Nick Grant

Tag: homeless

  • Human Lives are Cheap

    Human Lives are Cheap

    This is a story about pets…

    Frankie in my jumper

    I love cats. Cats love me. My cat, Frankie, is so comfortable with me that I can zip him inside my jumper to keep him warm and he just happily snuggles up.

    I read the other day that it took less than an hour to raise thousands of pounds for a cat that needed an operation at the vet. I’ve always taken the precaution of having pet insurance, because I would never want to have to make a cold hard financial decision about an animal that I kept as a pet, because I’m very emotionally attached – bonded – to Frankie.

    A friend of mine has cycled thousands of miles across Europe to raise money to buy bicycles for impoverished families in Africa. These are not bicycles for leisure. They are an essential mode of transport for rural dwelling people, in order to be able to access education, employment and markets, without having to walk for hours and hours in blistering heat. Each bicycle can literally transform the prospects of an entire family overnight.

    My friend who has so far covered about 2,000 miles, in over a month, has raised less than 25% of what the needy moggy managed to raise in less than an hour. I’m sure you’ll agree, that cycling thousands of miles in some of the steepest parts of the Alps, surely shows that it is not through lack of effort that his fundraising attempt has not been more fruitful so far.

    It’s certainly not my intention to criticise or take anything away from his incredible feat, working so hard for such a good cause, to raise money for World Bicycle Relief by cycling across Europe. I’m totally in awe of what my friend is doing.

    However, what saddens and disappoints me is how readily people will reach for their wallets when they think of a poor suffering furball, rather than a fellow human being.

    Both my friend and I have been homeless. There seems to be an assumption that human beings are architects of their own demise, and animals are innocent creatures that need our protection. There seems to be an assumption that charity and governments are somehow working, to redistribute wealth and protect the needy and vulnerable. That simply isn’t the case.

    Why do people wait, until their friends and relatives are in hospital or dead, before they say “I wish we knew what to do, before it was too late” and “if we knew things were that bad, we would have done something“?

    Frankly though, this is horse shit.

    We have a culture where we believe we are engaged in a desperate struggle just to “look after our own“. It’s simply not true.

    It might feel like a desperate struggle, to prepare the kids packed lunches and hang the laundry out. It might feel like a desperate struggle to think that you might not get to take 3 foreign holidays this year if you or your partner loses your job, which you’re not going to. Things might feel like a desperate struggle because you’ve been reading too much damn tabloid journalism.

    Until you’ve slept rough, barely been able to keep yourself clean, except with the occasional public shower, and barely been able to keep the clothes on your back from turning to dusty rags, you know fuck all about desperate struggle. However, even when you’re homeless in the UK, you still don’t tend to go without at least one hot meal a day: there are always soup kitchens and the Hare Krishna.

    I don’t know what it takes to trigger some empathy, and the goddamn impulse to get up and do something but I’m fairly outraged by the pocket change that gets stuffed into a charity collection bucket, simply to salve a middle-class conscience.

    You’ve probably completely misread my own situation. I live in a flat that costs me twice as much as a hostel bed, which is totally excellent value. I work a job that brings in enough money to pay down the debt that I ran up supporting myself when I was sick. Yes, that’s right. Instead of claiming incapacity benefit, housing benefit, council tax deductions and every other kind of government handout that I’m totally entitled to because I have major mental health issues instead I’ve funded it all out of my own pocket, and impoverished myself in the process.

    Why would I do that? Well, because it’s easier to get the money you need to survive when you have fur, whiskers and paws.

    I mean, for fucks sake, Syrian children are having to print out pictures of themselves with Pokémon so that we give a shit about them.

    Sorry for the condescending tone. I’m just a bit pissed off that our idea of “helping our own” is a few likes and shares on Facebook.

    The end.

     

    Tags: #charity #frankie #homeless

  • Lying in the Gutter Looking at the Stars

    Lying in the Gutter Looking at the Stars

    This is a story about perspectives…

    Starry starry night

    Relativity. The difference between different observers, for a given frame of reference. Who can say that the reality that I experience is more ‘real’ than that which you experience?

    As if by chance, a friend of mine who I used to be homeless with – sleeping rough – in the London parks, visited me this evening. Now, instead of living destitute in a bush, I was able to entertain him in a luxury Thameside apartment.

    Do you think that this disparity, this clear ‘upswing’ in my social status and prospects, makes me think “ooh! how terribly fortunate I am!“?

    In actual fact, when the Government had ignored my doctor and psychiatrist’s imploring letters to support me during a particularly vulnerable period in my life, and I had been denied welfare and housing, I felt liberated. I lived within a stone’s throw of a Royal Palace and was relinquished of the responsibilities of attending demeaning ATOS assessments, completing form upon form of personal information, and digging through vast archives of paperwork to find bullshit documents to satisfy some blank-faced bureaucratic drone.

    Do you think I’m glad not to be homeless? Don’t be so ridiculous. Everything comes with a cost.

    I’m really in no position to be working at the moment. I feel like I’m going through one of the most prolonged periods of depression that I have ever experienced, and the stress and anxiety of my situation is so unbearable that I am closer to taking my own life than I have ever been before.

    The fact that I am working is very different from being able to work. The cost to me is virtually immeasurable. If this brief period of stuffing cash in a mattress appears to be a success for those who believe that work will set us free at bayonet point, they are probably ignoring the historical precedent and likely long-term outcomes.

    I note that those who criticise me for being ungrateful for my position may be doing so whilst on holiday in Barcelona, or perhaps on a yacht in La Rochelle. This seems to be the ultimate in ignorant hypocrisy, when these people have probably never known the hardships of homelessness and destitution.

    If you imagine that a homeless person should be grateful when they are finally off the streets and into a stable housing situation, you are a buffoon. Housing, food, hygiene and an opportunity to put your skills to productive use, are the bare minimum for human dignity. These are human rights.

    Instead, I feel like a prostitute. I have sold my mind to the highest bidder. My analogy is probably insulting to those who are genuinely compelled to sell sex, but in this way, you might understand the lack of empathy that my wealthy friends have shown towards my own situation.

    Get rich or die trying. It’s not even that simple. There are so few ways to dig yourself out of a desperate situation. Prostitution of the body or prostitution of the mind. If somebody wishes to shoot me down for such a melodramatic analogy, go right ahead, I probably deserve it and I’m an easy target, but this is how I feel.

    I have made a bitter choice: work for three times as long, and have a somewhat easier time of it, but know the whole time that I’m being underpaid for my skills. Or, to be highly paid but accept the very worst work. The most soul-destroying and de-skilling work that is wholly unsatisfying and only the hardest, meanest, most desperate mercenaries would tolerate in the interests of getting rich quick.

    My days are a completely calculated gamble. I put my mental health on the chopping block, hoping that I can struggle by for long enough to put a few dollars in the bank before I explode with stress, frustration, depression and having been completely exploited by a ruthless industry intent on burning people out in pursuit of pure profit.

    It’s hard to express how hard it is to do something that you mastered nearly 20 years ago, and has now become excruciating mental agony, but also an extremely well paid profession. I’m paid to be professionally bored, stressed, anxious and unfulfilled. I’m paid to put up with stuff that would have most sane people running out of the office saying “fuck this shit“.

    Yes, the majority of people hate their jobs. Yes, the majority of us would not work given the choice. This is different. I can compare and contrast. I can tell you what the difference is being an electrician from being the manager of an IT project. I can tell you which one destroys your soul and your mind more.

    You know the best job I’ve ever had? Delivering newspapers on Monday to Saturday for £10 a week.

     

    Tags: #homeless #depression #suicide #mentalhealth #career

  • Winners

    Winners

    This is a story about body shopping…

    IT Contractor

    What’s the difference between a temp, a freelancer, a self-employed person, a contractor and a consultant? What’s the difference between an employee and an entrepreneur?

    Last year I was working for HSBC, along with a bunch of nice folks from several different consultancies, plus a handful of permanent members of staff. The teamwork was brilliant, but the surprising thing was that we all had different agendas.

    Given that I had gone back to HSBC as a contractor, having been a permanent member of staff there for over 4 years, it was somewhat of a mindset change. I was also homeless and still very much in the vice-like grip of drug addiction, which wasn’t a good start.

    I was exhausted, and I had somewhat induced within myself, some fairly major symptoms of mental illness, which caused me to make some rather outlandish interpretations of the reality I experienced.

