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Nick Grant

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  • Imitation and Flattery

    This is a story about rôle models…

    Glasses

    I was very lost in 2015, without any purpose or identity beyond some things which were destroying me, my self esteem, my legacy, my reputation. I was sinking; doomed. I was trying and failing to regain any control over my chaotic and unmanageable life, and to gather enough dignity to carry on living.

    A technologist friend has always helped me to discover things in life which have become integral to my future. He taught me to be a programmer and he got me interested in writing, as well as a heap of other things, like political views, which I now consider to be very much a part of my identity.

    My friend has written and published online for countless years, and I have read and I have imitated. He was a prolific blog contributor, touching many lives worldwide. He has lived and breathed social media and embodied his online persona. I have imitated.

    My parents chose to intoxicate themselves with drugs and alcohol, and were only concerned with their own selfishness, which mainly revolved around social isolation, lest their neglectful lazy shameful behaviour be publicly exposed. Luckily, I had excellent friends and their parents were inspirational people. I saw in other people’s families, the way that things should be and I saw in my peers some ideas about what I could be. Friends have shaped who I am and given me the inspiration to pursue my profession in technology, and my passion for online communities, combined with my love of writing.

    To say that I love writing is perhaps wrong. I’ve written a couple of novels, one of which I’m quite proud with, but I don’t write fiction as regularly as I’d like. Perhaps if I was a more natural writer I would always be writing little short stories, or exploring my imagination in other ways, but instead I write these “non-story” stories, every single day if I can.

    I cringe a little to think of my friend’s judgement regarding the wrong-headed thinking, or mistakes of the past. If ever there’s somebody I would be ashamed of disappointing, it would be my old friend. If there are certain standards of behaviour I hold myself to, it’s not because of any standards from my parents – alcoholic druggies – but instead it’s because of a worldview developed in the company of my friends and their families, whose opinions I seem to have taken to heart.

    When I think about, for example, my friend’s parents’ view on hitting children, then I am upset that my parents were such barbaric ignoramuses, when their peer group was able to comport themselves the right way. If my friends’ parents were able to be productive members of society, sociable and not drunk drug addicts; able to raise children without hitting them; able to raise children with kindness and generosity, indulging their children’s talents and encouraging them to reach their full potential… then why not mine? I do not know, but I do know that my parents were abysmal failures, while many of my friends’ parents are awesome role models, and some of their children too.

    “They did the best they knew” is absolute horse sh1t when you have your peers to connect with; you can hold yourself to the standard of those around you, as a minimum. If you’re the only antisocial drunk druggie losers who don’t have a job, then you sort yourself out and start behaving responsibly, you don’t force your child to leave school again and again, and drag them away from their friends, isolating them. That’s f**king barbaric awful inexcusably sh1t behaviour.

    I meant to write yesterday and I’m sad that I didn’t. I meant write merely to thank my friend for inspiring me to write, but also to acknowledge my friend’s role in giving me a career, and in inspiring me to think about many things. I meant to write only to speak of the positive, but I seem to have strayed into the territory of the negative.

    My friend never writes vicious tirades like this, and I know that my ingratitude I show towards my parents could be particularly improper at the particular time, given a traumatic family situation in his life, which is nobody’s fault but rotten bad luck.

    I wish I could be more positive, but this blog serves as a kind of safety pressure-release valve, which has functioned extremely effectively in enabling me to regain some self esteem, control, dignity and other important things – such as a sense of purpose – when my life has otherwise crumbled around me.

     

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  • Loneliness

    This is a story about antisocial behaviour…

    Tree in forest

    What’s the shortest journey between two points? If you know where you need to get to and you know the fastest route to get there, would you make that journey? What if the shortest path was also a very painful one?

    A year ago I was living in a hotel close to the office. A year ago I was incredibly isolated – single, in a city where I had just one friend, estranged from family and living a pretty dysfunctional life except for my job.

    Who cares… I was functional, wasn’t I?

    I certainly turned up in the office every day looking presentable and I did useful work, but I’m not sure I really was very functional. It’s true that I was earning money, paying my bills and I was on a journey towards financial security. I was reliable; dependable; trusted. What else is there in life other than getting up in the morning, putting on some smart clothes and going to the office? What else is there in life other than earning money? I was certainly earning money. I was certainly working.

    What do you suppose happens after a major event, like a near-death experience? What do you suppose happens after a major medical emergency which was life-or-death? What do you suppose happens after a lengthy hospitalisation?

    Most people would like to imagine that there’d be plenty of time for rest and recuperation after a major illness that nearly killed a person, but I’m afraid the demands of life can’t be paused. Unless you want to emerge from your near-death experience and be immediately hurled into bankruptcy, destitution and have life-changing black marks against your name which preclude you from ever renting a property, getting a car loan, getting a mortgage, getting any kind of credit agreement etc. etc. and indeed getting most jobs, which insist on credit checks and suchlike, then there’s not a moment to spare, ever.

