This is a story about being drunk...

I've been consuming far too much alcohol, but I don't really believe in New Year's resolutions or pointless periods of abstinence. For a bet, I beat my friend's 100-day sobriety record, but it proved nothing.

For my liver and my bulging belly, drinking less would be beneficial, but I'm not going to quit completely, just like I'm not going to join a gym or destroy my knees and hips running.

To say "I'm going to drink less" is ridiculous, because I always get the thirst for alcohol after the first couple of drinks, and then all self-control is lost.

I was so hungover today that I almost felt like starting drinking again, just to feel better. I guess I have a natural instinct that it would be the beginning of the slippery slope to alcoholism if I were to do that.

I've been drinking every day for quite a while now, but I don't think it's getting worse, nor am I turning into an alcoholic. I'm drinking as a very unhealthy coping mechanism, which isn't good, but what else should I do? Cut myself? Take up smoking?

Alcoholism and drug abuse are symptomatic of a need to self-medicate. Alcohol is a useful crutch, so I shan't be giving it up. I've already extensively proven that I can have periods of total abstinence, when I put my mind to it. Why bother giving up something that's a useful stress reliever, that the vast majority of people use?

I'm starting to sound a bit defensive, and I guess that's because I know that I'm drinking more than I'd really like to be, but that will change as my life improves. Alcohol does improve my life, up to a point, although I'm drinking too much at the moment.

Twice during the festive season, I thought "I wish I hadn't drunk so much" and had a horrible moment where the room was spinning when I went to bed. I haven't thrown up or anything so vulgar and juvenile though: the bucket pictured above was never used as a vomit receptacle.

I'm not an alcoholic because I don't go to Alcoholics Anonymous meetings.

Tags: #alcohol