    Imagine being plucked from the park, where you are living and contemplating bankruptcy and the coffin nail that will drive into your career, your business. Imagine facing up to the reality that everything you’re qualified and experienced to do, since you started IT contracting at age 20, is now going to go down the shitter, and you’re homeless, abandoned by the state – the council have sent you a one-line email saying that you’re not even worth a hostel bed to them.

    Then, imagine that almost overnight, you’re working on the number one project for the biggest bank in Europe. You’re so exhausted that you are sleeping in the toilet. Everything seems surreal, from the moment you put on your suit in the morning in a hostel dormitory paid for with a credit card you can’t afford to pay off, to the moment you turn up in the headquarters of a prestigious Tier 1 bank that you used to work for, when you were clean, sober, young, happy, ambitious, energetic, enthusiastic and respected.

    The challenge was to get through 60 days of working, without running out of credit completely. I had to get to work every day and pay for my hostel bed, for a whole month before I could submit my first invoice, which would be paid 30 days later. Obviously, it also looks rather unusual to your colleagues if you can’t afford to eat lunch or socialise. The pressure was immense.

    What does a poker player do, if they have a weak hand? They bluff, obviously.

    To compensate for my fear, and the odds that were stacked against me, I turned the dial up to 11. I tried hard. Far, far too hard. I told the team that I’d take responsibility for a critical piece of work, and deliver it in a short space of time, along with an extremely capable colleague, who actually knew that it was a monster piece of work.

    I should have been laughed out of the door. I can’t believe that nobody particularly picked up on the fact that I was shooting from the hip, out of a combination of fear, exhaustion, drug withdrawal, mental illness and a touch of arrogance.

    How on earth was my ego not going to be stoked? I had just cheated death, bankruptcy, destitution, and now I had the CIO of the number one project in the biggest bank in Europe surprising me, by naming me in person, as the team member responsible for one of the pivotal pieces of the program, in front of the entire town hall. I looked around – “is he talking about me?” – yes, it appeared he was. How surreal.

    First day

    As a drug addicted homeless person, you’re kind of invisible. People would like it if you just crawled into some dark hole and died, quietly. You’re nobody’s problem but your own, and everybody pretends not to notice you, as you drag your bags through the street, swatting at invisible flies and talking to yourself incomprehensibly.

    Suddenly, people not only seem to value you, listen to you, but also look to you for some kind of professional guidance, leadership. Is this the state that important IT projects have reached, where the hobo junkie is the one calling the shots? I realise that I wasn’t actually calling the shots, but that’s what it feels like when you’ve been scraped up from the pavement, stuffed into a suit and now you’re working in a fancy office full of glass, steel and granite.

    It embarrasses me, but also pleases me that I’m still on good terms with a few respected colleagues, and they can tease me about “the time when you said you were going to deliver X by Y“. However, not everything I said was worthless tosh.

    This is where the difference in mindsets comes in.

    As a permanent member of staff, your best shot of getting pay rises and promotions is to raise your profile. Given an hour to do some work, you might as well spend 50 minutes writing an email about what a brilliant person you are and how clever you are, and 10 minutes actually doing some work, rather than the other way around. People who just knuckle down and get on with the work they’re supposed to be doing, tend to be overlooked when it comes to the end of year review.

    As a contractor, you’re all about contract renewals. When your contract is coming up towards its end, you’re on best behaviour. You try to shine and make yourself a key-man dependency, so that you can demand a big rate increase, because you’re indispensable. Personally though, I hate making myself a key-man dependency. It’s unprofessional, however you are economically incentivised to do it, so many contractors dig themselves into little fiefdoms.

    As a consultant however, you have the worst of both worlds. You have to kiss the arse of both the client and your consultancy. There’s a huge conflict of interests. The consultancy want you to stay on your placement, and for as many headcount as possible to be working with you on the client project, if you’re working time & materials. What exactly is consulting about being a disguised employee? Where is the value-add from the consultancy, when the client wants you to be embedded in their organisation, like a permanent member of staff?

    Hospital discharge

    The reasons for using consultancy staff, contractors, temps, freelancers, is that you can get rid of them when the project is done. However, the other reason is that you don’t have all the headache of having to performance manage underperforming and difficult staff members out of your organisation. In theory, it’s a lot easier to hire & fire… with the firing being the desirable bit.

    It used to be the case that you could get a job as an IT contractor with just a 20 minute phone interview and start the next day. If you were shit, you’d just be terminated on the spot. Never happened to me, but that was the deal you struck… you’d be on immediate notice for the first week. Then you’d be on a week’s notice. Then you’d be on 4 weeks notice, just like a permie. However, I always used to get my contract renewed, because I know how to play the game, kiss ass and keep my lip buttoned at the right time.

    So, what happened? Well, stress, money, recovery from addiction, relapse, housing stresses and everything in-between conspired in my private life to mean that I was living life by the seat of my pants. I was running for my life.

    After only a week in the new job, I decided that it was an impossible mountain to climb, and that there was no way that I could live in a large hostel dormitory and work on a stressful project, plus get myself clean from drugs, plus dig myself out of near-certain bankruptcy. There were just too many problems to face, working full-time in a crisply laundered shirt and a nice suit, while hiding the crippling problems in my private life.

    You can’t just go to your boss and say “I’m sorry I didn’t mention this before, but I’m a homeless recovering drug addict, who suffers mental health problems at times of extreme stress and exhaustion, and I’m practically bankrupt as well as barely able to keep myself clean, sane, out of hospital and off the streets“. Contracting doesn’t work like that. Your personal life is nobody’s problem but your own… you’ve signed that deal with the devil. You get paid more, but you’re also expected to not get sick and not bring your personal problems with you to the office.

    I disappeared on my second week in the job, getting mixed up with the police, thrown out of the hostel where I was living, and ending up in hospital, as the pressure was simply too much to bear, I thought that my lifeline was pretty much spent. The odds of being able to get off the streets were too slim anyway. It couldn’t be done. I gave up, and relapsed.

    Do you think you can just pick up the phone and say “errr, yeah, I need two weeks off to sleep, an advance of several thousand pounds, and I’d like to come back to work part-time for a little while until I’m up to full strength, because I’ve been dragging bags all over London, living in parks and on heathland, in and out of hospitals, rehabs and crisis houses, addicted to some deadly shit and battling mental health problems. It seems silly that I didn’t mention this at the interview, as I’m sure you would have been just fine with giving me an opportunity to get myself off the street and back into the land of the living“?

    Office backpack

    You know what though? I did get a second chance. There’s no denying that certain allowances were made for me. A blind eye was turned to the fact that I was basically either shouting at people or nodding off in meetings for the first week. I went AWOL twice. Once for a whole week where I basically decided that everything was f**ked and there was no way I could ever make things work, and once for nearly a whole day, when I was swept up in the euphoria of working with nice people and got paralytically drunk with my colleagues and couldn’t face telling my boss that I was sick again.

    Through my divorce, I lost heaps of friends who were shared with me and the ex. I decided to move back to London, because I knew I could find lots of work. However most of my London friends had moved out of town, in order to start a family. Also, you don’t make many friends when you’re living in a park sniffing supercrack, and getting hospitalised for 14 weeks a year. I can tell you more about the private life of a friendly police officer that I know, than I can tell you about some other acquaintances from that turbulent period.

    Anyway, I was desperately trying to cement things – get my own flat, get some money in the bank, get into a working pattern that was sustainable – but it was too much to ask. ‘Friends’ sensed that I was recovering, and decided to come asking for favours : lend me some money, let me live with you, give me a job etc. etc.

    When you’re desperately lonely, because you’ve split up with the two loves of your life – your wife, and supercrack – you’re vulnerable to wanting to people-please. I risked my reputation, when I got a so-called friend an interview, because he pressured me. I overstretched myself, renting a flat that swallowed up all my money, which was my safety net. I didn’t even pick my flat… my friend did, and he thought he was going to get to live there rent free. I put up with a lot of shit, because I was desperate for friends, for acceptance, to be liked.

    If you think all this can be boiled down to a ‘drug problem‘ you’re wrong. In order for a person to feel whole, they need friends, they need a job, they need a place to live, they need to feel that they’re living independently : paying the rent, earning their money, able to pay for the essentials of life, and not always just hustling, on the run.