    For sure, I’m a capitalist’s wet dream in terms of how meekly I comply with capitalism’s coercion and act in the way that’s expected of me, selling my labour cheaply and otherwise allowing myself to be shafted by the system. Instead of doing what I absolutely need to do, which is to spend time getting better, instead I have thrown myself straight back into the workplace.

    A close friend – my guardian angel – has similar mental health problems as me: depression and anxiety. She has been able to do voluntary work and quit jobs which were toxic for her mental health, and to engage with her local community. She’s swallowed her pride and has accepted that she must live with her parents and spend her precious savings supporting herself, for the sake of her mental health.

    For me, I’ve had to choose between the self-esteem destroying effects of living as somebody’s charity case, or the toxic world of work. I decided that the latter option is marginally better, given that it at least offers a route towards freedom, although it’s a very risky game.

    Living under somebody else’s roof takes the pressure off in terms of burning money on rent and bills, but there’s an emotional toll for anyone who’s been raised to be a considerate guest – there is considerable guilt about time spent sleeping and otherwise “treating the place like a hotel”. There is a great deal of pressure to be seen to be doing whatever it is that your host thinks you should be doing. There is a great deal of pressure to please your host, which leaves remarkably little time and energy to rest and recuperate.

    Working when you are too unwell to work is risky because you must present a corporate mask to your colleagues, pretending that everything is A-OK when really it’s not at all. Work is the very last place on Earth that you should be, but you’re in the office carrying on like you’re fine and dandy. It’s horrible to force yourself – day after day – into a situation and environment which is totally toxic to your mental health and is intolerable, but it’s somehow possible to present a veneer of cool calm professionalism, such that your colleagues have no idea that you’re on the brink of having a nervous breakdown at any moment. It’s high risk, high reward – if you can wear the mask and pretend like everything’s OK for long enough, your situation will improve, but it’s incredibly draining and prevents you from becoming healthy and happy again, because it’s so demanding.

    One year later, I have my own roof over my head and a girlfriend. I still don’t have any local friends to speak of, but I have ingratiated myself with my neighbours and my colleagues are sociable; one of my colleagues has even started to talk to me socially as a friend, outside the office, having found my blog.

    I have the dignity and self-esteem that I wanted, in that I am paying my own way and not dependent on anybody, but it’s been ridiculously exhausting and risky to take this path. So often I wonder if I should have cut my losses and given up, allowing myself to be screwed over by the system; destroyed by those who seek to exclude and marginalise vulnerable members of society.

    I was struggling to find anything to watch which captivated my attention last night, so I spoke to a friend. That’s unusual for me. I live a very isolated existence. I almost never speak to any of my friends on the phone, except for two very loyal friends, one of whom often phones me while I’m at the office. I must make fewer than one phone-call per week, on average.

    Overall, my situation is improving, but it’s pretty intolerable. I’ve chosen the fastest route from A to B, but it’s an exceptionally intolerable and unpleasant journey, even though I know it’s the most direct. I know that this suffering is only temporary and that I will reap some rewards at the end, if I can stick it out, but I do want to quit all the time.

    Through this very difficult period while I’ve been blogging – the past 4 years – I’ve made some really awesome friends who are very loyal and who have gone to exceptional lengths to help me, including my guardian angel, who’s visited me in hospital far too many times. Although my behaviour looks broadly the same, there are undeniable improvements to my situation. My bloody-minded bitter determination to succeed with exactly the same strategy which I’ve always employed, seems to be paying off, finally. It surprised and gladdened me that during a moment of loneliness I suddenly remembered that I had a whole heap of very dear friends who were available to chat to.

    Weirdly, I don’t feel lonely, even though I have spent the vast majority of the past 4 or 5 years enduring an incredible amount of social isolation.

     

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  • A Fool And His Money

    This is a story about wartime thrift…

    Paradise

    There are a couple of sayings which really annoy me, because they are untrue and misleading. The first is “if you watch the pennies the pounds look after themselves” and the second is “a fool and his money are easily parted”. The people who quote these sayings most often are terrible advice givers whose own wealth – if they have any at all – has not come from thrift or lack of foolishness. The people who quote these sayings are absolute idiots.

    We can use other common sayings to demolish the idiocy.

    “You’ve got to speculate to accumulate” and “buy low sell high” are both pretty obvious and self-explanatory, aren’t they? These sayings are far more useful than the former ones, but there’s a problem: most people don’t have any spare money.

    I placed a sizeable bet yesterday which looked as if it was going to provide a decent return on my investment. In fact, I lost the bet, but I was able to hedge my position and as such I didn’t lose more than I was prepared to risk. In no way was my betting foolish. In fact, my betting was very smart because I was in a position where I stood to make a considerable capital gain, and my risk was hedged. The main thing we should remember though, is that I was not only able to afford to place the bets, but I was also able to afford to lose the money. Most people do not have the luxury of being able to speculate like I can, because they don’t have the ‘disposable’ income.

