-confidence to date without a wad of dollars in my fat wallet? It sounds very vulgar, but we must consider how dreadfully damaged my self-esteem was in childhood, and how I’ve compensated using money.

    To be heavily reliant on a steady flow of sex and money to prop up my fragile ego is not at all pleasant. Masturbating in isolated poverty is an insufferable cruelty, salting the wounds of childhood, which feel as fresh as ever. It shocks me that I can be plunged back into angsty teenaged hatred and resentment of the injustice of my situation, by something as trivial as a temporary setback in my finances.

    This is the vulnerable exposed throbbing pulsating nub of my insecurity. This is the thing which anyone can easily prod and poke at, cynically and sadistically, to make me wither and collapse. If you’re the kind of sicko – who I’ve encountered far too many of in my life – who enjoys making a person writhe in torment, then you’ll find that you’ll be richly rewarded if you choose to bully me on this topic.

    Why do I write about this at such length?

    I own the story now. I expose my most vulnerable things, so that nobody else can threaten to do it and have power over me. I have agency.

     

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  • I Am Ridiculously Exposed

    This is a story about laying it all on the line…

    Glasses

    My livelihood, any realistic prospect of me being able to pay back my mountainous debts and the impossible dream of restoring myself to health and wealth – escaping the nightmare – hinges upon successfully blending in as a part of an organisation which is particularly noted for being intolerant of anybody with bad character.

    I’ve been required to fill in a 66 page form which legally obliges me to disclose criminal convictions, psychiatric problems, the abuse of drugs and alcohol, partners from the last 3 years, marriage, divorce, bankruptcies, loan defaults, debt repayment agreements, financial conduct and details about my parents. Most employers are only entitled to know about any unspent criminal convictions, under the Rehabilitation of Offenders Act 1974, but I work for an organisation that knows everything.

    Of course, I’m ahead of the game, because I’ve already publicly declared every single unflattering thing about myself.

    Luckily I’ve never been convicted of a crime, but there are still some things I’m legally bound to disclose which would portray me in a less-than-ideal light to the powers that be, who will judge me based on what they see on paper. My life and my future will be reduced to a few scribbles on a form.

    Many people have been through rough breakups and divorces and had breakdowns. Many people suffer from mental illness. Many people have had periods where they’ve drunk too much or dabbled with recreational drugs. Nobody is squeaky clean.

    I’m in the ludicrous situation where I’m more-or-less managing to plod along and keep my mouth shut, and demonstrate that I’m a competent and capable valuable team member at work, but I’ve continued to write and publish this blog using my real name. I’ve continued to write with unflinching honesty about some of the terrible stuff I’ve been through and the aftermath of problems I’m dealing with, as I desperately attempt to get back on my feet.

    I’m in the ludicrous situation where my hard work is beginning to pay off and my debts are getting rapidly repaid. I’m in the ludicrous situation where there’s an end in sight, provided nobody screws me over.

    It appears to be self-sabotaging that I would continue to write and publish stuff which makes me so exposed and vulnerable, but in fact my online presence has been one of the big factors in my recovery. Without being able to share my story and connect with kind supportive people, I couldn’t have gotten this far. Without having the sense of identity, pride in my achievement and the structure and routine that daily public writing gives me – the scrutiny – then I would have been destroyed by my problems and would have perished in obscurity long ago.

    Whaddya want to know about me?

    Trouble with the police? Sure. I got caught with legal highs a couple of times.

    Psychiatric problems? They don’t call me Nick “Manic” Grant for no reason. I make no secret of having bipolar disorder.

    Drug and alcohol abuse? Not the former anymore but the latter is a bit of a problem, although my drinking doesn’t seem to be any more abusive than that of most of my colleagues. Arguably I’m successfully self-medicating, because I’m functional and unmedicated.

    Partners from the last 3 years? I haven’t co-habited since separating from my wife.

    Marriage and divorce? Tied the knot in Hawaii. Divorced 18 months later.

    Bankruptcies and other debt problems? I pay my bills. I’ve never defaulted. I’m a good debtor.

    Financial conduct and credit score? I need to pay back half my credit card debt ASAP but that’s the only bad thing on my credit file.

    Parents? They’re not seditious traitors. They’re not Russian, Chinese or terrorist sympathisers. They’re not political agitators.

    What about my character in general? I’ve had a successful career spanning more than 2 decades, working for some very big organisations on important projects. If I was some kind of fraudster or con artist, my true character would surely have been unmasked by now.

    There’s a lot written down here which could easily be twisted and used against me by somebody intent on casting me in a bad light. I write a lot of things about myself which are very unflattering and wouldn’t usually be publicly declared by people. I spend a lot of time asking people to take the things I voluntarily tell them and to decide for themselves how they want to judge me.

    It’s a ridiculous thing to do.

    For one reason or another I’ve become easier and easier to find, for anybody who bothers to look. Because of a recent mistake I made I’ve become even easier to find than ever before. All the effort that I’ve put into projecting myself into public consciousness, because I’ve been on the verge of suicide for so long, is finally gaining traction and I’m becoming a victim of my decision to make myself exposed and vulnerable.

    Every time I write and publish I have to consider the consequences to my life. I have to make a decision between my ideological belief that we have a right to live with the freedom to be proud of our identities and to be open and honest, without fear. If we really live in a free country I should be free to be candid and not suffer persecution and tyranny. If we honestly believe in equal opportunities and our laws forbidding discrimination, then we need to take the brave and bold step of speaking without fear of repercussions.

    This vast repository of information that I’ve created is the polar opposite of a 66 page form, designed to distill me down to a few ticks in boxes. This 1.1 million word document is intended to frustrate the reader who is looking for a convenient pigeon hole to stuff me into.

    Do your worst. I’m not afraid.

     

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