    There are quite a lot of pieces to the puzzle that is a complete life that’s worth living. Do you really think I just want to be kept alive, in a straightjacket in a padded cell. Is it unreasonable to want to work, to want to feel like I’m making a contribution, to want to feel like I’m liked, loved, to want to feel like I exist, and that I’m valued somewhere, by somebody?

    I loved the instant social connection I had with the “winners” who were a group of fellow consultants at HSBC. There was good camaraderie, and they were young and enthusiastic, not bitter and jaded like me. Their enthusiasm for their job and inclusive social circle was exactly what I needed, along with cold, hard cash, and a place to go every day that wasn’t a bush in a park, with a wrap of supercrack.

    Rarrrr

    Somewhat unwittingly – although I don’t know how much people were able to guess or find out behind my back – the Winners bootstrapped my life. Even though there were the usual commercial rules of the game, about being a disposable contractor who’s supposed to keep their mouth shut and not rock the boat, there was still bucketloads of humanity there. People were kind to me. They invited me into their lives, and in doing so, they saved mine.

    When a colleague texted me while I was in California, to say that we had to go back to work doing the shittiest possible work for a scrum manager we didn’t have a whole heap of respect for, it was pretty clear that it wasn’t sustainable. I busted my balls to get cleaned up, off the streets, into a flat of my own and to restabilise my finances. However, I’ve never been the best at buttoning my lip and allowing myself to be ‘managed‘ by somebody I have barely concealed contempt for.

    I knew that all I had to do to get my contract terminated was to send one or two fairly outspoken emails to the project’s management team who were insecure and relatively incompetent. They’d actually started to listen and change things though, so there was no purpose to the emails I sent, other than to try and elicit an email saying “don’t bother coming back to work” so that I could spend some more time with my friends in San Francisco.

    The pressure of having to try and cement the gains that I had made, while still carrying some of the burdens that had been accumulated, was too much. I was in no position to be the responsible guy, picking up the phone every time things went wrong and having to mop up messes. I was in no position to be paying 100% of my rent, with a lazy flatmate who shared none of the risk and none of the financial burden or responsibility for making sure the bills got paid and the household ran smoothly. I was in no position to face months and months more, working at the kind of breakneck pace that was inevitable on a project that I had been forced to take out of desperation.

    I had done far too many 12 or 14 hour days. I was on email around the clock. I never switched off. I had driven myself insane, pressurising myself to fix all the broken things in my life, and shore up the gains that I had made. Insecurity and fear had given way to delusions of grandeur. I wanted to do everything, for everybody, immediately. I was very, very sick, because of the enormity of the task of not only the project, but the problems I was overcoming in my personal life. A breakdown was inevitable.

    Managing things elegantly was unlikely to happen. I dropped hints about needing a holiday, but I needed to be firm, to assert myself. People expected me to manage my own personal needs, but what they didn’t realise was that my needs were conflicted: I needed a financial safety cushion just as much as I needed some time off. When the offer of overtime was wafted under my nose, and the management team wouldn’t stop phoning me up at weekends, they didn’t have to twist my arm very hard to get me to work Saturdays, Sundays, nights. I needed the money, and I needed to feel like I was important and valued again, having only just escaped being an invisible homeless bum, tossed out of civilised society, never to return.

    My experience as an IT contractor, my seniority as somebody who’s run large teams, as a Development Manager, an IT Director, a CEO… I’m no fool. I knew that I was working at an unsustainable pace, making myself sick, but what choice did I have? I had so much to fix, and money and hard work can fix most problems. I knew that I needed a holiday, but I was vulnerable to being pressured into doing things that I would never do, under normal circumstances, due to the fragility of my situation.

    My colleagues were kind enough to drop hints, and to tell me the tricks that they were employing to avoid management pressures and the general panic that was endemic on the project. They could see I was tired, and going slightly mad. They were worried, and it was kind of them to think of me, on a personal level. However, they didn’t really know just how bad things were in my private life. They didn’t know just what a journey I had been on. They didn’t know what I was running away from.

    When I snapped, I didn’t know where to run for safety. I thought the safest place would be hospital. I was desperate. I could easily have run for drugged-up oblivion again, even though I was 5 months clean at that point, and one month sober. I could easily have run for the kitchen knife, and slit my wrists in the bath. I was desperate. So close to recovery, and yet so far.

    I needed to chuck my freeloader flatmate out of my apartment. I needed to quit my contract and get something easier. I needed to not have the expectation, the weight of responsibility I had unnecessarily brought upon myself, in my desperate insecurity and desire to feel wanted, needed, useful, important, after my entire sense of self had been smashed to a pulp by the dehumanising experience of destitution.

    Hospital was a safe place to do it.

    Then, unable to grasp the nettle of what needed to be done, which could have been as simple as saying “I need another two weeks off work, to go on holiday, because I’m fucked“, I decided to just run away. I booked a flight to San Francisco, leaving myself just a few hours to pack my bags and get to the airport. What was my plan? I had no idea. Even suicide seemed preferable to continuing to live with such crushing pressure, fear and hopeless odds stacked against me.

    After a few days amongst friends, I decided that I wanted my contract terminated, immediately. I fired off a provocative email to the CIO. Jackpot! The guy who was responsible for us consultants emails me to say that he wants to see me… in Wimbledon, miles away from HSBC headquarters. I mail back to ask why, but he deftly avoids telling me my contract is terminated via email, despite me pressing him on the matter. Does nobody get the hint?

    Nick in black

    I come back to London, pissed off that nobody has had the guts to actually call me out to my face, or even by email, and that I’ve not been able to extend my stay in California. Out of spite, I decide to embarrass the consultancy and the management team, by going into HSBC HQ, blagging my way in even though my security pass has already been deactivated. I march up to the program director and ask him if he’s happy with my work, is there a problem? In front of the whole team, he says he’s happy with my work and there’s no problem, he’s pleased to have me back at work.

    I milk a few hello-goodbyes with colleagues who I like and respect, while watching the people who want me gone squirm with discomfort. I’m loving every second of watching who’s got integrity, humanity, and who’s decided that I’m no longer flavour of the month. It’s a masterclass in office politics, even though we’re all contractors, all consultants. I’m committing every exquisite detail of my final minutes in the office to memory, as I deliberately waste time having my breakfast, before making my way to Wimbledon to wind up the poor messenger whose job it is to try and help the consultancy and the management team save face, by terminating my contract.

    By this time, my access to email has been revoked, even though a colleague who accompanies me out of the building, pretends like everything is normal and like we’re just having a friendly chat – as opposed to being escorted off the premises by a security guard. I know. Do they know I know? Surely they must.

    Unable to send a goodbye email, I ask a colleague who is also called Nick Grant, but who works in Leeds, to send an email on my behalf to a mailing group that contains everybody on the project. It’s naughty as hell, but I’m enjoying twisting the knife. What is it that I’ve really done wrong, other than getting sick and having to go to hospital? What is it that I said, other than what needed to be said, the truth? But I know the game. I know that nobody wants a loose cannon. Nobody wants anybody rocking the boat. I didn’t play by the rules. Does anybody realise that this is my way of quitting with immediate effect, and without having to work my notice period?

    It might seem like sour grapes. I needed that job. I liked my colleagues. I loved that social scene. That contract saved my life.

    However, how do you reconcile your social life, your personal difficulties, your needs, with the role you’ve been forced into?

    What’s the difference between a contractor and a consultant? A contractor knows they’re a mercenary. They’re there to earn as much cash as quickly as they possibly can, and they accept that they can be terminated at the drop of a hat. A consultant just doesn’t realise they’re getting a bum deal. There’s no such thing as an IT consultant. It’s just a made-up thing now that software houses and long-term IT contractors have fallen out of favour, with the dreadful rise and rise of outsourcing and this stupid idea that software is ever going to be cheap and easy.

    So, to the Winners. Thank you for saving my life. Thank you for putting up with my rocky start, my dreadful ego, my shouting. Thank you for putting up with my arrogance, and for laughing at my over-ambitious ideas. Thank you for trying to keep me humble, and remind me of the rules of the game. Thank you for taking me into your lovely social world. Thank you for the emotional support. Thank you for treating me like a human being, not a software robot. Thank you for dealing with the fallout that I inevitably caused, when implosion happened. Thank you for not hating me, as I wandered into the territory of delusions of grandeur and heroics, and self-important jumped-up craziness.

    You might not realise this, but you saw a rather twisted, weird, screwed up version of me, as I clawed my way up a cliff face of recovery, from the bankrupt, homeless, junkie, friendless, single, lonely, unhappy, insane husk of a man that I was, in mid-June last year.