    Other things I’ve spent substantial sums of money on in the last year include my house, the furniture within it, a bengal kitten and a lot of cat supplies, a holiday to Turkish Disneyland and a holiday to Tulum in Mexico. I consider none of this money to have been wasted.

    It probably seems pretty whacky for a 39-year-old single man to go on holiday to a theme-park resort, but what the hell is wrong with you if you don’t want to ride rollercoasters, water slides, surf artificial waves as well as enjoy some winter sunshine in a place which was created with precision engineering to bring absolute delight to its visitors? I laughed with joy at so many of the little surprise things on that holiday, including the delightful theme-park hotel which was designed very much for children, but I assure you can be enjoyed just as much by any adult. That whole holiday was perfect, except that I felt a little lonely and out of place as a single man in a family resort.

    My decision to go to Tulum in Mexico was taken on a whim, because my [ex-]girlfriend had told me that she had dreamed of going there for years, but she didn’t possess the financial means for that trip to ever come to fruition for her – she would never have been able to save up enough money to visit one of the most desirable holiday destinations on the planet. The arrangement worked well for me, in that I was able to get some more winter sun and do some kitesurfing, plus all the Mayan ruins and stuff were very cool. Some people might say that I was taken advantage of financially, given her complete lack of monetary contribution, but it was a manyfold times more enjoyable trip because I had her company and I took pleasure from taking her to her dream holiday destination.

    I’ve been spending lots of money eating out in restaurants, getting takeaway deliveries and I just booked another holiday. It’s been over 6 months since my last holiday, so I think I’ve earned it.

    I spend a lot of money.

    Money flows in-between my fingers, as if I was grabbing handfuls of fine white coral sand on one of the beautiful beaches where I sometimes take my holidays. Does it bother me that I spend vast sums of money instead of hoarding as much as possible; living like a miser? Does it bother me that all I have to show for the money I’ve spent is an amazing house, a beautiful kitten and some incredible memories of unforgettable experiences? No. I’m no fool.

    I’ve ploughed money into seemingly lost-causes, such as donating small sums of money to a friend who I’m trying to financially support through a difficult period of his life, to the point where he can hopefully be self-sufficient. It’s damn hard escaping poverty. I feel as though it’s my duty to spread the wealth. I feel as though it’s very unfair that I can make lots of money because I already have plenty of money. Those who have the most money make the most money. The rich get richer and the poor get poorer. That’s unfair.

    I think it’s victim-blaming to say that the poor would become rich if they were more careful with their money, and I find that kind of thinking very offensive.

     

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  • Quick Catch-Up With a Friend

    This is a story about repeating yourself…

    Phonebox

    The phone rang and I prevaricated about answering it. I was having about 5 simultaneous conversations – via text chat – with various colleagues and other people, while also doing a very tricky piece of work. I was sorely tempted not to answer my phone. I decline to answer most calls.

    I answered the phone.

    I answered because it was one of my very dear friends who has been very loyal, and has called at precisely the right moment; the moment when I’ve desperately needed somebody to talk to. He called me when I had lost my phone and all my phone numbers and I couldn’t get on the internet. He called me when I was in a dire situation, cut off from the world.

    “Oh no” I thought. “I’m going to have to fill him in on the news of what’s being going on in my life” I thought. “There’s so much to tell him” I thought.

    It’s strange, but I forget that I write a blog post every day, pretty much telling the whole world what’s going on in my life.

    “How does he know everything that’s relevant and current? How does he know all my news? How is he so up to date?” I thought, puzzled.

    It took me quite a while to remember that I write and publish quite a lot every day.

    Today was a perfect example of why I write and publish so much.

    I’ve been stretched very thin, what with dating, nest-making, having friends to visit and a mountain of work. I’ve hardly had a minute to do a single “leisure” activity. When I look at the clock, it’s always time to do something. I’m always playing catch-up, but never quite managing to get ahead.

    I have to publish this now… I have something happening in just a few minutes… tell you about it tomorrow.

     

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  • Suddenly Everything is OK

    This is a story about overnight recovery…

    Flip flops

    One day you can’t feel your leg. One day a leg is twice the size of the other one. One day your kidneys have stopped working. One day you’re in agony from muscle and nerve damage caused by DVT. One day you’re in hospital on dialysis and you’re very sick. One day you’re physically dependent on a medication which you’ve been buying on the black market, and you’ll have seizures if you stop taking it. One day you’re so addicted to a drug that you won’t sleep, eat or drink, because you don’t want to stop your binge for a single second. One day you’re virtually bankrupt. One day you’re homeless. One day you’re jobless. One day your mental health is so bad that you’re hearing voices, seeing things and you’re paranoid about everybody and everything, to the point where you think even the person who loves you the most in the world is your enemy.

    Then, overnight, you recover.

    Overnight, all your physical health problems are cured.

    Overnight, your mental health problems are cured.

    Overnight, all your substance dependency – addiction – problems are solved.

    Overnight, you have a house.

    Overnight, you have a job.

    Overnight, your debts are repaid.

    Overnight, you have lots of money.

    Nope.

    Just nope.

    I was rummaging in the boxes of stuff which managed to survive the chaotic years of my life and I found a pair of flip-flops with a piece of string tied to them. The string is there because I couldn’t feel my foot and I couldn’t control its movement – I couldn’t walk properly. When I was walking in flip-flops, the left one would just fall off after ten or twenty steps, because I didn’t have enough feeling in my toes to be able to ‘grip’ the flip-flop properly. The string was my improvised attempt to be able to wear my beloved flip-flops during some nice weather.

    My attempt at using a piece of string to fix my inability to wear flip-flops was a lovely metaphor for the attempts I was making to solve all my problems, overnight.

    That was two years ago.

    Things got a lot worse before they got better.

    Things were so bad that on the very worst day of my life, I woke up in an hospital intensive care ward, with a tube down my throat forcing air into my lungs, a tube up my nose and into my stomach, forcing activated charcoal and other things into me, 6 canulas all for pumping me full of various things, an arterial canula for measuring my blood pressure with incredible accuracy, plus I was attached to an 8-cable ECG machine, a clip on my finger measured my blood oxygen and I had been catheterised – I noticed that a tube coming out of my penis had been taped to the inside of my leg. The worst thing was that I was alive.

    I did not want to be alive.

    I had tried very hard not to be alive.

    Physically I was alive, but I was still very sick – my kidneys and other organs had shut down and I had been in a coma – and I was also going through benzodiazepine withdrawal, which is both life-threatening and thoroughly unpleasant.

    I was alive, but it turned out I didn’t have a job or a home anymore.

    I was single and without any friends. I was in a strange city where I didn’t know anybody. I didn’t have enough money to rent a place to live and support myself until I got my first paycheque. I was utterly screwed.

    So, of course I still very much wanted to be dead.

    Now, I have a nice house, full of nice things. I’ve made some friends and I’ve met some women. I go on dates. Sometimes those dates go really well. I have a job. I earn a lot of money. My finances are sorted out. I’m no longer addicted to drugs or physically dependent on medication. I hardly even drink – perhaps once a week, socially.

    I can wear flip-flops.

    Weirdly, the nerve damage repaired itself enough so that I have enough sensation in my foot to be able to wear flip-flops, run, go kitesurfing and do the other things I always used to do.

    I don’t know if I’m happy – there’s still a lot of insecurity in my life; I live with an unacceptable amount of jeopardy for a person to have to suffer. I don’t have enough friends in the local area. I don’t have a girlfriend. I haven’t established myself in my new home city. I’ve barely even started to unpack my stuff.

    Compared with two years ago, my life does look like an overnight success. I’m good at my job and my colleagues are grateful for my contribution to the team and the project. The pieces of the puzzle are starting to fit together, and my life is beginning to look viable.

    It’s strange how people expect to be able to ‘save’ people who – on closer examination – have such a clusterf**k of issues that it’s easy why some would think they’re a “lost cause” and abandon them.

    I’m grateful to that handful of people who didn’t give up on me; who didn’t write me off and abandon me.

     

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  • Not My Finest Work

    This is a story about doing a rushed job…

    Cat flap

    Here is a picture of my cat flap. I’ve been thinking about getting a cat because I miss having a furry friend and I think it would improve my life to have a pet in my life. Undoubtedly, having contact with pets is something which is beneficial to my mental health – I find it really stress relieving to stroke a cat, and I enjoy sharing my life with other living creatures. I think I would find it greatly comforting to have an animal to nurture.

    I’m working very hard and my colleagues are super pleased with what I’m doing, but I can’t let my job totally define and consume me.

    I’m trying very hard to find a girlfriend, but such things can’t be rushed. I have very limited control over when and where fate is going to match me up with somebody who’s got mutual feelings for me, worth embarking upon a relationship.

    I’m trying somewhat less hard to make friends outside of work, because I’m simply flat-out.

    My house is filled with mountains of boxes of unassembled flat-pack Ikea furniture and all of my stuff which still remains mostly in the cardboard boxes I used when moving. Some of the boxes have been opened and rummaged through for long-forgotten treasures, but some boxes are still sealed up with tape.

    My clothes are mostly organised using the floordrobe system, where dirty clothes are piled up in one part of my bedroom, and clean ones in another.

    I have more Ikea furniture arriving soon and I need to at least assemble a guest bed before I have my first visitor.