    It’s been quite a year. God knows what happened with the Customer Due Diligence project, but I’m glad the due diligence on me didn’t work, because the Winners and HSBC ended up unwittingly saving my life and getting me back on my feet. I don’t think I would have ever had that opportunity if my dark private life was known in advance.

    I’m sorry if it feels like I used you. Hopefully, it feels like a good thing happened. Hopefully you feel happy to have played a role in bringing a person back from the brink, even if I was a sneaky bastard, and somewhat underhand about the whole thing, as well as going a bit bonkers at times.

    Silver linings, eh?

    Glass lift

    The photos I’ve put up include some rather unflattering images of a rather battered and bruised body, that just about hung together with sticky tape to somehow carry me through some brutal times. My private life wasn’t exactly ‘healthy’ leading up to last June.

    Tags: #career #banking #hsbc #computing #london #suicide #addiction #homeless

  • Chemical Hooks

    Chemical Hooks

    This is a story about addictive personalities…

    Snorting Coffee

    We all know what the root cause of addiction is, don’t we? It’s taking drugs. It’s the chemicals that cause addiction, by getting their ‘hooks‘ into us. We get hooked by these chemicals, and we’re then going to be a filthy addict, until the day we die, right? Wrong.

    Nobody would think that a sex addict injects prostitutes and pornographic DVDs. Nobody would think that a gambling addict would inject a pack of cards or casino chips. Nobody would think that an ‘adrenalin junkie‘ would inject a snowboard or a mountain bike. Clearly, there’s something else that’s going on, apart from the chemicals that we put into our bodies.

    In fact, none of us can survive without a whole chemical cocktail, of vitamins, minerals, amino acids and proteins. We put myriad chemicals into our bodies every day, and if we don’t we are in some way deficient. I don’t just mean in our diet that we consider ‘food‘.

    Your morning cup of coffee is not food. If you were to have it black, with no milk or creamer, without any sugar, then you would find it very bitter. Espressos are very small. There is probably negligible calorific value in black coffee, so why would you drink it?

    Similarly with tea, which is an infusion, very little nutritional value has passed from the tea leaves into the hot water. There is some value in drinking the water, but you’d be more hydrated if you just had it in unadulterated form.

    Why do we put milk, creamer and sugar in our tea & coffee? To make it taste nicer. Why would you want to drink something that doesn’t have any nutritional value, is less hydrating than water, doesn’t taste very nice and needs something in it to mask the taste? Answer: because you have been habituated into drinking it.

    Habituation is not the same as addiction.

    I gave up all caffeine, and it was an incredibly hard thing to do. Once I had gotten over the headaches, I then had to suffer cognitive impairment, sluggishness, and tiredness. Then came the cravings. I used to fantasise about having hot drinks or an ice-cold Coca-Cola.

    The combination of caffeine and sugar is certainly a nice thing to get habituated to, unlike cigarette smoking, and the chemical hooks definitely play a part in both – nicotine and caffeine – but it’s the habituation that is the hard thing to break.

    Are you bored? Have a cup of tea or coffee, or smoke a cigarette. Are you anxious? Have a cup of tea or coffee, or smoke a cigarette. Are you waiting around for somebody? Have a cup of tea or coffee, or smoke a cigarette. Are you trying to concentrate on some work? Have a cup of tea or coffee, or smoke a cigarette. Are you travelling somewhere? Have a cup of tea or coffee, or smoke a cigarette.

    The habit-forming things that we do become the punctuation in our life. Our dirty little habits become a measure of time. We get through our days with a remarkably similar amount of cups of tea or coffee, diet cokes and cigarettes. We know we’ve had a super stressful day when we’ve ripped through a packet of smokes. We know we’ve had a super boring day when our bladder is full of tea. We know we were super exhausted, when we load up on coffee.

    Beer in the sun

    What about downers, sedatives, relaxants? Well, we need those to calm down from all those stimulants that get us through the day. If you’ve loaded up on caffeine – which is identical to amphetamine in the brain – then you’re going to be full of nervous energy, and could even potentially suffer from insomnia if you’ve been having it late in the day.

    Eventually though, you’ll become tolerant of both your chosen uppers and your chosen downers. These habit-forming things will be woven seamlessly into your daily routine. Coffee with breakfast, tea breaks throughout the day, can of cola with your lunch, and wine, beer and spirits to relax after work.

    All these things cost money and have either negligible nutritional value, or are actually bad for your health, so why don’t you just quit? Well, you’ll find it very hard to do if you try. You might think to yourself “there was that one time where I didn’t have any coffee, so I can give up anytime I want” but actually, caffeine is everywhere in your life, and you’re unwittingly topping yourself up, at least every couple of days. You probably didn’t count the coffee you had after dinner at that restaurant at the weekend, or the can of cola that you had when you were out shopping.

    Gamblers are notoriously bad at only remembering their wins, and forgetting about their losses. If you ask a gambler whether they’ve made money or lost money, over the course of the years they’ve been betting, they’ll probably tell you they’re “up” overall. This is nonsense. The more you play, the more you’re down: it’s a statistical inevitability. In much the same way, people just aren’t able to admit to themselves how many cups of tea and coffee, cans of cola and cigarettes they consume. They have no idea how habituated they are.

    But, is this addiction? No, it is not.

    Addiction is the point where something becomes detrimental to your life but you’re unable to stop. It’s true that 50% of smokers will die as a result of complications associated with their habit, but at any one time, only a small percentage of smokers will actually be in immediate danger of dying of cancer, heart disease and other smoking-related diseases. It’s easy – in the short term – to say that the bad stuff hasn’t yet happened.

    Most smokers, drinkers and consumers of caffeinated beverages, don’t steal to support their habits. They are holding down jobs and providing for their families, even if they’re spending a proportion of their income on their poisons. In this way, they’re not actually addicts.

    When we look at ‘adrenalin junkies‘, many of them actually have toned and athletic physiques from a healthy outdoors lifestyle. What could be further from the life of a heroin junkie, who is pale and emaciated, than a surfer with their tanned and muscular body? A surfer wants to look after their body, because it provides the power to catch waves. An injecting heroin addict’s body is ravaged by abscesses and collapsed veins, as the suffering individual places higher importance on intoxication, than on preserving their health.

    So, language is failing to capture what exactly addiction really is. Loving your family or your pet is not an addiction. Enjoying sex is not an addiction. Playing poker is not an addiction. Being passionate about a hobby is not an addiction. Even drinking tea, coffee and smoking cigarettes is hard to call an addiction, until you develop a problem where you can’t afford your habit or you have actually developed a disease.

    I was once asked in rehab, where I was recovering from a binge on benzodiazepines and stimulants – whether I thought I was an addict. I replied that I didn’t think I was an addict. I was going cold turkey from a horrible cocktail of about 5 different drugs, all of which I had paid for with money I had earned in my job. I had paid for the rehab out of money which I had saved up. When I got cleaned up, I went back to work as if nothing had happened. No lasting health damage. Nothing to suggest I had ever come off the rails.

    Java house

    It’s stigma and ostracisation that creates ‘addicts‘ in the conventional sense. For most people who struggle with drug addiction and alcoholism, we label them and make life extra hard for them to get ahead, get back on their feet. We put extra stresses and strains on them that other people don’t have to face. We demonise and scapegoat them.

    We are always asking how to free people from the chemicals; how to release them from the ‘hooks‘, but we’re asking the wrong questions. We should be asking what’s so awful about a person’s life that theft, prosititution and terrible health consequences are a preferable fate to whatever crappy alternative is seemingly offered.

    Are there alternatives? We say that people should clean up, get a job, and live like ‘normal‘ people. You mean the ‘normal‘ people who drink poisonous bitter liquids in order to quench their thirst for something with no nutritious value? You mean the ‘normal‘ people who inhale toxic smoke? You mean the ‘normal‘ people who imbibe fermented fruit and grains in order to become intoxicated? Who the hell are these people to judge others who are merely less fortunate than them?

    Would you employ an addict? Would you let them look after your kids, your money? No, I didn’t think so. You’ve been indoctrinated into this culture of demonisation, where we’re looking for convenient scapegoats, whether it’s immigrants, blacks, Jews, the poor, the mentally ill, the sick or the needy. It’s playground politics, where we pick on the weakest members of society, nothing more, nothing less.

    My employers would shit a brick if they found out that I’d recently had my struggles with substance abuse, despite 30+ years of squeaky clean living. It doesn’t seem to matter that I don’t smoke, I don’t take drugs, I quit boozing for the best part of 4 months. It doesn’t seem to matter that I can start and stop at will. Nobody seems to take the blindest bit of notice of the obvious difference between me and a ‘filthy junkie‘: it’s the fact that I have opportunities that meant I was able to quit cold turkey and resume my normal life.

    If I was to become labelled, and hamstrung by stigma, then I would without doubt just give up and while away my days in an intoxicated state. What would you do if you weren’t able to get a job because you were no fixed abode, and the truthful answer to the question “what have you been doing with yourself recently?” was “getting ridiculously fucked up“? Try saying that at a job interview and see how it goes down.

    I’m risking my entire career, my prospects, my future, by writing this so publicly, but why should I continue to prosper from my advantages when so many people are crushed underfoot for no more reason than because they’re more honest and less fortunate?

    What have I learned from my little trip to the bottom? I learned this: we’re all the same under the skin. We all respond the same to stress, misfortune and every external circumstance that is beyond our control. Do people choose to get addicted to drugs? Only as much as they choose the colour of their skin, or the wealth and privilege of the family they’re born into.

    Take the red pill take the yellow pill

    You’d probably choke on this giant pill. You wouldn’t die because of the chemicals.

    Tags: #addiction #drugs #homeless #career #caffeine

  • Nickel & Dimed

    Nickel & Dimed

    This is a story about being strung along…

    Cash is king

    How much does it cost to make a difference to somebody’s life? How much time? How much money? How much effort?

    By the time you end up homeless, far more stuff is broken than just needing a job and a place to live. Not only is your self-esteem destroyed, but also your squeaky clean credentials, which are required by the gatekeepers in the world of wage slavery.

    I was asked to provide details of where I’ve been living for the last 5 years. If I was truthful, it would read like this:

    • Current address
    • Hospital
    • Hotel
    • Hospital
    • Hostel
    • Hampstead Heath (under some trees)
    • Hostel
    • Shitty student flat
    • Hostel
    • Hospital
    • Girl’s flat
    • Kensington Park Gardens (under a bush)
    • Hostel
    • Crisis house
    • Hospital
    • Hostel
    • Hospital
    • Rehab
    • Friend’s guest bedroom
    • Garden shed
    • Own home

    How the hell are the drones who process paperwork at my new job supposed to deal with that?

    They say that moving house is one of the most stressful events that can happen in our lives. It’s so disruptive. It’s so hard to function, without a base, without somewhere settled to call home.

    I used to drag tons of bags all over the city. It was worse when I was working, because I obviously needed smart clothes and my work laptop too. Can you imagine going from being homeless, to living in a 14-bed hostel dorm, but having to get suited and booted and go to work, with one tiny little locker and heaps of baggage? Can you imagine having to pack all your stuff up every morning, in case you got moved to a different dorm, and then going to work?

    I’ve never claimed benefits, because I can see that they’re just enough to do nothing but not enough to do something. For all the effort involved in filling in the forms, it’s not worth it. No wonder people beg and steal… you really don’t need that much money to support yourself in some kind of miserable existence, with no hope of escape. Benefits are the very worst option: maximum effort with minimum opportunity.

    Anybody who thinks that cutting people off financially is some kind of motivatory strategy is simply an idiot. Here in the UK we have squats, soup kitchens and there is enough wealth to get by, hustling, scamming, stealing, panhandling and generally opting out of society. By raising the barrier to getting benefits, and offering so little assistance, people either find their way into antisocial behaviour, or get trapped into poverty.

    Is it right that I should be trapped into a pool of people who can never work again, because we don’t have a nice clean address history and we’re stressed out as hell from being passed from pillar to post, as nobody wants to invest in our lives?

    It takes time and it takes money, but there is a net benefit for everybody if you invest in the potential of people. There is no way that you can deny that the government, various councils and social workers decided that I was worthless, and not even deserving of a hostel bed, despite the fact that I contribute massive amounts of taxes. In the commercial world, it’s the complete opposite: companies have shown that I’m worth huge amounts of money, despite the fact they’d shit a brick if they knew the truth about my past.

    The obvious thing to do would have been to support me, so I could have gotten back to work sooner and started paying buttloads of tax again, but instead, Camden Council wasted months of my life before finally sending me a one-line email saying that they were making me homeless.

    I wonder how many other ‘lost causes‘ are actually capable people who just need a little investment. Stringing people along is not a good strategy. Shortchanging people, giving them less than they need, is a false economy.

     

    Tags: #homeless #frank #career

  • The Final Chapter

    The Final Chapter

    This is a story about the hardest part of the journey…

    Final Leg

    People often give up when they’re closer than they think they are to making a breakthrough. The first 80% of a task is always the bit that seems quite easy, like you’re making really good progress. The final 20% is tough. Progress seems to slow to a snail’s pace, and self-doubt creeps in. It’s easy to quit in the final leg, believing you’re never going to achieve your goal.

    I’m racked with nervousness about whether I’m following the right path. There are lots of things that I feel somewhat full of regret about. There’s lots of stuff that I feel a bit stupid and embarrassed about. There are plenty of things that, on reflection, look pretty dumb, arrogant, crazy.

    In particular, I’m following a cyclical pattern. I keep repeating the same formula, because I know it sort of works. It’s easy for me to stay living where I live, getting more work in the field I know best and pretty much acting the way I’ve always acted. The pressure to stay in this loop is undeniable.

    I need to get my head above water. I’m not in any position to just sack off the western lifestyle and leave a smoking crater in my reputation, creditworthiness and ability to continue to function in the mainstream.

    Believe me, I’m so tempted right now to just disappear. I would love to grab my tent, sleeping bag and a few other essentials, and just go off-grid. Suicidal thoughts have reached a crescendo in my head… they stalk me every waking hour of the day. It’s clear what’s driving this sinking feeling in my heart: the fact that life for the next 6 months is going to be very much a paint-by-numbers exercise.

    I’ve done the commuting thing for 20 years. I’ve done the IT thing for 20 years. I’ve done the city living thing for 20 years. I’ve done the urban solitude thing for 20 years. There is no novelty, no joy, no challenge, no surprises… it’s just a case of turning the pedals, and plodding along. The monotony, the drudgery, the formula, the routine… it’s worse than a prison sentence.

    Do I have a reason for living? Not really. What would it be? Is it a reason for living, to pay rent and service debts? Is work a reason for living, if you’re just selling your brain and body to the highest bidder to work on bullshit projects? How can you take pride in your work when you’ve done the same thing, over and over and over again, for 20 miserable boring years.

    I used to work to live. I had a nice lifestyle and I always took my full holiday allowance, travelling to exotic destinations and pursuing exciting activities, adventures. That was less than 10% of the time. The rest of the time was spent watching the clock. Two clocks actually: one that counted down until the end of the working week, and one that counted down until the day that I no longer had to do a job that I had nothing but contempt for.

    Flight Computer

    In truth, I hadn’t really reckoned on living this long. Certainly in recent years I decided that things would be wrapped up neatly if I just shuffled off my mortal coil, and my life insurance would at least leave a small legacy for my sister and my niece. I don’t really fancy growing old and infirm, and facing yet more of the same bullshit that’s been such a chore.

    I remember being in hospital, and I really wasn’t at all scared that I was going to die, even though my prognosis was that I had about a 30% chance of surviving, such was the damage to my internal organs.

    Things haven’t really moved on much. I have no dependents. My family ditched me, so I’ve ditched them. I’ve not been able to rebuild my social life. I take no pleasure or satisfaction from doing the same job I’ve been doing for 20 years. I’m too trapped by the mechanisms of capitalism to be able to pursue travel and adventure. I’m too paralysed by fear of dropping out of the rat race and becoming unemployable, to do something gutsy, which would be a one-way ticket.

    You see, I’m acutely aware that my perception of the world is coloured by my mood disorder. When I’m depressed, I see everything as pointless, relentlessly horrible and never going to improve. However, I’m able to be rational, and I know that it’s foolish to make a permanent change for a temporary problem.

    If I throw away the ability to be able to earn huge amounts of money very quickly, then I’m very much limiting my future options. As it stands, at the moment, I can potentially dig myself out of a financial hole and feather the nest very quickly. It seems churlish to not even be prepared to toe the line for 6 short months. However, if you’ve followed my story at all, you’ll know that 6 months is a long time for me… a lot can happen in my life in that period.