    I’m hurriedly writing this, well aware that my sleep patterns have gotten out of sync with the corporate demands of capitalist society. It’s late. I’m tired.

    I’m not saying a whole lot that’s very interesting or insightful, but these are my thoughts after a pretty punishing – although productive – week at the office. I veer violently from suicidal despair to arrogant delusions of grandeur, depending on whether I’m doing some really cool piece of work at the office, or whether I’m struggling to secure myself a romantic companion via the local dating scene.

    I’m spending money like crazy, but it seems unavoidable given my need for a furnished home, plus I need to phone all the utility companies and tell them that it’s just me living here in this giant house all on my own, so they stop charging me zillions of pounds for supplying energy, water and other services which I barely use. I’m spending money on dating. I’m spending money on replacing some of my threadbare worn-out clothes.

    It seems crazy to get a kitten, but it also seems like something which would bring a flood of much-needed oxytocin, given my rather isolated existence. It seems like something I could be in control of: I just need to find a kitten for sale locally and adopt it, and then I can immediately enjoy my new pet. Having a little kitten to lavish attention on, and to brighten my day, sounds so lovely. I think I would be really overjoyed to come home from work every day and be greeted by a tiny furry friend. I think my life is sorely missing an outlet for my nurturing side.

    I’m producing great work at the office and I’m not doing too badly in the dating game, but both things are unhealthy to do obsessively, and neither can be rushed.

    Sometimes the sun shines, like it did this evening, and I feel like life is going really well. Most of the time I feel overwhelmed by the enormity of the task of meeting new friends and getting a girlfriend, which are going to be essential pieces of the puzzle if I’m going to have a happy life here in this new city.

    My writing is suffering, but I’m trying my best to juggle everything. It’s pretty impressive that I’ve done so much in such a short space of time, but it’s still unfortunately not quite enough to have yielded a life which meets my basic ordinary and realistic needs, such as secure relationships, financial security, stability and suchlike.

    It’s well past my bedtime. I’m struggling to catch up. The extra demands placed upon me have tipped the balance unfortunately to the point where I’m not quite managing to stay on top of everything. I’m balancing on a knife edge.

     

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  • All The Money In The World

    This is a story about buying happiness…

    Bitcoin miners

    It seems straightforward to me that life can be lived like this: get money, spend money. I particularly like spending money in a way which maximises the amount of enjoyment, which often involves spending money on things which benefit other people as well.

    One of the best things I’ve spent money on was a house with a garden, where I could entertain guests and have visitors to stay. I bought a hot tub, fire pit, big barbecue, lots of outdoor beanbags, patio heaters and other such things, so I could throw big parties in the warmer months of the year. I bought a yacht, which I took friends out on all the time and spent a lot of time aboard with my girlfriend, making long trips together. I bought a speedboat which provided an immense amount of pleasure, taking friends out wakeboarding and otherwise just having the thrill of messing around on the water.

    Holidays alone are relaxing, but holidays with a girlfriend or a group of friends are a million times better. I’ve never subsidised my friends’ travel, but I’ve paid for plenty of flights and accommodation so that I could have romantic holidays to exotic luxury locations with girlfriends, who otherwise wouldn’t have been able to afford the trip.

    I’ve bought my way into expensive sports, giving me incredible experiences I’ll treasure forever. I’ve rock climbed, skydived, mountain biked, snowboarded, done mountaineering and ice climbing. Vast amounts of money have bankrolled a bucket list to die for. There are very few things left that I want to do.

    Sometimes I get smart and I figure out ways to earn money while I sleep. Most of the time I earn money the old-fashioned way, by selling my body to the highest bidder. I find the day job very often frustrating, slow, boring and unrewarding work, which poses little challenge, but it used to pay for an incredible lifestyle, so it somehow made sense.

    My life doesn’t make any sense at the moment.

    I work harder than ever, but my life is nothing like it once was. My social life is non-existent. I’m single. I don’t go on ski trips or sail yachts. I don’t do much of anything except work and pay bills. There’s never any spare money left, despite the vast amount of wealth that I generate – it’s all hoovered up by “cost of living” and “cost of being alive”.

    I shouldn’t complain. I’m very lucky that whatever I decide to do, things usually work out for me. I am often in the right place at the right time.

    I also forget that I’ve lived an incredible life.

    Except I don’t forget.

    It’s precisely the opposite of forgetting: I remember.

    I remember exactly how good my life was, and I wonder what happened to that life. I’m not sad, bitter and twisted about it – I spend most of my time and effort trying to get things back to how they were, before everything fell apart.

    I’ve had moments which have reminded me of the life I used to lead. I went away with my most recent [ex-]girlfriend to Mexico for Christmas and New Year and we splashed the cash. We travelled in style. We lived life to the max. That was an excellent reward for a year of solid hard work. It tasted so sweet to enjoy the fruit of my labour.