    My timescales are heavily compressed. Gains need to be shored up quickly or else the hard work will be undone. Things need to happen faster, not slower than normal. Asking somebody whose life is extremely fragile to work harder, longer and suffer more than their peers is likely to lead to the “fuck it” button being pushed. Whatever happened to supporting those who are weaker?

    I can see now, where the cracks are. I can see why people slip through the nets and sink to the bottom. I understand where we are hindering, not helping. Life is pretty vicious and unforgiving.

    It’s true that I’m pretty resilient. It’s true that it’s remarkable that I’ve made it this far, and that I still apparently have the opportunity to fight my way back, to recover… and then to perhaps thrive and prosper.

    Hopefully, this feeling will pass, but from experience, I think it’s going to get harder before it gets easier.

    It’s like this blog. There are less people reading than ever before, and I’m getting less feedback and encouragement than ever before. I’m not sure why I’m even writing anymore. I’ve failed to shame my parents into acting with any common decency (although perhaps that was always doomed to fail) and I’ve as yet failed to feel better, using writing as some kind of shrink, a silent counsellor… to deal with my fucked up head.

    But, my experience tells me that doubt always creeps in. I’ve written 240,000 words and I plan to write 300,000. I plan to write every day for at least a year. Who knows what it will achieve? Sometimes, you don’t know until you do it.

    When I wrote on a forum every day, it brought me friends, a sense of identity, self-respect and even a sense of achievement when I wrote something that a lot of people found useful. This is kind of like a repetition of that, except that this time I’m publicly dissecting my own psyche.

    Is it useful to externalise my internal monologue? Is it useful to psychologically expose myself like this? I’ve found introspection and self-examination useful in the past, and there’s no reason why ‘open sourcing‘ the contents of my brain shouldn’t be interesting to somebody somewhere sometime.

    They say the most interesting writing is when people are raw & authentic. I’m not really trying to emulate any writers or follow any formula to gain an audience. I just need to get stuff out of my brain and onto paper. I need to pick things to bits and figure out what makes me tick, so I can hopefully begin to open a new, happier chapter in my life.

    Watch this space.

    Terminal

    Travel doesn’t have to mean jetting around the globe to me. I’d be happy in my tent in a muddy field, I think. I’m so sick of the global rat race.

    Tags: #bipolar #depression #suicide #career #mentalhealth #homeless

  • Am I a Bad Person?

    Am I a Bad Person?

    This is a story about how to lose friends and alienate people…

    Primrose Hill

    It’s remarkable what we assume, and what we’re unaware of. It’s remarkable how our opinions can be coloured, and prejudices triggered, which completely change our impression of a person, and the way we treat them.

    I had declared myself as “fighting mental health stigma” but in actual fact, things like Clinical Depression are so damn commonplace that nobody bats an eyelid if you say you’re taking powerful psychiatric medication to stop you from killing yourself. In actual fact, I get more criticism for being medication free and letting my brain achieve its own homeostasis.

    When I moved back to London, one of my oldest friends was incredibly sweet and understanding about the fact that I was struggling with my mental health. He took time out to read a bit about what Bipolar Disorder was, and was actively concerned with my wellbeing.

    My friends are always playing catch up. By the time I was diagnosed with Clinical Depression, I was already having hypomanic episodes that were beyond the ‘healthy‘ and ‘normal‘ range of moods. Spending copious amounts of money, working ridiculously long hours, hypersexuality, risk taking… these things are not conducive to good health, wealth and stable relationships.

    By the time I was diagnosed with Bipolar Disorder, I was already trying various forms of self medication. Depressions had gotten so severe that suicide was a very real risk, and hypomania had reached the point where I was starting to get delusions of grandeur, and was at risk of getting into money problems.

    By the time I got free from the horrible relationship that was stoking my mood disorder, substance abuse was a big threat. When my divorce sapped my energy and sucked me back into the nightmarish world that I was trying to escape, I gave up and just decided to be a total junkie.

    By the time I got cleaned up and back on my feet, word had been spread by my unpleasant family, that I was somehow untrustworthy, a waste of space, a lost cause.

    So, I’m pre-empting all of that. This is a pre-emptive strike. I’m telling the world my very worst things, so everybody can get all that prejudice out of the way. I’m putting my worst foot forward.

    I’m still here.

    My friends and family are still stuck in the position of trying to deal with their prejudice, even though I’ve already moved on. I’m dealing with depression and suicidal thoughts, while people think I’m probably scoring heroin on a street corner and injecting drugs in some crack den.

    This ‘lag‘ is extremely annoying. It means I have to deal with a shocked silence. It means I’m isolated, alone, with people who should know me better, thinking terrible things about me. The culture of fear that we’ve grown up in is powerful, and all those images that the media has put into your mind are suddenly applied to me… it wouldn’t surprise me if my own family has imagined me stealing car stereos or mugging grannies.

    Eat Crack

    There’s a lag with me too. It messes with your mind, being homeless one minute, and then working for a massive bank on a really important project, all dressed up in your suit with people giving a shit about your opinion.

    How can you go from being the lowest of the low, to the point where there are people who actually think that death’s too good for you, to suddenly one of the highest paid people in one of the world’s most profitable enterprises, because the market value for your skills and experience is so high?

    Is it any wonder that it messes with your mind? Is it any wonder that your brain doesn’t know whether you’re a worthless piece of shit, and the world would be better off if you were dead, or if actually you deserve a 6-figure salary, and people are telling you that what you’re doing is really important and you’re a key figure in the delivery of a super important project. How are you supposed to reconcile that?

    Just saying that I should remain “grounded” is ridiculous. I have no frame of reference. I have no evidence to suggest that any possible conclusion I could reach would be the right one. Everything that my experience has taught me has been counter-intuitive.

    Working hard, being humble, keeping my head down has gotten me nowhere. It hasn’t led to greater happiness, more stable mental health, nor has it repaired damaged friendships and improved my relationship with my family.

    Equally, taking reckless risks with my health & wealth has brought surprising results. Instead of being dead or destitute, I actually ended up making a fantastic group of friends, as a result of winding up homeless on Hampstead Heath, just after my birthday in 2014. In actual fact, being chucked onto the street by Camden Council ushered in one of the happiest periods of my life in many recent years, probably since I was in Cambridge in 2011.

    I don’t see any of what I’ve done as wrong. I’ve not resorted to lying, cheating, stealing. I’ve not screwed people over, manipulated them or in any way committed any offensive act against anybody.

    However, people seem to take it very personally, when I apparently screw up my opportunities. One of my closest friends was absolutely besides himself when I lost my contract one Christmas. He thought I had deliberately sabotaged it. He was angry that I had seemingly chucked away a golden opportunity.

    Things aren’t so clear-cut. I’m rarely in a fit state to work. Either I’m suffering from depression, hypomania, or the exhaustion and cognitive impairment of recovery from stimulant abuse. I just don’t have the time and money to properly prepare my mind and body for work, so my colleagues and bosses get a rather fucked up version of me, with all the weird highs and lows associated with an extreme mood disorder.

    It’s not a moral choice, whether I work, whether I relapse, whether I just collapse in a heap and don’t do anything.

    I know that people like to judge, and I’ve given away so much ammunition that it’s really easy to think you know my character, my morality. I’m very easy to label, to criticise, and to apply your prejudices to.

    I’m fed up of feeling guilty, just because people are shocked and unable to see beyond their prejudice and preconceived notions. I’m fed up of having to carry the can for a load of blame and scapegoating that doesn’t even apply to me.

    In some ways, I’m tempted to rob, to steal, to lie, to cheat… I’m being treated as if I do those things already. If I’m already ‘the bad guy‘ then I guess I should act the part?

    Bipolar Memory

    People are more sympathetic to mental health problems like depression and bipolar than they are to substance abuse, even though the latter can be a feature of both of the former. I think the problem is the fact that people try and view it as a moral issue

    Tags: #depression #bipolar #suicide #homeless #career #banking #friends #family

  • Self Conscious & Needy

    Self Conscious & Needy

    This is a story about seeking attention…

    Don't Jump

    How many likes can I get? How many times will my content be shared? How many Twitter and Instagram followers do I have? It’s easy to transfer an ‘addictive personality‘ into the world of social media, although it’s obviously a lot more physically healthy than drinking, smoking or drugging yourself to death.

    I’ve actually been pushing people away. I’ve been writing the most gruesome gory details about my life, in an attempt to sort the wheat from the chaff. Who will disown me? Who will recoil in horror? Who will judge me and decide to distance themselves from me? It’s a test.

    But what is it about people who are seeking external validation? Why am I driven to reach for something outside of myself to feel a connection with the world, a reason for living? Clearly there’s something missing in my life. I’m incomplete.

    How long have I been bleating on about my distress for? Surely I should have rectified things by now? What about those lengthy periods where I was making things worse not better?

    Well, what actually happened is that I was barely coping before Christmas, and I was perhaps being a bit un-subtle. I mean, I only spent a week in a locked psychiatric ward of a hospital. I only travelled 5,351 miles in order to make a point about how suicidal I was feeling. They were things that could clearly be misinterpreted. I mean, Christ, even my own sister thought I was having a jolly holiday.

    Anyway, that’s something you should know about me: when I reach the end of my rope, I don’t run away from danger, I run towards it.

    Why should I be risk-averse and act in some predictable way, when cold hard rational sums tell me that there’s no way that things can get any better? If you’re mentally unwell, completely unable to work and you’ve got no financial security, you’re looking at bankruptcy and living on the streets. Bankruptcy means no more being a company director and an IT consultant working in banking, which is almost all I know in my career of nearly 20 years. Why on earth wouldn’t I go out in a blaze of glory?

    Loss of status is a big deal. I’ve lost my wife, loads of friends, my house, my cars, my boats… all that material shite that you don’t really need, but is a hell of a millstone around your neck. Just getting rid of heaps of shite is stressful. I’ve only just emptied my self storage unit, but I needed it, as it’s the only way that a homeless person can at least keep a few valuable things safe.

    “What do you do?” is the middle-class dinner party cliché question. What do I do? Well, my family’s impression is that I’m on a jolly fucking holiday/drug binge. Actually, if people were to extrapolate from the breadcrumbs that I’ve given them, they’d have to assume that I’m either dead, in hospital, or sleeping rough on the streets. How do you think I survive from day to day? How do you think I pay my bills and avoid addiction? The truth is, you don’t really know, which means you don’t care.

    Accountants Arse

    Perhaps I live in an airport terminal, like Tom Hanks in that movie? Perhaps I’m on benefits… how else would I survive for over 6 months with no income?

    The fact is, that the only window you have into my life is what I tell you in this blog, and it doesn’t make for pretty reading. According to my sister, my mum did try phoning a few London hospitals, when I said that I needed to be admitted because I was suicidal. Too little too late, I have to say.

    Yes, this is an aggressive angry lecture, but it’s also a goodbye in a way. Either it’s goodbye because it’s good riddance, or it’s goodbye because I’ve reached the limit of what I can stand. Rebuilding my life is a major challenge, and I’m tired. I’m exhausted by being nickel & dimed, strung along, and let down by people.

    What struck me was the interviews with the people who knew the suicide victims, when I watched the film The Bridge, which is about people jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge. What was most striking were the people who said that they got used to the person saying how unhappy they were, before they took their own life.

    I have a friend who lost another friend to suicide, and he ‘gets it‘: the fact that you don’t get to influence the outcome anymore after somebody is gone. He realises that the time to act is now. Hand wringing and mumbling “but what shall we do?” to yourself in lame procrastination is just pathetic.

    There’s an arse-covering culture, and we are sure to give ourselves loads of excuses, most of which are victim-blaming. “I blame the drugs” or “he drank too much” or “he never told us what he needed until it was too late” look pretty silly when a person makes a big effort to try and show themselves as worthy.

    You would have thought that 115 days abstinent from alcohol or 6 months abstinent from drugs would be applauded, but instead there is hostility that you’re not more normal, that you’re not suddenly the world’s best son, brother, uncle, friend… whatever.

    Abstinence is bullshit. Once an addict, always an addict, seems to be the bullshit attitude of people.

    Quitting substances is meaningless anyway. It just proves that I have far more willpower than many people will ever know in their lives. Abstinence is just a lifetime penance for other people’s guilt. Yes, I do want a fucking medal for what I’ve been through. Yes, I do want a fucking parade. Not a lot of people come back from the horrors of the war on drugs, and I’m a fucking veteran.

    There’s a clear frustration here, an impatience. That’s because sobriety is not recovery. I’ve managed lengthy periods of abstinence – like the first 30+ years of my motherfucking life – and yet, it somehow isn’t a life: breathing fresh air. We need food, shelter and social contact. In modern society, we need clothes and money too, which means we need a job. I’ve tried the fresh air only thing… it leads to starvation.

    Currently I’m socially starved. It might seem unhealthy and strange to have this attachment to writing, and use it as a means to reach out to the world, but I’m so fearful of more knockbacks, more rejection. I feel enough rejection as it is, given that my family know how much distress and danger I’m in, but roundly ignore it.

    You’ve got to ask yourself, do you really want a person to survive, to thrive, or do you just want them to shut up and die?

    Train Life

    Maybe I live on a fucking train. Choo! Choo! You must be fucking loco.

    Tags: #suicide #depression #mentalhealth #career #drugs #addiction #homeless

  • Clean & Sober

    Clean & Sober

    This is a story about worthy causes…

    Hopeless Drunk

    How do you decide who is worth helping, and who has made their own problems? It’s easy, right? People who drink and take drugs are the architects of their own misery, or so we think. Homeless people have to be clean & sober before they’re worthy of our help and support. Alcoholism and addiction aren’t symptoms, they’re the root cause of problems, we believe.

    But what if we got it wrong? What if people drink and take drugs to escape problems? What if people’s lives are so miserable and hopeless that they need something to anaesthetise the pain, the discomfort and the fact they’re treated like dirt, shunned by society and even their own friends and family.

    Once somebody has the label attached to them as a waste of space, a lost cause, it’s hard to shake it off. We don’t like to see our own shortcomings, our own demons, reflected back to us in the eyes of the suffering addict, alcoholic. We’d sooner that the person just disappears into obscurity or dies, so that we can repaint them in some kind of idealistic light. We want to remember them as an innocent child, and having them hanging around as a living adult is rather inconvenient. The living embodiment tarnishes this false image we want to remember.

    Some homeless people have poked fun at the ridiculous notion that giving them money will only ‘enable‘ them to continue with their habits. We see images splashed all over the internet of signs begging for money to spend on drink & drugs “but at least I’m not bullshitting you” the signs say. This is confirmation bias. We have preconceived notions about a homeless person, a bum, a junkie… we find it hilarious, and pleasing, to see a sign that confirms our prejudices.

    When I met Frank, he was keen to tell me that he wasn’t an opiate addict. Because almost all of us have an innate fear of needles, the heroin addict is very bottom of the pile. Almost every non injecting drug addict will tell you “at least I’m not a junkie” as if it somehow makes them a better person. Every stoner will tell you “at least I don’t take hard drugs“. Every alkie will tell you “at least I don’t take drugs“. Every person on antidepressants or anxiety medication will tell you “at least I don’t drink“. There is a clear hierarchy here, but it’s no different than a bullied person finding somebody weaker than themselves in order to bully, in order to make themself feel better.

    This infighting amongst humans is uncivilised, inhumane. Where did the empathy go? Where did the sympathy go? Where did all this ignorance come from?

    Homeless Addict

    You really think you could make things any worse by helping? In actual fact, charitable giving is far more likely to make you feel smug about yourself, and feel like you’ve done your bit for society, so you don’t need to feel guilty about your comfortable existence. The fact of the matter is though that going on a sponsored fun run was something you wanted to do anyway. The fact is, that the coins in your pocket aren’t amounting to even 1% of your wealth. You’re buying a clean conscience very cheaply.

    To actually sit down with people, hear their story, get involved in their lives, take a risk… that’s a big deal. We all have busy lives, so who has the time to do that, and aren’t charities so much better, more qualified? Well, no, not really. Charities have salaries to pay. Charities have offices and need to pay bills. The amount of money that actually reaches the front line, through charitable giving, is clearly not making any difference. The levels of poverty and deprivation are bigger than ever. The rich:poor gap is the widest it’s ever been.

    Economists trumpet the fact that a large number of people who were living on $1 a day are now living on $2 a day. An increase of 100% in somebody’s wealth sounds like a lot in percentage terms, but would you honestly feel happy if your pay rise for the last 10 years was just $365?