    I’m in the process of getting my new house furnished and set up exactly how I want, so I can entertain guests and have visitors. I’m lucky enough to be able to choose what I want, buy everything and have it delivered. Slowly, my home is taking shape. I suppose I should spare a thought for people who can’t afford to even rent a little room, while I have 4 bedrooms, 2 reception rooms and a huge kitchen with a dining room at one end, which could comfortably accomodate a large family. I have brand new furniture, which is all lovely.

    None of it seems to mean anything though. I have a big empty house and my life is very empty. I don’t have a social group in the local area. I don’t have a girlfriend. Life is lonely and feels quite meaningless, despite the nice house and good job.

    I keep thinking that if I can earn even more money, then I’ll be able to relax and think about what kind of life I’d like to live, but at the moment I work to live and I live to work. I don’t know what I’m living for, except to pay bills and work. Obviously I’m glad I don’t live in a hovel. Obviously I’m glad I have comfy furniture. However, my life is very incomplete and it leaves me feeling very miserable.

     

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  • Blur

    This is a story about trying to do too much…

    Ceiling fan

    I think I have a pretty good idea of what I want and what I need. I think I’ve got enough experience to know what makes a happy, fulfilling, complete and stable life. I think I’ve been through plenty of difficult periods when my life has been incomplete, to know what was missing. I’ve been through very happy periods when I’ve been full of joy and contentment, and I know the things that created those delightful episodes.

    There aren’t any short cuts.

    It’s a strange situation, knowing what my life would contain if I could cherry-pick all the things I needed from all the years I’ve been alive. I’d choose the huge group of friends I met in the kitesurfing community, and the exotic travel locations we went to. I’d choose living in a city by the beach, where I could have barbecues and play volleyball on a random weekday evening after work. I’d choose garden parties, dinner parties, pool parties, eating out, board games nights and sitting around drinking wine, with a house full of great friends. I’d choose a stable long-term loving relationship with somebody kind and caring, with an incredible career and fascinating educated opinions, who dazzled me with their intellect. I’d choose to have loyal friends nearby, who’d do anything to help me, and I’d do anything for them. I’d be surrounded by people. I crave company and affection.

    I hate being single. I hate that all my friends live far away. I hate that I don’t have a pet.

    I hate not feeling settled, secure, in love with my home city and in love with my house.

    I think I’m going to love Cardiff. Soon enough I’ll buy a place of my own. I’ll make friends. I’ll meet a special somebody. I’ll probably get a cat. I’ll get back into kitesurfing and wakeboarding. I’ll build a social network around me, which will make me happy – my gregarious and extroverted side will come back again, and I’ll feel like myself; I’ll feel glad to be alive.

    I don’t tend to do things slowly and steadily.

    I want everything immediately.

    I’ve set about trying to have a lovely house in a lovely area, meet people, fall in love and meanwhile carry on with all of life’s daily demands, such as working my job and paying my bills. It might sound like the regular stuff that we’re all trying to do, but you have to understand that my life was profoundly dysfunctional. Every facet of my life was incredibly damaged in some way, and I have found myself starting from scratch, more-or-less.

    Of course, there are people whose lives are decimated and they don’t enjoy the many advantages which I do, such as being able to find well-paid employment anywhere in the world. My health is good enough that I can work with limited impairment. My experiences have prepared me, such that I’m able to deal with just about anything and everything that life throws at me. I live a very charmed existence.

    As it stands, my life is very incomplete, but I’m no longer paralysed by depression, anxiety, indecision and hampered by financial problems. The feelings of unhappiness are prompting me to take action, and I’m pursuing every avenue simultaneously to fix-up my life.

    One year ago, I had a very lovely girlfriend, a great home with gorgeous panoramic views of the sea, and a well-paid job which was a short drive away. I might sound like Goldilocks, but that city was not somewhere I could fall in love with. The friends I made there who had cared very much about me, and I adored, had vanished as quickly as they had arrived in my life – an argument which exploded, and ended the relationships I had with an entire family. My house of cards collapsed, and I was jobless, single and sick, in a place where I only had a couple of friends left… and neither were particularly well equipped to help me.

    Today, I have a big empty house. I love my job and I love the people I work with. I’m becoming wealthy again. I’m in a city which I find jaw-droppingly gorgeous. Some parts of my life are absolutely perfect.

    The parts of my life which are broken and dysfunctional are being fixed. I’m meeting people. I’m no longer trapped in depressed isolation.

    Being single is particularly horrible. I haven’t had a hug in far too long. I’ve had nobody to cuddle me when I’ve been feeling terrible. For a time, I felt like I had nobody in the world who I could phone in a crisis, but slowly my life improves: a friend from work has been in contact, for example, making me realise that I’m not completely invisible… there are people who care about me.

    I know that there are people who care about me all around the world, but I promise you that it’s pretty awful being in a city you’ve never visited before, where you don’t know anybody, and you’re living all alone in a house full of cardboard boxes and unassembled flat-pack furniture. My clothes are all still in suitcases, because I have no furniture to unpack into yet.

    Of course, we must consider the great potential that my life holds. In a matter of months, the scary alien city where I’m completely unable to find my way around, will become my home and I will feel attached to the place. My empty house will be filled with my things and I will make it comfortable, and pleasant to live in. I’ll make friends and my social life will no longer be something painfully absent. I’ll meet somebody special and have a companion to share life with. All of these things will happen, at some point in the future.

    Because I’m used to living life at breakneck pace, doing everything all at once, of course I want to do as much as humanly possible. My life is a blur. I’m not doing things in a methodical, measured and sustainable way – I’m charging headlong into every problem, attempting to get what I want overnight.

    I should have been in bed a long time ago, getting as much sleep as possible before another punishing week at work on a highly stressful project where I’m under a great deal of pressure. I should be protecting the things which are the essential enablers for everything else: without a job and money, my life will collapse like a house of cards, again.

    I almost skipped writing for two days running, because I’m spread so thin, but I’m forcing myself to write now because I don’t want a single part of my life to be neglected and left to rot and wither on the vine. I have ploughed a significant amount of time and effort into this writing project, and I’m loath to lose something which is such a consistent and central part of my identity, especially when my embryonic new life is just a tiny seed – it hasn’t even begun to sprout green shoots yet.

    The problems I have are nice problems to have. I write to you, happy that things are clearly improving, even if I haven’t yet claimed any triumphs since successfully moving to Cardiff. It’s slightly more intangible to say that things are getting better, when the gains are so imperceptibly marginal; the changes are so slow and none of the major milestones have been achieved yet. However, I had a nice weekend.

    As always, I’m very hard on myself and I feel like I should be succeeding in every area of my life, overnight, but things are taking time and effort, and I will have to sustain my efforts if I want to get the things I need. It sucks, but at least I’m starting to have yet another attempt at rebuilding my life. I’ve had setbacks, but on the whole I have to say that there’s more positive progress to report than negative things which have happened.

    I seem to be finding reserves of energy that I didn’t think I had. I seem to be more capable than I thought I was. The amount that I’ve achieved in a single weekend seemed inconceivable to me, and was causing me some anxiety, but in fact everything went very well and I’m very pleased.

    Of course, there is a great deal of peril and uncertainty in my life, which will remain for some time, while I cement my gains and secure my future, but I’ve done pretty damn well at coping with setbacks recently, and I hope that I’m able to continue without any major disasters. I hope that I can keep control of my own propensity to self-sabotage. I hope that I can subdue my underlying mood disorder, such that I can plough through the depressive episodes and suppress the manic episodes, and emulate the behaviour of those who are fortunate enough to be blessed with mental stability.

    My life has been a blur. My frenetic activity is so fast that my movement is a blur. The amount that I’m trying to do all at once creates a blurry picture, as all the different activities all blend together and I find myself continuously in strange novel situations, attempting to make sense of what’s going on: mostly a passenger on a rollercoaster ride.

    Life is certainly interesting at the moment, although I am always afraid that I will burn out or break down at any moment. I’m probably over-investing in the wrong things, as always, but that’s me: a blur of activity.

     

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  • 700 Words or Fewer

    This is a story about attention spans…

    Flip flop

    Counterintuitive though it may sound, it’s harder to write less than more. That’s not to say that it’s hard to write infrequently or not at all – it’s actually very hard to have the discipline to write every day – but writing something more than a journal of the day’s events, and keeping it short and sweet is surprisingly difficult.

    I used to keep a list of writing prompts, should I ever be short of an idea for something to write about. Once I had established the habit of thinking “what am I going to write today?” I find myself planning my writing from the moment I wake up, until the moment I finally have chance to get in front of a keyboard in a suitable environment.

    I’m self-conscious about writing on a train, where a passenger might be sitting next to me, reading my words as they are formed. I’m self-conscious about anybody watching me produce these little essays – it’s a private process, even if the end result is published publicly. Nobody ever gets to see the words I delete, or the sentences I restructure. Nobody ever gets to witness the pauses as I consider how I’m going to phrase a particular passage. Nobody knows how many times I doubt myself, and scurry for the dictionary to check that a particular word definitely means what I think it means.

    My meandering thoughts could easily become jumbled and rambling. Often I do ramble and wander off at tangents, but I try to stick to a certain theme. I try to write an introduction, then an exploratory part, then a conclusion, or at least a wrap-up of some kind. I try to end with some degree of satisfactory summing-up instead of just petering off.