    Perhaps we should just be happy and content to even have a job. But why? Why should we be content to live with insecurity? Why should we “count ourselves lucky” to have a job where we’re exploited, and we don’t even have enough money to comfortably pay our rent and bills and have anything left over in case the car breaks down?

    Don’t you think that living with Damocles Sword dangling over us is unhealthy? Worrying about unemployment, and the ensuing rent arrears or mortgage defaults is not a healthy way to live. The stress and anxiety of working all hours, commuting for long distances, being away from our families, the uncertainty over our finances and the security of our homes and livelihoods… surely it’s this constant stress that’s destroying countless numbers of people’s mental health.

    We can’t shy away from the fact that there’s a mental health epidemic. 5 million Prozac prescriptions get written in London alone, every year. A quarter of Londoners feel like crying on public transport at least once a week.

    City living can be isolating and lonely, but it doesn’t get any better outside of London. There are less jobs and wages are lower outside the capital. Rents are a bit lower, but bills are just as high, and public transport isn’t as good so you probably need to own a car to get to work. Food costs much the same wherever you are in the country. Many towns and suburbs can be just as isolating, and there’s always the fear that you don’t want your friends and neighbours finding out how unhappy you are, how stressed and anxious, how depressed.

    If you live in some poxy little town with only a few major employers in the area, you can’t risk burning your bridges. If you get sacked because your mental health got unmanageable, you can potentially make yourself unemployable in the place where you live. You can potentially end up labelled amongst people. If it gets really bad, you can be known to friends and neighbours as a “troubled” individual. You’ll be a joke, a laughing stock.

    London offers some anonymity at least, and a much bigger pool of jobs, to compensate for the fact that you can feel totally overwhelmed by the impersonal and seemingly uncaring nature of the dog-eat-dog rat race. People do stop and listen, and can be very kind and compassionate. Sometimes, it feels like we’re all clinging onto the pieces of our wrecked ship in a storm. There is gratitude when you connect with another person who understands the sheer terror of facing a hostile world, out to label you, to shun you, to try and trample you.

    In a way, London has led the way for the country to adopt a kind of blinkered attitude, where we’re all working too hard, and our communities have been destroyed, families pulled apart by the need to spend hours at work, commute long distances and live with unbearable stress. However, London has passed the point where it was completely unable to continue any more, and I actually find it far friendlier and caring than anywhere else I’ve been.

    London has provided, where even my own family has failed me.

    Homeless bla bla bla

    Many homeless and addicts are fleeing a life of blah

    Tags: #homeless #frank #addiction #alcohol #drugs #london #mentalhealth

  • Too Much Information

    Too Much Information

    This is a story about becoming self obsessed…

    Collapsed Bed

    Things have gotten pretty weird, haven’t they? I’ve shared some stuff that would surely be better off buried, deep deep down in a pit of shame. Writing has become central in my life in a way that has even outrivalled my relationship with my collapsed trashed bed.

    I’ve kept up the story, through living out of a suitcase in a hotel, working 7 days a week, suffering the trials and tribulations of the London housing market, falling out with an ineffectual scrounger friend, ending up in a secure psychiatric ward of a hospital, flying round the world while warding off suicidal thoughts, seeing long-lost friends, visiting every geek’s Mecca (Silicon Valley), losing my job, financial armageddon, replapse into drug addiction and then starting the whole motherfucking cycle again, job hunting and fixing up stuff that got broken, like my life.

    So, I’m back on the park bench again. Only this time it’s in the garden that belongs to the apartment complex in a gated community where I live. However, I’m technically homeless as I have no means to pay the rent or bills, no job, no income.

    Yes, it’s true that I have good employment prospects, provided my prospective employers don’t Google me and read the truth about how chaotic and traumatic my life has been. We can’t be giving people chances to redeem themselves now, can we? One strike and you’re out. Put a black mark against my name for having lived, for having tried… forget it… I’m used & dirty, tainted. We only employ shiny perfect plastic corporate dolls, who’ve had their brains removed.

    I did start to feel that I’d overstepped the mark. I did start to feel like a bit of jackass for having poured my heart out onto the public internet. I did start to get fearful that I really had made myself unemployable, and had alienated friends and family.

    I’m reading a book by Dr Gabor Maté at the moment, and his son wrote a letter to him, describing his addiction to blogging. His son said he initially loved the frisson of excitement, when sharing more and more intimate personal details, until finally Dr Maté had to point out that his son had gone too far. He’d overstepped the mark.

    I considered this very carefully, in the light of my own obsession with writing down my story in all its gory truth. However, I’ve come to a different conclusion. I feel worthless, and isolated from the world. This website is an invitation for people to connect with me, and it’s worked: people have reached out and gotten in contact. On balance, people have shown that they care about me, unlike my family who have only got in contact to try and gag me, to try and protect a fake image.

    But the point is, it’s not all about me, me, ME, is it? The point is that all this is so self-centred, and apparently doesn’t consider the feelings of other people. Apparently, this is purely egotistical, narcissistic, self-obsessed. Wrong. You need to consider it in the context of my life at the moment: I have nothing, nobody. I’m all alone. I’m trapped with my thoughts, isolated… what else would I write about? How else should I conduct myself, when I’m so ostracised?

    Park Bench

    Think about the regular, healthy, face-to-face contact that you have with your family, friends, girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband, co-workers and even the people you buy your coffee from, shop assistants. Contrast this instead with a housebound depressed guy, unemployed, unable to pay rent & bills, paralysed by anxiety and stress… just waiting for the day I hit the limit of my credit and I’m evicted onto the street.

    What would you do? Well, to say that you would never have let things get so bad is churlish. To say that you’d just fix the broken things in your life is ignorant. I am fixing things up, but there’s only so much you can fix up at any one time. The bulk of my effort is currently being expended on job-hunting, which will bring structure, routine, human connection as well as easing my cashflow crisis. To say I should be out socialising, making new friends, pursuing a hobby… well, that just doesn’t consider how dysfunctional my life has been, how destructive things like depression can be. Besides, how would I pay for those leisure pursuits?

    It’s certainly true that I squandered a few months, falling back into drug addiction. What you need to understand about addiction is this: it’s slow suicide. I obviously didn’t have the guts to actually push slightly harder on that razor blade, when I was slicing my forearms open. I was covered with blood and making quite a mess of them but I was still holding back slightly, stopping short of actually making a deep incision into my veins.

    You need to understand though, that this isn’t attention seeking, and it’s not emotional blackmail. The time to save a suicidal person’s life is when they’re alive, not some pretty words in commemoration of their life, at their funeral.

    Yes, I use very emotive language and imagery. Yes, I even took some pretty clear actions: travelling to San Francisco and going straight to the Golden Gate Bridge, and cutting my arms to ribbons with a razor blade. If you think it’s just alarmist, I wonder what’s wrong with you? How did you become so desensitised to human suffering? How can you ignore somebody in distress?

    My Mum told me that I was “better than” the alcoholics and addicts at Alcoholics Anonymous and Narcotics Anonymous meetings. In actual fact, it’s my peers who are the most kind and compassionate. Yes, it’s true that a lot of addicts are liars, cheats, fraudsters, hustlers… but they’re also open & honest about shortcomings that are present in every human being, as well as being very empathetic. There’s a refreshing lack of hypocrisy amongst my peers.

    There’s a clear hierarchy in society. Those who are keeping a lid on their mental health problems look down on those who have become unwell. People who are taking psychiatric medication look down on those who are self medicating with alcohol and drugs. People who are using alcohol and ‘soft‘ drugs look down on those who are self medicating with ‘hard‘ drugs. Only the hard drug user says “mea culpa” but the truth is that these people are the most bullied, abused and scapegoated.

    It would be easy up to try and sum me up as reckless and irresponsible, but what about the 30+ years of getting good exam grades, not getting in trouble, being a good little worker bee and dressing up in my grey suit and going to work, Monday to Friday, 9 to 5, paying my mortgage, bills & taxes and being a regular guy, just like you?

    I’m telling my story because there’s a dichotomy here, and I don’t trust my family to tell it truthfully.

    London Beach Sunset

    I meant to try and keep to 500 words a day, but there’s too much to say at the moment. Instead, here are some pretty pictures to hold your attention while you read for a whole 5 minutes.

    Tags: #homeless #career #depression #london #suicide #mentalhealth