    From the very outset, I decided that I would treat my blog as an exercise in expressing myself in the most straightforward language I could muster. I loathe clumsy, lengthy sentences, which are hard to follow and must be re-read by somebody who’s determined to decipher what I meant, as precisely as they are able to. I have succeeded when I put across my points in simple, concise and unambiguous terms, which does not necessarily preclude using a manner of communication which is verbose and littered with words not in common circulation. However, I would very much feel that I had failed if I send my readers reaching for a dictionary every few paragraphs.

    Of course I’m now very well practiced at expressing my inner monologue, which makes me a bit of a one-trick pony, but I do wish to communicate and not only record my thoughts for posterity. I’m keen that as many people as possible understand what goes through my head, and feel as if they know me intimately.

    The intimacy and the honesty are vitally important to me. It’s incredibly rewarding to have opened myself up in this way and been received so positively. On the rare occasions when I do catch up with friends on the phone, I’m so pleased when they are aware of what’s going on in my life and I don’t ever find myself answering the usual range of clichéd questions about how my job is going etcetera etcetera. We can cut to the chase and talk about the things which really matter, which is vital when I spend a lot of time contemplating suicide.

    Meaningful close friendships – good relationships – are grounded in emotional intelligence and the willingness to talk about our true feelings and our values, rather than having superficial conversations about trivial distractions. I’m sure there are people who’ve known each other for their whole lives who have rehearsed a kind of social interaction protocol, which enables them to speak to each other at length while never really scratching the surface. This is how people kill themselves and their friends are left with nothing but shock and bewilderment, because they never saw it coming – all that talk about football and soap operas was never going to provide the scope for somebody to announce that their life is misery and they’d rather be dead.

    I have eight words left now.

    The end.

     

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  • Making A Fool Of Myself

    This is a story about safeguards…

    Mr Happy

    There is an oft-quoted statistic about 93% of communication being non-verbal. When I write, you cannot hear my tone of voice and you cannot see my body language or facial expressions. When I write, I do so in advance of your reaction, so I am unable to tell whether what I am saying is being well received or whether it is causing people to recoil in horror and disgust.

    It’s damn hard being live-wired into the fabric of the internet. It’s not easy using public writing as a coping mechanism.

    I get home and my anxiety levels are sky-high having spent a whole day in an office trying to act normal and keep my mouth shut. I get home and I’ve usually spent the bulk of the day trapped in my own skull with my thoughts bouncing around inside my head. I get home and I’m suddenly very alone, but I’m in an environment where I can somewhat relax and be myself. The net result is an outpouring of jumbled thoughts and feelings, which get typed and published onto this website, for the entire world to see.

    Because of the incredible disruption of moving house and things which have greatly disturbed my brain chemistry, I have an ever-increasing amount to say, in a desperate attempt to occupy my mind and bring some structure to my life. My routines are sacrosanct to me but I have little control in my work environment, where I must conform to bland office mediocrity and keep my head below the parapet, so my writing is the part of my routine where I blow off some steam. Unfortunately, there’s a great deal of pressure to be released.

    I’m aware that my daily word count has been creeping up little by little, to the point where I’m easily blasting out 1,500 or 2,000 words at a sitting. Nobody wants to read that much. Instead of writing short sweet little blog posts, I churn out disturbing half-formed thoughts from the depths of my subconscious, which reveal a side of me that nobody ever directly acknowledges in themselves, let alone writes about at length.

    Instead of finding a dark corner of the internet to lurk in and turning my insecurities into hate-filled invective directed at a common chosen target, replete with the jargon of a particular online community, instead I have developed a reflex where if I think it, I remember it and I write it down. My daily writing reflects all the unspeakable things which any person might think but never say. I say the things because of my increasing isolation.

    I’m lucky enough to have a great number of friends online who I could chat to, but I feel as though I’m poisoned and that I must cut off the limb which the venomous snake bit. I feel as though I have to purge myself of toxicity. I feel as though I must try to vent all the terrible things I’m feeling, in order to feel better.

    I write out of sheer desperation.

    I doesn’t seem to matter how much I write – it doesn’t make things better, but sometimes it makes things worse. I write because it’s a well-established habit and pattern of behaviour. I write because it helps me to get my thoughts in order. I write because it helps me feel in control of my life. I write because I’m proud that I’m creating something. I write because it gets a reaction. I write because it gives me a connection to people. I write because people respond. Sometimes, however, people don’t respond and the lack of reaction is distressing.

    I push very hard. I push myself. I push others.

    I’m not sure if I’m pushing people away, but I certainly stopped engaging properly with people.

    I feel so overwhelmed with the enormity of the task of getting my life back in good order – financially for example – that I’ve whittled away everything which doesn’t fit to a very austere and minimalistic routine. I eat, sleep, work and write. Most other people have their families, friends, kids, pets and other such things in their lives, but my life has been reduced to a crude cartoon.

    I reached 700 words and I promised myself I wouldn’t write any more.

    Please, tell me if you’re still listening; still reading.

     

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